where is SANTANA in this list?

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such a fine damsel.....see how they've brainwashed you. so you now want to take your own life?

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sorry to announce it to you, but your wife is CHEATING ON YOU.

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still selling.

08091018746

There is a parcel of Land measuring 2 plots at Obiri-Ikwerre area of Ozuoba. Very suitable for a Filling Station. The parcel comes with a survey plan and a Registered Deed of Conveyance. The owner is selling at 3M per plot. Interested buyers can call me on 08091018746.

There is a parcel of land measuring 8 Plots at Eleme Flyover area - as if you are going to Igbo-Etche. The land is already surveyed and comes with a Certificate of Occupancy. It sells for 4.5M per plot. The Road leading to the parcel is very accessible.

Any interested buyer can call me up on 08091018746 for inspection.

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We have 2 Brand New units of APC Smart UPS [2200v] for sale. I bought them last year when we were prepping for our Datacenter in Port Harcourt, but later realized they were too small for our needs. We've got bigger ones and now want to sell these ones.

They are selling for 350K each, but if you are buying the both, we are willing to sell at 650K [that's a discount of 25k on each].

Output Power Capacity
1980 Watts / 2200 VA
Max Configurable Power
1980 Watts / 2200 VA
Nominal Output Voltage
230V
Output Voltage Note
Configurable for 220 : 230 or 240 nominal output voltage
Efficiency at Full Load
95.00%
Output Voltage Distortion
Less than 5% at full load
Output Frequency (sync to mains)
47 - 53 Hz for 50 Hz nominal,57 - 63 Hz for 60 Hz nominal
Crest Factor
up to 5 : 1
Waveform Type
Sine wave
Output Connections (cool IEC 320 C13
(1) IEC 320 C19
(3) IEC Jumpers
Input
Nominal Input Voltage
230V
Input Frequency
50/60 Hz +/- 3 Hz (auto sensing)
Input Connections IEC-320 C20
Schuko CEE 7 / EU1-16P

call me on 08091018746

We have 2 Brand New units of APC Smart UPS [2200v] for sale. I bought them last year when we were prepping for our Datacenter in Port Harcourt, but later realized they were too small for our needs. We've got bigger ones and now want to sell these ones.

They are selling for 350K each, but if you are buying the both, we are willing to sell at 650K [that's a discount of 25k on each].

Output Power Capacity
1980 Watts / 2200 VA
Max Configurable Power
1980 Watts / 2200 VA
Nominal Output Voltage
230V
Output Voltage Note
Configurable for 220 : 230 or 240 nominal output voltage
Efficiency at Full Load
95.00%
Output Voltage Distortion
Less than 5% at full load
Output Frequency (sync to mains)
47 - 53 Hz for 50 Hz nominal,57 - 63 Hz for 60 Hz nominal
Crest Factor
up to 5 : 1
Waveform Type
Sine wave
Output Connections ( IEC 320 C13
(1) IEC 320 C19
(3) IEC Jumpers
Input
Nominal Input Voltage
230V
Input Frequency
50/60 Hz +/- 3 Hz (auto sensing)
Input Connections IEC-320 C20
Schuko CEE 7 / EU1-16P

call me on 08091018746

hmm.... interesting read.

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I started having the same issue 3 years ago. Here's what I did:

I bought a liquid drug called Moko Paraffin. It is a syrup. It is about N500. I took it three times a day [one teaspoonful]. Then, I bought Dulcolax [this one softens the stool [2 tablets, 3 times a day]. This one is 150 for a satchet.

Anytime, I start feeling the signs, I begin the therapy. Today, I am free. The thing no dey worry me again.

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I'm sure you know what to do.

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gurunlocker:
Check very well, they have skeleton in their cupboard
the book of APC chapter 16 verse 12... what does it says?

That portion reads: "Therefore, if ANY man be in APC, old things hath passed away. Behold ALL things, hath becometh New".

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you did not include Bet9ja and Nairabet. Why? OP Why?

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interesting.


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not confused at all...... his girlfriend tho'

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get another woman. yes, it's easy.

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It goes vice versa too.
If my babe is a doormat, she won't last 1 week in my house.
I want a blend of both - A mentally alert woman, can hold her own ['cos I can sometimes be naughty and freak you out], gets her own dough as well as a freak in the sheets.

On the other hand, I don't want a gun-slinging, crack-sniffing, violent woman. I'll show you who's boss [within 1 hour]
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Jesus Christ!

Is this happening in this 2016? Ok. let me help you with an article that might help you. It was composed and posted by a legend here on Nairaland some years back.

Enjoy reading.

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I used to be like many of the whiners here on Nairaland, “Oh I'm so in love with this babe but she's treating me badly, what do I do? what do I do?”. That was a long time ago and now I am wise and believe me I learnt from the school of hard knocks, this women dealt with me mercilessly until I actually sat down to analyze them and their ways and figured out the language they speak. If you think maintaining a woman is about excess love, showing affection, kindness, forgiveness, religion and all that bullsh*t, you're dead wrong, treat a woman too good, she will find an excuse to leave ( “I was once dumped by a chick who later told her friend, I was 'too nice'.”). But they will stay with an “omo rapala” that mistreats them day after day after day.


Even fellowship girls are still tempted by young men of the world and leave their fellow fellowship brothers to look for bad boys to convert. They are never satisfied with a squeaky clean good man. To them every guy that is too good is a nuisance. Even the ones that are married have only calmed down and become good in order to trap a husband that offers them security or at least a husband that has managed to figure out their buttons. Be wise, young men, be wise.

Maintaining women of all shapes ages and sizes is all about control and remaining in control. The moment you lose control, you lose yourself and a woman will ride you till the very end. Some people say all sorts of rubbish, “Oh my woman is not like that, she's different”, all that one na story, Eve betrayed Adam, Delilah betrayed Samson, so who on earth is your woman that she won't act like those that came before her?

There are different levels of control, there is no control, artificial control and true control. No control is the default situation most guys fall into. They love a woman and believe everything she says in the heat of passion ”I'll never ever leave you”, “I can't wait to marry you” etc etc, and deceive themselves into overconfidence and over love. A no control guy does not know how to tell his babe no and is always apologizing even when it is not his fault. When they start exhibiting too much attention and love, the chick gets bored and starts looking for “rude boys” somewhere. Then her mind starts wavering and she starts telling you “I need space”, “I'm confused”. When you hear these words you're in trouble.

Unfortunately most young guy today no dey hear word and they will start reminiscing about the sweet nothings the babe told them when the going was good and continue to misbehave and show over love and over affection. Meanwhile one bad guy fit dey comb the babe for corner somewhere. In the end the chick leaves and the guy is in a wreck, crying, complaining to his friends begging etc and at that point the girl no go wan hear again, anything you're saying is a waste of time. A chick will bring up some of the dumbest excuses when she wants to dump you. She might regret leaving you later but all that one na Tales By Moonlight what matters is the wrecked condition she will leave you in at that moment.


The next level of control is artificial control. Artificial control works a lot in Nigeria today, and people exercise this level of control primarily by having money. This is what the so called big boys and sugar daddies use to maintain their babes. Some poor guys starving on their pocket money and University allowances even try to maintain this level of control to their own downfall. With artificial control a girl might screw around but will not really leave you until she finds another guy with better control than you. The best way to use artificial control is ruthlessly, if you have money and control them with money make sure you take no crap from them or else they will turn you to a MUGU and you fall into the no control category even though you have money.

Remember money is relative. Some guy has more than you somewhere. Some guys exercise artificial control through other means as well, such as being older, being in a bigger office, better school, living in a bigger house etc. Until the chick meets someone with better control she will not leave but always remember you are in control and use it to your advantage. Don't boast about it though as they really hate it when you point out that the reason they are with you is because of artificial control ( even though we know its true). All those threads written by sacked bankers on Nairaland who have lost their babes are a result of the artificial control category. Control go, babe go.

Guys without money should remember this ( University boys open your eyes) the moment you start spending to maintain control, you will never stop and this is a problem when you do not have money so students, graduate trainees and people without money should avoid money artificial control as much as possible. You will only wreck yourself financially, because they will only get greedier and you will find out you cannot keep up and she will use the money you have used to better her looks, wardrobe and her life to find a replacement for you. They always want to upgrade. If you have money to spend it is okay to use artificial control just make sure you do it in a responsible way, not in a way chicks will use “MUGU” to replace your name on their phones.


The last control category is true control. Maintain this level of control and you are the true guru. You are the Don Juan, the guy women trip and fall down for regardless of whether or whether not. The true control man is in control of EVERYTHING. He will not chase a babe he cannot control or who he knows will want to lord over him. Before he spends his money on a woman he makes sure that she knows who is in control and spends his money sparingly, in fact she might spend more than him. If she tells him she is in her male corpers friends house sleeping because she does not have light he laughs and tells her “I hope he knows how to screw well, I know you're probably lonely”. It might pain him inside but you will never see it, because he knows that if she finds out he is jealous he is finished, if she feels he is not jealous, she will correct herself and find call him 20 times a day to make sure he truly loves her.


The guy who shouts at his babe and tells her what sort of nonsense is that ( why should she sleep in Mr Corper-With-Generator's house) is maintaining artificial control, she will tell him she won't do it again and do it the next day and for the next 10 months, and get combed mercilessly by Mr. Corper-With-Generator and his colleagues. It takes 10 minutes for a quickie and that place does not have a gauge you will use to measure who did and did not do when she comes back. Artificial control men and no control men should take note.

In fact most of the accomplished true control guys have barricaded their hearts a long time ago. They show affection strategically and when a chick leasts expects it. They are not always complete bast@rds, they will send flowers and call a babe to check on how she is doing but they do it strategically and sparingly. Too much of ice cream and chocolate is not good. Too much visiting of woman is not good. Calling her more than she calls you is an equally silly idea. If she calls twice call once. What bothers other guys does not bother men of true control. Even if they love a chick they will never show it more than the chick shows it. They say I love you three times a year. This sort of guy might love a chick but still screw one or two around to ensure that he remains in control of his senses.

Sex is sex, love is a different kettle of fish. Sex helps you keep things in perspective. Screw one woman too much, you might become silly and lose control. Fidelity is over rated my brothers, you can love a woman but don't confuse it with being faithful. If she suspects you are screwing outside, thats okay for them, just make sure you're never caught and she only suspects, suspicion is good, it keeps her on her feet, she knows she can be replaced. When she sees that text message on your phone, tell her “you are the only one for me “ and buy enough “ chocolate and flowers” and then leave her to think. But NEVER keep two chicks, you should have one chick and the occasional ones you are chopping outside to maintain perspective and self-control, that way you won't create unnecessary problems for yourself. If you are not on the financial capability of Atiku Abubakar, polygamy is a bad idea. If you can retain control without screwing outside, fine for you. But the day your woman is caught screwing outside, you will feel seriously cuckolded and feel like a fool.

A true control guy will NEVER date a woman he cannot control. A woman who does not respect you is one you have no control over, these women do not understand equality, look at the divorce rate in America ! A true control guy has ALL control but he never uses money to control too much. He never makes it about money or how much he has. Most true control guys have more money than the women they control, other much more skilled true control guys may have less money but always make sure that she knows who is boss. Because once you let a women who's money is longer than yours gain control, you are finished. A true control guy also has koboko control ( meaning he knows how to give it to her in bed, if you do not know better learn by hiring a skilled Pay As You Go or else she will leave you for the first Mr. Magic Stick). In fact koboko control is way better than money control. Look at Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou, you go no say na koboko dey at work, no be by fine face or too much money. ( No offense to Russel Simmons but he had artificial control).

A true control guy also has fashion control, he knows how to dress and be neat ( it might not be the most expensive stuff he wears but he looks smart and neat always, he has fashion sense). A true control guy also knows how to tell his babe no and stick to his no. They rarely say “I'm sorry” and always make a chick laugh or some other tactic to avoid using those words. A chicks friends will beef this sort of guy in public and on forums like Nairaland and berate their friends for dating him but will secretly dream of screwing him. It even helps when the guy acts nice to the chicks friends, but not too nice (as in we are all age-mates level, respect must be maintained at all costs, chicks know how to disrespect a guy who plays with them too much). All men should strive to attain true control. True control will give you peace of mind and undying attention.

Be wise, my brothers be wise, enough of these tears on Nairaland. These days more men come here to complain than women. This is a war we have to win at all costs. For the sake of the male reputation. For more advice, I am here all week. Remember I have been beaten before but I am now wise, I exercise true control now and take no nonsense from them. If you let them bring you down they will finish you and your village people will say it is the work of juju and your uncles and aunties.
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Grow some balls and stop being a wussy. Kick this bitch to the curb [where she belongs], get another damsel and move on with your life.

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that woman just destroyed her marriage...... That SMS could be sent later.

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They are not Nigerians. They are from Ivory Coast.

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Funny how this sounds. I constantly hear people complain of Arik and their Laxity, but I have never experienced delayed flights with them. If na Aero, I for talk.

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cool lessons here.

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exactly the same strategy they used for me.

It was Easter period in 2014. I received a call from one Honourable Frank about installing computers, CCTV cameras, etc. The thing sounded so juicy. Honourable Frank claimed to have recieved a contract from the then State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi. Immediately, he said that I started suspecting him.

He instructed me to come to Igwuruta. That morning after prayers, I headed off to Igwuruta. When I called him, he said I should start coming to Etche.... I went there.... He then said i should start coming to Chokocho. At that point, it was clear to me that this was a setup.

I told him I was no longer interested. He got angry and cut the call.... not without calling all sorts of unrpintable names....idiot, bastard, .........all these were from a supposed honourable o.

I jejely returned back to my house. Had my lunch and went about my business. Later that day, a friend of mine narrated to me how the boys in his community [Etche] were kidnapping people by luring them on phone with promises of juicy contracts, etc. Some were killed, others were lucky to get home alive. None returns unscathed or without parting away with money.

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tuzeriouz:
ever since I started dating I have never abuse a woman physically especially those annoying and strong head Ikwerre babes...I pray to God to bless me a very tolerable heart to tolerate my wife when am married... wives are really enduring...rip to d deceased. no matter what d hubby should not lynched...at least he has to take care of his motherless children....

if the deceased was your sister, i'm not sure you'd advocate for her husband to set free.....

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I am from Nvosi, Isiala-Ngwa South and unless you made this thread just for the fun of, then it is the most ridiculously false thread I've seen on Nairaland. If you are seriouos about what you just posted up there, I'm sure you are not yet ready for Marriage. It's even better you left the gurl, so that a better and more worthy suitor can take her and appreciate her values.

PS: I've also heard some peeps say Ngwa peeps are short and ugly..... i'm a 6ft 4inches tall dude. As for ugly, maybe you can check my profile picture......

Where do you guys get all these silly stories from?

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bobot:
This guy video is simply awesome.After hitting replay about 100 times at 144px quality to save my mtn data, I could no longer resist the temptation to watch again in HDpx quality. Just awesome, and awesome and awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNr3t1vOv2M

you listen to videos? Please educate me. I've not heard this one before o.

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Can we just stop bashing these 2 people, and maybe even pray for them to get it right? The media outcry is just too much abeg. No be them be the first couple to break up biko.

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so you mean to tell me that Ahmed Musa is just 23 years old?

Ok, in that case I am 12. Nansense!

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A friend of mine told me that there is a way to prevent it. He talked about one type of screening like that. Peeps in the medical line should know. He sounded so sure of himself.

Anyway, I ended a relationship because of this genotype ish. I don't strength to be carrying my children from hospital to hospital. The face of 'Niko' Tochukwu [who died to Sickle Cell Disease] in our SS3, almost 20 years ago - a few weeks to writing WAEC is still fresh in my mind. Dude was intelligent, but was cut away from the world in his prime.

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onitsha peeps have come again.....

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