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Idowuogbo: ^Her lips got mould on it,i wud rada kiss a baboon

You need some non-tropical food.

Now, the story is getting dry.

sweetcocoa: Calm down,that babe is my bestie o and trust me she's all comedy,nothing here means anything to her so don't get it twisted,we all cool .

For out of the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks......

Obasanjo again!!!

sweetcocoa: .

Madam what's up na?why your blood dey boil na?

Paddy i had to laugh o cos that is just too funny,only if they knew you.

Sis, no be my fault. Na the Agbero girl wey just full everywhere for nairaland.

There must be another side to this story. The OP is hiding something from us. What exactly did you to your husband? The humilitaion is just too much for committing no crime.

valencia25: Hey don't frighten him, you can combine both "Waec/Neco".... Dat's what i used when i gained my admission back in 2009

Which school admitted you with Waec+ Neco?

Slight make up isn't bad..

Your husband is a dog. If the bastard gives birth to a girl, i believe your husband will marry a third wife just to get a male child. I am sorry for you. I hope God will take care of you cus you are in for a long thing...

Harbioollah: My patience is running out o..
Give me updates b4 i die of High Blood Pressure

Wetin be your own? Better face your study. Na Ibori sentence go boost your CGPA?

scopusng: Judge now how many years. Abeg e don dey read . hahahahaah
Ibori u go see wen today

Bro, are u in the court room?

Ibori's Father discovered crude oil in Nigeria...

gulfer: Thirty minutes more to SENTENCING and counting down............but there might be disappointment if high level compromises have been made.

Compromise? For where? This one no be nigeria o. The least he can get is 5yrs. Trust me....

odiaero: You are here crying about his grammer, and he is making his money being employed, and u are unemployed roaming around nairaland gossiping, i wonder if english is what u will eat, or english is ur birth language, tell messi to speak english too, nonsense

Tell him..

scopusng: John Fashanu has just been allowed into the court room by one of Ibori's lawyers

John Fashanu is also a thief?

abioila: PLEASE grow some sense for your own good.

What happened to your sense of humour? The guy was only trying to make us laugh.

hannie: Muda LAWAL

Thunder BALOGUN

Segun ODEGBAMI

Inua RIGOGO

Emmanuel OKALA

Etim ESIN

Adokiye AMAESIMAKA

Haruna ILERIKA

Humphrey EDOBOR

These were fantastic players that are being overlooked by current generation analysts in the analysis of the top Nigerian footie players ever!. . .

Did you read the topic at all?

baslone: I am not claiming to have it in my account but N4.2million is not a big deal!

Exactly!

Okija_juju: Cheap ass Nigerians!!

So you want to make DSTV pay as you go!! EVIL MEN!! You want to ruin them abi?!! You want to run them down!! Like someone pointed out, let them bring in pay-per-view, but NEWS FLASH!! You still need a valid subscription to even view a PAY-PER-VIEW station not to talk of the additional charge to view the station. . .

Why are Nigerians so cheap?! 10,000 Naira is less than 50 dollars per month. do you know that if DSTV were pay as you go, many decoders would be on only on Match days, Big Brother eviction saturdays, Naija sings and Idols eviction days and such. Which means some decoders would be on for only 3months in an entire year!! Do you think that the channels DSTV brings you are free to air?! Nigerians know how to suggest to others how to run their businesses and even try to bring in the government to strong arm these business owners into doing as they please. Have any of you cheap bastrads thought about how much it costs DSTV to operate in Nigeria?!! Do you know how much they pay in Taxes, T.V rights to N.C.C and co., Diesel for running their generators, insurances and salaries?! Abeg drex go far! If your money no reach DSTV, go buy strong!! Big boy is not by force.

Im tired of defending business owners. . . Next thing you will ask MTN to make calls 1kobo per second. . I am tired.

While you tried to pass out a good point, you were so rude. I hope mad people can find their way out of this forum. I didn't say you are mad! But u don't need to be rude! BTW, Nigerians are not cheap. Only few Nigerians, like you who think having a DSTV decoder makes them 'big boys' are cheap. @OP, no mind am. You think DSTV should be pay as you go but it is impossible. Juju's points are valid. Their business will collapse that way.

Eagle75: i don't think the smart card upgrade is for every DSTV customers, actually it is for any customer that received the text msg for the said exercise. I learnt they want to phase out some set of smart cards, basically it is a swap of card ie they collect ur old card and give you another card. The upgrading you are talking about here is merely a new soft ware download....it is on on the decoder and not the smart card pls be guided.

Really! This 'swap excercise' should have lasted more than 3 days before disenganging users with older card. Thanks for the info, sir.

topefisayo: The upgrade can be done manually without necessarily taking it to their office. Press Menu from the remote control, scroll down to information, press upgrade, press manual upgrade and it will upgrade itself. It will take about ten to fifteen minutes.

Thanks, Man. I have done the upgrade myself several time. I am just surprised that they are asking that one should bring the Smartcard to their office. Maybe the intended upgrade is different from we know..

Okija_juju: Well DSTV just gave your employed arse an ultimatum!!

You either get your scrunny arse to their office and queue up, or submerge your decoder in a bucket of water. Either ways, your bitc'hing aint gonna change shit. For everyone customer DSTV loses, 10 more subscribers join the network.

Hope you get the message. . .

I believe you are a DSTV staff trying to protect the interest of the company where youu manage to get your daily bread, at least. Don't worry, by the time you get sacked, you will get my own message. BTW, if you are not a DSTV staff, then you are a poo for coming up with those sentences.

scopusng: Foo.ls running ya mounth. Anyway, i don't have to listen to u guys. Just back from DSTV office for swapping and was issued a new card.

How does this relate to the topic? The fact that you are jobless enough to visit Dstv office on a Wednesday doesn't make others a fool!

idiagbon: Taking you for granted , how? Were you charged for the upgrade or what? I think the service they render is optional and not compulsory.

This OP has an anti- progress mentality. There are other options of course, our very-own advance HI TV. we are myopic people. We cry for FDI and yet discourage it.

On a final note OP, if you feel you re been taking for granted, start yours to compete with the players in that industry.

Did you go through my post very well? How do i sound anti-progressive? If you have ever been to Dstv office, you will understand me better. The number of staff at their customer service desk is quite small, hence causing a lot of queue, To resolve any issue, you will spend nothing less than 1hr, if you are lucky. Besides, the staff are so rude. Now they are sending a text message that we must come with our smart card directly to their office for an upgrade before the next three days. This is cruel to me. I can bet that the whole place will be crowded and one might not be able to achieve anything in a day. An upgrade can be done remotely once the decoder is on which has only been the case with DSTV but this new method which sounds like ' Come to our office for a system upgrade before the next three days unless your service will be disrupted' creates unneccessary tension. I called their office few minutes back to know the repercussion of not upgrading and the lady told me the decoder will not connect if the upgrade is not done within 3 days. How pathetic! Besides, why do MTN charge while 'a music is on' and one has not been connected to the Customer care operator at DSTV? Nija!

rafhell: keep blabbing while they keep making their money. na by force!!!

Your brain is blabbing!

rafhell: keep blabbing while they keep making their money. na by force!!!

Rude! Besides, what makes you think i am not making my own money too?

This message was sent to my husband's phone by Dstv: ''Dear Subscribers, your smatcard need an urgent upgrade before the next three days. Please come to our office with your smart card for a free upgrade. We have just three days to go''. What sort of rubbish is this? I will abandon my work to join a long queue in their office (as it used to be)for an upgrade? Can't it be done remotely? Why should it last for three days? Fire brigade approach! They are just unserious! No competition..

Omen100: shut up my friend, if you don't know anything just say you don't know, so that those who knows can show you the part way of knowing. which diligence are you talking about? ignorance is killing Nigerians faster than I thought. It was jonathan's wife "madam umblala" that was meant to be the deputy governor because she a powerful stakeholder of pdp and also a founding member of pdp in belyesa state, but instead she asked they to present her husband. Even till today, jonathan is not a grass-root member of pdp in that state.

Typical Poor Nigerian. Definitely, your upbringing was a sad one. Must you insult before you pass across your message? You've said 'Shut up, my dear friend' to two different people on this thread. Only you! Why are u so rude and agressive? Heredity? Anyway, back to the topic, if you think Jonathan's wife was the reason behind the President's success, fine. I hope you can also tell me why She thinks her husband is capable of being the Deputy Governor. BTW, a sitting president is not a grass root member of his party in his own state? I tire for you o!