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Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed In Ikorodu Area Of Peace Estate, AGURA Today by nerodenero: 1:54pm On Jun 30, 2017
It's a crime worth committing and no penalties attached except the stomach of the consumers will sing with joygrincheesy
olu77:
Murdered in cold blood and I bet they won't give it proper burial. It will be buried in their stomach.
Crime › Re: Husband And Wife Declared Wanted For Absconding With Company's N5million. Photos by nerodenero: 9:04pm On Jun 29, 2017
Ananias and Sapphira!!! They have committed the crime, they should do the time. I believe there is a high probability that their children will be certified thieves
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Hosted By BBC World Service (Photos) by nerodenero:
I guess he is not saying 'ejen simi'gringrin. Dude had several missed calls but God has picked and his picking more of his calls. I just love his lyrics. Most of his songs evergreen.
Politics › Re: This 23 States Currently Owe Workers Salary...see List by nerodenero: 9:28am On Jun 29, 2017
beberebe:
SW are parasites.... Oyo, ekiti,Ogun,ondo and even OSUN are all represented....

But I thought this people say that they are economically viable than other region
Osun isn't on the list you provided. Take it easy bro. You too carry these people matter for head like galagrin
Crime › Re: Woman Cultist Bathes Co-tenant With Faeces, Strips Unclad To Escape Arrest by nerodenero: 7:10pm On Jun 28, 2017
A 28 - year - old jobless woman, Temitope Abiodun, who allegedly bathed her neighbour with faeces, was on Wednesday in Lagos released on a bail of N100,000.
That N100,000 for bail would have helped her in petty trading but na bail chop am. Again, who would commit that sum on an individual with questionable character? Any man wey marry this one, e marry one chance.
Crime › Re: Man Raises Alarm As 28-year-old Driver Absconds With His Car. Photos by nerodenero:
Anini's brother, wehdone Sirgrincheesy
Caustics:
he should leave it for the guy. isn't it ordinary toyota camry. If he can hire a driver to drive him around, it means he is a "big man"
Without committing any crime, the name 'Yusuf Uche Tobi' suggest scam. Wazobia kenan!!!
Travel › Re: Car Somersaults At Otedola Brigde, Berger, Lagos (photos) by nerodenero: 3:49pm On Jun 28, 2017
Sad!!!

Those three Babas on that bridge no get joy, always causing problemgrincheesy. Enough of the sacrificecheesy. No mind megrin
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Nnamdi Kanu's Influence Reducing Because Of His Utterances by nerodenero: 10:43pm On Jun 27, 2017
Serious punchlinesgrin. If Reno and FFK should read this, trust they'd come for your yanshgrin
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
I concur,

Nnamdi KANU did not use the right choice of word when describing ex President Goodluck Jonathan

GEJ wasn't an incompetent president.
Incompetent is too good a word.

GEJ was an abysmal failure of unquantifiable proportions.
He was a habitual drunkard who could not wear his own boxers without asking for permission from Northern leaders.

GEJ was so stupid that when he got Patience pregnant, she bore him an imbecilé
This last paragraph is a killer punch. Wickedness at its peak. It's TKO
Family › Re: Young Couple, Ibadan Prewedding by nerodenero: 9:27pm On Jun 27, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Why marry a woman after courting her for 9years.

The groom should have dumped the used-up cargo and looked for a direct Belgium woman to marry.

Well I doubt any new woman will agree for him considering how he looks like someone who signed an undertaking with 'sufferhead'



Na wa ooooo
OP I just pray their marriage will be better than your English.

Celebrities › Re: Your Terrible Looks Made My Niece Cry , Actor, Uche Maduagwu Slams Bobrisky by nerodenero: 9:15pm On Jun 27, 2017
Bobrisky will pass as a clown in circus. Such a 'demonically satanic' creaturegringrin. No mind my grammargrin.
Celebrities › Re: Your Terrible Looks Made My Niece Cry , Actor, Uche Maduagwu Slams Bobrisky by nerodenero: 9:14pm On Jun 27, 2017
The guy above wrote something. Relate it with his monicker and you'd agree with me the dude means a every letter in the word hypocrite.
Crime › Re: Man Exchanges Boy For 3 Bags Of Rice In Lagos by nerodenero: 12:07pm On Jun 27, 2017
Oladimejyy:
That man is an igbo man.
Quote me and die while eating
You are a bigot!
Politics › Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Vs Nnamdi Kanu: Sarowiwa Was Intelligent - Gen. Akinrinade by nerodenero: 10:52am On Jun 26, 2017
Saro Wiwa's agitation was during the military regime, the reason he was killed. If it was still military regime, Nnamdi Kanu would have been killed too.
Agumbankembu:
One went with textbook intellince, one is brash and says it as it is.
Saro is dead, Kanu is alive.
Politics › Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Vs Nnamdi Kanu: Sarowiwa Was Intelligent - Gen. Akinrinade by nerodenero: 10:44am On Jun 26, 2017
Nwankwo Kanu is a Nigerian and Nnamdi Kanu is a Biafrangrincheesy.
AlienRobot:
Seriously speaking and without missing words, I think Nwankwo Kanu is more popular than this kanu they keep ranting about
The truth is we need to restructure this country to prevent further agitations. If we don't, Nigeria will definitely split.
Politics › Re: Biafra: I Am Opposed To Sessesion- Fayose by nerodenero: 9:49am On Jun 26, 2017
It is definitely a wrong time to be the President of Nigeria. This was caused by Bubu who despite his noise over the years was never prepared.

PYO was never a politician until two years ago when he became Vice President,so it's safe to say our dear Acting President is still learning on the job.

Whichever way, October 1 isn't far and to pacify the Igbos, a promise of Igbo President in 2019 will be alright unfortunately the North will still kick.

Osinbajo, I no envy your job. Na only God fit helep you.
igbodefender:
The amount of pressure Osinbajo is facing currently, it's like he is being drawn in every direction. If he invites Kanu, some powerful interests will kick. If he doesn't the Nnamdi Kanu movement will kick, and when they kick, it causes real shock all over. What will/can this (Osinbajo) man do?
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Linda Ikeji Stuns As She Covers Sunday's Thisday Style Magazine by nerodenero: 2:25pm On Jun 25, 2017
If beauty can get you a husband, I bet no ugly babe will ever get married. Alas, the beautiful ones are struggling and the supposed ugly ones go to the alter every saturday.

The truth is marriage is not a do-or-die thing and is not meant for everybody.

Celebrating everybody that's keeping hope alive.
Crime › Re: Family House Where Evans’ Wife Lived Before She Got Married (photo) by nerodenero: 6:50am On Jun 25, 2017
He urged government not to take those begging for leniency for Evans serious, arguing that kidnappers are wicked people who must pay for their crime.
I just wonder why people were asking for his release. If you were kidnapped, tortured and paid heavily for your own freedom, will you plead that the criminal be released?
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Big, Bold & Beautiful Lady And Her Man by nerodenero: 8:47pm On Jun 24, 2017
I bet the dude will gladly ignore any request that he carries the bridecheesycheesy.

Happy married life to them and I pray that smiles last forever.
Celebrities › Re: Messi At 30: The Legend In Numbers (pix)! by nerodenero: 8:39pm On Jun 24, 2017
Respect is in order for a true legend of the game.

If you are lover of good football then you should love the midget.

Just imagine Cr7 and Messi in the same team!!!
Celebrities › Re: Why I Played Strong Sex Scenes In My Latest Film — Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by nerodenero: 4:30pm On Jun 24, 2017
Will you say you have the best husband and you understand the nature of his work when he screws other women in the line of duty?
sexybbstar:
Weldone ma.... The best man a good lady needs is a man who understands
Politics › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: Are You A Lagos State Minister? Senate Lambast Fashola by nerodenero: 2:43pm On Jun 24, 2017
beberebe:
Afonjas are highly tribalistic.... they are not needed at the federal level...
Name an ethnic group in Nigeria that's free from ethnic bigotry with facts? You have about 10 submissions on this thread, SW don do you strong thingcheesycheesy.
Politics › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: Are You A Lagos State Minister? Senate Lambast Fashola by nerodenero:
Like Buhari, like BRF. Both of them should resign.

Buhari was never prepared to be president and BRF, simply overwhelmed by the huge responsibility.

The Senator should shut his stinking gutter. Are they all not the same? When it doesn't favour them, they use ethnic bigotry and religion. When it favours them, they either keep quiet or shout 'One Nigeria'.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Played Strong Sex Scenes In My Latest Film — Omotola Jalade-ekeinde by nerodenero: 1:51pm On Jun 24, 2017
With the sex scenes, trust the movie to blow like a bomb. Sex sells very fast.
Having said that, marrying my friend, a very wonderful, powerful man, who is confident of himself, has helped me. It has allowed me have that stability and be able to go out and fly.
I don't think I'll ever be powerful enough to look the other way when other men screw my wife all in the name of acting a movie.Call me powerless in this regard and I'll celebrate yougrincheesy. I doff my cap for your hubby but me no fit.
Education › Re: Two Sisters Graduate As Medical Doctors (Photos) by nerodenero: 7:53am On Jun 24, 2017
Immature NCAN from the two rivals won't like this. Atleast, Aboki.s would be celebratedcheesy.

Congratulations to the new Dokitas!
Celebrities › Re: Segun Wire Blasts Falz On Instagram. (see Fans Reactions) by nerodenero:
Falz, we know, who is Segun Wire? I no even wan know sef!!!

Morals has gone to the trashcan and caution thrown to the wind.

So much abnormalities and we have forgotten the right things. Sigh!
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari, IRT Police Team In Disarray Over Igp Promotion After Evans’ Arrest by nerodenero:
They say success have many friends but majority of the people who celebrate with you at that point aren't happy you are successful. Such is the case of these gallant officers.

In particular, Abba Kyari needs to watch his back. He's in the midst of wolves and he needs to be smart lest they donate him to the enemies.

I remember the much celebrated Col. Muh'd Ali who liberated Baga town from the grip of Bokoharam. His crew were later ambushed and he was killed in the attacks. Many are not simply happy that you succeed.
Family › Re: When A Father Becomes A Witch, See His Family As Enemies.what Can A Child Do? by nerodenero: 11:16am On Jun 22, 2017
Are you very sure he is your father?

If yes, he is the black-sheep of the family.

My take: manage him and his attitude until you guys can fend for yourselves and your mum. By then he is OYO.
Celebrities › Re: Dencia And Uche Maduagwu Fight Each Other On Instagram Over Biafra by nerodenero: 9:45am On Jun 22, 2017
Uche 1-0 Denciagrin
Education › Re: Burn Survivor Celebrates The End Of Her Degree Exams (Photos) by nerodenero: 8:58am On Jun 22, 2017
She is bold and happy. Nobody can make you happy except you.

She loves herself and looks. There is nobody that can love her and the looks more than herself.

With the above going for her, the sky is the starting point.

Congratulations!
Sports › Re: If You're A True Soccer Fan,who Is This Player? by nerodenero: 5:44pm On Jun 20, 2017
It is neither Messi nor Ronaldo. I am a true soccer fan. I know Messi when I see him and Ronaldo too.

Imagine having Messi and Ronaldo in your team, other club sides go suffer. Imagine a combined skills of both in one!!! grincheesycheesy
Crime › Re: Abba Kyari: 'How I Arrested Evans, An Intelligent Criminal With A Very Sound IQ' by nerodenero: 12:41pm On Jun 20, 2017
Flexherbal:
For 10 years!


“We have been following him, through intelligence gathering and surveillance, but we have always lost him. He is a very intelligent criminal with a very sound IQ, I must tell you,” he said.
Imagine Evans as a Police Officer with all these qualities!!! Abba Kyari had to wait this long to outsmart him.

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