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topefisayo: The upgrade can be done manually without necessarily taking it to their office. Press Menu from the remote control, scroll down to information, press upgrade, press manual upgrade and it will upgrade itself. It will take about ten to fifteen minutes.

Thanks, Man. I have done the upgrade myself several time. I am just surprised that they are asking that one should bring the Smartcard to their office. Maybe the intended upgrade is different from we know..

[quote author=Okija_juju]Well DSTV just gave your employed arse an ultimatum!!

You either get your scrunny arse to their office and queue up, or submerge your decoder in a bucket of water. Either ways, your bitc'hing aint gonna change shit. For everyone customer DSTV loses, 10 more subscribers join the network.

Hope you get the message. . .[/quote]I believe you are a DSTV staff trying to protect the interest of the company where youu manage to get your daily bread, at least. Don't worry, by the time you get sacked, you will get my own message. BTW, if you are not a DSTV staff, then you are a poo for coming up with those sentences.

scopusng: Foo.ls running ya mounth. Anyway, i don't have to listen to u guys. Just back from DSTV office for swapping and was issued a new card.

How does this relate to the topic? The fact that you are jobless enough to visit Dstv office on a Wednesday doesn't make others a fool!

idiagbon: Taking you for granted , how? Were you charged for the upgrade or what? I think the service they render is optional and not compulsory.

This OP has an anti- progress mentality. There are other options of course, our very-own advance HI TV. we are myopic people. We cry for FDI and yet discourage it.

On a final note OP, if you feel you re been taking for granted, start yours to compete with the players in that industry.

Did you go through my post very well? How do i sound anti-progressive? If you have ever been to Dstv office, you will understand me better. The number of staff at their customer service desk is quite small, hence causing a lot of queue, To resolve any issue, you will spend nothing less than 1hr, if you are lucky. Besides, the staff are so rude. Now they are sending a text message that we must come with our smart card directly to their office for an upgrade before the next three days. This is cruel to me. I can bet that the whole place will be crowded and one might not be able to achieve anything in a day. An upgrade can be done remotely once the decoder is on which has only been the case with DSTV but this new method which sounds like ' Come to our office for a system upgrade before the next three days unless your service will be disrupted' creates unneccessary tension. I called their office few minutes back to know the repercussion of not upgrading and the lady told me the decoder will not connect if the upgrade is not done within 3 days. How pathetic! Besides, why do MTN charge while 'a music is on' and one has not been connected to the Customer care operator at DSTV? Nija!

rafhell: keep blabbing while they keep making their money. na by force!!!

Your brain is blabbing!

rafhell: keep blabbing while they keep making their money. na by force!!!

Rude! Besides, what makes you think i am not making my own money too?

This message was sent to my husband's phone by Dstv: ''Dear Subscribers, your smatcard need an urgent upgrade before the next three days. Please come to our office with your smart card for a free upgrade. We have just three days to go''. What sort of rubbish is this? I will abandon my work to join a long queue in their office (as it used to be)for an upgrade? Can't it be done remotely? Why should it last for three days? Fire brigade approach! They are just unserious! No competition..

Omen100: shut up my friend, if you don't know anything just say you don't know, so that those who knows can show you the part way of knowing. which diligence are you talking about? ignorance is killing Nigerians faster than I thought. It was jonathan's wife "madam umblala" that was meant to be the deputy governor because she a powerful stakeholder of pdp and also a founding member of pdp in belyesa state, but instead she asked they to present her husband. Even till today, jonathan is not a grass-root member of pdp in that state.

Typical Poor Nigerian. Definitely, your upbringing was a sad one. Must you insult before you pass across your message? You've said 'Shut up, my dear friend' to two different people on this thread. Only you! Why are u so rude and agressive? Heredity? Anyway, back to the topic, if you think Jonathan's wife was the reason behind the President's success, fine. I hope you can also tell me why She thinks her husband is capable of being the Deputy Governor. BTW, a sitting president is not a grass root member of his party in his own state? I tire for you o!

190: If they told those two hungry people standing close to Jona

say - this guy go be president in so so years future time

they would either slap you or laff their belle out

ive come 2 realize that in this life, never look down on sumone

no matter how small - cos u might sleep a papuer and wake up a millionaire

I wonder where those 2 hungerols are today

maybe somewhere in maitaima abuja

I disagree. There is no success without hardwork. Jona is Ph.d holder. I think his education got him the job. If not, he wouldn't have been a director in a ministry where Alams saw his diligence to duty and asked that he become his vice. Thereafter, luck worked for him to the extent that he now occupies the most powerful seat in Nigeria. So my logic will be hardwork + luck = Success.

A thief trying to nab a thief.

Glass house..So, Hembe is also a thief!!

Bro, pls how much is the 98/99 corolla in the market now?

jolaks: ok

Sir, take it easy. 600k for a used Nissan quest? The tokunbo of this car was 850k as at 2008. I wonder how much it now sell.

onasautos: @ rabiuu200: Its a lagos cleared car and its fully cleared and comes with the duty.

Toks? I am contemplating selling my 99 Toyota corolla to a guy tommorow at 500k. If u can sell at 800k, i will surely buy tommorow or wednesday if the car is clean as u said.. btw, how much is the toks of 98/99 corolla in the market now? Just want to know before selling mine.

onasautos: @ rabiuu200: Its a lagos cleared car and its fully cleared and comes with the duty.

Toks? I am contemplating selling my 99 Toyota corolla to a guy tommorow at 500k. If u can sell at 800k, i will surely buy tommorow or wednesday if the car is clean as u said..

brighthabit: Pls can someone help me? I got 4 missed calls from 0809. Tried 2 call back but it wasnt going tru. I applied for the outbound and analyst-distribution. Shud i go to their office to see if i can get a positive response or wait to see if i wud get a call back? Pls some1 shud advise me here!!!

Relax, bro. It's got nothing to do with a job offer. 0809 is just a short code used to prompt subsribers.

DONkollione: we have married for over 2months now and she has no job making her to become a full-time house-wife. everyday i go to work and come back she go increase now our bed no fit contain the 2 of us. plssss am confused oo and d worst part shes not even pregnate yet.. i go run oo

Two months and you have started complaining?

Are you sure you are an undergraduate?

The last time i watched Liverpool's match was against Arsenal. They look so decent and almost won the match. Something must be working against them...

executinal: Soon some folks will come here shouting praise the Lord. Amadioha may you leave long ooh

Is Oyedepo lord?

Slopezee: ;DGarri,bread and groundnut oil,so sweet,try n see

You don't want to visit the loo too often?? Bro, i fear this ur combination.

Boiled plantain (unripe) + garden egg.

Aderupoko2: Baked beans with Akara and Alomo drink to top

Very funny. You don't wanna vomit, right?

Arouser: Chai! So the number of Morons on NL has incresed. Wonderful!

Na wha o, i pity the lady that will settle for this low IQ. You need some non tropical foods. You were denied of some iron and vitamins at infancy. Your brain is phucked!

Arouser: Let me ask you this; How much did Abacha steal from Nigeria?

Na wha o! U just dey fall my hand! How does this question relates to the topic? Ok, Abacha stole several billions of Naira . That makes a miltary Govt bad, right? How much did Obasanjo steal, sir?

fork adict: I see. 'The worst form of democracy is better than the best military regime.' How will that not be so, when your father and mother are in abuja milking naija dry and you are enjoying the loot. How will you not make such idi.otic comment?Bloody parasitic child and parasitic parents. Surviving on naija. No wonder you lot are so scared of naija having an honest leader who will try you all and have you jailed or executed cos of your corrupt practices. Barrawo banza!

Don't mind the Idio@t. I find it hard to understand his logic = A bad democracy is better than a good miltary regime. Even, a nusery 2 pupil will hardly come out with this logic.

Arouser: From your post it is either you very naive or that you do not know the damage a coup can do to a country. You see a topic and you begin to post senseless and idiotic comments. Just take a look at what the millitary did to our beloved Naija.

Can you please go through you post again to confirm how senseless your post is? I made only one comment and you are here ranting that i made senseless and idiotic comments. Where did you get that? Anyway, do you know anything about Mali at all? The only way corrupt leaders can be flushed out of goverment is Force which 'can' be achieved by a coup if the legislature is also made up of corrupt men. Who says nothing good can come out of the military? Abubakar is the reason we have democracy in Nigeria today. The soldiers has promised to conduct elections and return power to civilian so why not give them an iota of doubt at least.

Better!

How much is the grant ?

Idowuogbo: Woowzie i see my gals are letting dia ego get to them.

Cocoalario,Boneypako & Co stop bin PROUD!!!!

@OP

I see nothing wrong in begging my partner and the father of my kids,i mean a house divided cannot stand.Now watch d gals pounce on Badosky lolzzz!!! gals kick bck and relaXxxxx.For reals tho,begging ur partner is not a forbidden rule,it might actually stop something disastrous happening.Now dat said , wen i say beg, i dont mean beg till ur pubi-c hair starts going grey oo, beg wisely looolz! No i mean if u find yourself in a hole stop digging.

Thank you, ma. Well said! No wonder most ladies are not attractive to men. Pride goes before a fall. For me, i will be on my knees, beg my husband IF i am wrong. That doesn't mean i am a fool. Just doing the right thing.

mazaje: Not married. . . mustn't marry an atheist. . .don't say or pray at all. . .

Bro, this is serious o. If you marry somene you do not share thesame belief with, then you can not have a happy home. Most xtians/muslim won't marry atheist anyway. All the very best.

Are you married to an Atheist like you? If single, must you marry an Atheist like you? Do you say any prayer at all, maybe to some gods or something?