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Stop lifting news from Opera news here! We should learn to do personal finding not copy and paste from another channel. I read the same news from Opera News this morning. Una dey like stale news sha!

I will call John wick for collabo😂

Must she wear high heel She use style hold the guy make she for no fall...lolzzz

illicit:
Any girl they wears that yellow skirt must truly have stinking pussy....

As in lol. That skirt dey irritate me die.

I was able to go from size 20 to 16 within a year. I simply disciplined myself by doing the following


I don't eat anymore once it is 6PM
I don't have ucler so I take ordinary Lipton without milk and sugar in the morning before 8PM
I have stopped eating bread, pastries any other junks
I drink lot of water too.
I work out once in a while.

These one dey learn when I dey younger. Now all I do na to strive to make more money, and keep seeking intellectual stuff. No more time for adventures. Mumu girl work on your brain.�

Egalite post=o95404761:
Unbelievable!!!

They don't want baba to see what Nigeria has become �

Egalite post=o95404761:
Unbelievable!!!

They don't want baba to see what Nigeria has become �

Osaro Oyidan.
Usman Hotel
Shagari Village
Sokoto
21, October, 2020

His Excellency
Governor Obaseki,
Government House
Benin City.

Open Letter of Apology

Mr Governor, Domo. I just heard over the radio here in Sokoto, that you want all the escaped prisoners from White House and Oko Prison, Benin City, to return to prison within three days. I did not believe before, but as the local radio continuously announced it, I realized that it's true.

Sir, kindly permit me to introduce myself. I was born and raised in Benin. I attended Moslem Primary School, Ogbe, and later became a driver. In 2009, I was arrested for stabbing a guy, who was always oppressing me with fine cars, that his brothers was shipping in from Italy. I was charged to Court. Despite my lawyer's efforts, I was sentenced to Life Imprisonment, five years ago.

Since then, life has been bad. I always pray for death, as all I see around me is misery and deaths. So you can imagine my shock and joy, when my cellmate, Monday Akpihion, woke me up few days ago, and said people outside the prison dey paro for our matter, and they want us out.

I didn't believe at first, because I have given up hope of outside life. But when I saw men breaking through that yeye 5 inches hollow block fence, that Nigeria contractors deceived Government was strong to keep us inside, humbled and pliant, I moved. I joined to escaped, amidst hail of bullets, that sounded like Christmas knockouts to me.

I quickly threw down my blue prisoners uniform, and jubilantly joined the welcoming crowd on Airport Road. I was not too sure, if this was trap, so I ran towards Omoma Street, off Oko Central Road and stole a bed sheet, by the side of a quiet bungalow, with the owners too embarrassed to shout.

I moved further down the road and seized some fairly used shirts and a jean trouser from a horrified Igbo trader by Gapiona Street. I then ran towards Ugbor Road, GRA, fully dressed in my new well packaged clothes. With no phone or money, and not too certain of the reception my evil stepmother will provide, I decided to head to Aduwawa.

At the corner of Anglican Girls Grammar School, I saw a fashion shop, with a woman, seriously busy with a scissor and a tape stripped round her neck. I walked in and demanded money. As she attempted to argue, I made a fake attempt to pull out a gun. That was all I needed to convince her, and she handed me 29 thousand naira. A lot of money for a fugitive.

To cut the long story short, I took off from Benin at about 9 pm later that day in a long truck, carrying empty tomatoes baskets, heading up north. All I wanted was a drive to Lokoja, where my senior sister married to one crazy Igbira man stays, but the aboki driver, told me that his final stop is Kaduna. See me see goodluck. I arrived Kaduna yesterday afternoon and I immediately entered a bus to Sokoto.

Oga Governor, you can imagine my shock, hearing you direct that people like me should return to Benin and into prison. Who in my shoes does that? Borrow money to return to prison? Epa na wa for you o.

Sir, you should have directed that the escaping prisons should turn themselves in to the nearest prison offices, with a prerogative of mercy amnesty of reduction in prison terms, instead of asking that we return to the broken and burnt Benin prisons. Impossicant! For me, I'm leaving this night for Libya. Anything I see I take am.

I'm very sorry to disobey you, as somebody I like well well. I'm very sorry sir. No vex. But I must head out to Europe and try open a new page in my miserable life, that was cut short by poor judgment and anger mismanagement. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm certainly not coming to Benin soon.

I hope that you will forgive my behavior. I didn't ask for freedom. It was thrown at me. They freed me. So I moved. And we Moved. Men don gbaase. Aya omo no ma ye dross?

Domo Si

This guy will soon contest for a position very soon. He don dey come out small small.

These wans wanna take the limelight from David I and Chioma? Kolewerk

If nah Naija, Tiko don set. Naija dey chop any thing

Abeg make this Fashion Icon dem no finish Laycon money on top of Fashion oo. Be wise please

kayswag100:
Do you know these guys??

Kwame?
Yes boss
Get the coffin
Dance dance

I said it! This man is not correct upstairs o

No picture, no name, just figure! Haa Who do us o. Does it mean we have black brains in Naija

This shouldn't happen in Naija o

rottencorpse:
Ryan Gosling as Noah in The Notebook and Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer in 24.

There's this feeling I get whenever I watch The Notebook. I can't even remember how many times I've seen it. Jack Bauer also did great in 24...

So tell us who's yours?

Ryan Gosling was among those children singing and acting with Barney and friends back in years. His face did not change a bit. Handsome boy.

Love is a funny game. Let them be. Age is just a number

My fear about Lekki, Banana Island, and other places they sand filled within the environ is fear of Tsunami. God naturally divided land and sea, but Imperfect humans pushed and forced the water, sand filled the remains and turn it to land. How long can that stand

donbachi:
answer my question.

The guy dey shag the babe for the friend's place. Probably he is still living with his parent. Lolzzz

Dem no dey tell person. The virus no go try nonsense for naija, only the heat go pursue am go back to China. But this our women wey dey travel BC of money go buy hair and other things dey fear me

iCauseTrouble:
Shebi na person wey get money to buy nose mask.... Una never hear say nose mask don turn 12k?
Let the rich people be buying nose mask, the poor will keep infecting them with corona

Chain you bad. You be real trouble maker

Nothing concern with lies but it is difficult to find the vaccine because the anti virus must be from the virus itself. And getting in contact with the virus is fatal! So na who ready to sacrifice his or her life go fit do am!

What about the news going round that the Italian tested Negative? What about the viral news going round that there was nothing like Convid9 in Nigeria? Why is Nigeria inconsistent in all things? God help us o.

FarFromAverage:
I'm too ugly and yet anybody that hears the tone of my voice never resist coming again. Everything boils down to confidence

Like Barry white voice? Cool

That is why I love this new trend of partnership trending in the developed world. Just imagine, once crazy couple blinded with passion, making love in the kitchen, bathroom, Balcony etc BC of the heated passion, but the moment that passion wears off fighting don start. Then due to irreconcilability separation and finally divorce! Abeg na Partnership be bar when we tire oya everybody to your tent oh Isreal. I cannot come and kee myself

Kendroid:
You

Hey Mr I was talking about his Fans!

Will you keepkuayet! Saliu elenu gboro. Mouth less someborie

We can never get over Bryant's death. We have to leave through it. Sleep on Legend!

This guy dey plan to release elpee before. Chaii see strategy on how he go tey blow!