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[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=414415.msg5719340#msg5719340 date=1268928063]How does that save you from your misery?
And the unbroken steam of your Ignorance is a glowing proof of the failure of Nigerian Parents.
Your worst Nightmare.
Can you stop hyperventilating, Do you need a bucket to fill your tears with?
Pleaseee, With your ignorant and rude remarks I can tell you're an empty vest. . .a dullard with a flea brain.
And who's making noise?. . .
From the tone of your reply, I can feel your attention Craving soul from over here. . .
Ignorance at its best.
Abeg, when you have nothing nice to say to some one, I suggest you keep shut.[/quote]that's a low, even for you. . .i wonder how ppl get off on insulting other ppl's parents. . .SMH

oyb:
because you a re a flipping noisemaker who hijacks threads with silly incoherent posts - an empty barrel making noise so she can get a meaningless award of best poster

u harsh o. . .lol

if seun hadn't driven away awon windywendy, easimoni, pumping777 et al, that thread woulda put NL on the map o, it's 700+ pages, and in the forum they left to, the stock exchange thread is 500+ pages already. . .learnt mad stuff from that thread!

tkb417:
TOH/Re-loaded/Karmamod and many more

sharp razorr like mouth/fingers. I dont know how TOH and Crackles will be legends on NL o
they are/were trouble makers abeg

abeg no put almondjoy o
i dey fear to even post this sef cos she fit appear with plenty curses

@tkb
if almond joy came back to NL now, with the word filter and all, na vex go pursue am commot. . .that is if they dont ban her, she was on NVS until recently sef, obviously she was banned!. . .and i think windywendy's in canada not the US o

@jarus
though it exists, becomerich's legend status is non-existent outside politics. . .which begs the question, should local champions be eligible? local champs in the sense, some ppl never come out of romance, some ppl never leave politics, etc. . .

nigeriavillagesquare
(haven't been there in ages)

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You've never seen the person in the physical.  You've only seen the person on TV but you know that he/she is the one for you [/color]

like me n gabrielle union right?

@mama gee
it's not easy to be a star o. . .i want to be like you when i'm all grown up. . .lol

maybe it's cos most times. when you post, your post is not adding any substance to the matter at hand. . .e.g. someone asks 'where is yar adua?' a mama gee-istic reply would be 'are you asking me?' or 'i dont know'. . .imagine someone doing stuff like that over and over again. . .plus u do it all over the place, not just in certain forums, you're bound to be famous(or more correctly infamous. . .) but dont worry, we still love you. . .lol

fire his ass and then tell his parents why, or you can tell them first. . .but either way, FIRE THE CLOWN! heaven knows what else could happen if u tolerate more nonsense

i swear i didn't pay subscription for this thing. . .which kain awoof be this?

just watched episode 12(semid thanks for the link), things are happening o. . .i'm wondering about that parole officer guy sef. . .he's dodgy!

FL Gators:
Ehrrrm, where is my hubby seun to come and ban you sef. . . .

seun knows who's in charge now. . .if im get mind make im come now. . .'na me be the don juan of this crepe'

@interested candidates
i'm feeling nice. . .20% discount

[size=4pt]p.s.
it's not me and you that are going to derail amebo's thread o[/size]

samir101ng:
Your connection speed is too low. Also, i cant make out how many bars of signal you are getting. 3 or more bars should be best. For more info, lets chat on Yahoo Messenger. My id is samir101ng

added you. . .i was shocked to when i saw the thing o! never even thought to check it until you said so. . .so that's how those yeye ppl usu scam me abi

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=413883.msg5715462#msg5715462 date=1268868389]Have you ever considered going back to the cave in which you came out from?[/quote]as soon as i find me a missus to drag back to the cave with me. . .u game?

_{next thing you'll be saying you dont have any reason for trying garner so many posts. . .you're not adding anything to the thread.}


@thread
a cylinder leakage is also not likely to cause an explosion, the gas / air ratio is just too low

FL Gators:
Well *giggles*, me and my boo just got married about a year ago.

We dated for a FEW months. . . . . we became sure of each other one special night, I can remember it like yest.

I met him at church, he was one of the ushers. . . . came to my section, looked me str8 in the eye while asking for tithe. . . . .

shut up jor. . .who're u selling dodo to?

for those that are interested FL is in the market, interested bidders should apply within!

Arysexy:
Engr. Barth Nnaji - Power and Steel

Prof Wole Soyinka- Education

Prof Dora Akunyili - Health

Prof Pat Utomi - Finance

Femi Falana - INEC

Rev Chris Okotie - Information

Give them 6 months to turn Naija around

it's prof. not engr. and he has vested interests(geometric power) so he cant be a minister. . .

who dash chris okotie anything?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=413883.msg5715244#msg5715244 date=1268865318]You're not the only one. [/quote]better behave yourself. . .

[quote author=Black_Revo link=topic=414997.msg5715165#msg5715165 date=1268864218]No possible my brother, this not official so where is your evidence?

@Topic i find it hard to fully believe this report because it has been blown out of order.[/quote]but sebi if we make enough noise they can soft-pedal now. . .

samir101ng:
Hi Netotse,

Which network are you using ?

What kind of modem do you have ?

Whats your connection speed ?

Does your network support Evdo Rev. A ?

I have found out that the key to getting good speeds depends on you tweak your settings a little bit and you will achieve great results.

i use the novatel mc727, yep it's evdo rev. A(has always been), just checked connection speed and saw 115.2kbps

any tips?

i get ur point, the one i'm eyeing told me she loves me like a brother a couple of weeks back. . .man that was not funny at all o, i almost said 'what kind of stupid love is that'

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=413535.msg5714998#msg5714998 date=1268861730]u are an edo girl, it is expected  [/quote]u didn't just tacci an edo girl?. . .you had berra start begging for forgiveness. . .and she's from esan again. . .

Boboribo:
I met her in the church - where else? It was then fashionable to get the right one there. Not anymore though. Studied her for about 4 months before I proposed - through the Pastor. The rule is that the Pastor gets to know before the babe. We've been on since then and will be on till death do us part.

the rule was i'm eyeing one girl in my church now, but that your four months take style long o. . .i'm thinking two years. . .lol

this is the kind of thing we need to be organising protests against!

mahal:
Donald Duke   -   Foreign Ministry

Dora Akunyili   -   Information

now that you mention it, it doesn't seem like a bad idea, he's well spoken. . .has a good image and isn't likely to disgrace us the way some ppl have done in the past

see wetin man pickin dey suffer in the name of Ev-Do

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=413883.msg5700785#msg5700785 date=1268701299]Who filled your brain with these bullCrap? [/quote][quote author=mama-gee link=topic=413883.msg5714813#msg5714813 date=1268858811]You're sooo daft!
I'm asking you, who gave you all these false infos about Cooking gases?
and you're here making a fool out of yourself. . .
Maybe if you knew more, you shouldn't have created this thread instead you should have gone to Google for help. . .[/quote]mama gee u can like to take it easy. . .

SeanT21:
It can explode.

i've never heard of a cooking gas cylinder explosion in nigeria before, however kerosene accidents, you dont want to get me started. . .


@OP
it could be cos of the price, cooking gas was deregulated ages ago so prices can get high at times, also it's more convenient for most nigerians to buy a bottle of kerosene, than it would be for them to lug a gas cylinder about. . .

Johnpaul88:
Prof. Chukwuma soludo- finance minister                       Prof. Pat Utomi- Power minister

you must be joking, putting anyone but an electrical engineer in charge of power would be a mistake!

mumsie's a parasitologist. . .

one day like this, someone left a CD on the dining table in the house and we were all going about our biz, that's how the woman said 'one of you should come and remove this CD from here before it catches a virus'. . .i cant wait to remind her of it. . .lol

na wa o. . .did u ask her wot type of discipline she thought was appropriate?. . .see me see quacks o!

how'd i get to be so nice?. . .if only these people knew me SMH. . .one of these days. . .one of these days.