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190: If they told those two hungry people standing close to Jona

say - this guy go be president in so so years future time

they would either slap you or laff their belle out

ive come 2 realize that in this life, never look down on sumone

no matter how small - cos u might sleep a papuer and wake up a millionaire

I wonder where those 2 hungerols are today

maybe somewhere in maitaima abuja

I disagree. There is no success without hardwork. Jona is Ph.d holder. I think his education got him the job. If not, he wouldn't have been a director in a ministry where Alams saw his diligence to duty and asked that he become his vice. Thereafter, luck worked for him to the extent that he now occupies the most powerful seat in Nigeria. So my logic will be hardwork + luck = Success.

A thief trying to nab a thief.

Glass house..So, Hembe is also a thief!!

Bro, pls how much is the 98/99 corolla in the market now?

jolaks: ok

Sir, take it easy. 600k for a used Nissan quest? The tokunbo of this car was 850k as at 2008. I wonder how much it now sell.

onasautos: @ rabiuu200: Its a lagos cleared car and its fully cleared and comes with the duty.

Toks? I am contemplating selling my 99 Toyota corolla to a guy tommorow at 500k. If u can sell at 800k, i will surely buy tommorow or wednesday if the car is clean as u said.. btw, how much is the toks of 98/99 corolla in the market now? Just want to know before selling mine.

onasautos: @ rabiuu200: Its a lagos cleared car and its fully cleared and comes with the duty.

Toks? I am contemplating selling my 99 Toyota corolla to a guy tommorow at 500k. If u can sell at 800k, i will surely buy tommorow or wednesday if the car is clean as u said..

brighthabit: Pls can someone help me? I got 4 missed calls from 0809. Tried 2 call back but it wasnt going tru. I applied for the outbound and analyst-distribution. Shud i go to their office to see if i can get a positive response or wait to see if i wud get a call back? Pls some1 shud advise me here!!!

Relax, bro. It's got nothing to do with a job offer. 0809 is just a short code used to prompt subsribers.

DONkollione: we have married for over 2months now and she has no job making her to become a full-time house-wife. everyday i go to work and come back she go increase now our bed no fit contain the 2 of us. plssss am confused oo and d worst part shes not even pregnate yet.. i go run oo

Two months and you have started complaining?

Are you sure you are an undergraduate?

The last time i watched Liverpool's match was against Arsenal. They look so decent and almost won the match. Something must be working against them...

executinal: Soon some folks will come here shouting praise the Lord. Amadioha may you leave long ooh

Is Oyedepo lord?

Slopezee: ;DGarri,bread and groundnut oil,so sweet,try n see

You don't want to visit the loo too often?? Bro, i fear this ur combination.

Boiled plantain (unripe) + garden egg.

Aderupoko2: Baked beans with Akara and Alomo drink to top

Very funny. You don't wanna vomit, right?

Arouser: Chai! So the number of Morons on NL has incresed. Wonderful!

Na wha o, i pity the lady that will settle for this low IQ. You need some non tropical foods. You were denied of some iron and vitamins at infancy. Your brain is phucked!

Arouser: Let me ask you this; How much did Abacha steal from Nigeria?

Na wha o! U just dey fall my hand! How does this question relates to the topic? Ok, Abacha stole several billions of Naira . That makes a miltary Govt bad, right? How much did Obasanjo steal, sir?

fork adict: I see. 'The worst form of democracy is better than the best military regime.' How will that not be so, when your father and mother are in abuja milking naija dry and you are enjoying the loot. How will you not make such idi.otic comment?Bloody parasitic child and parasitic parents. Surviving on naija. No wonder you lot are so scared of naija having an honest leader who will try you all and have you jailed or executed cos of your corrupt practices. Barrawo banza!

Don't mind the Idio@t. I find it hard to understand his logic = A bad democracy is better than a good miltary regime. Even, a nusery 2 pupil will hardly come out with this logic.

Arouser: From your post it is either you very naive or that you do not know the damage a coup can do to a country. You see a topic and you begin to post senseless and idiotic comments. Just take a look at what the millitary did to our beloved Naija.

Can you please go through you post again to confirm how senseless your post is? I made only one comment and you are here ranting that i made senseless and idiotic comments. Where did you get that? Anyway, do you know anything about Mali at all? The only way corrupt leaders can be flushed out of goverment is Force which 'can' be achieved by a coup if the legislature is also made up of corrupt men. Who says nothing good can come out of the military? Abubakar is the reason we have democracy in Nigeria today. The soldiers has promised to conduct elections and return power to civilian so why not give them an iota of doubt at least.

Better!

How much is the grant ?

Idowuogbo: Woowzie i see my gals are letting dia ego get to them.

Cocoalario,Boneypako & Co stop bin PROUD!!!!

@OP

I see nothing wrong in begging my partner and the father of my kids,i mean a house divided cannot stand.Now watch d gals pounce on Badosky lolzzz!!! gals kick bck and relaXxxxx.For reals tho,begging ur partner is not a forbidden rule,it might actually stop something disastrous happening.Now dat said , wen i say beg, i dont mean beg till ur pubi-c hair starts going grey oo, beg wisely looolz! No i mean if u find yourself in a hole stop digging.

Thank you, ma. Well said! No wonder most ladies are not attractive to men. Pride goes before a fall. For me, i will be on my knees, beg my husband IF i am wrong. That doesn't mean i am a fool. Just doing the right thing.

mazaje: Not married. . . mustn't marry an atheist. . .don't say or pray at all. . .

Bro, this is serious o. If you marry somene you do not share thesame belief with, then you can not have a happy home. Most xtians/muslim won't marry atheist anyway. All the very best.

Are you married to an Atheist like you? If single, must you marry an Atheist like you? Do you say any prayer at all, maybe to some gods or something?

Do u think Satan exist? If yes, how does he operate? When you die, how do u wish to be buried? Do you engage in naming ceremonies? If yes, who officiated/will officiate in you child's naming ceremony?

I am not here to condemn you but i will like to know the following: (1)How do you discern between good and bad? (2)Who do you cry unto in times of trouble? (3)Who do you praise/thank when good things happen to you?

Chelsea has won all their matches since the depature of AVB and even qualified for the QF of the Champions league which seems impossible while he was the Coach. Can we admit that a coach that won a major league title + Europa League was a flop at Chelsea?

Had Arsenal qualified, they will be meeting Barca. That would have been heartbreaking for arsenal fans! Fola, my husband, am happy for u. At least we can both enjoy the finals without tension..

~Bluetooth:
Just be prepared for them by making available small money which they will take.You wont want to relocated from your personal house na.

Bro, that is the reality o. After a man has struggle to biuld his own house, thieves will now allow him to enjoy it. I pity my husband a lot. He keeps saying it was a mistake building a house in Alagbole that he should have remained a tenant in his Ogba house and invest his money. Some parts of Lagos are quite notorious for robbery.

nakedall: OP, give me the job, any robber that step in will not step out alive. it happen somewhere and i did it and i'm ready to do it again. Iba awon iya mi oshoronga.

I am sure you know this is not a laughing matter.

NADO212: PLS GUYS GOD NO DEY FOR THIS ONE ABEG

how do you mean?

NADO212: PLS GUYS GOD NO DEY FOR THIS ONE ABEG

how do you mean?