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meeennnnn plenty wata don pass under bridge o,

how is d thing sef?still reasonable?

i used to think naija pple we're altogether smart and decent until i came to nairaland


who's ur fav person on NL?

what on earth am i going to wear to church?

teacher

lol at the scammer,

they should hurry and do it jo, cowards!

meennnn that james bond laptop is IT o! wot are d specs(imma google it now)

the man is nobody o, he is not president material not vice president material sef. . .dont kno wot he is doing there!

is der something wrong wiv the PC?formatting shld be a last resort. . .if ders something wrong post it here and we might be able to help!

1it looks very bad for a company that offers broadband not to have their own domain name o!

thot we were making progress yesterday. . .now it seems we've derailed. . .

aren't we tired of doing boys vs gels?. . .i know i got tired of that long ago!

Sisi Jinx:
I've been waiting for this opportunity for eternity.
*grabs her by the waist
presses his body tightly against
squeezes her buttocks
pushes his hands up her belly
then kisses her on her neck, ears,
and even harder on her lips.*

Thanks  
*gasping for breath*

Oh my. . . I. . . wow! I mean whew! I think. . . My goo. . . would you excuse me for a moment

*runs out of thread*

https://images.zaazu.com/img/summer-animated-animation-weather-000399-large.gif

_{noting the exact sequence of the actions and jotting dem down b4 turning of laptop and going to bed}

night y'all. . .(its more like moning tho)

@davidylan
seen both ur posts and his in various places on NL . . .at least if im be bad boy na with sense now. . .sometimes the charaters on NL make me cringe but ppl like y'all let us runts know its cool to hv small sense. . .most times

@H202


@all
its been nice kicking it wiv u guys am off to bed, tomo's a long day  we're meeting the national assembly to decide on how long probation should be!

abegi jare. . .wot does his being fulani hv to do with his competence?let me hear work!

@pataki
if nairaland was a boarding school i'd want u to be my school father lol. . .for real there's this calm way u talk, as if u're a negotiator or somefink and 'verbiage' thats jst big english for grammar abi word use right?


@sisi jinx
was it u or someone that sed somefink abt noy doing stuff for a guy until he takes u serious. . .thats similar to probation now. . .

plus banana republic or not its still a sovereign state,

@
karma mod its girls i type gels faster i cld use honies if u prefer

@top up
u aren't half bad u know,


well if we guys were perfect we wouldnt need gels now would we?,

i see a pattern here. . .he called u and was giving u d future yarns abi?. . .reminds me of when i liked this babe for two years(did the whole became friends, moved slowly etc)and  after the runs clicked i started feeling empty, i was scared o, as in dude u jst got d girl, later i realised it was cos i put so much of myself on the line for that runs as in i expended too much emotion so that was making me feel 'somehow', usu after getting deep wiv a gel we hv to step back. . .its like a reflex(not saying its right or wrong it jst is. . .)
u really shld be careful when  listening to guys o. . .not all of us know what we want or can really explain wots goin on in his head. . .i've been thru the texting 'hope u're okxx' stage and in his mind it took a lot to do that and he's doing it cos he loves u, (for real o, still do it nowadays. . .its jst that its er'day not once in a while, i'm Y2K compliant lol )
u shld shoot the friend that sed u shld shout at him, u sed his friends used to call u to ask abt him, thats important cos it shows they recognized how important u were in his life and also u sed at some point he started returning to normal, well if i knew him maybe i'd be able to tell u y it didnt end well but i dont!

men its scary cos its like ur boi is travellling or travelled down a path i walked myself and trust me on this. . .it hurts for guys a lot!

that sed read the book its wot helped me understand, (thats y i can preten am all mature and i know wot ur talking abt like am some cool jaded dude )

of which babe u attracted some of the ppl i respect on NL to ur thread u're officially ok in my books(that means u dont hv to go thru any probation )

u gels dont kno 'woman business is serious business', wots wrong if a brother has a probation period?,

as for keeping malice u gels win d nobel prize o, exmaple

boy: wots d matter, u seem distracted
gel: nothing

later in the night if u are wise enough to realise she was lying,
she nows tells u bout somefink u did 5days ago that she doesnt like(come 1st y wont we be putting gels on probation when they pull stunts like this)

are u electrically inclined? u might actually be able to replace d batteries

is OBJ handsome?

had a friend that bought the acer christino was talking about, the poor thing started smoking and blew when it was plugged to a projector so all acer owners BEWARE, the owner is traumatized, trust boys we didnt give him peace when it happened.

actually u can get one for 400naira

ouch!. . .the cardinal sin, reporting a guy to his friends when y'all hvnt been dating for up to a year. few things scream run for cover as loud as that,


@karma mod
wot is d definition of taken u seriously, lol
to me u might be serious tde and den tomorrow. . .

goodluck in french is bon chance!

i agree wiv toyosi,
or since it wasnt only the two of y'all in the house u clda simply told her me nd the oda ppl dont feel comfy wiv some of the stuff u're doin and tell her wot she's doin wrong, personally hate hving ppl stay over for even a nite cos it inevitably turns into more. . .got me into trouble while i was in uni!

multi-faceted!

jst hang out and hv a good time!

@question
sometimes