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Datboredberry:
I'm still a virgin...

How old are you?

kadraxkyle:
Try cow girl and reverse cow girl and thank me later

I don't like it either.

DrFunmisticGlow:
This is a one minute man thread. Let me be going

Bring your sister or mom. Make we the test your hypothesis.

Datboredberry:
Simply worshipping a god from the middle east- That's mental slavery...

Worshipping that God, who was brought to you in the form of slavery (both Christianity and Islam)- That's worse than mental slavery...

Expecting these Arab gods to save your African soul and bless you, even though neither the quoran nor Bible not Torah ever mention Nigeria- That makes you irredeemable...

Hating on traditional worshippers who actually remained true to themselves, serving gods who look like them, speak their language- Thats, I can't even find the right words...

Being obsessed with these Arab gods, speaking in tongues and casing down invisible fires on your enemies or being a suicide bomber... While the Europeans who brought this religion to you have exploited your countries, used it to their advantage and moved on...and the Middle East also- I have nothing to type...

Christianity and Islam have ruined Africans sense of identity... Made them into self-loathing slaves... And given them hope in the Arab men in the sky...

The irony... Most Westerns aren't as religious as we are... The greatest scam... We had the lands, the gold, the oil...etc... They taught us to pray, and when we opened our eyes, we had only the Bible and Quran in our hands... They got everything...

Do you think we would have advanced as a nation without being colonised?
We for still dey do human sacrifice, twins to the evil forest, technology and shi.

Colonialism had it benefits

Wuminity:
Do you get my message?

If you don't gerrit, then forget abourit.

lol.
I be guy and i know what I'm talking about

Datboredberry:
Neither does Christianity... Nor Islam... They are worse...

When Africans were true to ourselves, we did so much...

Now, everyone withing for the damn Arabs to take away our problems and save our souls...

How is christianity and islam worse?
All na beliefs. Same thing innit?

Wuminity:
It doesn't have to be 1 second, it can last far than that, if the vibes choke.

All the hmmmn arrghhh na 1 second

WoundedLamb:
Yet you can't stop talking about it.

It's like food and water lol.

[quote author=Teeyin post=108391174][/quote]My dad and mom had sex and i was conceived. Tadah!

No 1 on my list is the horse riding thing. Where the lady gets on top and rides you. Shi is stressful asf and very straining on the dick.

I enjoy doggy alot and the missionary thingy.
You can add yours.

MindHacker9000:
I meant that when Israel does the invasion of the other nations and conquered these nations as God has commanded them to do, does it mean that no Israelite sinned, but when Israel gets invaded and are conqued then we are told it's because the Israelites have sinned and God allowed them to be invaded and conquered.

Abi ooooo. My philosophy doesn't go so well thr God of the bible. But i totally get you.
Another thing to consider is the fact before the slave trade and colonial times much of Africa's history is lost. There is still much to learn of our history. We didn't continue to develop ourselves. I laugh when people talk about Da vinci or Michelangelo. Seen some of the ivory sculptures benin people use to make, or the bronze and terracotta works of the ife people. This shows we had intelligence. We had a civilisation. The pyramid of giza still baffles the modern world.
We were caught unawares and we were completely looted.

samwash:
Stop having sex, learn to make love.

Love for naija?

jetwonder:
well! as for me Christ is the way, the truth and the life. that's what make me believer!!!

This is for you. In case you don't know. This is why you're a Christian.

All the toasting and whining for 1 second orgasm lol.

Bro you don knack am?
If no you are free.
If yes, ahhhh! Sorry ooo

habsydiamond:
Just reply her like this, if goat turned back, it will give back the curse to the owner.. Ti ewure ba bojuweyin a fepe felepe. Women with different tactics, she use that curse to make it look like u are accusing her wrongly whereas she don dey do am Tay Tay.. E better as u don wise early so that she won't bring another man's child to ur house claiming its urs.

Haha.

jetwonder:
it help me to answer your question correctly to your own understanding

I just replied I'm Agnostic. Shoot!

MindHacker9000:
Funny thing is that anytime Israel the chosen nation gets invaded we are told it's because they have sinned, so the question now is that no single Israelite sinned when Israel does the invitations?

I'm lost sorry. Didn't get the last part.

Kobojunkie:
Yes, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

Cool. I ain't got no qualms with anyone. I'm in a relationship with a believer and she is very much aware, doesn't try to convert me either.
The world can much better if we overlook irrelevances like beliefs.

Kobojunkie:
Ok

You a Christian?

Kobojunkie:
So, you were indoctrinated into the religion by those who had you?

Exactly. Became Atheist at age 7 after doing research on the bible. I'm now Agnostic.

jetwonder:
am not asking about family history, asking about what you believed on? e.g Buddha, Muslim, traditionalist, Christian etc

How does my belief affect your answer bro.

Kobojunkie:
Did you read all the way through the Gospels?

Assumibg you did, did you notice that the prominent trees in the garden were
▪︎The tree of knowledge of good and evil
▪︎ The tree of Life

Did you also notice that Jesus Christ came announcing His person as the Truth of which knowledge of good and evil is, and Life?

Yes i read the gospels too.
Found the letters of boring.

Thanks for correcting me. Whatever fruit they ate was not an apple as widely portrayed in illustrations.

MindHacker9000:
African traditional religions too did not help defend Africa from foreign religions.

Juju against guns? Bro are you kidding me.
Even Israel the so called chosen nation could not prevent invasion.
When a civilisation that is advanced meets another not so developed counterpart, they will surely prevail.

iramure:
Only very few will understand the motive behind the Introduction of religion to African
It is nothing but the biggest SCAM to Africa

Religion is nothing but a brainwashing tool used by invaders in their conquests. It's simple, accept Jesus or Allah or face the consequences.

jetwonder:
before I answer your Question, are you Christian?

Naija people sha. I ask you question you answer with another question. Are you scared of my question or you have no answer or faith in your religion?

I was born and brought up a Christian.
My mum is muslim. Satisfied?

jesusjnr2020:
The Gospels of Jesus.

Nice interesting read too.
Here's another addition to the facts.

The tree of life in the garden of eden was not an apple tree. I don't know where all these our church people get apple from in illustrations lol.

iramure:
Hello good people of Nigeria, please how can I handle this case.
A boy of 7 years behaves strangely though he has been like that since he was born through SC. We have been maintaining him with drugs for the past 6 years. He has been taken to different hospital, looking for solution to his mental challenge with huge amount of money spent but as it is, it seems no solution. He bites other children around, defecate and urinate anywhere he likes.and very hyperactive. The nearby school that has been helping me to keep him has now rejected him due to his abnormal behaviour after spending close to 20k monthly buying his drugs but now I am tired. I made enquiry about any school for his type but got the shocking of my life after hearing the cost of keeping him there.
Please anyone with any information about how I can handle the case.
Note. I don't have money again having spent all in have on him.
Thanks

What exactly is wrong with him?

jesusjnr2020:
Hmm...

What's your most favourite book bro?

jetwonder:
that is your own cup of tea!
the only book that trace the origin of man, (man was created by God).
the state of man. (sins)
the salvation of man ( Jesus Christ)

Let me ask you a simple question to test your intelligence.
Why are you a Christian?

Depends tho.
My advice....
Avoid girls in higher institution.
Avoid girls with no content upstairs.
Avoid girls who don't have a skill, trade or job.
If she constantly talks about her admirers or exes, run bro!

One girl don do, that 20 wey you dey run na ojukokoro.
Have many female friends as much as possible, no be every woman you go toast lol.