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WOW. This gurl (Goldie) is tall o. I didnt know that before.

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vanstanzy: The judge should be arrested, prosecuted and hanged.

My guy, you dey provoke o. You don pass sentence already before judgement. hahaha.
Nor mind me abeg. That judge na Hediot. Even me, I sabi Law pass am sef (upon say I no go Law School sef)

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Funny thread.

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Nice Thread

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What a coincidence. I just came out from Firstbank's training for Mobile money Agents here in PH. I think Mobile Money is the way to go. Embrace it now.

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Honestly, I thought this man had been killed since. What are they waiting for?

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Another nice thread.

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I've been using this application since June last year, but I still prefer the Office 2010.

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To the person who put this up, May God bless you.

If you continue in this manner, you might eventually succeed in 'RE-BRANDING' NAIRALAND from an online forum where Nigerians feel free exchanging bitter words between their tribes to one where we can actually share knowledge and promote our uniqueness as Nigerians. I'm tired of seeing e-fights between Igbos and Yorubas on Nairaland, ACN & PDP.

To the mods also, kudos for spotting this thread and bringing it to the fore-front. More of this please.

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Poster, I'm sorry to burst your bubble. These things you listed here will never make a girl stay with you. Search through the archives of Nairaland, there's a thread created by one TAI2 on "HOW TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OVER WOMEN". I swear that guy is a living legend.

Read that epistle (though it's a long one - but the guy is good with words, narration and his experiences with women succinctly demonstrate how to treat a lady in a way that she'd have to think several times before leaving you). I'm sorry, but what you've put up here does not even attract women - instead they'll see you as a wimp.

Ok. Here's the link to TAI2's thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

To all the men on this thread, please study this thread and be wiser.

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I like this. This is a noble development.

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Guys never learn.

I bet you that this girl will still have a wild sex romp on his grave, spit on it and move on.

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The keyword here is 'MARKETING'. Although, I don't like what some developers are doing, I think the best way to beat them is to market ourselves better.

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This story is true. I was there on 1st January at Hotel Presidential. From the reaction of everybody there, it was obvious that we were all eagerly expecting Iyanya. But he failed to show up.

The same thing happened on 25 December 2012 at Crack ya Ribs (Julius Agwu's show) at Aztech Arcum, PH. We waited for Iyanya, but him no show. I don't know how they managed to fly in MI (at such short notice) that evening to entertain us. It appears that he (Iyanya) has an attitude of not keeping up to his promises.

Anybody who is close to this Kekuere boy should advise him o. If he continues like this, he is headed for the rocks.

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who give Jim Iyke dis kidn Haircut? And the sister own sef - that one na peacock behind o.

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58 minutes.

No Yellow Card yet. No Red Card yet. Manchester United is winning. Next thing na, some folks will say Manchester United 'waylaid and robbed' them of their 3 points.
If I hear fim again (especially all those Che;ski fans), una go know who I be.

Man Utd forever!

MAN UTD go kill these people o.

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caukerzee: These MTN users sef. I can relate your behavior to someone who goes to attack another person and yet is crying and complaining that the person is he went to attack is beating him. I had problems with MTN, i simply opted to use the services of another network. Quit complaing and do the same. Una too dey make noise. Abi MTN na d only network?

Guy, it's not that easy o. Imagine me calling my (over 1000) contacts to give them the new phone number. that's why we appear to be prisoners in MTN's guardroom.

I can't wait for this Number Portability scheme from NCC to kick off next. Etisalat, here I come!

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I'm in Port Harcourt (D-Line to be precise). Since yesterday, I've been unable to make calls/text messages with my phone. Even to check my account balance sef - dat one na WAEC.

Anyway, MTN just posted on their Facebook page that they have rectified the problem. They say someone cut their OPTIC-FIBRE cables.

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Detonator-rex:
Don't you think that's murder?you have prayed for an enemy(who ofcourse is a sinner) to die..they may eventually die and go to hell.but is that God's plan for us?ask yourself.

Just last week (as I came back to PH from Lagos), I heard the sad story of a 22 year old boy who has bewitched and killed in my compound. He is the only son in a family of about 5 girls. His uncles had openly boasted that they would get rid of him, so his father would no longer have a heir to replace him. They reckoned that if that happened, they would just wait for the boy's father (who is from my estimate over 65 years) to die, so they take his own portion of their family land, since he would have no son to replace him.

I also heard they were seriously fighting and haggling over their Family Land and ..ish. The boy has been having terrible spiritual and physical attacks. Many times, he fell sick and experienced doctors could not diagnose anything wrong with him. Time will fail me to narrate the terrible ordeal this lad had to go through.

I was shocked to hear when I came back to PH just last week that the boy had crossed the narrow sea.

If you were that boy, would you pray against your 'Enemies' or not?

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The only type of Enemy I would fervently pray against are those who openly want to snuff Life out of me - maybe physically or spiritually. If you don't have such ulterior motives against me, then I can overlook you.

But if you have the slightest thought of planning anything evil against me (whether physically or Spiritually), bros, I'll pray fervently, ferociously for you to kick the damn dirty bucket.

It may not be scriptural, but that's my belief. Make una no vex.

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I just saw this on Facebook now. Such a pity.

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the fear of HELL. IF I can just find my self in HEAVEN, I'll be the happiest person. In fact, I may not even demand for any Mansion, just let me enter there.

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The position of the Ndigbo is perfect. This tribal war is totally out of place. This is one of the reasons I avoid the political section of this Nairaland. I think we should put pressure on the National Assembly to ensure that they this Ndigbo Recommendation is carried out. Let's stop this Tribal War here. It ain't helping us at all.



PS: This guy called Demdem is one of the few persons who I really have respect for on this forum. I have never seen him throw tantrums at other people 'cos of their tribe.

Although he seems to be one of GEJ's frontline haters, (which I think he takes too far sometimes ), he's articulate in thoughts. Oga, I hail o.


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Nice. Good to learn.

thanks for these tips.

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Learning fast here.

Yes, I starch my clothes. Don't see any reason why I shouldn't.

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I believe that there is Heaven and Hell. I'm sorry for you if you don't.

Nigeria we hail thee

thanks for this write-up.