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Romance › Re: Men Sometimes Needs To Be Taught A Lesson Or Two by Nautillus(m): 6:15pm On Aug 21, 2008

Go figure . . .I guess the reason why the folks around you refer to you as a WITCH is not far fetched. . ._{i sorry 4 you}

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Is Light In Complexion A Crime? by Nautillus(m): 6:07pm On Aug 21, 2008

Gamine:
omo u look like witch no be small
As a ~~man~~ woman thinketh so he she is
chei, see eyebrows na

LMAO . . . .Gamine you bad oh . . ._{but you knw . . .i thought so too}

Kemisuga . . . .seems to me like you are spoilin' 4 a CAT FIGHT ! ! ! ! grin

Romance › Re: Meaning Of Love by Nautillus(m): 5:43pm On Aug 21, 2008

Referal . . .DICTIONARY

Romance › Re: Why Is It That Ladies In The Bank Dont Marry by Nautillus(m): 3:40pm On Aug 21, 2008

This your topic came up just last night when we were on 3rd mainland traffic

Its incredible the VOLUME of Single(most of them are without regular boyfriends sef) gals working in Banks today. if a head count is taken and the stats numbers realeased . . .the result will shock alot of people.

Its just sad, Judging from the countribution of the females in the car with us, i can conclude that THEY (i.e. most of the single banking females) tend to Concentrate on carreer dev. in the early days of joining the Banks and the 4get about real life connection.

Its sad

Romance › Re: My Parents Asked Me Not To Marry Her by Nautillus(m): 3:09pm On Aug 21, 2008

I can be very painful IF you parents object to accepting your partner of choice . . .Give council to her at least . . .Sit her down and have a heart to heart session, don't just DISMISS her objection without an objective review.
_{The objects that adult can see sitting down, . . .a youth might not be able to see it while standing in a stool}

Romance › Re: Extra Marital Affair by Nautillus(m): 2:53pm On Aug 21, 2008

Trouble sleep . . . .Yanga wan wake am . . . .Wetin she dey find, ddd, dd

angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Good And Bad Odour by Nautillus(m): 1:00pm On Aug 21, 2008

_{Yawns and leaves thread . . . .}

Jokes Etc › Re: Children Again by Nautillus(m): 12:29pm On Aug 21, 2008

mohawkchic:
~Natco biscuit kind of joke . . dry but sweet

I think is NASCO oh . . . .but i completely second your opinion of the joke

Jokes Etc › Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Nautillus(m): 12:25pm On Aug 21, 2008

Nice . . ._{wont be funny being at the other end of that song oh . .**}

Jokes Etc › Re: Chioya's Job Application by Nautillus(m): 11:34am On Aug 21, 2008

_{** peeps in . . .oh sorry . . .its a private thread . . . .turns & leaves **}

Jokes Etc › Re: Laughing Will Increase your Life Span by Nautillus(m): 11:31am On Aug 21, 2008

kayowalemi:
Meaning she doestn't mind if I married u join her

Jokes Etc › Re: Will Reading by Nautillus(m): 10:32am On Aug 21, 2008

hmmmmmmmm . . . . . undecided

Romance › Re: To All The Guys. Ladies U Can Contribute As Well. by Nautillus(m): 5:37pm On Aug 20, 2008

God created man in HIS nature and said he should DOMINATE the earth. Just as REVERENCE and WORSHIP and ADORATION excites the lord . . .so dats how the EARTHLY version exites a man.

Romance › Re: Just A Few Months To Our Marriage, These Sad Memories Wont Just Go! by Nautillus(m): 11:54am On Aug 20, 2008

Dude . . .chill ok. . . .4getaboutrit . . .it will fade._{Just tell yourself . . .All those relationships happened B4 you guyz met}
IF you really love her . . .Just let it go
Consider yourself lucky_{In these times . . .Marrying a Virgin/Naive gal ain't such a good idea at all . . .they almost almost FALL 4 temptations easily. . . .Your madam has been there and done that . . .no more appeal for her in the luring pull of "what would it be feel like to be with another man" . . .her air is very clear . . .SHE WHATS TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE WITH YOU}

Jokes Etc › Re: Abeg Mess by Nautillus(m): 11:10am On Aug 20, 2008

Baxilexi:
oga and i will pretend i do not know why ma pc is smellin funny.

LMAO . . .nice one

Jokes Etc › Re: Everybody by Nautillus(m): 10:54am On Aug 20, 2008

Why is everybody here angry with somebody when nobody made any direct statments at anybody ? ? ? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Really Serious! by Nautillus(m): 10:32am On Aug 20, 2008

_{***Peeps in room, see's alot a sh*t filled polytene bags flyin' around . . .ducks a near hit . . .runs for his life ***}

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Fal by Nautillus(m): 4:36pm On Aug 19, 2008

seunniji:
Fine boy looking sexy, you for no snap that your shoe, how many girls have you seen soo far

LMAO . . . .bad guy

Romance › Re: Where Do I Go From Here by Nautillus(m): 1:14pm On Aug 19, 2008

_{Very Heavy Stuff ! ! ! !The lord is your strength
Do not turn your back on the final ray of hope . . .CHRIST}

Romance › Re: Fine Gals Are Hard To Keep!true? by Nautillus(m): 1:09pm On Aug 19, 2008

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-161323.0.html

Enjoy ! ! ! grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ..null by Nautillus(m): 1:06pm On Aug 19, 2008

ayoomo9:
i need a girl for a lasting relationship.
Any girl thats interest in a real reletionship with me should just call 08060092789 or 08088467643. or email: ayoomo9@yahoo.com or ayoomo9@yuurok.com

No, you don't need . . .YOU WANT

Romance › Re: Stunning Or Just Average Looking Chick? Which Is Advisable by Nautillus(m): 1:03pm On Aug 19, 2008

di4real:
[b]looks has nothing to do wit it,[/b]that is the truth of d matter,I once knew a lady who luvs dressing provocatively but wasnt promiscuos,I once knew a devoted turtle ninja muslim lady who was quite loose,so,its not about looks at all.

_{Gal please ! ! . . If you REALLY think looks ain't so IMPORTANT . . .you are in 4 a rude awakening.}

Jokes Etc › Re: The Trial Of Pastor Enoch by Nautillus(m): 12:47pm On Aug 19, 2008

tufe:
una no dey watch match . . .which kind unpatriotic nigerianz are u people sef

Oga, can't you multitask ? ? ? shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: The Trial Of Pastor Enoch by Nautillus(m): 11:24am On Aug 19, 2008

lexicon:
@poster. are you trying to compile a text book

No me thinks he's compiling a mid term thesis

Jokes Etc › Re: Honesty by Nautillus(m): 11:13am On Aug 19, 2008

cold:
POINT OF VIEW

A woman was bein congratulated by a frnd after her son & daughter were married within a month of each other.
"What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh,he's wonderful"gushed the mother."He maqs her sleep late,wants her to go to d beauty parlor every day,won't let her cook,insists upon taqin her out to dinner evry night."
"That's nice"'said the neighbor."And your son?What kind of girl did he marry?

"The mother sighed, "Oh i'm not so happy there.She's lazy.Slips late evry mornin,spends all her time at the beauty parlor,won't cook & maqs them taq all their meals out".

One mans misfortune is anoda mans . . . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Obj's Accident by Nautillus(m): 11:07am On Aug 19, 2008

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=161479.msg2675949#msg2675949 date=1219139693]kai this topic confuse me small ooo
i think say na true, i was about to praise God! grin

[/quote]_{Walahi . . .peeps wey dey wish this MAN dead plenty oh}

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