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Deltatoto:
i never read post finish my prik don rise

your monika says it all

This lyrics comes to my mind: easy come easy go... Easy come easy goooo babyyyy....don't take it personal

Sophia let that foolish boy be. Just be calm and set a goal for yourself. Forget about this pussy brained boy!

Romanoff:
This post is funny.

Na peer pressure dey worry her. If she was surrounded my nerds and not slay queens, she won't be thinking of how to enlarge her butt.

Women should see their worth in their values, intellect and skills, not in their bodies.

please increase the volume. What is so exciting about a big butt and hip without anything upstairs?

I don't give a damn. They are all entitled to their opinions. Me I no send

This boy is so immature. Why do you have to deny it? Nonsense all because you don't want Chioma to be angry. Las las Chioma go shit for ya head

I have been waiting to hear such news. More reason I will never enter train in Nigeria. If they can attack Road transport system, na bush wey be there house go free?

Brunicekid:
There is this post that has been trending on nairaland today about "As a guy, what have you done to impress a girl?", and i read lot of interesting comments. Some facts. Some fictitious.

Nevertheless, even as a guy, i was thinking about the discussion in a reverse order.

Our ladies, have you ever done anything to impress a guy?

I know it's not common in this part of the World (Africa), but there are clear exceptions. Some guys don't see the "green light" fast enough, and girls can decide to impress the guy.

Impress guy for what? Lolzzz Naija guys don't worth it at all.

CastedDude:
Some pained people should keep on killing themselves because they cant leave the shores of Nigeria. Canadians are really nice people and relocating abroad is a very good move. God bless u guys who have shared their lovely stories. Cant wait to hear more.

Guy try and focus on something positive. You're too pessimistic

I won't trust anybody again! Not even myself. I did many things I never believe I could do! Smh

Take a walk!

Don't they learn their lesson? That is if it wasn't a set up though

When you dey enter the place dey cum out, you no see say pikin don pass the passage

Johnedoh:
Wait, didnt Timi know all this while?

Read it again. He said that his wife have been having nightmares, moodswings, etc. She has been passing through phycological trauma but later explained her fear to her husband.

I have it from small. It makes me sick. Oh I thought I have overcome it. Why did I look at it for God sake

The man for adopt this girl as daughter, send her to school and if he no wan lose am, he for groom the son to marry her! My opinion Sha o

Lolzzz, where are the actresses?

Back in my school days, they were harmless, peaceful, and I have lots of them as friends. But now, I don't know anymore, kinda if confused!

olagbola45:
I did not see curves nah....just one olosho bending up and down

same here. How can a full grown woman be bending up and down with fake butt in the name of photo shot!

Treasuredlove:
this is funny. Actually believed this while growing up and the part where you don't pour water on her legs like that 1990 mermaid film...I have forgotten the name

Truth is, there are loads of hair enhancers now in the market, e.g kakar oil, chebe powder etc. It helps gan!

Splash and Splash too

There was a research about this topic in the past. And the conclusion was that the reason Africans are stronger than White is because Africans back their babies at the back which makes them stronger especially their backbone. Go to most Yorubas home you will see what we call Oja to support the baby after using wrapper. Yoruba women must gift their daughter or daughter in law an Oja after childbirth. My mum gave me but I did not use it much because of open eye. I think the best thing to consider is the baby's advantages instead of satisfying yours.

sojayy:
I thought as much, her signature!!!

Tor! Na there the signature dey. The cunt don hear am. She dey use style dey scratch am

After dressing so sexy like this, this Agadi he goat still dey cheat. Chai I men. If you like give them mosquito, cockroach styles, they will still cheat!

That boy wey dey use Indomie copy them must recreate this again

If the two baby mamas can cooperate and love one another, they can chase Chioma away by using diplomacy

You people are unreasonable. Till now you guys still don't know that our president is not so fickle minded to meddle family with his main focus, Nigeria. All the naughty posts about him is not even touching a strand of his hair. I love this man Buhari and my respect for him is so high. See all his haters are those that could no longer benefit from the loot of PDP! E dey pain una to una bone marrow. May God continue to give him Grace to continue his great work!

Conji Na bastard. When he don vex, prick no dey see road

I just imagine how many guys dey eye this babe. Footballers, politicians, etc. Beauty Queens and footballers are 5 & 6. Common give me the meme someone

Richdad50:
A mariage likely headed for disaster except by a string of Luck. A man you never courted can never be trusted. Most of these 'miss road' white dudes come with alot of baggages e.g Mental illness, drug addiction, sexual predators, debt, and so many more.

you just said it all. Dude's hair though

Na Western world. Am fully convinced that they did three some!

At least I can poo comfortably now instead of peeping down the WC for fear of snake

Check out his trousers if Na Nigerian make am now dem go call the person Obioma tailor