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1. when the mechanic works on the GEN till 7pm on Saturday before telling you that he needs to buy a damaged Part that will be available on Monday .

2. when the Gen is making that funny sound that suggest that it will soon go off but nobody is bold enough to say what he feels

3. when you get home with your new GEN only to learn from your neighbours that you bought the fake type

ANIEXTY:
When you put on the small gen but you forgot to off the AC


the struggle.

This one is so real. omo your usain bolt no go get part 2.

when luggage conveyor doesn't work, toilets are almost next to first generation latrines where one dude will be issuing toilet tissue like receipt so that you can tip him , na automated car park we go chop?

Except if someone like the OP is of the evil one or grossly ignorant can you explain this simple verse which I have put in as many translations

Mathew 7:24


New International Version
"Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock.

New Living Translation
"Anyone who listens to my teaching and follows it is wise, like a person who builds a house on solid rock.

English Standard Version
“Everyone then who hears these words of mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock.

Berean Study Bible
Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them is like a wise man who built his house on the rock.

Berean Literal Bible
Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house upon the rock.

New American Standard Bible
"Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock.

King James Bible
Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

Holman Christian Standard Bible
"Therefore, everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them will be like a sensible man who built his house on the rock.

International Standard Version
"Therefore, everyone who listens to these messages of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on a rock.

NET Bible
"Everyone who hears these words of mine and does them is like a wise man who built his house on rock.

New Heart English Bible
"Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, will be compared to a wise man, who built his house on a rock.

Aramaic Bible in Plain English
Everyone therefore who hears these my words, and does them, will be likened to the wise man who built his house on solid rock.

GOD'S WORD® Translation
"Therefore, everyone who hears what I say and obeys it will be like a wise person who built a house on rock.

New American Standard 1977
“Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine, and acts upon them, may be compared to a wise man, who built his house upon the rock.

Jubilee Bible 2000
Therefore, whosoever hears these words of mine and does them, I will liken him unto a prudent man, who built his house upon the rock;

King James 2000 Bible
Therefore whosoever hears these sayings of mine, and does them, I will liken him unto a wise man, who built his house upon a rock:

American King James Version
Therefore whoever hears these sayings of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, which built his house on a rock:

American Standard Version
Every one therefore that heareth these words of mine, and doeth them, shall be likened unto a wise man, who built his house upon the rock:

Douay-Rheims Bible
Every one therefore that heareth these my words, and doth them, shall be likened to a wise man that built his house upon a rock,

Darby Bible Translation
Whoever therefore hears these my words and does them, I will liken him to a prudent man, who built his house upon the rock;

English Revised Version
Every one therefore which heareth these words of mine, and doeth them, shall be likened unto a wise man, which built his house upon the rock:

Webster's Bible Translation
Therefore whoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house upon a rock:

Weymouth New Testament
"Every one who hears these my teachings and acts upon them will be found to resemble a wise man who builds his house upon rock;

World English Bible
"Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house on a rock.

Young's Literal Translation
'Therefore, every one who doth hear of me these words, and doth do them, I will liken him to a wise man who built his house upon the rock;

femi4:
Its HT and its 1-1

Our defenders are nervous, hopefully they ll be better in the second half

nothing like nervous in that defence line. its a high tempo match simple.

which kind useless penalty be that . see ref

these girls get energy o. see tempo. I hope they can keep up

I have analysed the scheme. there is simply no business venture they are putting this money into. IT WILL DEFINITELY CRASH . the only thing I don't know is when.

When you offer help your only hope of getting your money back is when fresh guys join the scheme or old guys reinvest fresh cash. what will happen is that very soon there will be a drop in the number of new guys into the scheme, those seeking help will not have enough people to help them , there will be panic which will cause majority to seek help and run for safety but then there will be a jam , no help anywhere . all money gone. IT IS SO SIMPLE .

Businessideas:
I'm least surprised. GEJ attempted to change the name of a whole first generation University of Lagos without reading the law that set up the university. Also, I remember him giving clearance to MEND for the Abuja bombing of Eagle square until MEND admitted responsibility for the attack. Only God knows to what extent UNIPORT has been dashing unmerited PhD to ruin The Nigerian academic environment. I am always doubtful of UNIPORT certificates after the GEJ disaster

get a brain. some of the lecturers that thought you are not anywhere as smart as GEJ.

please do remind us the said law that set up Unilag. Does it say the name should on no ground be changed?

Nonsense . when will these guys just let GEJ be?

what is the total forex demand for toothpick importation annually? leave all these small small items and talk about big things -the real items that really affect your balance of trade.

while they blame and forget to work, the economy keeps going down.

bigdeals:
the car belongs to a prof.it is his own and he is selling it.no bank is involved

Professor car for sweet to buy o. Everything according to precision

mileage

with this news below. I am tempted to believe this. May be the boys said the first step to negotiate is unconditional withdrawal of soldiers from the region

https://www.nairaland.com/3152651/breaking-news-nigerian-govt-orders

When Intelligence fails foolishness prevails. When intelligence fails gragra prevails, exactly what is happening to NA. So if they don't 'produce" them , go ahead with your plans. 1999 is different from 2016. anything you do will be made public to the whole world, you cant come and destroy innocent lives and get away with it this time.

Our man remembered the militants but forgot his gambari brothers who are terrorizing people right in their own communities

a lot of posters are here talking pure undiluted rubbish. you think the locals have the powers to hand over these guys? If these militants sense that anyone is trying to sabotage them, can the NA provide the needed security for them and their family members now and after?

If as a government human lives can be sacrificed to protect "oil business" then be sure that the people will fight it by whatever means possible. then one thing is sure, your oil business dies .

5 Workers Seized By JTF Over Pipeline Bombing Released


https://www.nairaland.com/3115162/5-workers-seized-jtf-over

kuuljay:
court

court ? after how many months of torture by soldiers?

kuuljay:
let the suspect speak for himself or will he tell you if he left in the dead of the night to commit the crime?

suspect speak for himself . how? when and where? . After NA army don use torture force people to confess even what they know nothing about?

amagunnerfan:
Some people are dumb. They are Chevron workers and chevron is yet to come out to say so?

Pathetic lies. The so called freelance company Chevron used didn't come out to claim the arrested quintet are their workers too. Curiously.

you struggle to comprehend a simple piece, and you are the one calling people dumb. very pathetic.

where is it stated that they are chevron staff? . you think it will be easy to come out boldly stating the names of the guys arrested if the community leaders are not confident of what they are saying?

If you even read the response of the military, it is not difficult to see that they just made a random arrest with the hope of getting useful information.

AprokoTV:
Who is UK to warn our president?

UK knows what is happening in your country much more than all your intelligence agencies put together.

I hear people talk about sending soldiers to do an ODI style clean up. What people don't understand is , once there is serious conflict in any area, oil production stops in that area. the earlier people note that the better.

Nothing go happen. ODU ko ODI ni . Make dem touch one ijaw man for lagos first.

CSTR2:
I have been hearing this since 2010, yet the. NDDC just somehow never recognizes Lagos.
The government of Lagos must be obsessed with phantom oil.
Oil that nobody else can see.

lol.


when reasonable quantity of oil is found. no be people like Ajetumobi abi na folawuyo name we go hear. The giants will be interested.

meanwhile , Dahomey basin be like badagry area, na to go buy land for there be that o.

Spicylate:
I thought pastors or men of God are meant to be praying for their 'enemies' and not Wishing them I'll?!

Jesus asked Saul of Tarsus, why are kicking against the brick.

This is a warning , that if anyone plays with electricity he will die. simple. na advice

jumper524:
u see smthing bro I knw the fulanis very well they hardly make attacks until u offend them nd fulanis are like snakes if u offend them they are ready to fight till they are all dead unless u make peace meeting

when dem no go offend mallam? abeg hide this your story. once someone feels he is born to rule the others, even harmless questions offend him.

The question we are asking is what a responsible government should do .

IF THIS IS CHANGE, THEN GOD PUNISH CHANGE.

When people were shouting change, we made it clear that there were bigger issues, that Buhari is a national security risk, but people ignored on the basis of 1 naira to 1 dollar promise.

Now if dem call a conference on chicken feed in Taiwan, our man go show , when there is fire on the mountain.

Once a sitting government sits on its hands, while people are being slaughtered , it is inevitable that men will take steps to defend themselves. nuff said.

allycat:
The funniest part was that when they seized the watches the price tags were there Obviously written by someone who has never bought a luxury watch or shoe or jewelry in his life time, or even entered a luxury shop in his lifetime. They do not put price tags on even $1000 dollar watches when you buy them. The only place you see the price is the receipt. Even when they display such expensive watches they don't put a price, the sales person tells you when you ask.

. thank you jare

The apostle according to Omoarebokhae appeared on April 7, 2016 after they have concluded arrangements for Yvonne to perform in Warri Delta State. With that enthusiasm, she departed for Warri with the Pastor Okpe but that was the last the family saw her alive as the Police in Benin invited the husband that his wife had an issue with someone in a hotel. He went there and saw wife her stone dead.

Abeg this is big comprehension lesson for me. make una no vex. From the story, wetin I understand be say
the man and his wife stay in Benin,
the wife travelled to warri to minister,
the wife called that she could not come back to Benin that day becuase it was late,
the woman was found dead in a hotel in Benin

EreluY:
[b]The bar and bench used to be highly regarded and exulted. It was occupied by learned people of exemplary and impeccable character. [/b]These days, the bar and bench is largely, though not exclusively, occupied by dodgy, greedy, dishonest, corrupt, deceitful and disingenuous men and women hypocritically judging criminals for the same offence they commit with impunity. Shame!

This statement is a common line , but I personally think it is not true. Give date to the time when the BAR and BENCH was free of "wuruwuru", then we can start from there. Wayo have "tayed" in the judiciary

XketchDesigns:
thats why in Africa we will always remain backwards, when they say opposition this is not what it means.
opposition or not, the main goal is to make good decisions for the people you rule. in the west opposition works and supports the ruling government as long as its to the benefit of the people they are ruling.
Opposition is to make the government in power carry out their duty and keep them on their toes, this is just plain sabotage.

Only one man and his party wake up enter china go borrow money without internal due process and you dey talk about how dem dey do opposition in other countries.

first tell us how they lead in other countries before talking about the opposition. As Buhari dey do am, na so dem dey do?

sureguy02:
Did you for once think that we would win?

Before the match , yes, after first half hope started dying, when after 65 minutes we had not shown any serious intent in attack, hope was buried

Jarus:
Ladies ad gentlemen, it's official, there is fire on the mountain: Super Eagles failed to qualify for Nations Cup three times in 4 consecutive editions.

This is the same Nations Cup in which qualification was never our issue, the same Nations Cup that semi final (minimum) was our birthright.

Here we go again. Eagles faltered on big occasion.

Anyway, I still struggled to rate the players.

1. AKPEYI: Did well, especially in aerial balls, stopping a couple of goal-bound shots, but he could have done better in that goal, although he expected the defenders to be able to intercept that ball. But for that goal, had a good game. 5.5/10

2. ABDULLAHI: Not sure he is a Super Eagles material - at least yet. Didn't add much to the game. Faltered a couple of times. No sensible crosses or play with winger as expected of a full back. Alongside Ambrose, failed to intercept the ball that got into the net eventually. 3/10

3. AMUZIE: Again, struggled with Salah's speed. Also doesn't look like Super Eagles' material yet. 3/10

4. AMBROSE: Once again, failed to live to expectation as one that plays for a decent European club. Weak, defensively; poor link with midfield. 3/10

5. OBOABONA: Not seen much. Appeared to have lost confidence. Struggled with Egyptian forward. Poor clearing. 3/10

I know we lost, but not because of the defence. the real problem was the pedestrian attack. If the defenders were these bad, then the score should have been 5-0, not 1-0.

The defence was not excellent , but guy, the rating is very unfair

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this should have been our starting line up, with kelechi and simon on the sidelines to come in in the second half.

the starting lineup was wrong from the beginning.

Aside shehu, the other 2 Aboki brothers must have started to just satisfy federal character requirement.