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buygala:
What shall it profit you that you sell the house to fund your Masters and then come back to Nigeria and be homeless?


Note that the doing Masters in the UK doesn't guarantee that you will be allowed to work there after studies.. They will mostly collect your money, give you an MSC, and put you back on the plane to Murtala Muhammed Airport


From your statement that you are teaching in a private school, I guess it is safe to assume that your course of study isn't very marketable like the Medical sciences or Engineering... Or that you are not brilliant enough or lucky enough for well-paying companies to employ you.. The fact that you are not even on any kind of scholarship for your Masters give credence to the fact say you no too sabi book or your course of study is...well...not much in demand..


My point is... Don't sell your mother's house and grave site on a directionless whim... Do your research and be sure you have at least an 80% chance of being allowed to work in the abroad before you commit yourself... Because you will understand real wahala when you come back to Nigeria with a piece of paper that many other people have and are still jobless, and still end up being homeless.. .

Nothing but the cold, hard truth

OneCandleAway:
Please share your story

Would have loved to but it will generate so many controversies between believers and non believers

Medianna:
Lolzz
Maybe the ghost fell for you.

Love at first sight

Hahaha. You cracked me.

Medianna:
I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

Abroad mortuary is cold. In Nigeria, they can't afford 24 hours refrigeration of corpses, so dey use a chemical call formaldehyde to preserve them. If you have been to a biology lab in secondary school and have seen those dead animals in jars of chemical.

Well, in a mortuary they don't dip the body in chemical but fill up the bodies with the chemicals.

Been there once or twice.
Not a place you wanna visit.

The first day I went, a ghost followed me home.

Story for another day

Not joking

Cantonese:
“ were tired to roar. At least I can fight two of them and win”.

Surely OP never heard of “hungry lions”. Oya enter their cage and have a one on one encounter with them. Na you dem go take fat quick quick.

Aswear!
He doesn't know that the sight of fresh meat( the op) will trigger a burst of energy that will be sufficient enough to devour him

NobleSeed:
suggest a mobile app that has been helpful to you and what you use it for let others learn, download and use it too.
Below are the few I Make use off and the ones I know are good too

1.I use stark VPN to get daily free data

2.I edit videos using inshot

3.I design flyers , logos and thumbnails on canva

4.Photoshop with facetune2

5.download only youtube videos, straight to my phone with tubemate

6.On Operamini ,I use a website called tubidy to search and download any kind of music

7.Then I use chrome to navigate and restore any Instagram lost page, search and monitor my social media apps and youtube

8.Flo app....it tracks menstrual cycles and ovulation..this app will tell u when u are pregnant ND start counting it for you ;

9.CamScanner:you can use this App to scan documents even on transit as far as you have the documents and your phone with you, and you can also send direct mails through the CamScanner, it's very efficient especially when you are always on transit and need to attend to office work!

WPS Office: I call this App office assistant! Typing, edit, creating templates and preparing schedules!! Makes your work easy even on transit!!!

10.Stepapp : for fitness. To track how many footsteps I take everyday..also analyzes amount of calories burnt

11.Bamboo: for buying/selling US stocks

12.Waze: navigation map. Gives up to date information eg traffic, tells you when there's a police around, indicates your current speed

13.Total files: for downloading and listening to music offline for free on iPhone and other IOS devices

14.Polycam: for creating 3D models and images

15.Password safe : for storing all my password

16.Video downloader for Facebook: for downloading videos and Facebook status

17.Photolab: for editing pictures into cartoon like image

18.Qustodio : parental control app for kids

19.Khan academy, edx, Udemy : free education certificate in thousands or courses from top universities

20.Photomath : to help solve Maths problems

Free free to drop yours pls
Mods help push to FP

Thank you. Looking for what to use to download YouTube videos

flejnr2:
Abeg I go follow am go back as passenger

Babe abeg shift small make I Sidon for your back. The more, the merrier


Frankly, I don't envy him right now. What, with all the killings in Northern part of Nigeria and Africa.
Really wouldn't want to be him.
But if you are going, then I'm going too

ivolt:
If true, they learn it from you.
We haven't forgot those writing secret letters to US to block arms sale to Nigeria
in 2013 and 2014.
They even claimed Boko haram was non-existent and soldiers were the one
carrying out killing and bombings.

Na true o! I remember there was a story like that

If you can help, kindly do. Don't leave a brother hanging. You don't know what the future holds. ensure you document everything and you guys sign an agreement.
Negotiate a decent sharing formula with him and also monitor, periodically, development in business.
I have done businesses with a friend before and it turned out right. @ falseprophet1
I would not suggest a long term relationship. Invest, recoup your investment over time and leave
Most importantly, hope he is trustworthy and reliable

onuman:
Relax in Owerri?
Human and vehicle traffic in Owerri can make one crazy.
Nearly half of the population of Imo state now live in Owerri, no thanks to governors from one senatorial District who are like they swore under oath that they will not live to see modern urban planning and development in their Orlu side of Imo state.

You are right. Funny enough, I'm from orlu axis

Thanks op for been unbiased. Owerri is my state capital and I can say it is a very beautiful city.
I dream of the day I can go and relax for days and just wander around the city

Zazoopk:
Osinach recieved doggy style from frank edward.

When your brain is filled with Akamu, this what comes out

Beautiful story. Quite inspirational

Timekeeper452:
Airtel sells this mifi on their website for 5000, comes with double data validity on the sim and 5GB data for free. For a brand new mifi.

Pls can you explain a bit for me. What's the use of this mifi.
I know it's for browsing but I have not used it before. can you throw in more light so I will know weda to get one
Does it have advantage over using your phone to browse and linking your phone to your laptop?

pickatyouu:
Meme loading

I said it

dearygally:
Swivel or visitor's

Both

Hamachi:
The group na fire!!!!!

Wetin dey sup. Give person update

medidress:
Relocation Sales- 08037483874

1.5 HP Air conditioner by GREE N130,000 - sold
1 HP Window Air-conditioner by LG N70,000
1 HP Air conditioner by Samsung N70,000
8KG Washing Machine by LG ( wash, rinse and spin dry) N50,000
32 inches LG Smart TV N70,000 - sold
L shape Sofa N70,000
42 inches Sony LED TV N60,000 sold
Binatone super typhoon Fan N25,000
Binatone standing Fan x2 N20,000- 1 sold
TV Stand N30,000 sold
I set of window blind N10,000
LG fridge N60,000- sold
Gas cooker with oven N30,000
Gas Cylinder N10,000- sold
Double deck bed for children with the foams N70,000 sold
Wall frames N7,000
DSTV decoder with dish N10,000 sold
Flower vast with flowers N10,000
Bicycle- N10,000 sold
F&grin Bluetooth speakers N40,000 sold
3.5KVA generator N30,000

Pic of the gen

zionmade:
How on earth won't a man who has long past retirement age rest?
He has everything he needs why won't he rest and enjoy his old age
Na wa ooooo
If I am as old as that man rhe only thing that would be on my mind will be to travel round the world for leisure.

Anyway what do I know
Those who voted buhari will also gladly vote him.

Aswear. Just relax in some palatial estate in a pristine and beautiful environment overlooking Nature's beauty and surrounded by a retinue of care givers as I wine and dine to my taste and do all the things I find enjoyable. Having my kids and grandkids visit periodically.
It is a beautiful life yet greed will not allow tinubu to retire.
I hold nothing against him personally, but I think he is not in a sound state and should rest

toujurs:
Wtf man, are you sick

If you don't know something you better keep shut!

What the op said Is in existence. Some diabolical lady do it with some other incantations to bewitch a man

W

Do you still have chairs

Looking for neat office chairs for CLEARANCE sale

Quote me if you have

airsaylongcome:
The first consideration is health. These remote jobs you go siddon tire. Then basic due diligence. Any job that involves paying before you get the job, scam. Any job that the interview is on WhatsApp or Telegram, SCAM. Also be somewhat wary of sending your VV/Resume to any Tom, Dixk or Harry. I'm very guarded about my personal identifying information. For example I don't have a LinkedIn or Facebook presence. Does that put me at a disadvantage? Of course it does. But that's my "risk" profile. Have an email account strictly for jobs. I use outlook.com strictly for jobs. Make it a professional looking email. firstname.lastname@blablah.com
Then have loads and loads of patience. I was lucky that the first two remote jobs I applied for, I got an offer letter. Turned one down. Took me 8 months to get a 2nd one in addition to the first one. Take care of your health. Get a good chair and desk. Get a source of steady power. Get good internet.

I wish you luck in your hunt.

Can I reach u privately. Have a couple of questions pls

Badgers14:

This vawulence meme always get me
Nigerians are really talented and creative

Odion2016:
Police or olopa ...no cop for naija abeg

You no well o aswear

Ok. We dey wait

pocohantas:
Yes they are real.
No it won’t work for someone outside Lagos. The cost of delivery is not worth it and no declutter page owner would be tasked with sending anything outside Lagos.

Ok. Tnx

pocohantas:
Person wey dey complain of heartbreak never experience toothache.

I hope you find solution to this. Pele

Hello Poco.
You were talking about declutter site on IG. Are they for real?
Any in Lagos?
I'm not in lag though

JooEeL:
This confused man called naptu2 first came on the scene trying to start out as neutral. But I observed whenever he's sharing snapshots of Simon Ekpa's twitter page, he selectively screenshoots some of the ones against Ekpa, trying to water down the significant support Ekpa has.

Secondly, this thing called Unknown Gun Men became rife shortly after #EndSARS. Before Ekpa became this popular, there was Unknown Gun Men. Even Before Kanu formed ESN, there was already UGM. It depends on the media narrative. Sometimes, the news outlets remove the "Unknown" in UGM and simply represent them as Gun Men (especially when matters occur outside of the Eastern states). Hence trying to rope Ekpa into the UGM saga simply shows how foolish many of you are.

Thirdly, you and your confused cousin Oyigboupdate never show the killings and burnings perpertrated by the Nigerian army or DSS against agitators. People like you never showed the atrocious acts of the DSS against Igboho and his aides. There is a lady called Idara Gold who has been abducted by the DSS for 1 year now, where is your post about her? Thus, you are as fake as a wrestler's neck snap.

Finally, if you are a real man, why not talk about Ekpa's last night show where he displayed the Fulani camp bursted by drone captures? One of the footages shows a fulani bandit who spotted the drone trying to shoot it down. But no, u never talk about that. Since you follow Ekpa as you claim, I also follow him too, far more than you ever imagine. Since you do not talk about the atrocities of the herdsmen, and army, I then categorise you as a sponsored zoo agent. We don see ur type tire. The more you talk about Ekpa (like the way y'all did Igboho, Kanu etc.), the more people will grow to love him.

For those who care to see snapshots of the footages of the fulani terrorists camping in the bush, here they are:

I used to like this naptuu guy when he was a music encyclopedia but now, I don't understand the dude no more

Bodmum:
I'll be thinking about it

Olympus fall