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rufflychux:
sssSSSSSHHHOOOOO... Your Girl Friend catch you red handed dey kolorbee another girl?
And you no deny am? You for do like Shaggy now... According to Shaggy

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door - Then you say "Was in Me"
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor - Then You say "Was in Me"
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see - Then you say "Was in Me"

Ehen Now... You too say "Was in Me".

It wasnt me!

Frank2021:
Good morning guys, please I am a confused situation. I have a girlfriend but her attitude towards me can really be annoying so I met another girl and she has another guy who wants to marry her but she is not ready for him because of his fetish background.

She tells me everything, I lied to her that my girlfriend and I are no longer in contact and she believes me. She comes to my house so do I, she cooks and we eat but I never tell her that I have feelings for her because I don't know how she will see it because she is still dating the other guy.

Yesterday she came to my house in the morning, we are watching film and she slept off in my bed.

To my out most surprise because I talk with my girlfriend early she told me she was going home from school, so I text to her on WhatsApp that I cant wait to see her not knowing she mistook it to "I have something for you" omo this girl come to my house by surprise, I was dumbfounded when she saw the girl on my bed sleeping, she continued watching the movie on my laptop. I was so tensed I was sweating, the other girl woke up and saw her. She prepares and left.

My girlfriend was angry. I tried to convince her that nothing is happening between us she said no problem but inside me she is not happy, i later called the other girl she didn't pick my calls. Please what should I do because I am confused. My girlfriend said the day I visit her and see another guy laying on the bed that I should know how it feels.

Face your book/school.....all these shidren sef!

Animegirl:
Nigeria men are so complicated. If you meet hardened ladies now, you men! Would still insult them. Girl was just being flirty, she isn't cheap.

OP Dear, nothing bad. She likes you. Don't take the advice of Redpillers and frustrated men here, many wish to be in your shoes but their ugly faces and stinking attitude towards ladies both offline and online won't let them get an hand-shake from a Lady .

But if you don't like it, talk to her, Is your choice.

Good for clearing the air. For the fact that she kissed him doesn't mean she is cheap. Some ladies are very expressive and you can see their green light from miles away. Most are very discreet as a result of our custom and tradition.

But before you start screaming redpiller of which I'm not into that sh*t, Nigerian ladies with good virtues are hard to come by now. It is quite alarming!

Romanoff:
He'll be like "come over here you cute little zebra".

I like his outlook on body positivity.

Even men have stretch marks.

Are you a cute zebra too

R

nickyj19:
they are even smiling 2 show that dey will be out before that time self

They won't even enter. They will pay 1 million

3 months?

Abeg I no get power to argue. I dey hungry

Nonpartisan1:
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Blame the greedy approach by the airlines. Is not better they reduce the price and carry more passengers, than flying empty crafts?

Something is really wrong with you folks aswear. So you are absolving the FG of any responsibility.
Cab fares have gone up too. The cab folks should carry more people too, probably on the roof to maximize profit and retain the status quo. Instead of you holding FG responsible for the fuel debacle, you would rather blame the cab man.
Sometimes I wonder how I ended up in a country like this when I see such lame, myopic and foolish response.
Tueh!


Cc: rugaria

humblesteve:
You’re actually right, I stay around the said area and I’ve those two chairs, foreign made I bought 2 for 60k, 30k each that same chair sells for 45m above.

Pic of the chair pls

Baawaa:
When there is money nothing like over stay

I really don't understand what does guys above are yapping about.
I have had hommies stay in my pad for almost 2,years of an on. I had no bad feelings about it. We are guys and need to look out for each other. That's the way I'm wired.
Though this same dude did not allow my gbensh one chic later in his place when I was in between apartments but still no hard feelings.
Its only a man that can remember an act of kindness you did to him in the past

doggedfighter:



My Ibadan visit comes to mind.

I like that in Ibadan men stay in the middle while women stay at the back unlike where I live.


Respect to Ibadan !

I appreciate that gesture.



Eastern states are different.


I felt a little unprotected though while a man was in middle and I at the back because here in the

East where I live before the ban bike pooling isn't a thing but happens rarely when they are no other options.

I'm used to having men sit behind.

Male strength and energy thrills me anywhere even in bed.

Masculinity is a thing for me.

What about pot_bellied men? Do they exude strength too and thrill you?
Asking for @smellysperm

DaddyFabooluz:
It's not up to a year.

Even if it is two months, it is now naija used

Amuluonyenaego:
Now I know that this Nairaland is filled with boys of early 90s starting from the boy that showed his hair cut in the morning. Anyways, congratulations brother may God bless ur new age as you celebrate IJN amen.

And I'm suspecting that the newer mods are also in same category. There is a lot of crappy news on frontpage nowadays

Chijeep:
No surprise here at all

I never buy drinks for bitches
Unless the bitch my misses
Or this bitch is my mistress,
giving me sexual healing.

No time for love feelings

Love kee you there

Trying to remember where this line came ftom ... Should be R.Kelly ?

MadeINchenzen2:
Pls if you need video or visual proof to this thread, just quote me... i didn't post them here cos its absolutely disgusting

I need. Kindly send to: namsteflon. at. yaho#. Com

Emman8:
TV Console - 25k

Pwm 60A charge controller : 20k

Location: Awoyaya Lagos

Whatsapp O7062221085

TV console. How much last

festacgirlie:
@nams77, lusco
akinsrachel3@gmail.com

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God bless you. Will reach you. Tnx so much

festacgirlie:
If these are the only things you present I doubt anyone will want to give you a job without an additional higher certificate

Hello. Pls csn you help with the appropriate courses/ training that is equivalent.
Thank you in advance

Good

UnabashedIPOB:
Just put the mother 4ucker in a choke hold from the back and watch him pass out like a lizard!

Choke hold while he is driving the bike? I'm not sure you analyzed it correctly. What if he falls with this bike and you on it

Op this is a beautiful place. Never heard of it.
Thanks for bringing us the information.

I would love to go fishing but I don't know who to start

xeratek:
Nairaland members and malnutrition are like 5&6

Why Una wicked like this?

ify01:
How did it go, please?

Well the pilot stage or mini trial stage didnt show promise. It might be I didnt use enough salt. Lalasticlala sorry i mean to say las las na to buy chemical spray o.
My neighbors dey look me like lazy man but i no care. Time na money. The time I will take and join dem in their clearing exercises, I don use am spray my chemical and hit the road to take care of my biz and pursue money
Like a true igbo man
Cc: Hatesin

agbonkamen:
You need serious deliverance from spiritual wife

It doesn't call for deliverance.
Most people think love will just carry you through. No! Relationship calls for conscious effort at keeping it alive. You need to be making conscious effort and think of what to do everyday to spice up the relationship.

Cold fact is that love decreases as relationships age. Those old couples you see have stopped feeling butterflies and knots in their stomachs. Those feelings died along time ago. What they have now is a solid feeling of companionship and togetherness.
They have grown to become fond of each other.
Op, I'm like you too but you just have to keep trying to make a conscious effort to keep spicing up your partner's life if truly she is a good gal
@smartplug.
Learn to manage the situation. Almost everyman feels angry and worthless when broke. When I was in school, my girlfriend then tends to avoid me and sometimes even give me all her money except her transport fare just to pacify me.

Now the question is, what if you get married. Will you tell your wife to avoid you too? Or your kids?

Learn to manage the feeling

BeeBeeOoh:
I forgot the spelling of is back then 2006 when I was writing my WAEC, geography to be precise(map reading things). For like 3mins, I could not decipher if the spelling of is is i...s or s...i

At a time I had to called on my neighbor to help me with the spelling

No be small thing

Same thing happened to me in 2004 in my 3 year. Mine was " was". I sat for two minutes thinking about how to spell was.
I asked my buddy beside me and the dude just smiled. He know say my brain don freeze

Foreigna2:
Others are talking, wawa sef dey put mouth.
If I start with you now, you will be crying marginalisation.

You sounded really childish. Firstly, the person that wrote the article is not an igbo man or he would have noticed something was amiss with the name of the man.
But come to think of it, no tribe can take what the igbos went through during the war( the 25pound compensation) and be this successful today. This is an incontrovertible fact.
Never mind quoting me as I have said all I needed to say. Cheers friend

Foreigna2:
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You are only doing what Igbos are known for. Talking loud and making foolish mouth. Hausas are richer than you, Yorubas are richer than you. You don't have a single dollar billionaire, no Igbo on Forbes list, no Igbo in the list of 5 richest Nigerians.

HFP Engineering has built more homes than all Igbo bricklayers put together.

You can only deceive your fellow illiterates in Anambra and other villages in the East, not people in Lagos.

You developed Lagos but your region is in ruins. Very foolish people.

Why the thing come dey pain you like this?

Simran94:
Spiritual manipulation? How exactly did he get there if he hasn’t had any sexual intercourse with the lady?
All these ladies that use Kayamata, don’t you know it’s usually during sex with a man that it’s been applied? All in the name of trying to keep a man?

U Neva see where dem use person picture or piece of clothes, hair etc do jazz?
Ok dey there

Amazingbaby:
He hardly wants to have a conversation,he prefers leaving any place I am trying to have the conversation,this is the first time he left the house.he was such in a rage that I refuse him hiring the girl.

Who knows? He might even be under spiritual manipulation. Almost fell for this too. You won't even know you are straying.

Not supporting his actions though but pls add prayers too. Mariangeles what do you think?

bluebay:
If you can remember very well, First round sex doesn’t last at all. It’s from the second round that does last so maybe he doesn’t want to look lazy to you. He gave the first round to the toilet then wants yiu to enjoy the longer round .

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.

Mariangeles:
He can’t relax. He’s the head of the family.
Besides, it was his choice that they move there.

Knowing that they live there for free tells that it is a very remote part.

There is no need reasoning with you.

I have seen your response to other folks and I have come to the conclusion that you would rather die than fault a woman.

Cheers!!!

Mariangeles:
A job in Ikorodu? Are you kidding me?
I even doubt if any business would thrive there.

I'm not conversant with lagos but even I determined person will make effort no matter how small.

Why didnt the man relax at home because he was staying at ikorodu?