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The person up there at first spot is consumed by his hatred for the Igbo tribe. Na BP dey call you so o broda

The little child is evil.

The other dude that stabbed his fellow for 3k is evil and foolish at same time

MonkeyMods:
The way you scout for Igbo related topics on NL is quite hilarious.

I can imagine you hurriedly scrolling down each page on crime section

Aswear. That guy go soon get bp

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.

While reading this, I knew only Nwamaikpe can write this, and on looking at the author, I saw your name jisike nwanna!

Privatepart00:
Yes Israel have such Centre , make Google your friend. The day Israel strike Iran directly it will get its response.
Israel are bluffing for decades about hitting their nuclear facilities, why haven’t they done it? Noise makers can only shoot unarmed Palestinians

Iran is no match for Israel. EOD

IlorinBoy1:
Are you trading again now?

My brother, that place is in disarray now.

Professorcplus:
You people clamoring to forcefully eject the poor man out didn't think twice.

He trained a graduate which means he's teachable, I can't fantom why op and his son can talk and iron things like a civil being.

If you force him out, well he might survive the harsh condition, but just know the son might become harder, thougher and worse will never cater for his old papa.

Paraventure he becomes successful, you might later be at his mercy by them he treats you with cruel. It is them you hear people say is a wicked child. Who cares anyway.

The op one sided story isn't complete. I was expecting his to says he stream his money bla bla bla.

Ok. Maybe I was to harsh. Maybe it will not be proper to send him out but If he is teaching as his father posited, then he should add some value

Lanretoye:
did they stop anyone from contesting?
Some myopic and insensitive people throwing jabs at my comment here are so dumb to think that the endsars protest that took over the country was not orchestrated with any bullion van or constitution, yet the aim of the protest was achieved even if we say partially.
The so called youth did that,now to come and contest for election now has become unachievable and impossible without bullion van.
Funny more,most of them don't even have a PVC,they only have rant access to just say whatever the feel...nonsense!!!

Have you asked yourself how much it cost to buy a governorship nomination form? Can you, in all honesty buy one?
It irritates me when folks like you make such sweeping comments. I'm interested in running but do I have the resources involved?
The system is skewed against us.

Beremx:
The current situation of the country made him to still be living under your roof. Don’t frustrate him and make him misbehave. He’s still a good boy unlike some sons who are jobless and shameless. Give him more time to look for a better job and let him move on

Yea things are hard but a responsible man must commit something to the house no matter how little.

Immediately I returned from service in 2007, I left and rented my own apartment but notwithstanding, I was still doing some little things in our house.
My first salary was 12,600.( I can't forget that ) from that 12,600, I used around 7,000 to change the whole mosquito net in the house. I used to also pay for TV subscription.

So I see no reason why that guy shouldn't contribute even a penny. He is just a very selfish person.
If I was his father, I will issue an ultimatum. if he doesn't meet it, he is leaving my house. Let him go see what it is like outside.

Medianna:
Anything spiritual has a physical name to cover it up..

Till tomorrow for me. There is nothing normal about sleeping paralysis.

Which stress, which kind over thinking, do children even think? But it happens to children most times

Leave them make dem dey explain am away with grammar.

Sleep paralysis that's comes with pinch and scratch marks on the body nko?

FreeStuffsNG:
This 2023 will be sweet!! Democracy has come to stay in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria forever!
Sincerely,I am not surprised that the amendment did not sail through.

One good thing is that all these sudden developments will all still end in praise to God for the Asiwaju Tinubu victory at the Presidential poll.

On the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu I stand. Please support and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Only patriotic Nigerians whose hearts are not filled with hatred, bitterness and bigotry are on board the BAT 2023 winning train.

Patriotic Nigerians on the BAT 2023 winning train are the Nigerians who have a stake in Nigeria and genuinely want to see Nigeria flourish, they are the Nigerians who will rather love than hate, who will rather build than burn/destroy and who will rather bless their nation than curse it.
They are not bigoted tribesmen and those who spread hate against their fellow human being.


Asiwaju Tinubu is a brilliant visionary leader who is a Patriot to the core. He will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.

Please support Asiwaju Tinubu. Asiwaju Tinubu will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.


I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office in case you do not know or trying to ignore the significance of Asiwaju's sterling performance in office as a reason he is being rewarded woth support today.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see was created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
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I would rather support osibanjo and akinwumi, even Ambode and Fashola.

Tinubu is too old.EOD

Seems I will need to pay Enugu state a visit o.

Lalasticlala. This man saw snake there too

This is beautiful! I love this scenic scene

pocohantas:
Nigerians are generally not time conscious people. Ours just come into play when we are dressing for dates, given that we need more time and would choose not to start earlier.

One love dear

WoundedLamb:
Call a spade a spade, everything must not burn down to sexism. This herd mentality is eroding people sense of judgemental on this platform. The actor kept his colleagues (men and women) waiting for 8 hours (a whole business day) and your reaction is to attack women. Phew...

You are right. It is a norm now on this forum.
I'm not part of that gang though

pocohantas:
It has nothing to do with marital status but a strong sense of time consciousness. One would think it is only married women that go on dates or apply makeup.

Not really dear but it is something your gender do a lot and expects everyone to be cool with it.
While I'm not saying all women are time wasters at some point, the difference is quite large for both gender.

Amumaigwe:
They must have sorely dealt with you.

Lol

No.

pocohantas:
I don’t do that. So I take strong exception to it.

Poco


You are not married yet so you can be excused.
I can bet when you are married, you will likely keep your husband waiting while you apply makeup or something

Can the ram size be increased

slimmaintenance:
With advancement in making life easier, you can use your laptop the way you use your phone, by scrolling the screen and using it as a pad.

Dell latitude 3370 comes with portable, foldable, soft screen touch and easy to carry. Ladies can carry it in their handbag comfortably. Students can carry it in their bag comfortably without people knowing you are moving around with laptop. Business men can move around with it comfortably.
It’s a soft screen touch, foldable to pad and windows 10 pro operating system with keyboard light.
Make your life easier when going to work, school, and business by carrying portable laptop that gets you that business sealed when you display and operate it on the table or using it as a pad.

Below are the specifications:
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2-in-1 Display, Foldable and Touch Screen
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Memory1: Up To 4GB 2133MHz
Video Card Integrated Intel® : HD Graphics 520
Display: 13.3-inch FHD (1920 x 1080), Truelife LED-Backlit, ScreenTouch Display with Wide Viewing Angle (IPS). Foldable, 2 way display.
Audio and Speakers: 2 tuned speakers; audio processing by Waves MaxxAudio® Pro
Hard Drive: Up to 118GB Solid State hard drive
Power Battery: 42 WHr, 3-Cell Battery, Integrated, A/C Adapter, 45 Watt AC Adapter
Camera Standard Widescreen: HD (720p) Infrared Webcam w/Dual Digital Microphone Array
Wireless: 802.11ac + Bluetooth 4.0, Dual Band 2.4 & 5 GHz, 2x2
Dimensions Height: 0.74” – 0.76” (18.7 mm – 19.2 mm) x Width: 12.69” (322.4 mm) x Depth: 8.82” (224.0 mm)
Weight: (1.60 kg) 42
Battery Life: Up to 7 hr, 42 mins
Ports Side: 1 HDMI v1.4a,
1 USB 3.0 (incl 1 with PowerCharge),
1 USB 2.0 1 Noble lock security slot,
1 Headphone/Mic
1 USB Type C
Media Card Reader: 1 Micro SD card reader (SD/SDHC/SDXC)
Keyboard: Standard backlit full-size, spill-resistant keyboard

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Price: 89,500
Condition: 95% New from US.
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This is tempting! May reach you by month end

Bablonic:
Haier Thermocool Fridge in perfect condition for sale. Location; Kubwa, FHA. Price is N50,000

Crown Star three burner gas cooker plus one electric outlet. Location, Kubwa, FHA Price is N30,000.

LG 22inch LCD TV. Location, Kubwa FHA. Price is N20,000 (perfect condition)

Selling due to relocation

Pic of tv

Emurate1:
Please, do you have NVQ Level 3 certificate?you said you were working in a bank, do you have any health care experience?

I'm interested in this response. Egbon cyberknoz. Abeg come help your fellas

mimilyrics:
Check healthjobsuk.com for suitable positions, sign up for the search by email alert (email notifications on the kinds of jobs you want will be sent to you daily/weekly depending on your choice). Also, make sure that you put your best foot forward by including only relevant experience or experience with transferable skills and make sure that your supporting information is top notch.
It might be tough at the start - you might get a lot of "unfortunately " emails - but don't give up as the NHS can sometimes be difficult to get into even for those in the UK.

Pls I have a question to ask. Can I send you an email

Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

Can one piece,of intimacy gadget do all you mentioned there at once ?

Uniquewise:
6*6 bedframe and bedfloor 40k
6*6 Mouka Flora mattress 48k

Both can be sold separately or together

6*5 bedframe 35k


WhatsApp 08133056804

Location pls

BritishNaija:
Its through, Russian jets flys all the way from Russia to Ukraine for sorties, They do not have base from ukraine. Ukraine jets operates from kieve, including their drones.

You must be knowledgeable about aircraft. Using the word dogfight and sorties points to someone who knows much about fighter jets and war fare

harizonal123:
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I first discovered forex trading through success digest which I still trade till tomorrow. The only time I have been to Lagos was because of this man' business serminar. May his soul RIP

Baba make dem show men way based on forex

Falseprofet2:


A great business man and an even greater mentor
Rip

When Nigeria still had an active reading culture and the middle class engaged in sort semblance of intellectualism; books from the African writers series to Pacesetters to foreign books. Locally, there were series of writings that dominated: Hints and Hearts magazine for those who enjoyed trashy and entertainment news, Ikebe super & papa ajasco..

This giant of a man was the first to introduce a niche market devoted entirely to sports with the glossy magazine (CS) and newspapers pullouts

You just struck a chord. Youth of nowadays don't read. The future is bleak

For love of country!

If ns naija Now, these ones for don charter private jet cut out since

Error401:
it's a serious issue. pls if this is a joke stop it abeg..
I just wanna know if that test is positive . Pls for Hod sake

Don't kill that baby

Zonefree:
Congratulations bro.

Let me add my own congrats