Some men dey wear oversized polo because they don't know their size

My neighbor wey be Police hear say government wan remove pocket for their uniform resigned immediately

Though i don't like men of God

This is the only one that has won my respect.
He has done more than all this yeye business men of God out together.

The person should hearken to his advice and return the phone

We all know that Nigerians are basically business minded and a good business is one that yields profit.

He has ran for the presidency countless times, and each one costing him huge sums of Money.
As a Nigerian it is painful added to the dwindling economy of the country, u will find a very bitter Business man

He will like to replace all the money he has lost first,(as is the case of most Nigeria businesses)
Then he will pack some for his unborn kids,

At the end of the day we will have a president worse than the present one.

#votewisely
#geturpvc

ChoCho54:
Well he will be president of iragbiji republic.

I don't understand the language but it's funny


I pray he wins only his transport to village.

UrPapa:

Didinrin
How can the almighty Alaigbo Jew be contesting to represent the zoo

This is not the time to be biased

Is time for us to unite to build a better Nigeria for us and our future generations

ChoCho54:
I bet you prefer this hypocritical old sepulchre to represent you.

The man can hardly hold
his jaws together..

How can he hold a county of over 100 million people?

He is an Igbo man,yes but he is not representing us(i am Igbo too)

Hé represent the dreams and aspirations of the well meaning citizens of Nigeria.
Hé represents the youths who are the main victims of each bad administration.

In the time of good luck Yahoo was in existence but u hardly hear about it. But the economy do not favour the average earner anymore and yahoo is the easiest way out.

Obi represent our last hope to putting Nigeria in the right order.

TINUBU once said that he will rule Nigeria because it is his TURN
You can imagine what will happen if he wins the office.

Totilopussylick:



Several Nigerians are same as you.

Some can even sell their destiny for as low as 3k.

Abi you don't forget anything can happen in naija

Na person dey go Zimbabwe go sell him toe

If Nigeria is good, what will Nigeria citizens be doing in a county that has 20 billion in a note?

extralargehead:
Pocket the money and vote the RIGHT candidate. It is our stolen money.
Nobody should talk about conscience here, where was their conscience when they looted the nation dry?

I like your reasoning
It's just like stealing a good and selling it back to the owner

ezegold4we:
Why can't Buhari and National assembly pass a bill to criminalize vote buying if really there's any atom of sincerity in this government against fight against corruption,

If there should pass a bill against it
How would they get into the seat?

Come on, no one shoots a gun at his own foot.
Corruption is so deep rooted that not even the incoming administration can change it

immortalcrown:
You dey speak long grammar. Stupidity is simply the only reason. Only a stupid person will sacrifice 4 or 8 years for 5k.

I am sure you read the story of how Esau sold his birthright because of food
That is still happening today.

Hunger makes people stupid
It makes people reason with their stomach

TINUBU or Atiku might win not because they are the best candidate for the office or because the people love them.

But they might win because of that 5k.
The present administration has made it so bad that families can hardly feed.
Now imagine u are hungry the whole day and u find an opportunity to earn 5k without much stress, wont u grab it?.

This is the Nigeria we live in.
It pains my heart but hunger respect no man nor conscience ��

Scrap metal
Useless government

Dozis:
I wish I have her courage

courage to die a meaningless death?
Or the courage to give up on this sweet miserable life?
Nne or nna. U no go anywhere
We dey here for life

The Igbos are fighting to make Nigeria great
While the Hausas are busy making sure, there is no Nigeria when they return

You all see
They don't see Nigeria as a serious threat.
They don't even feel fear because they are only killed on news and paper.
They are fighting for who to get the bigger share when the country disbands.
Else why will they be fighting close to our border.
And I thought our borders is always manned by seasoned soldiers.

Nigerian economy keeps growing in papers and on the internet.
While the citizens can hardly afford three square meal.
Nigeria should be renamed Paper country

As long as Nigeria is concerned no where is safe
And no place will be
Boko Haram in the north, unknown gunmen in the east
Kidnappers and bandit in the west
Militants in the south.
We are safe only in the dream, until they knock on the door[code][/code]

Borrowing money anyhow
For a colorful wedding
We are neck deep in debt and idiots came with over a hundred privates jets, later they will add it to governmental expenditure.
But I wonder why the lady is showing so much skin, I thought she is supposed to cover herself from head to toe like a corpse.

hopexter:
Dis one wey Yusuf do face like who dey sniff chemical so, make God safe this marriage from future wahala

Now wey you talk am
His face be like person who sniff fuel

PAtoGCFR2034:


But is it not in the Quran ?

Which kind stupid book be that?

U for give your wife too
Make them make u chairman of heaven,
U are giving out ur daughters for sake of your imaginary heaven
Did the girl even consent To it?
Abi Muhammad support forced marriage

Her bwess make sense sha
I can sleep on it, if she allows me

Iboms go be like
Oka nris moror get ac for back incase u wan do futufutu

Body no be firewood Biko
After the Holy kiss, they may come to the parish house for holy sexx
I

Akiko ndi mgbu
I ve been hearing this shit since I was born. And none has prosecuted for it.

Crown is the symbol of royalty and kingship
There is no king without crown
Either they get a new one from Aba or their wait until the dwarves return the crown

then will be inducted into the military and shipped to the south east
Where they will then continue their terrorism in the uniform and certified guns

I want to make this clear
Most are at home not out of respect or loyalty to the cause.
Most are at home out of fear
Fear of being assaulted by our very own brothers
Even though the sit at home order has been called of, many don't want to risk it.
Like their say "dead men don't count"

I didn't perceive Abia people as violent
What The hell was that?

50+ and still danging hot
God, shey u dey see am??
Eehee
Na that kind thing I want