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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Step Out In Style by Nastofar(f): 10:03pm On Nov 08, 2020 |
Must she wear high heel She use style hold the guy make she for no fall...lolzzz 1 Like |
Education / Re: 'She Stinks': Invigilator Disgraces Student Inside Exam Hall by Nastofar(f): 6:51pm On Nov 05, 2020 |
illicit:As in lol. That skirt dey irritate me die. 1 Like |
Health / Re: See Why You Should Not Trust Weight Loss Transformation Photos by Nastofar(f): 6:07pm On Oct 31, 2020 |
I was able to go from size 20 to 16 within a year. I simply disciplined myself by doing the following I don't eat anymore once it is 6PM I don't have ucler so I take ordinary Lipton without milk and sugar in the morning before 8PM I have stopped eating bread, pastries any other junks I drink lot of water too. I work out once in a while. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Ugonma Kalu: I Can Have Sex 5 Times Daily by Nastofar(f): 10:14pm On Oct 30, 2020 |
These one dey learn when I dey younger. Now all I do na to strive to make more money, and keep seeking intellectual stuff. No more time for adventures. Mumu girl work on your brain.� |
Crime / Re: Palliative Wahala: Some Funny Palliative Photos by Nastofar(f): 7:14pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Egalite post=o95404761:They don't want baba to see what Nigeria has become � |
Crime / Re: Palliative Wahala: Some Funny Palliative Photos by Nastofar(f): 7:13pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Egalite post=o95404761:They don't want baba to see what Nigeria has become � 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Edo Jailbreak: Obaseki Gives Escaped Prisoners One Week To Return by Nastofar(f): 1:32pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
Osaro Oyidan. Usman Hotel Shagari Village Sokoto 21, October, 2020 His Excellency Governor Obaseki, Government House Benin City. Open Letter of Apology Mr Governor, Domo. I just heard over the radio here in Sokoto, that you want all the escaped prisoners from White House and Oko Prison, Benin City, to return to prison within three days. I did not believe before, but as the local radio continuously announced it, I realized that it's true. Sir, kindly permit me to introduce myself. I was born and raised in Benin. I attended Moslem Primary School, Ogbe, and later became a driver. In 2009, I was arrested for stabbing a guy, who was always oppressing me with fine cars, that his brothers was shipping in from Italy. I was charged to Court. Despite my lawyer's efforts, I was sentenced to Life Imprisonment, five years ago. Since then, life has been bad. I always pray for death, as all I see around me is misery and deaths. So you can imagine my shock and joy, when my cellmate, Monday Akpihion, woke me up few days ago, and said people outside the prison dey paro for our matter, and they want us out. I didn't believe at first, because I have given up hope of outside life. But when I saw men breaking through that yeye 5 inches hollow block fence, that Nigeria contractors deceived Government was strong to keep us inside, humbled and pliant, I moved. I joined to escaped, amidst hail of bullets, that sounded like Christmas knockouts to me. I quickly threw down my blue prisoners uniform, and jubilantly joined the welcoming crowd on Airport Road. I was not too sure, if this was trap, so I ran towards Omoma Street, off Oko Central Road and stole a bed sheet, by the side of a quiet bungalow, with the owners too embarrassed to shout. I moved further down the road and seized some fairly used shirts and a jean trouser from a horrified Igbo trader by Gapiona Street. I then ran towards Ugbor Road, GRA, fully dressed in my new well packaged clothes. With no phone or money, and not too certain of the reception my evil stepmother will provide, I decided to head to Aduwawa. At the corner of Anglican Girls Grammar School, I saw a fashion shop, with a woman, seriously busy with a scissor and a tape stripped round her neck. I walked in and demanded money. As she attempted to argue, I made a fake attempt to pull out a gun. That was all I needed to convince her, and she handed me 29 thousand naira. A lot of money for a fugitive. To cut the long story short, I took off from Benin at about 9 pm later that day in a long truck, carrying empty tomatoes baskets, heading up north. All I wanted was a drive to Lokoja, where my senior sister married to one crazy Igbira man stays, but the aboki driver, told me that his final stop is Kaduna. See me see goodluck. I arrived Kaduna yesterday afternoon and I immediately entered a bus to Sokoto. Oga Governor, you can imagine my shock, hearing you direct that people like me should return to Benin and into prison. Who in my shoes does that? Borrow money to return to prison? Epa na wa for you o. Sir, you should have directed that the escaping prisons should turn themselves in to the nearest prison offices, with a prerogative of mercy amnesty of reduction in prison terms, instead of asking that we return to the broken and burnt Benin prisons. Impossicant! For me, I'm leaving this night for Libya. Anything I see I take am. I'm very sorry to disobey you, as somebody I like well well. I'm very sorry sir. No vex. But I must head out to Europe and try open a new page in my miserable life, that was cut short by poor judgment and anger mismanagement. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm certainly not coming to Benin soon. I hope that you will forgive my behavior. I didn't ask for freedom. It was thrown at me. They freed me. So I moved. And we Moved. Men don gbaase. Aya omo no ma ye dross? Domo Si 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: A Message Of Hope In A Time Of Crisis by Nastofar(f): 7:08am On Oct 13, 2020 |
This guy will soon contest for a position very soon. He don dey come out small small. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya & Erica Raise Alarm Over 'Attacks' On Their Social Media Handles by Nastofar(f): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2020 |
These wans wanna take the limelight from David I and Chioma? Kolewerk |
Science/Technology / Re: Poitou Donkey: A Rare, Endangered Breed Which Grows Dreadlocks (Pictures) by Nastofar(f): 1:28pm On Oct 07, 2020 |
If nah Naija, Tiko don set. Naija dey chop any thing |
Celebrities / Re: Laycon Celebrates Nigeria's 60th Independence Anniversary by Nastofar(f): 10:01am On Oct 02, 2020 |
Abeg make this Fashion Icon dem no finish Laycon money on top of Fashion oo. Be wise please |
Pets / Re: My Pet Snake by Nastofar(f): 1:15am On May 15, 2020 |
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Crime / Re: Afobaje Maiyegun Who Beat His Wife Arrested By Police by Nastofar(f): 8:03pm On May 14, 2020 |
I said it! This man is not correct upstairs o |
Health / Re: COVID-19 Patient Dies In Delta State by Nastofar(f): 8:00pm On May 14, 2020 |
No picture, no name, just figure! Haa Who do us o. Does it mean we have black brains in Naija |
Career / Re: Uber Sacks 3,500 Employees Via A Zoom Call by Nastofar(f): 7:52pm On May 14, 2020 |
This shouldn't happen in Naija o |
TV/Movies / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by Nastofar(f): 2:19am On May 10, 2020 |
rottencorpse:Ryan Gosling was among those children singing and acting with Barney and friends back in years. His face did not change a bit. Handsome boy. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by Nastofar(f): 2:12am On May 10, 2020 |
Love is a funny game. Let them be. Age is just a number 1 Like |
Business / Re: Mike Adenuga's House In BANANA ISLAND, Lagos (Photo) by Nastofar(f): 7:42pm On Mar 06, 2020 |
My fear about Lekki, Banana Island, and other places they sand filled within the environ is fear of Tsunami. God naturally divided land and sea, but Imperfect humans pushed and forced the water, sand filled the remains and turn it to land. How long can that stand 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: A Friend Trying To Snatch My Girlfriend by Nastofar(f): 12:45am On Mar 05, 2020 |
donbachi:The guy dey shag the babe for the friend's place. Probably he is still living with his parent. Lolzzz 1 Like |
Health / Re: Coronavirus : Italy Closes All Schools And University Over Virus by Nastofar(f): 3:56pm On Mar 04, 2020 |
Dem no dey tell person. The virus no go try nonsense for naija, only the heat go pursue am go back to China. But this our women wey dey travel BC of money go buy hair and other things dey fear me |
Health / Re: You Don't Need Face Masks To Prevent Coronavirus — Eli Perencevich by Nastofar(f): 3:53pm On Mar 02, 2020 |
iCauseTrouble:Chain you bad. You be real trouble maker |
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Primate Rufus Okikiola Ositelu Predicted China Disease by Nastofar(f): 8:50am On Mar 01, 2020 |
Nothing concern with lies but it is difficult to find the vaccine because the anti virus must be from the virus itself. And getting in contact with the virus is fatal! So na who ready to sacrifice his or her life go fit do am! 1 Like |
Health / Re: Covid-19: Fmic Releases Frequently Asked Questions On Coronavirus by Nastofar(f): 6:50am On Mar 01, 2020 |
What about the news going round that the Italian tested Negative? What about the viral news going round that there was nothing like Convid9 in Nigeria? Why is Nigeria inconsistent in all things? God help us o. |
Romance / Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by Nastofar(f): 6:33pm On Feb 27, 2020 |
FarFromAverage:Like Barry white voice? Cool |
Family / Re: Wife Drags Husband To Court For Calling Her ”prostitute” by Nastofar(f): 10:34am On Feb 26, 2020 |
That is why I love this new trend of partnership trending in the developed world. Just imagine, once crazy couple blinded with passion, making love in the kitchen, bathroom, Balcony etc BC of the heated passion, but the moment that passion wears off fighting don start. Then due to irreconcilability separation and finally divorce! Abeg na Partnership be bar when we tire oya everybody to your tent oh Isreal. I cannot come and kee myself 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Michael Jordan Crying At Kobe Bryant's Memorial Service by Nastofar(f): 4:16pm On Feb 25, 2020 |
Kendroid:Hey Mr I was talking about his Fans! |
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Guilty Of All Charges In ₦400 Million Fraud Case - Court by Nastofar(f): 4:03pm On Feb 25, 2020 |
Mymynd4u: |
Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder: My Heavy Ring Walk Costume Caused My Defeat by Nastofar(f): 3:54pm On Feb 25, 2020 |
Will you keepkuayet! Saliu elenu gboro. Mouth less someborie |
Sports / Re: Michael Jordan Crying At Kobe Bryant's Memorial Service by Nastofar(f): 3:52pm On Feb 25, 2020 |
We can never get over Bryant's death. We have to leave through it. Sleep on Legend! 3 Likes |
Education / Re: MATMUSIC: Ishola Salami, University Of Ibadan Lecturer Invents Hip-Hop Song by Nastofar(f): 7:19pm On Feb 24, 2020 |
This guy dey plan to release elpee before. Chaii see strategy on how he go tey blow! |
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Is The New WBC Heavyweight Champion by Nastofar(f): 8:25am On Feb 23, 2020 |
This Fury don chop enough Amala, Eba, and Pounded yam. He don get the secret of AJ 5 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by Nastofar(f): 1:41pm On Feb 18, 2020 |
I stopped watching Nigeria films long time ago. The soundtrack always overpower their conversations 13 Likes 1 Share |
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