₦airaland Forum

MrBrownJay1:
DEMON IN HUMAN CLOTHING!!!!
if she was Nigerian, she would be quick to blame the devil for it.

one bullet to the back of her head, no questions asked.

Remove Devil from this statement. He gat nothing to do with this issue.

Right nw.. He is on his throne calling God to give reports of things he has seen without interference.

Humans are a special breed of beings.

Sucre6:
Wild dogs are TOUTS always harrasing other animals

Rhynos are body building muscle dudes that mind their business, if you find him trouble he will deal mercilessly with you, if u like climb three, e go use head jam am until three fall 😂

Elephant are the Big shots, no animal comes close to them though they are gentle giants

Peacocks are the wild slay queens 😂

Lion the pretentious king, tiger would always whoop his ass anytime any day, just like may weather Vs Anthony Joshua, May weather maybe richer and more famous, AJ would whoop his ass clean 😂

Baba u sabi.

Hippos r bullies. Told ya.. Somtin is sup with letter H. 😂

Honey Badgers are THUGS

Hyena are the GANGSTERS

Horses are RUTHLESS

There's something with LETTER H. 😂

Wicked Nigerians to start selling 100g salt for 25k.

I don't wanna knw about these pussy things.

We did a survey choosing people in a university for random chit chat.

What would you do with N5m?

Some guys looking rough gave honest answers. I trip
Most ladies just wanna change wardrobe and buy latest phones and rings.. Other answers r bullshit


Not insulting female gender. Some guys were saying trash too. Its expected

I for say mayb because dem still dey school.. But i was asked same too when i was new to higher institution and what i said back then is what I'm doing right now cooly n jejely. Imagine me seeing the 5m. I'll upgrade na.

Pussy shouldn't be a trap and our female gender needs to upgrade. If they cant get d money. They should have millions of ideas incase the money comes.. That brain makes them an asset, no man wanna lose.

My Opinions sha.

What if its really ritual.

People no wan die..

Story starts in 10, 9, 8, 7..

Ends at 6. No need to reach 0 or 1.

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Happened to me. I discovered it was low voltage.

Nepa adjusted their voltage and boooom.. Meter sense restored..

Ask around if other residents are experiencing low voltage.

Peace✌️

Sirchiboy:
Na our stupid dick when no dey think or use him number 6 dey deceive us.
Nothing dey there.
Na just infections

Not the dick really.

Its the brain

Nigeria is STREET.

Deep Deep. Noone cares except pretenders who even hijack things to their favour claiming pity

People been dey say dem pity UK after they banned students from bringing dependents.

Nigerians talked and talked claiming shebi u will lose money and revenue

UK didnt shake. Now they banned care and health workers from bringing dependents.

More stringent rules loading

easyfem:
If u are in abroad , it’s easy for u to pay , I mean better abroad oooo

Better abroad. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Purpose of life is to LIVE and DIE

How u live it is ur concern. JUST LIVE AND DIE AFTER A TIME

Its a 2 side of a coin

Another random fella with that color of hair would have been bounced from church gate..

Reduction of 50kg to make it 48kg.

Happens everywhere in NIGERIA.

Northern Traders no dey part of Nigeria again abi?

Trash

That's expected.. When you know about things too much, you knw its weak points.

Its a natural move by ur brain, heart, mind and soul

Not just lagos.

At least 2 for 50naira is still ok.

300naira from factory divide by 20 pieces na 15 naira o

So transport and all. Why sell 1 for 50naira

We wicked die.

Its been like this since plenty generations ago.

The 'VOLUME' just increases as each generations comes to light.

Ask the elder ones and they'll tell you it happened during their days too.

Its just the natural way. I no think say we fit change am..

If the relationship is 3 to 6months old.

I'll accept her NO, Keep slamming the P and get another babe for serious shits.

If its more than 8months old..and she says NO.
I'll send her a text message, make she come carry her things wey dey fly around my crib. Can't be wasting emotions na.


But sha.. Emotional things are stupid

Good at Talking.

Very Good infact

GRANT 50K??


Biro and Higher Education notebooks. 50k gone

Johnwrite:
She no shave her hairs, 😃😀😃

Probably
. Pussy hair be like sword..

Remove that number 4.

Comfort zones is not the way people define it

Some don misdefine am to end up a failure.

Understand what comfort zone really means b4 u make life choices. No make motivational speakers run u street with that Bullsh*t

Pls can someone mention one good thing that happens in that kaduna.

I gave up when bandits attack NDA that year. Everywhere red.

Going down? With what, Be specific at least.

Mouth or D*ck

For me I'm only game with my D going down south.

I bought durex, Guinness can and toilet paper rolls and everyone in the store knew my mission. Dey even laff sef. Chai. Naija is gone till November

Black nylon no gree black again

AllenSpencer:
Abroad will humble you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the comment..👍

We cannot compete with Chinese and Mexicans abroad. They are industrious and rugged in all aspect.

Lets be truthful

MuMuOnBail:
The P*ssy and A*ss juice mixed with saliva during the eating process, forms an Acid called "Simpatazome acid". When this acid flows to the brain you start acting foolish.

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