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Romance / Re: A Newly Married Lady Re-count Her 6months Experience, If You Are Newly Wedded; by NET1(m): 5:05pm On Nov 12, 2013
If you can't paste the story here, then be sure that I ain't going to any blog..

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Business / Re: Etisalat Is 5 Years Today In Nigeria! by NET1(m): 11:40am On Nov 01, 2013
Better than MTN and the rest.

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by NET1(m): 3:05pm On Oct 26, 2013
The problem came from 'not knowing this man well enough before you got hitched'. If you had dated him well enough, you would have been able to spot this and decide whether or not to marry him.

Well, since you are married, the only thing you can do is endure it. Find a way to preach hygiene to him and hope he changes for good.

Goodluck to you.
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Family / Re: After Education, House, Car And Children. What Else Do I Need In Life? by NET1(m): 3:02pm On Oct 26, 2013
Very Interesting thread.

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Romance / Re: When the roles are reversed by NET1(m): 2:25pm On Oct 24, 2013
uj_sizzle:
Loooool grin grin

Wetin you want make I talk na? As you gurlz continue to make things difficult for my brother, you like am? smiley smiley smiley I dey feel him pain and empathize with him. It's a serious Ego-Bruise..... smiley

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Romance / Re: When the roles are reversed by NET1(m): 2:04pm On Oct 24, 2013
Brother, I think the issue might be with you o.

When meeting women, every means of communications is important. I guess you don't know about Non-Verbal Communication. Women can instinctively read an in-confident man within 1 minute and then decide whether or not to say Yes.

My Advice:
1. Try mixing with other girls (maybe the ones you don't find attractive enough).
2. Work on your Persona.
3. Whenever you are talking with a girl, try to convince yourself that you are talking with just another of your buddies - that will lower the anxiety that usually comes with approaching ladies.

God bless you
The next one will not get away.


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Romance / Re: She needs your Advice:My Boyfriend's Wife Is My New Boss, Should I Be Worried? by NET1(m): 6:19pm On Oct 19, 2013
lorretta u: You're the reason for this woman's tears
You're the reason married men feel like they can treat their wives anyhow.
Recently another asss hole like you that I know just drove a married woman I know from her home.
Now sleeps in her marital bed. Drives her cars and is the new madam in the beautiful home that she doesn't know how the woman suffered to build
Fo*ck off.
Disgusting biyttch.

So we should clap for you.you don't see yourself breaking up with him.because he's already made.

You're extremely lucky I'm not this your boss madam. You'd just wake up to an acid bath one day.

I don't blame your wicked self. I blame the stupid man who let you entrap him.

You're the reason why ladies like me worry about marriage.who knows after 10-15 years of toiling to build a pretty home. A slutt like you will come out from nowhere and claim she's not ready to 'break up' with my husband!

If you run into me or someone like me in your husband snatching spree
I will kill you!

Make no mistakes about that.

Loretta, you dey vex o. Acid bath kwa? undecided

but OP, on a very serious note, I think you should be ashamed of yourself and your acts. If someone else does this to you in later years, how would you react?

You don't see yourself breaking up with this guy? Are you for real? Na Jazz you take hold am? Some of these chics get liver o.

May God protect all Men from vampires like you.

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Computer Market / ICT Bootcamp For Youths In Port Harcourt This September. by NET1(m): 7:11pm On Sep 14, 2013
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Jonathan Sacks Education Minister, Eight Others by NET1(m): 3:41pm On Sep 11, 2013
Adrenaline123: This must be a state of political bamboozlement otherwise perplexical saga. With veracious confident he is expected to have a succendaneum of great zeal for socio-political harbinger in a positive way. To me it is not odious.

Do you by any chance relate with Patrick Obahiagbon? Take your time dia o. You wan use grammar scatter person dada for dis hot afternoon? grin grin

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Computers / Re: Gmail or Yahoo Mail: Which Do You Prefer? by NET1(m): 12:07pm On Sep 07, 2013
Do people still use Yahoo?

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Politics / Re: Containerized Cargo Leaves Lagos For Kano/kaduna By Rail by NET1(m): 9:50am On Aug 24, 2013
I am not a fan of the PDP, but I think Mr. Goodluck Jonathan has tried on this one.

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Religion / Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by NET1(m): 8:17pm On Aug 15, 2013
Falling down under the Anointing is real. It happens and it is a sign of empowerment from God (by the power of the Holy Spirit) to his children for greater works.

However, this is not to say that 'Every Fall' is authorized by the Holy Spirit. The Bible in may verses made references to this experience - example is the one cited by idnoble (the experience of the Roman Soldiers when they came to arrest Jesus).

However, only God chooses those he endues with Power. The Bible clearly tells that in the last days, many people will try to deceive the elect of God by using many fraudulent practices - some even mimicking the acts of God. So, I will NOT be surprised if some people have perfected the Art of faking the Acts of God - such as Falling down under the Anointing or Speaking-in-Tongues.

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Politics / Re: What Are You Doing With Your Time During The Current ASUU Strike? by NET1(m): 2:17pm On Aug 15, 2013
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Religion / Re: Are Born-again Christians Generally Slothful In Business? by NET1(m): 5:53pm On Aug 13, 2013
okeyxyz: ^^^ Your story is either a badly made-up one, or true and silly of you(the OP).

Why is it silly?? Well, you seem to be surrounded by inept and untrustworthy people people, yet you keep taking your business to them. You simply demonstrate your foolishness rather than their wickedness.

Then you ask another silly question: "Are all born-again's like this?? ", and this is after you have demonstrated to us all that you too are a born again, being part of the same fellowship and subject to the same church elders as these frauds. Shouldn't you be able to answer these questions yourself? being a member of the inner circle of fraudulent "born-again's"?? Or is this thread just your attempt at getting attention?

Bros, I expected a post like yours. It's no problem. Thank you for your contribution. We all learn everyday. The main reason I wrote this post was because this thing seems to be a recurring experience with most (if not all) believers that have done business with me.

Bros, did you also see the area where I said that this thing is not peculiar to Kunle alone? How would you know from first meeting that someone won't disappoint you?

Instead of giving my work to unbelievers, I would prefer to give it to someone (a believer) in church. In my opinion, that would help strengthen the bond among believers (especially in my fellowship).

But it appears that each time I have a deal with a Brother, I have ugly experiences. Just this one time that I took the job to someone else, I got a much better experience.

Here's my observation: Maybe some believers just don't know how to do business. Their christian lives might be OK & fantastic, but on the Business part, many believers seem to slack behind (this assertion is based on the many experiences I have had with believers). I stand to be corrected.

Here's what I suggest: Believers should be concerned with their earthly lives and the need to excel - just as we are with Heavenly pursuit.

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Religion / Are Born-again Christians Generally Slothful In Business? by NET1(m): 12:09pm On Aug 13, 2013
Friends, I have a challenge:

A Born-Again Christian brother (let's call him Kunle) agrees on a contract with me. I pay him the agreed sum (everything in FULL - 100K), but instead of delivering the contract on the agreed date, he keeps giving excuses (most of them, personal issues), why he couldn't deliver on the agreed date.

Initially, he said "In 3 days, the job is ready." I just checked my calendar and this is 2 months, he has still not delivered. He keeps avoiding my calls, giving someone else his phone to answer (not minding how impolite that is), etc.

I have had this issue with many other Born-Again Christians that I know (the issue of delaying or breaching their contracts with you). Kunle has done this to me 4 time before this time. Also, He is NOT the first person to treat me like this. Other Born-Again brothers have this unique trait.

3 weeks ago, I have a similar job and a friend introduced me to another Professional who I contracted to undertake it. This person is NOT A BORN-AGAIN person. He drinks, smokes, chases after girls and does all those bad-bad things, but he delivered within 4 days.

I have reported Kunle to some of my Leaders in our Fellowship, but he keeps avoiding them, does not answer them on phone, etc.

I don’t want to involve POLICE because I think that will give me a bad reputation in the fellowship.
Now, I am forced to ask: Are ALL Born-Again Christians GENERALLY NOTORIOUSLY SLOTHFUL IN BUSINESS?


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Politics / Re: Power Generation Drops To 2,628.6 Megawatts by NET1(m): 1:02pm On Aug 11, 2013
brownlord:

30K per month na mortuary abi cold room u dey operate, you better troway that fridge go buy something else na the channel wey enemy won use finish you be that, troway am before u use ur retirement money buy petrol finish, between e be like your wife na lazy woman, na once she dey cook in a month, just pack everythin for fridge dey warm am for u everyday, too much of stale food is bad, make she still dey cook fresh food for u atleast every 3 days so you go dey look fresh.

Mean while, How can you be buying petrol for per month for the past one month now oga? which figure of speech be that?

past, present confuse tense

Hahahahahahaha................................this must be the most hilarious response I've seen here in Recent times ............ Bro, thanks for sharing the Laughter.

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Politics / Re: Police Dismiss Sgt. Omeleze Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe by NET1(m): 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2013
Please I have a question:

Did the Nigeria Police Force dismiss this man because he was DEMANDING BRIBES or because HE WAS CAUGHT DEMANDING BRIBES?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Facebook, Twitter, Google Etc. Offices by NET1(m): 9:33pm On Aug 06, 2013
interesting post.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Creating Business Cards Successfully (Inspiration) by NET1(m): 5:12pm On Jul 31, 2013
I'm loving most of the business cards I've seen here.

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Webmasters / Re: Things Web Developers Must Achieve by NET1(m): 4:34pm On Jul 30, 2013
how many have you achieved?

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Car Talk / Re: Questions To Ask Before Buying A Used-Car In Nigeria? by NET1(m): 5:54pm On Jul 29, 2013
nice thread.

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Car Talk / Re: Tricks Vulcanisers Use To Defraud Motorists by NET1(m): 5:51pm On Jul 29, 2013
Nice thread.

thanks for the information.

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Forum Games / Re: Age Group That Dominates Nairaland Survey by NET1(m): 4:51pm On Jul 23, 2013
Mr. Seun, Add a poll to this thread.

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NYSC / Re: Two Female Corpers Set Ablaze In Rivers State by NET1(m): 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2013
booqee: What is it with rivers state and setting people ablaze?? First it was aluu4, now its corp members. Like seriously, what d phuck is it with rivers state?! angry

Sister, It's not peculiar to Rivers state alone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: University / Polytechnic Students Needed As Interns In Ph by NET1(m): 7:38pm On Jul 19, 2013
Sir, that will be discussed when they apply.
Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / University / Polytechnic Students Needed As Interns In Ph by NET1(m): 7:18pm On Jul 19, 2013
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Applications close on Friday 26th July, 2013.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Differences Btw Girls Playing Hard To Get And Being Uninterested. by NET1(m): 2:49pm On Jun 29, 2013
Ihedinobi: Op, bros, abeg bone d people wey de yarn say make you play chess. Love neva slap dia face before.

I'll tell you what I have seen and experienced. When you fall in love, you go a little crazy, to put it politely. You'll pursue your object like she's the very oxygen you live on and unless she's responding the exact same way, you'll feel like she's playing you.

Now, whatever modernists and post-modernists might tell you, male and female instincts are still pretty much the same as they were when man and woman were first created. The woman is still a priceless jewel that the man must appreciate.

There is such a thing as overkill though. It happens when a woman fails to appreciate that the man is worthy of her and has truly chosen her even after several proofs. Or when a man faild to realize that the woman has rejected his value.

Women play hard-to-get when they fall in love because they want to be sure. The point of wooing is to find out what assurance will satisfy them and provide it. If you find it, and offer it and they continue to play coy, you walk off. No man of worth wants a cheap girl and no woman of virtue cares for a non-commiter. The man must show that he's for real and worthy of her for the woman to give herself to him.

Guy, please stop misleading this poster.

How old are you sef? I have been through all that LOVE things and it never worked. At that time, I often wondered why. All the chics in my vicinity preferred the rough boyz, cult boys, etc. Why was that?

Those 'Rough' boyz don't reveal their emotions to the ladies - no matter how true those emotions are. It was almost 10 years after that I understood how feminine attraction really works.

This poster (I think) has revealed to this girl how deeply he is in love with her. And girls will take you granted once they know that you are falling for them like that. Poster, don't make mistakes!

If you leave this girl, work on yourself, maybe get some dough and get a better life, the speed this girl go use rush back to you, you go begin wonder why she been dey form in the first place.

One chic I was toasting those days and she was doing shakara is the one calling me on the phone and asking me to have a one-night stand with her (even though she's now married). Now, I know you're astonished.

She truly liked me then, but because I was behaving like a wussie, she just trampled on me. Today, I no dey even bother about any girl, yet even finer ones are all over me. Why won't she trip? She sees me everyday with different, classier and more beautiful chics. plus Baba God just recently decided to bless my hussle. Why she no go trip?

To the poster, please take these steps

1. Convince yourself that this girl you are trying to woo is just like any other ordinary girl.
2. Get busy with legitimate ventures that will elevate your social and financial status.
3. Try mixing with other ladies. NEVER EVER TELL A LADY WHO YOU DON'T KNOW THOSE WORDS: "I LOVE YOU".
4. Try and get some swag. Dress nice. Learn how to speak well.
5. If you meet another lady, just be friends, make her comfortable around you - but never be a wussie for her. You can even make the girl you want to woo notice you by flirting a little with her friends (Most Beautiful Girls hate this)
5. When you eventually get her, just be friends, but continue to flirt with other girls (flirt with caution o).
6. Many of them will fall for you when they find that other finer girls are seriously attracted to you.

Even those girls you see in the Church are not exempted. Once you show them that you are tripping for them, they start misbehaving. Why do you think those church girls rarely date the church-brothers, but instead go outside and look for one Unbeliever to convert?

Guy, open your eyes. Bro, Look into the fields. The harvest (chics) is ripe, but the labourers (guys who know how to seduce them) are few.


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Romance / Re: Can Urgly Broke Guy Find True Love by NET1(m): 1:33pm On Jun 29, 2013
if that was you on that FB page, then I say you are NOT UGLY. Do you know the meaning of Ugly? Hmmm. Bros, if you see some boys, you go thank God for your face.

You even own a car? Then, you are not poor either.

I think you are shy towards women. Don't worry, most men are (or used to be) like that. You just need to learn and master 'The Art of Seduction'. and women will practically be begging you for your attention.

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Romance / Re: How To Woo A Lady by NET1(m): 10:17am On Jun 29, 2013
A lot of men have this problem o. Tell your friend to apply the Dammytex approach. Toasting days are over.

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Romance / Re: Can Urgly Broke Guy Find True Love by NET1(m): 10:03am On Jun 29, 2013
oluface: No dey pull my leg

You dey complain say you wowo and you no get money, so you your chances of true love were dim.
Now, you see love beckoning on you, you come dey do shakara, nnah mehn, I no sabi for you again o.

Guy, don't sleep on top of a moving motocycle o, otherwise you will tumble o. If you waste time, this girl fit change her mind o (or even sharper boys fit collect her number before you sef).

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Romance / Re: What Are The Differences Btw Girls Playing Hard To Get And Being Uninterested. by NET1(m): 9:56am On Jun 29, 2013
redcliff:

not as easy as you think man..

Bros, itz easier than ABC. I'm talking from experience. The girl continues to mess with him because she KNOWS he is falling HELPLESSLY AND HOPELESSLY for her.

If he starts talking to other women who are even classier and more endowed than the current babe is, if she feels anything for him, brother, he'll see the jealous rage in her eyes.

One Chinyere wey I been dey toast last year around my office area - just dey form unnecessary formings. After some months, I just wake up one morning and decided to bone her completely.

Then, I met Amaka - who is even like 4 years younger and prettier than Chinyere. Guy, you need to see the fury in the eyes of Chinyere anytime Amaka comes visiting. And trust your guy nau, I make sure Chinyere sees Amaka whenever she comes.

Now Chinyere smiles sheepishly at my jokes (no matter how dry they are).....lol.... She comes to my office just to say Hi at least twice in every week in the morning before she goes to her company.

Right now, I am the last don. cheesy cheesy

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