not worth reading *checks another thread*

very gagarious lady, i like her. soooooo weird lol

hoping will be preferable

is she not a human being?

does she not fart? defecate, have sex,??

dis post doesnt make sense

see teeth *shocked*

nufin is free in life^^

yeah she is . . .leave her alone, she is married!

Efe u can pack into my mansion

nice one yinka, mon gbadun jokes yi

crap!

the woman must be damn too scared , .

no wonder me and my babe dey clash unnecessarily . .always misunderstanding her lol

nope from fulfude

akpu and banga soup

u don already talk am

happy lysa'a day to y'all

u trust now

lol who be that gurl . . why she dey harass hin network??

lol omo u too much

i no be sabi sabi

lol wat da hell



tnks mon ami

still waitn for da pics dat will make my day

lol i say make u post joke u come dey lie for me

nice one

u try, one kuli kuli for u

na my neighbor

n 9ja,
We love 2 say things TWICE! x TWICE!!
Mago mago, Corner corner, Copy copy, Follow follow, Yama yama, Thief thief, Kalo kalo, Puff puff, Chin chin, Dun dun, Goody goody, Kuli kuli, Now now! Quick quick! Waka waka! Moi moi, Jedi jedi, Sharp sharp, Pata pata, Lapa lapa, Poto poto, fori fori, Tule tule, Yori yori, Tele tele, Gbomo gbomo, True true, Jeko jeko, Jaiye jaiye, Pana pana, Kia kia, mu mu, Shiki shiki, Borrow borrow, winchi winchi, bling bling, play play,lie lie, Fear fear, jaga jaga, today today, chop chop, pon pon Add your own and pass it on b4 e too late,make u no go sare kaba kaba! My own na Tom tom

wetin be ur own? share pls

public denial. , .too bad

Maths is like sex,
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY


so true

for real u did . , tnks

may God bless fashola. . .wish he will our president

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.

So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces.

The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired?"

--

buahahhhahaa lol , . and he will make it for real, herbal drugs are more effective than modern drugs

thumbs up emoluwa. . u just made my mawning

back in university days . . , we always have a party time tables be it wedding, birthday, anniversary , my friends and i attend whether we are given IV or not.

so gate crashing was a great hobby of mine