₦airaland Forum

NoSmoking:
C Wahala o

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I like ur use of pun
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eazzzy1:
Nobody can throw you out of a house you pay for. The police may advise that you leave until the situation is calmer but you can’t be ejected as long as your name is on the lease. The men who leave either want to leave, don’t know their rights, or are avoiding the police because they are illegals.

Until the court rules on who should keep the house or the kids, no gree for anybody.

This is the exact way it happens over there. Esp the part where they advise to leave while situation gets calmer

Care Giver slums and dies

They should check for toxins in her blood stream

YES SHE'S RIGHT.

👉 Until she asked u outta her crib by 2am reasonable and unreasonable reasons
👉 Until she disgraces you for not handlings things her way
👉 Until the real boyfriends show with gangs and machetes
👉 Until some1 thats just ordinarily crushes on her without getting her shoots you dead coz u have d guts to stay in her house

Disease X is coming.

Churchill Olakunle = Israel's Wife
Isreal DMW = Tonto Dike

Roles Reversed.

Fake asf

Visit the bank.

Upgrade ur account to unlimited deposits

Go with any or all of the following

voters card, NIN, BVN, drivers licence, international passports etc

Dem go run am for you.
👉 Go when u aint in a hurry coz u go sign papers tire. Ur delay don sure. But u'll get it done.

kay29000:
Omo! Churchill try o. Chai! Tonto Dikeh wan frustrate him life...every second, Churchill is a one minute man, Churchill has pencil dick, Churchchill this and that, and the guy never responded...for years, till she got tired and stopped.

Tonto tire.

Churchill na man.

obaidan:
Israel is depressed from the loss of that babe. He told Daddy Freeze himself that he nearly slid into depression but I think that's him trying to mask his weakness a little bit, HE IS ASOLUTELY SAD AND DEPRESSED from his situation with that babe. The part I do not understand is this, "HOW IS A MAN UNHAAPPY THAT GOD SAVED HIM FROM A USER that pretended to be a wife, HOW. Dude should be ecstatic there's no need to discuss child support. A man possibly in his late 30s, God has blessed you with a network of solid men, on whose wings you can soar, he should forget that leech and do genuine thanksgiving for God making things go this way. For the intention that girl and her family have towards him, his love for her is too excessive and unnecessary.

Baba was and is still in love
Love when not properly applied becomes a disease.

E affect us how.

Mtchewwww

There is only one way to HELL.

ITS CALLED RELIGION. (PURE OR RADICAL)

Tryna shake my head. But my head refused to shake.

Issssssokay

Isreal is lowkeyly having some disorders wey we never really fit give name right now.

Free this babe and stop posting every sh*t online.

U r giving her the online n offline attention. That will give her strength and slam d weakness on you.

Nigga is using psychology wrongly. E still dey learn sha.

Learn frm Churchill and Tonto. Bros didnt respond to sh*t and tonto grew tired and retired. Psychology (common sense) used perfectly

Jestin:
Truth be told , Tinubu is a dead brain. I recently bought a 2009 toyota camry from US and the cost is almost 12m. Bidding cost is 3,500 dollars and shipping fees is 1,400 dollars which is already 5k dollars which exchange rate of 1,600 naira. Clearing the car is 3.4 million naira.

Holly Molly

The way the figures are spreading. E weak me.
Just to clear car. 3.4million naira.

As in. 3.4m Naira. Sh*t

The 11th commandment.

THOU SHALL NOT GET CAUGHT

KuliKuli is freaking expensive now.

Things with zero value years back now have shooting values like stars and extra expensive

Google.com/Doctors

Hands are frequently exposed to sun, chemicals, soaps, and a variety of environmental conditions. Given everything you do with your hands, it makes sense why they get dry and even peel sometimes. Not to mention, certain medications and underlying health conditions can cause peeling skin on hands, too.


Peeling fingers may also be the result of a sunburn. Your body sheds the damaged skin as the sunburn heals.

B*tch ass Nigg* is missing the pussy.

When he dropped that message, she's probably riding another nigg*

Sickle cell


First suspect

PastorOlokonla:
Han han, Ogaju!

Wetin person go do now na!

If she's ur wife. Take advantage of the clitoris. So she feels ur body and loves u more

If na come collect sharpely, or olosho.

Dig deeper like say na well or borehole
The purpose is for ur own enjoyment NOT THEIRS

This is definitely not cowardice.

Its something else... It has a term

Not anyone's fault.

Its historical profiling..

Go to weddings irrespective of the Wealth status and see food wastage.

We get one ceremony this weekend.
I have told them..little food on plate. Whoever wanna complain should go ahead.. Should even add sauce and seasonings to the complains
I give zero f*cks.

Even at that. I don engage small boiz to begin pack wastages dey could find. Birds n goats wont go hungry if humans no wan wise.

BH wey dey enter NDA on a steady for information.

Mtchewww. Divide dis country like USSR into like 15 nations. Lets All suffer and build it

So sorry 4dis ordeal.. Many are in this situation. Thats why its advisable for couples to be engaged in something.. Coz any thing can f*ckin happen and a lone partner can still stand.

malcom1X:
Bro this guy is not lying.
Calabar guys have high libido.
Maybe there's something that they take that we need to know or maybe staying close to the river you gast to keep warm at all times

Thats what dey say about calabar girls back in the days.

Ekaette and Emem both grew up in Calabar couldn't stand the 3rd rounds.. Sweating and finding it difficult to get up.

Its just dumb profiling.

Appreciate what u have.

Some are born as imbeciles into wealthy homes and they r hidden from the public coz of that and when family aint proud. They stylishly euthanized them and claim natural causes.

Improvise.. As hard as it can be.

U dont need help


When dick enters a pussy. They recognises themsefs and hardness comes.. Its different from hand jobs


Buy u can help ursef to be ready

1. Grinded bitter kola
2 Grinded ginger
3. Dried weed leaf
4..Soak all inside dry gin (Gordon's, Chelsea, Seaman, Regal).. 3 days max and be sipping.

If u don't drink alcohol for religious or whatever reasons.

Kindly Ignore the above. Thank you

U av successfully told us u can afford all the assorteds u put inside egusi and also ur kinda job. Na wah oooo


Anyways.. Put 2 to 3 whole charcoal inside after warming it. The charcoal soaks up all toxins inside and returns the taste.

Staged or not.

That bodyguard fella may find it difficult to win an ENDURANCE BATTLE.

Guy may find it difficult to run 1 kilometre with ease

Building muscle mass is different from strength and endurance

Saw a vid on twitter where american marines with normal body (i dont wanna use skinny) lifts weights with ease, and body builders finds it difficult to lift same weight.

WWE staged or not. Mark Henry n big show finds it difficult to win Randy Orton coz guy got speed and only loses when he lets his guard down to allow bigger body wrestlers to hit him hard.

Just saying

No loud am.

Its all inheritance