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PoliticsRe: Ekiti: The Fountain Of Nonsense! by netotse(m): 12:07pm On Mar 20, 2010
chemali:
You forgot to talk about UNAD girls
It is a well known fact in Ondo, Osun and Ondo states that they are reknowned for their ashawo tendecies.

They are always the craziest in any party, phuck married men and politicians, engage in three/somes and foursomes with men. Infact, in the aristo business, unilag girls are nowhere in their league, UNAD girls come tops !

Anybody that has studied or lived around Ekiti state will tell you about UNAD girls
you're losing sight of the reason the OP created this thread, it's not about beef. . .and lag girls? aristos? homie where u been?
BusinessRe: Bank Directors With 12 Years Experience Must Quit – Cbn by netotse(m): 12:03pm On Mar 20, 2010
at first glance this makes sense. . .
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 12:02pm On Mar 20, 2010
she's appeared in naija videos? crazy hairstyles?she sings? i'm outdated o. . . thanks for the update cheesy
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 11:55am On Mar 20, 2010
ibkaye:
I think I know who you're talking about, but no, I doubt that's the one, the one you are talking about, does she sing? Been in a few Nigerian music videos etc? Dramatic makeup and hair kind of thing?
nope. . .her name starts with N, the girl sabi dance
Forum GamesRe: I'd Like To ______ The Person Above Me by netotse(m): 11:47am On Mar 20, 2010
throw over my shoulder
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 11:46am On Mar 20, 2010
^^i think i know the charlie boys niece you spoke about. . .she likes pink right?

@fl gators
babe, i think u shld go here, dont start a fuss there o. . .the guy isn't beefing, he's just pained, there's a difference!
PoliticsRe: Ekiti: The Fountain Of Nonsense! by netotse(m): 11:40am On Mar 20, 2010
samuelk:
pray FL doesnt see this grin
abi. . .if she sees this na fight!
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 11:30am On Mar 20, 2010
i need to stay of the internet. . .
CareerRe: Welcome To My Office by netotse(m): 11:09am On Mar 20, 2010
AjanleKoko:
LOL. I no dey work for GE o. They just happen to be in my building. I am so busted now, as per where I work embarassed

But no wahala. Glad to help anyway I can.

Oh, Crizzle. I responded to mukina. It's okay.
there's more than one GE office in lagos o. . .
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by netotse(m): 8:55pm On Mar 19, 2010
Ejadamen:
@blue,  wink
@vescucci, the poem thingie is from real life,my life.
@Sisi_kill, i appreciate the cold welcome  :DI couldn't have said it better meself grin

Now angry
If I weren't in motion, I would have stopped right in front of you and hopped out full of righteous anger. "You eediot!!! you think the side mirror is a decorative piece? Do you have cataracts in your eyes that disable you from seeing an oncoming vehicle? Madre de Dios!" I open the door and to the amazed driver deliver a slap. While he's still recovering from the shock, I deliver another one and a series of blows all the while muttering expletives. "Eediot, a$$wipe, relative of the mucus family, eediotttt you want to ruin my tyres abi?!!!" And then with the strength of superman toss him on the fast lane of the road. "Oops! I forgot to look at my side mirror" Seriously people need to have meetings on how to beat all these danfo drivers. Nonsense. I need to get me one nice koboko, delivering the middle finger and waka isn't satisfying anymore angry
thats soooo not lady-like. . . . . .i like. . .lol
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 8:10pm On Mar 19, 2010
why am i feeling like this? maybe if i beat someone up i'll feel better. . .seems llike er'thing is about to start coming apart.
TV/MoviesRe: 24 Season 8 Begins 17th Jan by netotse(m): 8:07pm On Mar 19, 2010
lynxnoon:
hmmm jst reading dis thread i alredy knw wat wil happen in coming episodes, dis 24 pple beta get dia acts 2geda oh, d suspense in 24 is slowly dying off
u guessed the whole EMP. plus faked death P? hard to believe. . .
NYSCJos: Nysc Members Reject Re-deployment by netotse(op): 6:45pm On Mar 19, 2010
By Taye Obateru & Inalegwu Shaibu, with agency reports

JOS—DESPITE the resolution by the House of Representatives for the redeployment of Batch ‘A’ 2010 NYSC members from Plateau, some of the corps members have rejected the redeployment.

A News Agency of Nigeria, NAN, correspondent who visited the Jos Orientation Camp, yesterday, said that 1,015 out of the 1,211 corps members have registered, with more still arriving.

Meantime, the new Assistant Inspector General, AIG, in charge of Zone 4, Mr. Donald Iroham, who has been asked to oversee security in the wake of unending violence in the state, has vowed that sponsors of the violence would be exposed and dealt with in accordance with the law.

NYSC members adamant
Some of the corps members said they were ready to serve their fatherland in Plateau and that the security problem was not limited to the state but was a national issue.

Jemila Benzi, an indigene of Adamawa, said that though the National Assembly was representing the people and had the interest of the citizens at heart, she was comfortable serving in Plateau.

She said: “I am comfortable wherever I am sent to serve my fatherland. Anywhere I am sent, I will go because I believe that God has a plan for me. Though we are not happy with the crisis, we believe things will get better. Definitely I am not getting any redeployment, I am staying here because I am enjoying the weather, the food and the hospitality of the people.

“You can never get some of the foods and the weather they have on the Plateau elsewhere in this nation. I love this state though there are challenges, I believe things will be okay.”

Another member, Joshua Danjuma from Gombe State, said: “I am not seeking for any redeployment because I have made up my mind to serve the country. I will definitely stay and serve. My advice to government is to provide adequate security for all Nigerians. It is not only in Plateau.”

Yetunde Aluko from Osun said she would not have considered redeployment but for the pressure from her parents and other family members. She said: “I want to redeploy simply because my family members are not happy that I’m here now and they are very worried. I really feel I should redeploy to another state in the North.”

For Oguntoye Olanrewaju from Ogun, he was redeploying from Plateau on health grounds but would have loved to serve in the state. He said: “If not for the medical reason which I want to redeploy, I wouldn’t mind staying here as there is not much pressure from my parents. All they told me was to try as much as possible to keep to the words of our officials in the camp and behave responsibly so no pressure from them.”

Obong Cletus, an accountancy graduate from the University of Calabar, said every Nigerian needed security and urged the government to secure the lives and property of the citizens.

Cletus wondered what would happen to the thousands of batches ‘B’ and ‘C’ corps members to be posted to Plateau. He asked: “Are they also going to be redeployed?  Will the government redeploy the NYSC officials, civil servants and new students of higher institutions?”

Head of Public Relations in the NYSC in Plateau, Mr. Sam Nkwopara, said that redeployment forms were given to the entire Batch ‘A’ corps members but that less than 400 had indicated their interests to redeploy.

Nkwopara said: “We gave all of them redeployment forms but some who submitted have come back to withdraw them but we say no, until they write letters of withdrawal again. Most of those who wanted redeployment are those with medical and marital reasons. Don’t forget that some of those in camp have their parents, husbands and families here in Jos and have nowhere to redeploy to.”

source
PoliticsRe: Neco Should Stop Playing Politics With People's Future - Have Your Say by netotse(m): 5:58pm On Mar 19, 2010
everyone posting on this thread has made a fundamental mistake: assuming it was 'students' that constituted the majority of candidates in the said NECO exams(rem. it's the nov/dec exam we're talking about here). Anyone with a reasonable amount of exposure would know that secondary school students cant be the majority, nov/dec neco is mostly taken by external candidates i.e. ppl that didn't pass through a secondary school but still need ssce certification

heck where i served, a 30something year-old driver's qualification was NECO 2003

@jarus and ujujoan
they also dashed me an 'A' grade in literature in english in 2002 o. . .lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Other Forums Are You A Member Of? by netotse(m): 5:14pm On Mar 19, 2010
mukina2:
sorry to say in this case you are wrong wink

i'll leave it at that.
point taken. . .

disclaimer
the above does not in anyway imply that i have ceased to consider seun a nuisance grin(granted a reasonable one, but still a nuisance. . .lol)
CareerRe: Welcome To My Office by netotse(m): 5:00pm On Mar 19, 2010
i'd appreciate that, thanks. . .yep i am. . .
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Other Forums Are You A Member Of? by netotse(m): 4:54pm On Mar 19, 2010
mukina2:
^

before you jump to conclusions, do you know what led to that? huh

undecided
this isn't the first time he'll be doing stuff like that, after he pursued the stockmarket ppl away from NL with his agidi, he also added the name of the new forum to the list of filtered words(thanks for reminding me sef)

i'm also a member of newnigerians(dot)com grin

but all said and done, i admit there jst might be plausible reasons to add the names to the filter, but knowing seun, i'm sure they dont exist in this situation grin

for crissakes, dont do anything to annoy the mods is part of NL's rules.
CareerRe: Welcome To My Office by netotse(m): 4:46pm On Mar 19, 2010
AjanleKoko:
No vex, Son (well, that's what you get for calling me Oga grin), I have just been rather busy.
Can you get one of these mods to send your email addy to me, so I can email you?

Thought you were chasing up GE or ABB ot something.
Rather than wasting your time in PHCN, get into one of those coys, and be involved in projects in other parts of Africa and the world. Anytime govt sobers up, you can show up and earn what's rightfully yours. That was what a lot of guys did in telecom. The Ericsson/Siemens guys were the greatest beneficiaries when the GSM licenses were sold in 2001.
yep. . .but rather than lay about at home i'm considering going to system planning in HQ, if any better thing in the power sector comes along i'm out of there like yesterday.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by netotse(m): 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2010
ayeesha:
Give my dad hot water for tea in a teacup instead of his very BIG mug and he`ll simply ask you if you are mising the water he sunk a borehole for.
lmao
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 4:23pm On Mar 19, 2010
^^you are such a nerd, you're always reading. . .kai!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Died Of Deportation-Resisting Hunger Strike In Swiss by netotse(m): 3:35pm On Mar 19, 2010
what did the man hope to achieve by the hunger strike? abeg jo. . .they should send his body to his family. . .
PoliticsRe: 22 Years Old Briton Convicted For Killing A Nigerian by netotse(m): 3:34pm On Mar 19, 2010
ow11:
Someone had to die, unfortunately it was him. . . OR do you thing teenage gang members have the time to start looking for Nigerian members of rival gangs to kill??

OR maybe when campus frats have beef, they kill along ethnic lines  huh huh you tell me. . .

@netotse

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/news/gang-stab-seyi-ogunyemi-to-death-and-cut-dogs-throat-in-mass-gang-fight-in-stock
thanks. . .

@thread
they should send naija policemen over there to deal with the gang problem. . .nonsense and ingredients
PoliticsRe: US Prepares Strategy For Dealing With War In Nigeria <<Denied>> by netotse(m): 3:27pm On Mar 19, 2010
Lagosboy:
This issue is deeply beyond majority . The south is north a united entity , the south consist of various ethnic groups. I am from the SW and no one can call the SW a christian majority liekwise no one can call the SS or SE muslim majority. Percentage wise i agree the south is christian majority but the south is not one entity like it is being simpliefied to appear. The middle belt is largely christian but considered north now tell me if they will ever want to be a minority in a muslim dominated northern state. Our unity as Nigerians is a blessing in disguise which we will never appreciate until we break up. We could successfully have an igbo state and yoruba state but the middlebelt, SS states will never be able to have a unified country as none of this region is homogenous tribewise.

Muslim north and christian south is being over simplisitic and that is where the problem lies.
this is one of the best statements anyone has made on NL concerning the whole sout-north thingy. . .

if anyone thinks me as an edo man will choose to be in a country called southern nigeria and be subjected to other tribes is stark raving merde!
PoliticsRe: 22 Years Old Briton Convicted For Killing A Nigerian by netotse(m): 3:23pm On Mar 19, 2010
where is the link?
CareerRe: Welcome To My Office by netotse(m): 2:58pm On Mar 19, 2010
@jcob
which post did u get banned because of? paste a link and i'll make some noise grin, lets see if we can get them mods to unban you and untag the post!
CareerRe: Welcome To My Office by netotse(m): 2:57pm On Mar 19, 2010
BlueDiva:
i
Working with the FG is cool.
You may not enjoy it at first, as you get to the top, you'll become a "big boy".
Lots of perks, estacode, kickbacks cheesy. . .etc
kinda. . .trust me i know, combined my parents have around 60+years in the public sector, and they did good, but momsie made me promise her i wont spend more than 2yrs(at most) in PHCN if i get in now. . .lol.

truth is PHCN(and the civil service in general) is a hostile environment for young ppl,(in shiroro there were ppl that didn't like me simply cos i was young and had a university degree), if you enter the civil service young (and stay), chances are you'll become

a.corrupt
b.frustrated
c.corrupt and frustrated

govt work no longer attracts the best in naija, the only reason i hang around PHCN so much is cos it's the [b]only [/b]place in naija where i can learn what i need to learn now. . .plus the whole joining and rising through the ranks is becoming a farce, the current MD of PHCN joined PHCN as an AGM in 1991, i know competent university graduates that have been in PHCN for more than 25years and are not and prolly will never be AGMs.

i can go on and on on this issue(i've given it a lot of thought), i'll prolly enter govt work at some point, but i have no intention of getting in now and stagnating. . . cheesy
PoliticsRe: Kindly Nominate Your "nairaland" Minister's Cabinet by netotse(m): 9:11pm On Mar 18, 2010
violent:
********i can't believe that all the earlier posters have found it noteworthy to exclude [size=14pt]BECOMERICH[/size] . .how exactly do you intend to find your way around without his timely maps? undecided
we'll name him minister of interior affairs
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 7:46pm On Mar 18, 2010
Lord it seems er'one is getting closer all of a sudden. . .trips. . .thank You though
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind ?(remix)Continued by netotse(m): 7:32pm On Mar 18, 2010
platinumnk:
a huru gi naya wink
H2O2:
Say what? lol
Omo ibo I don't speak ibo o
it's obvious u dont have any 'igbo connection' in your harem, that's igbo for i love you!
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by netotse(m): 7:26pm On Mar 18, 2010
you lousy dimwitted twit!

what makes you and your fellow retards think you know what's best for 150million people?

you act so refined and smart and ish, meaniewheelie you're even more stupid than the rest of us!

'naija should spit'. . .stupid e-diot, can you handle a split?u sit over there far away from all of us and claim to know what's best ode-0shi!

i can promise you this: naija will be great. . .i'mma work my hinny of just for that and if you get in my way i will hurt you. . .it's that simple!


and as for you. . .insecure tart that you are. . .every statement that comes out from your mouth is an ode to stupiditeey. . .i dont even have the energy for your case sef. . .*hiss*
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Other Forums Are You A Member Of? by netotse(m): 7:09pm On Mar 18, 2010
Jarus:
I dey see you for NVS.

I am a member of:
-Nigeria Village Square
-Ghanaweb
-Bigsoccer
yep. . .it was after your last article there i noticed how u got your username sef. . .i felt silly lol


@thread
so seun added afrowa.l.l to the word filter. . .how childish!
PropertiesRe: Welcome To My House by netotse(m): 7:03pm On Mar 18, 2010
abj in the house. . .lol, i grew up in lagos, so i have gidi blood in me though.

i live in an estate close to the games village, lived here for around 3 years, it's one of those, all the houses are the same style and same colour(colours are according to type of house though. . .as in no. of rooms). . .first off, the owner of the estate is a former senator and present vice chairman*(south east) for PDP(<---the estate developers never fail to remind us lipsrsealed). . .the internal road network is deteriorating, apart from that er'thing else is not bad, security-wise we have mopols that patrol the place(heck the mopols even named their part of the estate guantanamo bay. . .lol), electricity-wise, we're the largest feeder on in our 11kV station so that means light isn't sooo bad, at least it's sure there'll be light at some point in time everyday. . .as per water, we have a tank that'll last at least a week so that's covered.

my major grouse with the estate is that the houses are badly built, cos when you pay for the house, you're introduced to the contractor that'll build your house(that was a couple of years ago). . .the estate is large >2000 houses and the guy was giving the contracts to his people(not necessary builders) so our house was practically built 2ce cos my parents didnt like it so they had the guy redo most of it. . .the walls have/had rising damp(@iceblue thats what you call the mould thingy) it's due to some defect in the foundation, but there's this chemical that's supposed to help sha. . .we're trying that out.

as for neighbours, i have no idea who my neighbours are. . .lol, i'm serious.

as for traffic, this is abuja. . .there is no traffic grin(ok though i must admit traffic jams are creeping in though, my parents always say it's these lagos drivers that are causing it. . .lol).

lastly, we're building a new house so i'll prolly paste some of the goings-on here from time to time. . .

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