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Politics › Re: Youths Plan Nationwide Protest Over Rising Fuel Prices, Scarcity by NessFortunate: 11:50pm On Nov 12, 2022

PlayMaker14:
Same yoots that called GEJ unprintable names when the price was N85?

Same yoots that made a mockery coffin of GEJ when a dollar was N216 under the administration of GEJ?

Same yoots that voted massively for the Kunú guzzling drunkard called Buhari ignoring all warnings?

Na now their eyes don open?

Give them Ewedu now, and you'll see them misbehaving, and throwing their support for the urinating machine called Tinubu.

Una Mumu never do... Am talking about those Yoruba Muslims.... Make una use this same energy to vote Peter Obi.

funny enough, these youths we still vote Tinubu. It is appalling that we allows emotions to take the best of us. Imagine how can someone boldly say "i will continue from where Buhari Stops" that's like threatning my life. #SMH

Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Now Shamelessly Into Hookup by NessFortunate: 11:42pm On Nov 12, 2022

Blessedmercy8:
Some girls are now into hookup just because of money they can earn doing an honest job. SMH..

If I talk now, they'll say I should mind my business.

Watch Video: https://fb.watch/gLvQQzdvbc/

if the hook up is done in a safe place, you always ensure you are protected faithful to your contraceptives. It!s fine by me, but going away going on trips mehn thats too risky. Bottom line do hook up with sense... Do hook up for your state. Don't be shy about, lastly if you are in a relationship what ever that means hook up is not for you. Hook up is for single folks. Don't engage in hook up and keep telling guys you are single, my dear you are not single. You are a cheerful giver and God loves a cheerful giver! Be like my pen ink done finish... *winks

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Politics › Re: Zanele Sifuba Accuses Governor Douye Diri Of Leaking Her Sex Tape by NessFortunate: 12:20am On Nov 12, 2022

dre11:
Top South African Lawmaker, Zanele Sifuba Accuses Nigerian Governor, Douye Diri Of Leaking Her Sex Tape, Describes Him As Her Lover

https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/11/top-south-african-lawmaker-zanele-sifuba-accuses-nigerian-governor-douye-diri-leaking

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7424319/nigerian-accused-releasing-sextape-zanele

in Lai Mohammed voice and cap this is falk news. Gov Diri? Come on. Cut him a slack. When sweet 16teens full every where. Smh.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Vote Who They Like From Whichever Party - Buhari by NessFortunate: 12:58am On Nov 11, 2022

Fortruth:
where is this fake buhari

Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Vote Who They Like From Whichever Party - Buhari by NessFortunate: 12:57am On Nov 11, 2022

Fortruth:
where is this fake buhari

laughable how same people that tagged Buhari deaad, gave him name like Jubril called him an impostor are now begging him to allow Peter obi win. Lmao forgetting emotions doesn't win election. Obedient hypocrites. You guys you guys should create another country for Peter Obi not my beloved ''Zoo'' #SMH

Politics › Re: I Am Very Sorry: Ortom Apologises Over "To Hell With Any Fulani Man" Comment by NessFortunate: 12:55am On Nov 10, 2022

Ireportlive:

That statement was totally uncalled for.... The stupid Zombidiots that were masturbating over the comments forgot that their VP is a Fulani man from Muritania

Yes many Normadic Mbororo Herdsmen are evil murderers, that doesn't mean all Fulani must be cancelled for the evil of few

Ortom knows how to get votes and win election using tribal sentiments and insecurity

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you know, too much toxicity alters the brain. They easily forget that an insult on any fulani or muslim hits back to Datti. Among the three top Vp candidates only Datti that isn't address as H.E That to show you that politically he still has a long way to. Ortom apologizing is good at least he did so plus-minus 24hours later. Thank God Atiku has move on. G5 can keep acting like undecided folks. Na dem sabi.

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Obidients Are More Suited For Terrorism Than Politics by NessFortunate: 4:52am On Nov 09, 2022

beerfraud:
https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1589942695044485121

Reno you forgot to add that, they were same people calling Nigeria a zoo yet they are pushing Peter to be president of a zoo. Na hypocrisy go k!ll una. NKITAS.

Romance › Re: The Girl Im Dating Is Into Hookup by NessFortunate: 1:01am On Nov 08, 2022

Despite that she is working and the little time she has, she spent it at my place she still got time to be meeting and sleeping with random men for

single guys like us get rest of mind... Join us. Life is too stressful don't turn mumu because of pvssy. Wise up.

Webmasters › Re: Twitter Rolls Out New $8 Subscriptions Offering Verification by NessFortunate: 12:51am On Nov 08, 2022

dazzlingd:
The problem is scammers that will start impersonating celebrities

true that, Elon Musk tweeted about it too. There is always a way to stop the bad guys. Bio datas are unique and distinctive... Biomentric and international passports could come in like its done on IG.

Webmasters › Re: Twitter Rolls Out New $8 Subscriptions Offering Verification by NessFortunate: 1:03am On Nov 06, 2022

PlayMaker14:
I love Elon Musk and how he overhauled the useless way some people gets verified before now.

Some proud fools do feel like gods amongst men because of that blue tick especially some of our Nigerian celebrities.

i said similar thing on twitter few days ago. Some celebs parades themselves as demi god, like human with 2 heads just because brands endorsement and media publication aided them verification. If they can't pay let them leave it for some of us that can. *winks

Politics › Re: If You Are Hungry, Go To The Farm - President Buhari Tells Nigerians by NessFortunate: 1:29am On Nov 05, 2022

madridguy:
Majority of Buhari's critics are functional illiterates. They lack knowledge and understanding. Buhari has done so much with the little money we have.

President Muhammadu Buhari has declared that Nigerians have no reason to complain that they are hungry.

His words: “Since we have farm land and God has blessed us with rain, what reason does a Nigerian have to say he’s hungry? If you are hungry, go to the farm.”

Thank you Sai Baba.

in as much there is some truth in what Baba said, with the bandits cum killer herdsmen issues you will agree with me that farming is not longer a thing of joy, most farming communities like in Benue, most farm lands have been neglected, taking over by terroists, number of farmers killed or kidnapped is alarming. Truth farming is good indeed, fairly lucrative but when there is an endless insecurity what do the people do? Remember you can't take a knife to a gun fight.

Politics › Re: Gov. Diri Orders Arrest Of APC Secretary In Bayelsa, Keyamo Demands Release by NessFortunate: 1:19am On Nov 05, 2022

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

https://politicsnigeria.com/just-in-gov-diri-orders-arrest-of-apc-secretary-in-bayelsa-keyamo-demands-release/

Diri should release or better press charges if he feels that an incitement, libelous or slanderous offense was committed by the young man. Haven said that, why is this Keyama not demanding the release of Kanu? Who is he to tell a governor what to do when his principal is not doing same, when last did Buhari obey any court order locally and other wise? Keyamo the hypocrite. Orzuor.

Politics › Re: Rivers: Court Sacks 3 LP House Of Reps Candidates. Labour Party Reacts by NessFortunate: 1:12am On Nov 05, 2022

politicoNG:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/11/04/court-sacks-3-labour-party-candidates-in-rivers/%3famp=1

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02BAtN86QQf9iviGMkKrBVZatS83ajDq2GsVCiKM64YvH9Hz7GEjQYsoKkjEmHXcrtl&id=101996748550541

because it affect LP Now Wike is now an emperor? Same Wike you clowns were hailing to deal with Atiku and PDP. When PETER OBI Was visiting him here and there, Wike was a nice guy abi? Na hypocrisy go k!ll una. Carry go Wike.

Politics › Re: Billions Of Naira Stashed In Wike, Ganduje, Matawalle's Home - Sahara Reporters by NessFortunate: 1:07am On Nov 05, 2022

SATANICALLY666:
EXCLUSIVE: Billions Of Naira Cash Stashed In Abuja, Kano, Port Harcourt Homes Of Nigerian Governors Wike, Ganduje, Matawalle Uncovered By Anti-Graft Agency, EFCC

Multiple sources on Friday identified the governors as Nyesom Wike of Rivers State, Bello Matawalle of Zamfara State and Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State, in exclusive interviews with SaharaReporters.

https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/04/exclusive-billions-naira-cash-stashed-abuja-kano-port-harcourt-homes-nigerian-governors

God let this be true and let Wike be involve. He go too sweet. After the melo drama cum media rants Wike go get sense. Accusing Ayu of corruption now it seems EFCC may have evidence of you being corrupt too. Is kamar not interesting? #SMH

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Celebrities › Hushpuppi Get His Sentence!!! � by NessFortunate(op): 12:22pm On Nov 04, 2022

A popular Nigerian socialite and internet sensation, Ramon Abbas, better known as Hushpuppi has been sentenced to 11 years in jail by the United States Central District Court in California over fraud and money laundering.

He will however spend only nine years in prison as he has already spent two years in prison in the US.

Hushpuppi was in June 2020 arrested in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates, over an extensive fraud scheme that has robbed victims of their money in the U.S, Qatar, the United Kingdom, and other places.

He was then extracted to the United States where he was charged with fraud and money laundering. He pleaded guilty to conspiracy to engage in money laundering with multiple people within and outside the US to ladder the proceedings.

The socialite however bagged only 11 years in prison after he appealed to US Judge Otis Wright to temper justice with mercy and a lighter jail term after scoring high in cleaning activities while in prison.

Note that Hushpuppi’s Instagram page, which has 2.8 million followers, has vanished from the image-sharing platform. It is however unclear whether it was officially removed from Instagram or if the page was temporarily disabled by someone with access to it.

https://techdigest.ng/hushpuppi-sentenced-years/

Politics › Re: Doguwa Goes Berserk Again, Assaults Another Party Leader, Threatens Ex-SSG by NessFortunate: 12:20am On Nov 03, 2022

dre11:
House Majority Leader Doguwa goes berserk in Kano, assaults another party leader, threatens ex-SSG

https://dailynigerian.com/house-majority-leader-doguwaa/

Previous thread:
Doguwa Attacks Murtala Garo At Kano APC Meeting

"Punchlines not humans" wait for his side of the story. He will definitely deny it all. *SMH

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet, Christian Shola Vows To Bring Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Back To Life by NessFortunate: 1:13am On Nov 02, 2022

But in a tweet on Tuesday, Prophet Christian Shola said if the bereaved family can bring their dead child to "Solution Ground" within 21 hour

don't ridicule God. The dead don't need love only the living. Pastor go to the hospital pay for the sicks guess there are lots of destiny children out there. Stop this clout chasery it's tasteless okay.

Politics › Re: Terror Threat: National Assembly Commences Stop And Search by NessFortunate: 1:05am On Nov 01, 2022

NwaNimo1:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/10/31/terror-threat-national-assembly-commences-stop-and-search/

yes our NASS members Are very important and unique we can't afford to lose any one of them to any act terrorism because of the people's orientated laws they have been enacting cum creating. Laws that have transformed Nigeria from a Developing to a Developed country free of corruptions and other kinds of bad governance features. I would suggest as a matter of urgency that the biggest POLICE AND ARMY BARRACKS Be built within the NASS Complex..To ensure total safest of Our NASS MEMBERS since it is obvious that they are the ones that have Lifes the rest of us don't we can afford to lose it and get it back.
#SMH

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Politics › Re: 2023: Osinbajo Support Movement Rejects Tinubu's Comment On Forgiveness by NessFortunate(op): 1:19am On Oct 30, 2022

lexy2014:
Theraregem1, can you pls confirm this story?

thats for Daily Trust management not me. They are my source apparently.

Politics › Re: Gumi Rejects Naira Redesign, Describes It As Economic Suicide by NessFortunate: 1:17am On Oct 30, 2022

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/gumi-rejects-naira-redesign-describes-it-as-economic-suicide

Gumi always generous with his ADVISE. Such an eloquent dude. A failed government whose administration is at palpable demise is bringing up rat race and tasteless policy just to prove a point... Shameful what we expected is the redesigning of the Constitution, redesigning of the Rule of Law, redesigning of the ditchotomy in the Federal Character as it where... Not this baseless move. Thank God that #AtikuisComing

Crime › Re: Police Officer Extorts Man Of ₦‎20k In Lagos, He Claims It's ₦‎50k by NessFortunate: 1:45am On Oct 28, 2022

nlfpmod:
By SP Benjamin Hundeyin:

https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1585571408049995776

Papa did nothing wrong, deprieving him the 20k the pains and anguish should incur interest. If na me na 200k i go talk. He collect my money or not? Some police are so dubious to the extent of extorting old men old enough to be their Grandpa. smh.

Politics › Re: Urhobo Nation Won't Vote Contract Racketeer, Rent Seeker -Mayor Blasts Omo Agege by NessFortunate: 1:39am On Oct 28, 2022

Johnrake69:
Nigeria is in deep shit. Look at the way they award contracts to themselves aside from their over bloated emoluments.

And mad people will come out to defend these criminal elements. Nigeria is simply a crime scene.

Truth is we are fvcked... They are cashing out with our common patrimony yet we still smiling when they throw scrums and reminants for us we forget our predicaments, starts fighting ourselves while eating like clowns. I am gutted.

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Politics › Re: Ondo PDP Inaugurates 533-man Presidential Campaign Council For Atiku by NessFortunate: 1:28am On Oct 28, 2022

Maxymilliano:
Mimiko can continue his romance with Wike.

Atiku Abubakar is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. We move!

no cap Mimiko would soon be irrelevant politically like his Brother in Osun state RAF. An OG Like Mimiko allowing a new bee like Wike toss him around. Well it is shameful. With or without THEM Atiku would Triumph Isha allah.

Politics › Re: Ondo PDP Inaugurates 533-man Presidential Campaign Council For Atiku by NessFortunate: 1:24am On Oct 28, 2022

longetivity:
Atiku won't smell Aso rock

definitely he wouldn't becuse Aso rock doesn't smell.. Presidency is sure for PDP Okay. Your hate is inconsequential. #AtikuisComing

Politics › 2023: Osinbajo Support Movement Rejects Tinubu's Comment On Forgiveness by NessFortunate(op): 10:16pm On Oct 27, 2022

The Osinbajo Support Movement (OSM) has described as insulting, the comment of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, Presidential Candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), that he has forgiven Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo.

While addressing a Kano group that backed Osinbajo’s presidential aspiration in the buildup to the May presidential primaries of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Tinubu had said he did not have anything against the vice president.

I have nothing against him. I have been to his house after the primaries. I saw him on the day of the goodwill message [at] the retreat organised by the president. And a man who forgives, a man who asks for forgiveness from Allah fully deserves forgiveness. If you cannot give forgiveness, how are you asking from Allah? To me, it is over,” Tinubu had said.

But responding in a statement on Thursday, the group said while there is room for political realignment, any talk of forgiveness between Osinbajo and Tinubu is both an insult and a provocation.

The group said this in a statement signed by its national coordinator, Mr Liberty Badmus.

“While the OSM welcomes the need for the APC flagbearer and other presidential aspirants to come together, the group rejects the use of the word “forgiveness” and the implications attached to it.”

“We note just like the flagbearer stated that both the VP and himself have met at least twice since after the primaries, any attempt to take a revisionist perspective by insinuating that an offence had been committed because a sitting VP decided to run for the Office of President is an unmitigated insult, completely unnecessary and such narratives ought to be totally discouraged.

“We recall that a meeting of APC Elders in the Southwest ahead of the primaries where the aspirants had resolved the issue concluding that all the aspirants had the right to contest. It is the spirit of that meeting that should be maintained not a derogatory effort which undercuts the solidarity required to take both the flagbearer and the aspirants including the VP forward,” the statement read.

The group said support of everyone was appreciated and their new political choice is respected, but will not accept a situation where every group or individuals in the Vice President’s camp will be forced and classified “into this agenda”.

“Everyone who supported the Vice President has the right to support whoever they wish after the primary, and Vice President Osinbajo has made it clear that people are free to support the party’s candidate but no one should however ridicule us and our principal by going to beg for forgiveness, Nigeria runs a democratic democracy, and approves anyone within the legal ambit of our laws (constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the APC constitution) to seek to be elected for President and other elective offices as so desired.

“For the umpteenth time, we state that His Excellency, the Vice President has not committed any crime or offended anyone by seeking to serve his country in the capacity of President.”

https://l.?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdailytrust.com%2Fsaying-osinbajo-is-forgiven-by-tinubu-is-an-insult-group&h=AT1pdx5NPWyFvbs5IV6m0e4lpyi8mEVC9MqEi3CJufcd49Nb7XFQ_7NC28ivO4Jb-9UBqZ7CACP2MpRmWPba95w4PfnIbHuJm2D45-__x-niknR-Bttk0rK1CLU2SlvRFksSTd65Ag

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Family › Re: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by NessFortunate: 1:04am On Oct 27, 2022

Moh247:

Oga no bastard in marriage joor

The woman you paid bride price on and the children from such marriage are yours

You paid for all expenses during pregnancy, paid for school fees and upkeep from your hard earned money

If anybody tells you nonsense or come to claim your Son kill him with matchet and claim he is a kidnapper

Tell your wife you know the truth and if she ever dare tell anyone she's dead

Your wife gives you happiness and joy and also sacrifice for you... Don't let anyone or anything steal your joy

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Nan so. Na the man get everything. Make him just chill na when the other man come around make him drill am. Sleeping with a married is a taboo. It has consequences too. SMH.

Politics › Re: Oseni Rufai: We Eagerly Await Bola Tinubu To Show Up For Interview by NessFortunate: 12:57am On Oct 27, 2022

fredoooooo:
Peter Rufai or who is that ?
Interview with an opposition tv station ... Tinubu will do what's good for Tinubu and Nigeria ,he's not here to please some certain bush babies or cry babies, invite your lying machine , he's always there for you

opposition indeed. Truth is you can't take away or hide from the media in an electioneering period. Others have gone fumbled or humbled at least they didn't shy away. Tinubu owning a media house means he knows the importants. Make baba show up we want to hear from him. #smile

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Education › Re: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by NessFortunate: 12:46am On Oct 27, 2022

Registrar/Secretary to Senate TO: President of SUG, All Students

Ban on Indecent Dressing by Students on Camp

I am directed to inform you that Senate has banned indecent dressing by students on campus with immediate effect.

I am further directed to Inform you that this ban is sequel to a memo presented by the Committee of Provost and Deans and considered by Senate at its 291st Regular Meeting held on Thursday, 29th September, 2022.

By this ban, it Is now prohibited for any student to dress the following way on campus:

1. Wearing of "spaghetti gown" by female students.

2. Wearing of short skirt above the knees by female students.

3. Colouring of hair by both male and female students.

4. Sagging of trousers by both male and female students

5. Wearing of earrings by male students and [b]nose rings by female studen

laudable making sense till the tattoo part. What happened to those with tattoo(s)? Will they be expel? *Thinking

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Court Of Appeal Clarifies "Transfer Of Justices" by NessFortunate: 1:00am On Oct 26, 2022

tayiwi:
Spot On

APC must be voted out at all cost

yes they have to go back to the opposition seat. They haven't learnt lessons. They failed us in all sense of good governance. 2023 any other party but APC.

Food › Re: See The Food Items I Got With ₦‎650 In Birnin Kebbi (Photos) by NessFortunate: 12:52am On Oct 26, 2022

eazyduzit:
Food stuffs are very cheap in the North,I went to the Market yester evening and bought Pork meat of #500 to prepare my Sunday stew,I was awesomely surprised the amount of meat given to me,I bought tomatoes #200 from a Fulani woman and pepper #100 on Friday.Infact I prepared a sumptuous pot of stew with #1100 for my Sunday rice.
North and cheap food stuff be like Barcelona and Real Madrid.

wow hearing this gives hope to we in the South. If security can be improve on, herders and farmers clash resolved. I strongly food stuffs would be "cheap" as for your word play.
barca and real madrid doesn't denote or conote 5&6.

North and cheap food be like Ramos and Pique (5&6)... Think this better. *winks

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Infiltrators Working As Tailors, Mechanics, Carpenters In Abuja by NessFortunate: 12:41am On Oct 26, 2022

nedekid:
Them full akowonjo roundabout, all the way to Egbeda.

them full everywhere i swear. Edo state be like the head quarter for south south. From gardener, labourers, okada rider, brick layers, cab drivers, scanvengers, wheel barrow pushers. It is a long list them don even plenty indigines of Edo state. Smh.

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