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Good info

Even the moderators no know the name of the fish. This is a shark

Sunmars:
Thanks for the class boss.
It was very revealing!

You welcome chief.
Moving to newer offices

Kriss216:
OP, I have just one thing to tell you, as a Man(though you're half man) never take marital advice from a woman.

Women here will tell you to pray, fast, have one on one discussion with her, tell her parents, blah blah blah. Don't listen to them. That woman in your house will never change. You'll never have peace of mind with such woman..worst scenario, she will kill you.

Op, you see this advice right up here?
Go and carve it on marble and hang on your sitting room.

I can bet my left ba-- that if you don't do something drastic, some day you will be lying cold on a morgue slab. DEAD!
And , the harbinger of bad news will carry your story.

I reject it for you in Jesus name. You married a chameleon and her true character is coming out

Righteousness2:
There is Something fishy.
It could be much more than you think.
Your wife needs a touch from GOD.
Take her to the Lord's Chosen this Tuesday and Thursday. Service starts 8am. Make Power touch her.

Are you from the Lords chosen?

DubaiLandLord2:
How him dick take dey erect after seeing an 80 years old woman

Wander shall never end

Someone that can rape cow may not find a problem with that

DrGoodman:


Shettima is the new IPOB leader

This meme dey off me!

Now they can conveniently forget about geographical location, but during Jonathan, dey were screaming at the top of their voices for a president from northern extraction

shawante:
You left your money with your mom... Guys should we tell him

Lol. In extreme case, the money may still be intact

T

KiNg0G:
Oh lord , any sîmp in my bloodline like this op that will cause me future grievance, let it miscarriage.

Loool I almost fell from my chair.
It marvel me how young men spend money on girls.
I can't even imagine doing these things not to talk of actually doing it.
I will share a story and i hope mods push it to fp

olafum1:
This man and his handlers really took Nigerians for a fool.

These insults are too much.

My simple advice, stop voting northerners to power, remember Abacha that looted the country dry, till date those moneys are not fully recovered.

Southerners use the presidency to achieve economic gains, but these northerners come to always reverse the wind of time, see how this one has took us really back. All economic gains and advances of the Obasanjo and Jonathan regime are already reversed.

How long should we continue like this.. I am also of the notion that the country divide and everyone goes its ways. I am very sure Buhari won't have really last long as president had it been he is only governing northern Nigeria. But you can see already that hypocrisy runs in the gene of all northerners. Best, make everyone go it ways.

No truer words have ever been said!

Akathriel:
Tinubu will never become President in Nigeria and I’ll tell you why.

PART 1: October 2018

Louis XIV was King of France for 72 years and 110 days  and became the most powerful French monarch who consolidated a system of absolute monarchical rule that endured until the French Revolution. At the peak of his maniac, he said: “L’Etat c’est  moi” (I am the state).

I am not aware Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is given to so much reading to have come across Louis’ declaration but I once heard him making the same declaration as he got up from his seat and said “Eko fe lo sun”(Lagos wants to sleep). The embodiment of the current pathetic Lagos by the man who rode to power in 1999 largely on account of his association with NADECO abroad is an interesting study for some of us who are eyewitnesses to recent history.

Talking of the love Papa Adesanya had for Tinubu, I would just give one instance. Months into Tinubu’s  tenure, a scandal broke out around him that he did not attend any of the schools he listed in his resume: from St John’s Primary School, Aroloya in Lagos through Government College, Ibadan and University of Chicago.

The scandal broke out shortly after then Speaker of House of Representatives, Salisu Buhari had perjured by submitting a fake certificate from University of Toronto in Canada and was forced to step down. The media was celebrating the scandal and just a sentence from Afenifere against Tinubu then would have done him in.

I recall vividly being in the office of Senator Adesanya with the late Rev. Tunji Adebiyi when an old man with all grey hair and beards dressed in immaculate white dress with white shoes walked into his office and we had to excuse them.

When he left, we went back to meet the Leader and he was in a pensive mood. He told us what the old man told him:

”Abraham, you have to disown this boy (Tinubu) now”

And that he said to the oldie that: “a person who builds a wall does not pull it down.”

He said the man got up to leave and said:

”You will regret not doing so”.

The scene played in my mind in the last inactive days of Senator Adesanya as the last major outing he had before he went down was over Tinubu ~ Yinka Odumakin.

Nigerians, listen to me, I am a confirmed full-blooded Yoruba man from Ijebu-Ode. Some bastards said it is better to have Tinubu as President than for the Southwest to lose the Presidency. I said Sango & Ogun will obliterate all of them including their bastard children.

What have I ever benefited from Tinubu’s government?

Obasanjo became President for eight years, what did I benefit from him as a Yoruba man?

In 2015, Tinubu exhumed the decaying copse of Buhari, packaged him as the Messiah and sold him to us at 50-50kobo. And we bought it without questioning the logic behind it.

When Buhari and Osinbajo were drinking their 40Naira-sachet Milo at Eko Hotel, we never knew that it was our collective destinies that were being devoured by satanic powers & principalities.

These same bastards whose hundreds of billions of Naira palliatives disbursement during their COVID-19 cash-out scam never got to me are now compelling me to go take their booster-shot vaccines. It is non other than Sango that will obliterate & annihilate all your family members one after the other.

Now, they’re plotting to remove the (non existent) subsidies on Petroleum Products by June next year.

Look, let me paint you a picture of what will happen in case you don’t know.

The 200Naira transport fare that takes from Ojodu-Berger to Ikeja will become 500Naira.

The bag of Pure Water that sells averagely at 180Naira will become 400Naira.

The carton of Indomie Noodles (Hungry Man) that sells for 4,500Naira will become 9,000Naira.

You have not even seen the preview of what is coming yet.

You’re still complaining of armed robbery, banditry, kidnapping, cultism. All these are child’s play in comparison to what will engulf & kill of all you should these brainless bastards in government tamper with the subsidy.

Six fvcking years, you couldn’t build any refinery. They still have the audacity to allocate $1.5Billion for the turnaround maintenance of a moribund refinery in Portharcourt.

Look, the only thing can solve Nigeria’s problem is if three planet-sized asteroids collide with the planet Earth simultaneously so that everybody can go to blazes.

These bastards say they will pay 5,000Naira to 40Million poor Nigerians to cushion the effects.

What will 5,000Naira do compared to this calamity that is coming?

How did they even arrive at that figure that 40Million Nigerians are poor? Well, that figure could be correct during the Ebele Jonathan’s administration, but I tell you now without mincing words, no less than 160Millions Nigerians have been plunged into the valley of poverty - courtesy of Buhari’s trial & error economic policies.

If you’re one of the dunderheads still clamoring for Tinubu or APC, remember that none of their useless campaign promises of 2015 have been delivered.

Also remember that It is Tinubu, Buhari & Sanwo-Olu that sanctioned the bloody massacre at the Lekki Toll Gate.

Lastly, if you’re one of the assholes clamoring for Yemi Osinbajo to become the next President, then you need to hit your coconut head against the wall if you think that satanic, hypocritical, short man-devil will do any better than his master - Buhari.

Spot on. Just wondering if you are correct about osibanjo. He has a different mindset but I worry if he will be his own man and operate out of the shadows of the fulani overlords

Mercychen:
A slight twist you call it but I've heard of so many women who later had issues with family planning they did.

It's easier for the men because their system is not so complex like that of women.



We already discussed about all the other methods especially condom and he said, for how long is he going to be using condom on his life time wife. He already kicked against the idea.

Woh, I'm tired.

Remove your womb or tie your oviducts.

Simple and not a big deal

Zandena:
Is this CG fire service not galvanizing support for 2023 governorship ambition?
Time will tell most especially that he is from Bida zone that is expected to produce the next governor of Niger state

Your head get oil.

wip7:
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Do you want to learn more about low-cost dye-sensitized solar cells or are you working on this?

Prof. How you guys get this topics is amazing and mind-boggling! I keep drawing a blank on research interest.
Any help sir?

Aaronsrod:
Just imagine burning to death in this volcanic fire only to perish and find oneself in the pit of Hell with Satan and his demons for all eternity.

This people were not Christians. They knew not Jesus. They died unsaved. Men women and children. To think they have been tortured in Hellfire for 1942 years and this is not even the beginning of the start of their suffering.

Nawa ooooooooooooo!

No one is in hell fire now until the great judgment

T-force

I'm getting sick with this

advanceDNA:
Read your comment again... first you said there are no bad women... is this fact or fiction, or you are high on cheap crack.??

even women know that many of them are bad, morally corrupt, sexually corrupt, zero virtues, only driven by money. There are women that no matter how well you treat them, they are just bad, they will cheat on you and even do worse....same for men...

How can U claim that women are saints and men should blame themselves for the outcome of their relationship....

If you are woman.. it’s okay to support your gender..but it’s also okay to say the truth...

If you are man..I don’t know if you are stup!d, naive, or just deliberately trying to be an asslicker to women

Enough said. U just summed it up.
The op never see some women.

How somebody go just wake up this morning begin yarn opata!

The guy is definitely high on some cheap stuff.
There are bad men and bad women, EOD!

Na wa.

Are you married?

Administration1:
And there we have it, folks. Someone shared with us a cool, inspiring story intended to uplift and inspire — something greatly needed during a time when we are plagued by so much negativity, injustice and division- and we just turn around and spit on it!

Rather than reflect on the positivity and beauty embodied by the kind and compassionate gesture exhibited through the Lawyer's actions, or even take some joy in reveling in the idea that perhaps humanity is not completely doomed, we instead politicize the story and engage in a full fledged battle between libs and tards or apc and pdps or whatever the cutesy clever little terms of endearment are these days. It's ridiculous. It's stupid and childish and completely inappropriate and I am fuc*ing sick of it!

For those of you who wish to keep the embers glowing in this pointless neverending schoolyard tiff between APC and PDP, I urge you to please go take your squabble back behind the schoolhouse and neither of you comes back until both sides have either reached a mutual consensus or have killed each other off completely! The rest of the nation is done with you and neither political party wants either of your members back. We have moved on and so we encourage you to do the same.

You are truly deluded
You lots are a sorry bunch.
We already know your type.
Did the person you quote mention apc or pdp?
You imbecilic imp

Rocice:
Product design
You can get started with UI UX
Take a course on udemy for $10 or so

Abeg can you throw more light on product design.
What product are dey designing. No vex. Na learn we dey

tensazangetsu20:
There's nothing easy.

Chairman!
Abeg what skills can I develop to get a remote job.
It may not Really be core I.T

FlipModeSquade:
Puff Adder..

Thats a gaboon viper

MALIGNANTGuest:
Tomorrow they claim MEN are dogs.
Tomorrow they run their mouths like they would be able to stay alone if allowed.
See the way she's screaming like she won a lottery.
Ordinary proposal.
What will now happen when he eventually marries you?

I tire my brother. Even 20. Milli no go make me jump like this.
I will just be grinning from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat.
It shows that marriage is the ultimate destination for women

Laggafin:
I don laugh so Tay i nearly choke

Aswear

BlackfireX:
Corrupt and incompetent ex president

That was why we in the North and South west booted you out.


We the youths are solidly behind our darling president baba buhari..



Click like for Jonathan

Click share for president buhari

Now that you have seen the score card, are you satisfied? Hate
, greed and ignorance will not allow you see the truth. No one is perfect but gej is miles apart from buhari
Choke on the fact

donbachi:
Fotoshot.

If it was captured without them knowing.e for make sense.no be to control the youngman reach foto studio.

From his face in the pics.u go know sey,na she dey run am.

Your head get oil. The man's expression shows it all.

Mysticwebb:
Buhari will soon show his classmates. The NEPA bill holders.

Una no get chills here aswear

All day, everyday....
This country is burnt