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Family / Re: Priest Aids Wife To Build Without Husband's Knowledge by nattymallam: 9:27pm On Oct 29, 2013
Its a pathetic story. am very angry with the woman but the bigger blame must go to the rev father. I have a gf in calabar and she told me how she once dated a rev father. that the guy na confirmed he goat. I hops dis rev fagher no Dey shine dis pally wife
Sports / Re: We Can Make Things Difficult For Nigeria - Ethiopian Coach Warns by nattymallam: 3:05pm On Oct 21, 2013
Pikin wey no fit beat person for him papa compound, go outside dey go nack teeth. see beating for Am

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Politics / Re: Two Jailed For Killing Nigerian in Malaysia by nattymallam: 5:11pm On May 21, 2013
No be una fault na home wey no good cause am, imagine d light sentence for person wey dem kill. Na me be first to comment??
Family / Re: My Skin Crawls When My Husband Touches Me (help!) by nattymallam: 1:38pm On May 03, 2013
sir mally: He truly doesn't deserve you, if he could be this wicked because of sex how much more when you don't have a job and rely on him, my sister if he is still cheating run while u have the chance before he would give you aids and spoil your future
The next thing you will aivce her to cheat on him or seek divorce, God is watching you
Phones / Re: Mtn Disses Etisalat In Its Number Portability TV Commercial by nattymallam: 8:07pm On Apr 26, 2013
nawtyme: If Saka actually did an advert for MTN, then thats too un professional. And i dont think his services will be needed by other firms in terms of adverts. I used to like him, but this act is just too bad. Bunch of back stabbers.
The question i expected you to ask urself is, was Saka contractually tied to etisalat? does he have a long term contract with them? was he paid mega bucks like other guys that did advert for etisalat? But if u must know he did a one off commercial for etisalat and he was paid miserly. MTN came with a better offer and he took it. If na u nko
Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Powerful' Prisoner Impregnates Four Guards by nattymallam: 10:09am On Apr 25, 2013
If na 2baba give those women belle una for dey shout, this na case of better shout oyaaaaa lets shout
Politics / Re: Slaughter Bridge In Port Harcourt Collapsing by nattymallam: 3:17pm On Apr 24, 2013
victorazy: OH MY WOJI PEOPLE
I REMEMBER 10 YRS AGO WHEN I DEY PASS HERE, LOOK AT ZOO OVER THERE.

10 years ago the bridge was still under construction i can imagine u in a canoe. lol
Politics / Re: Slaughter Bridge In Port Harcourt Collapsing by nattymallam: 3:15pm On Apr 24, 2013
This is a serious issue, the bridge is the live wire of those living in woji, i pass there everyday, please let the governor complet the new brige at Alcon road so as to avert this calamity waiting to happen.
Sports / Re: 3 Nigeria U-17 Players Fail MRI Age-Test Scans by nattymallam: 10:02am On Apr 16, 2013
If they carry out the test again more will be caught, Africa loves cheating at age grade competitions.

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Family / Re: Do Married Men Go Home After Work? by nattymallam: 1:52pm On Apr 12, 2013
i hardly go home early after work because of heavy traffic. i usually chill out at Lesuka by.odili rd have a couple of drinks with pals b4 going home. we guys might not admit it but we mistresses are part of stress relief. I rest my case.
Car Talk / Re: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by nattymallam: 11:55am On Apr 05, 2013
The last time i ckecked am the only one that owns that color in naija come to my garage in ph its still here. I was in abuja for moves
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha's Pardon: Bill Gates Cancels Trip To Nigeria by nattymallam: 11:41am On Mar 18, 2013
If Bill Gates doesnt come how does it affect GEJ directly, its d children that actually needs d polio vaccination who will bear d brunt, come to think of it when money is laundered by corrupt politicians they keep them in d western world, abi Swiss na naija. If naija wasnt a bleeped up country with our enormous resources we dont need aids and grants from d western world. Most naija guys can drop 600 million dollars. Jona wont change his mind on d pardon even if Obama wont come
Phones / Re: Mtn BIS Now Has A Data Cap Of 3gig by nattymallam: 11:30pm On Mar 11, 2013
Zet72:
please can mtn BIS work on android, ...because I subscribed for Airtel it did not work..I don't want to wast another money ..please guys enlighten me.

I feel somethimg is wrong with ur android, am posting from my android using airtel, and am not in a rush to diss dem for mtn
Phones / Re: Mtn BIS Now Has A Data Cap Of 3gig by nattymallam: 11:08pm On Mar 11, 2013
lord.spiritual:

do you have an active bb subscription?
and what do i have to gain by lying to you?
How does it favour me thats using an android?
Phones / Re: Airtel Internet Is Presently Slow And Crappy by nattymallam: 12:15pm On Mar 09, 2013
How do i check my balance data on airtel? Any d network dey do collabo with snail and tortoise
Car Talk / Re: Funny Things Non-Car Enthusiasts Say by nattymallam: 6:13pm On Mar 01, 2013
youngchopper: bro na u dey ask dix question? Dem engine size no be dsame na?

Hoe come camry 2003 consumes fuel, full tank cant last a week while using AC?

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Family / Re: Celebrating Birthdays For February 29th Born Family Member? by nattymallam: 10:33am On Feb 28, 2013
Yomieluv: You host people every four year like the olympics,wish my birthday falls on 29 Feb,cos all my friends are gluttons,and drink anything that foams. I hate hosting them walai.
U sabi say any kin soap wey water touch go foam, oya wash so put for bottle make dem drink. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by nattymallam: 11:21pm On Feb 26, 2013
Debroslink:

TRUTH IS MESSI NEEDS A REST. RONALDO WAS RESTED LAST WEEKEND AND WE CAN ALL SEE THE OUTCOME. MESSI NEEDS A REST OR ELSE... BARCA IS IN DOOM!!![/size][size=8pt]
Ronaldo id big thats why he needs d rest, midgets dont rest, na fuel dey work dem.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by nattymallam: 11:16pm On Feb 26, 2013
donez: Messi no play d match, if say hm play hm 4 dn equalize, na anoda persn wear hm jersay 4 pitch

Na only messi body dey there him spiriit dey reason AC Milan. E don red pass blood ooo
Car Talk / Re: Benz vs BMW vs Audi: Pure German Machines! by nattymallam: 8:09am On Feb 25, 2013
alpha conde: Power and balance belongs to audi
Style and flexibility belongs to benz
Action belongs to bmw

I have used the benz model and currently using an audi
Lemme ask
Why are these cars very noisy?
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They are very noisy because of the engine power. The noise gives them d high performance

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Is Sick & The Hospital [PHOTO] by nattymallam: 8:44pm On Feb 24, 2013
I wish him soonest recover (Shina Peters)
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya And Vector Work As Sales Attendants In Abuja Today (photos) by nattymallam: 5:49am On Feb 24, 2013
olokpa11: . dickhead,it's not a concert but his album launch!! Be informed b4 u blab
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Am surprised at ur response and am very sure u arent on d same page with us i saw and read concert yet u call someone dickhead sayings its an album launch. I suggest u get ur reading glasses
Foreign Affairs / Re: What Do You Think Of Oscar Pistorious' Explanation? by nattymallam: 9:48pm On Feb 20, 2013
coogar:

of course he shot his girlfriend - but did he know he was shooting at his girlfriend or shooting at an intruder? prosecutors are claiming he murdered her but the evidence tendered so far has proven this is nowhere close to a murder case.



don't let's bring racial issue into this.
if this was a premeditated murder like the prosecutors are claiming, why would be do the deed in his own house? he's rich and south africa is an animal kingdom, there are many hired hands that would have done the job without problems.
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Shoot even the strongest man on earth once he will scream talkless of a woman, he killed her

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Foreign Affairs / Re: What Do You Think Of Oscar Pistorious' Explanation? by nattymallam: 9:45pm On Feb 20, 2013
I just dey laff, if Oscar speak grammar finish na jail him go end. After d first shot didnt the woman scream Chu chu my 2 year old daughter wont even believe Oscar talkless of a learned judge.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Banky.W Fight on Twitter! by nattymallam: 6:41am On Feb 18, 2013
They both helped each other. But Banky is hurt because d kid is his cash cow
Car Talk / Re: Euro/American Vs Asian Cars (Reliability, Durability & Performance) by nattymallam: 2:50pm On Feb 17, 2013
nony30: First and foremost,τ̲̅ȍ comment here you are supposed τ̲̅ȍ have driven cars from all the above mentioned continents and •̸№t just d recent follow follow d crowd mentality τ̲̅ȍ be able τ̲̅ȍ make useful comments here.for me the German cars come first in durability and declines in reliability if •̸№t well maintained due τ̲̅ȍ age.The japanese comes first in reliability and fails in the durability department cos they don't last under stress.And the euro cars. Which is where the Peugeot comes from is a balance of durability and reliability with serious attention τ̲̅ȍ detail by the owner they stay fit for long.Asian?Kia,Hyundai,joylong,greatwall,chinese cars? Hmm,I can't say cos I will never test drive such cars •̸№t τ̲̅ȍ talk of owning them.
LoLo
I have driven cars ffom both sides, Pontiac, Passat and Toyota, when they are new the amiricauro cars rock, but with passage of time the japanese tick. I no lomger touch my pontiac because na basket case. Japan all d way

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Car Talk / Re: Thread For Toyota Users And Lovers by nattymallam: 8:31pm On Jan 28, 2013
segzi cres:


How much did u get it? I wanna get d same soon


Guy just enter Ikoku market u will certainly get a CD that will fit in
Car Talk / Re: Thread For Toyota Users And Lovers by nattymallam: 8:13pm On Jan 28, 2013
segzi cres:


How much did u get it? I wanna get d same soon

Guy just enter Ikoku market u will certainly get a CD that will fit in
Politics / Re: Picture Of President Jonathan In Aso Rock Villa by nattymallam: 11:08am On Jan 28, 2013
holamiday: He do face like monkey wey lick lime lipsrsealed
. Guy i get bad mouth but i dey learn fow where u dey. and i confirm u be waffi guy
Phones / Re: Is Airtel Now The Worst Network For Browsing? by nattymallam: 10:16am On Jan 28, 2013
okpara ugo: I dont use airtel. Try again later.















Etisalat rocks...
i in PH etisalat rocks and airtel costs too much when u arent on data plan
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Tend To Look Alike? by nattymallam: 7:54pm On Jan 17, 2013
aboaed: Ever since my husband and I were dating people have been commenting on our likeness so much so that I started noticing thesame thing in other couples. Personally I find the thought a bit spooky and it can be annoying to be mistaken for your spouse's sister(though my husband get a good laugh out of it).
Have you also noticed this and what is your take on it?
. I can never look like ma wife i am huge tall and coal black, why she is light and very light in complexion, though my kids look like her

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