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Jokes EtcRe: The "F" WORD........... by Nautillus(m): 11:04am On Aug 19, 2008
** walks into thread room . . . .Nothin' here . . .takes a quick piss . . . ./ Farts . . . .and leaves thread room picking his nose . . .**
Jokes EtcRe: (marriage Software Division) by Nautillus(m): 10:47am On Aug 19, 2008
Old but still cool . . .nice one
RomanceRe: . by Nautillus(m): 5:16pm On Aug 18, 2008
Brein,

Whats your problem? common, don't thread that path . . . .listen to the voice of reason calling at you in your subcontious. . . . .You want to pay her back for cheating you by RAPING her ? ? ? ? . . .in your house ? ? ? ?
Please, make the right choice . . . . .Be the BIGGER man and LET IT GO . . . .what if something terrible happens in the process . . . .huh . . . ? ?
what IF she diesknock on wood ? ?

Or she tells her folks afterwards and they bring LAW ENFORCEMENT to roughen you up . . .what do you want your folks/neighbors/ friends to think? ? ?

Is that how you want to be seen ? ? ?
RomanceRe: Have You Thought Of Meeting Someone Through The Phone by Nautillus(m): 4:22pm On Aug 18, 2008
Which of the networks do you work for ? ? ?
RomanceRe: Guys- Fair Or Dark Skinned Girl?. Ladies --fair Or Dark Skinned Guy? by Nautillus(m): 4:15pm On Aug 18, 2008
Mula:
I'm fair already so it doesn't matter to me,
it's the bonking that counts wink
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked bad ass
RomanceRe: Would You Marry A Selfish Guy? by Nautillus(m): 3:31pm On Aug 18, 2008
shocked shocked . . .Ohhh some much hate in this room . . . .

Marry Him. if you can HANG on 4 6 year . . . .you can complete YOUR life time with him. MARRY HIM
RomanceRe: How The Loss Of A Beloved Affects Your Love Life: My Own Experience by Nautillus(m): 2:04pm On Aug 18, 2008
Dere I:
After that Chelsea VS Man UTD Match on the 21st of May, I didnt know it was the last time i'd set my eyes on my
beloved brother who slipped, fell and died in the morning. It made me hate football. It made me stop thinking of
football, Stopped listening to football and stopped watching football. May his Gentle soul, REST IN PEACE. Amen
OMG shocked shocked shocked 4 real ? ? ? men, sometimes you just wonder why these things happen why . . .why why most humans die just like . . .that ! ! !
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Takes Chris Brown To Barbados! by Nautillus(m): 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2008
spikedcylinder:
This Rihanna's body na die o!
You can say that 100x over men, thats the shizzle.ahh . . .The pecks of stardorm . . .chai . . . .Kriss they enjoy too much oh
Jokes EtcRe: Pulled Over by Nautillus(m): 12:31pm On Aug 18, 2008
Cool, i liked it

Oyaletor:
not this thread again!!! angry
Really, has it been told here before ? ? ?
Jokes EtcRe: The Dean And Mba Student by Nautillus(m): 12:21pm On Aug 18, 2008
Got me smiling . . .Nice
Jokes EtcRe: Not A Joke : Them Don Sell Nairaland Ohh! by Nautillus(m): 11:48am On Aug 18, 2008
And what IF its been sold . . . .More money for SEUN simpleIts high time a Naija boy breaks even into the DOT.COM millionaires setting.
Jokes EtcRe: Shocking Letter by Nautillus(m): 11:07am On Aug 18, 2008
segunpc:
old but still rocks.
Yeah, does still . . . .
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Is Not Fair.its Injustice by Nautillus(m): 9:21am On Aug 18, 2008
Haba guy, why you go do that kind thing . . .that was the dumbest move . . .Follow a LASMA Truck trying to cut traffic.

LMAO . . .sorry men, i'm very dure you parted with at least 3k that morning.
RomanceRe: I Desprately Need Your Help On This by Nautillus(m): 8:15am On Aug 18, 2008
WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL Y'ALL ? ? ? ?

Listen, kid . . The best thing for you to do now is HIT THE BOOKS . . .ok. go to school, i know that the world has changes 'because when i was your age . .all the chics our age were interested in the BRAINY boyz ok. The period you will spend in school will "sharpen" you up naturally . . .no "hit-the-girl-my-style" advice that you will get here can help you. I'm sure you've heard people use the term . . ."Going thru school & School going thru you"
Trust me, you are 19 you should be in University or about to get into one. Don't sweat it, once you get in there, your CHIC skills WILL be sharpened.
RomanceRe: My Fiance Impregnated Another Girl by Nautillus(m): 7:41am On Aug 18, 2008
the I'm gonna go the other way on this one . . .

@poster . . .I'm very sorry that you are being compelled to go thru all this ok, You BF did a WRONG thing by SLEEPING with another girl and stupid enough not to use protection but unlike everyone else here . . .I would advise that you LEAVE HIM ok, you really need to consider this . .FINE he has a child coming . . .Forget all that crap about him being forced to marry the girl . . .its not gonna happen . . . .Fine, she (the pregnant girl) will become his responsibility Pre & 4 some time Post delivery.
I think you should really think it over before you make a hasty decision.
RomanceRe: Small House by Nautillus(m): 7:26am On Aug 18, 2008
ztyle:
Lol to all previous poster, make una shine una eyez wella, Small house mean "Small PussY" as the post imply grin
WHAT ! ! ! . . . shocked shocked shocked washin' ztyle's mouth with Ariel & OMO

@Poster . . .Please respond to the 221 question . . . .what exactly are you talking abt ? ? ? I'm not calling you retarded ok, i'm more of the opinion that you are of higher learning than most so please break it down to "our level" please.
RomanceRe: Who Tells You That It Cannot Work? by Nautillus(m): 7:11am On Aug 18, 2008
ephizy360:
No wonder @ 18yrs,i saw the other post and i had 2 do a check to find out how.your still naive but
lucky if he is not a cheat.Good luck but don't give birth to many kids if he wants u to,
you are not a dog.
Bross . .iee, haba which one you dey now ? ? ? Na you wan tell them how to run/build there family ? ? ?
RomanceRe: Do U Love Your Fiancee More Than Your Mother? by Nautillus(m): 6:51am On Aug 18, 2008
madamkoko:
I CANNOT believe that there is competition or comparison.
I am hoping that the kind/type of Love a son has for his mother is DIFFERENT from the type/kind of love a man has for his fiancee or wife.
A man doesn't make love to his mother and I don't understand this nonsense comparison.
Exactly my sista, you love one 1 way & you love the other ANOTHER way abi, any1 of you out there want to tell me that you look at your mum . . .and goes . . .OMG . . .she's so beautiful . . . .oh how i love her so ? ? ? ?
RomanceRe: Help! My Fiance Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by Nautillus(m): 4:26pm On Aug 15, 2008
ROFLS On the last day . . . Devil will surprise PLENTY peeps . . .
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Flowers by Nautillus(m): 12:27pm On Aug 15, 2008
Eeemmmm . . , . .Flowers . . . i don't think its "our" thing here oh
RomanceRe: How Did Your First Love Go? by Nautillus(m): 12:24pm On Aug 15, 2008
Gamine:
9yrs!!! shocked
Yes oh my sis . . . .I guess i'm more of a "long Lasting relationship" kinda guy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Enjoys Talking With Me The Bathroom While I Take A Dump! by Nautillus(m): 12:20pm On Aug 15, 2008
jaquan:
this mornings session was a nightmare. angry
i am done. when i get home later today, i would put some of the advises to use and see what happens.
damn!!!!! i can't take it no more! cry cry
roflmbao . . .Guy you no go kill me oh i had tear streaming down my eyes ! ! !
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nautillus(m): 12:13pm On Aug 15, 2008
whitelexi:
Girlfriend Travels to Naija for 3 weeks. . . Returns and reveals all your live's secrets to you shocked shocked
She says she visited her PASTOR and he revealed everything to her. You're totally freaked out and feeling jazzed out, do you stay or run for dear life??
her PASTOR of 3 WEEKS revealed ALL YOUR live's SecretYeah right . . . .Na Una go first go church

Oga, you better ask YOUR GALFRIEND with plenty "abeg" make she tell you where she go get all your info from.
RomanceRe: My Poor Communication In English Language Is Threatening To Kill My Relationship by Nautillus(m): 12:07pm On Aug 15, 2008
WOW . . . .such an amazing world we live in . . . I have a friend who suffered the excact opposite of your case.

He had flawless control to the point of cultivating an English accent in speech/Pronounciations but couldn't pass WAEC English not until the 4th or 5th attempt

undecided undecided undecided

Please, practice a whole lot with your siblings/friends/people you are very comfortable around
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nautillus(m): 11:42am On Aug 15, 2008
Pastors' aren't fotunetellers please coin your stories better
RomanceRe: Big, Beautiful And Inspiring by Nautillus(m): 11:33am On Aug 15, 2008
Choice . . .oh such a beautiful word The world would be a very boring place IF WE ALL like the same kinda woman
RomanceRe: Do You Sometimes Miss Your Ex (boyfriend Or Girlfriend) by Nautillus(m): 11:22am On Aug 15, 2008
Yeah, . . .sometimes . . .but it fades by the day! ! !
RomanceRe: Where Do I Meet Her by Nautillus(m): 11:00am On Aug 15, 2008
yemi 22:
she want me to come to her house
Dude, grow some balls and go to her house, how hard is that ? ? ?
RomanceRe: How Did Your First Love Go? by Nautillus(m): 10:57am On Aug 15, 2008
Memories . . .Memories . . .Memories . . . .ahhhhhh

9Year 8 Months, 6 days & 13.40hrs

It was a fantastic run, would do it again if given the chance

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