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Tbken: hey hey slow down there yuh bitch...wadt da fvck u tryna say...dont go near ma mum,s syd ok....you tink ur rubbish posts wil change u from bein a slut...u ar just a big cunt....go wash ur fat purgy toto joor...foo.l in as much as i respect women i dnt worship them...useless pig married to a useless monkey...u nid brain surgery...imbecilee stop gushing out smely saliva here..anuofia

sweetestguy: haha,I'm going to be d referee b/w u too,,,,let d figth BEGIN


**grabs popcorn and cold zobo**

Tbken: God forbid?? Bia woman dont come here to play holy ok....smart?? Xo he married you a virgen.?? Ive seen what you advice lynpetra....good for you...i m just laffin at ur tinking...now answer those questions mrs yung wit old brain

iropelebe: Your reasoning rate is low sorry to say that.
A real woman knows the essence of taking care of her man cooking is one of them. Now i personally do not support a woman doing my house chores naaa it is not allowed. I do my laundry,wash my toilets and clean my rooms whenever i get lazy,i have an area sister who does the work for me even if my woman is around.
You see for cooking,i do not need to tell her before she would know it is what she should do,it is understandable if she is not around but whenever she is around,i can't waste money on fastfood or mama ngozi's food. We are mostly in the kitchen together or i prepare fruit salad and get us drinks while she cooks,it is romantic.
The minute women start seeing the beauty is being a good wife material the better. When you don't it,other girls will do it. As for sex,please madam,WHO ENJOYS SEX MOST?

iropelebe: Reading from some ladies here,i am highly disappointed. What is the big deal in preparing a meal for your boyfriend. Dammit,do ladies even knowhow the man's brain works? Why would you attribute cooking for your man to being too cheap.
Man meant to appreciate you would do so whether you cook for him or not,this is how most of these girls lose their husbands.
Do you expect me to buy food all the time you come around,what happens to saving such money for other things?
You girls spewing thrash need a rethink like seriously.

deavicky: liar but remember God

lynpetra: I bet you have..Na internet we dey.

lynpetra: Agbaya,I hear you.Since we never marry,me and u still dey d same category.

Tbken: Did he sleep with you before marriage?? Be sincere

Tbken: just see how you terming anada lady,s post rubbish all becos u cannot cook...your type wil even requests for maids that will be cooking when married which will make u cry river when d guy start bleeping her....cooking is suppose to be the first thing to learn from ur fadas house...or was it like mother like daughter....

Tbken: just see how you terming anada lady,s post rubbish all becos u cannot cook...your type wil even requests for maids that will be cooking when married which will make u cry river when d guy start bleeping her....cooking is suppose to be the first thing to learn from ur fadas house...or was it like mother like daughter....

lynpetra: He speaks but the truth.

chronique: What's wrong with people these days? How can cooking for a loved one be termed disrespectful? Most people are having problems with their relationships cos they tend to make an issue out of everything. The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That is why some women end up losing their husbands to iya basirat and mama ada's restaurant. Experienced ladies know what good food prepared for a guy,na do to him. As a person,I want a lady who can spoil me silly with good food as I do not eat out. I could work a whole day without eating,just to go back home and eat the home made meal. If I find someone who's doing that for me regularly,it becomes a plus. I want to know how good a woman is,when it comes to cooking,before I marry her. Not that I marry her and find out later that she can only boil hot water and make tea or cornflakes.

adaobi123: Just because he missed a penalty doesn't make him useless or lazy. Just saying.

Pattey: Oga what is that! That you don't understand a language doesn't make the song wack Ooo. . . Gongo-Aso bawo. . . The song make sense in its own way Oo

jiggaz: Caro by Wizkid, Nwa Baby by Flavour, Give it to me by DPrince, Take Bananna by D prince, Limpopo by Kcee. List is endless. Mind u, they are all hardworking artistes oo. I am not hating on their hustle.

jiggaz: Caro by Wizkid, Nwa Baby by Flavour, Give it to me by DPrince, Take Bananna by D prince, Limpopo by Kcee. List is endless. Mind u, they are all hardworking artistes oo. I am not hating on their hustle.

omonla555: How about Akute?

aManFromMars: One day, I alighted from a bus only to feel cool breeze blowing around my crotch. I looked down and noticed my zipper was open and my weapon for bedroom activities was missing. I screamed, a crowd gathered, I got my dick back, went home and realized that it was all a decoy. My wallet was missing along with a 200,000 naira cheque I had just won on 'who wants to be a millionaire'.

sauceEEP: @OP, can 150k fly this car?

ajasa4link: this is how international friendlies should be played

modele2: I don't understand this poster so you want her to gnash her teeth at something she cannot change. Why are you bent on nailing her to the cross. Even If she wishes to comfort herself abeg let her be. It's a choice and if she has no qualms I wonder what the panadol taking on another's headache is about. Talk ur own and move on.

wellmax: Believe me or not this happened today!

My friend (Kate) lost her BB Bold 6 phone 3 months ago. There was only one guy (I’ll call him Dan) in the area when the phone was missing, but this guy insists on his innocence. After much pleading and harassment, the guy was adamant, swearing and cursing. Kate just forgot about the phone.
Fast forward two months later one of her friend said she was chatting with a guy with the PIN and showed my friend the DP; lo and behold it was Dan’s pics. Before long Dan deleted all contacts and wouldn’t accept any. Later on, another friend got him on Whatsapp and pretended to be a Sugar mummy needing a young guy. Na so my Dan just fall. She kept the discussion running for two weeks. Today 18.11.2013, she told Dan it was time they met. She promised him Lunch at TFC, told him not to worry; she’ll pay for everything, and even offered to pick him up. Later she told him that because of her busy schedule and Lagos traffic, Dan should just come to meet her in the office and that she will refund his transport. Na so Dan rush come ooo.
She had already briefed office security of his coming and the plan. Immediately he came, they called her on phone; repeatedly calling her Madam, fooling Dan. Dan was just cool, happy that he has hooked up with a big madam. Before you say jack, plain cloth Policeman came to meet him in the waiting room and sat beside him. Then Kate, the real owner just showed up. Dan wan enter ground. The plain clothe Police man just showed him an ID and handcuffed him. Dan started crying and pleading.
He’s still at the police station as I write. Meanwhile my friend has resumed Pinging.

sleekch1c: Keep consoling yourself...the fact remains that leaving that 'extra meat' just the way it is is much more advisable medically as opposed to mutilating yourself in the name of circumcision.
You keep setting new records for ignorance, naivety and flawed sense of reasoning.

sleekch1c: I'm glad you got my point Mrs 'i-am-so-classy-because-i-was-circumcised'

highyo: wao Anu, I'm glad you read my thread so on that day when we both appear on that white great throne, you will not be able to point your finger at me that I never warned you. But by then, if you die with an attachment, sorry it will not appear before the throne as an attachment but you will be carrying a snake on your head. You your self will judge your self before you hear the voice depart. Anu, you cannot enter the kingdom of God with a snake on your head. Stop attaching snake on your head, be contended with the one the lord gave to you