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i'm still thinking about it, but if i go back, it'll be for a year before an Msc sha. . .plus i'm soooooo done with bolts and nuts. if they have anything good to offer me at HQ i'll go back!. . .

_{although officially, there's an embargo on employment in PHCN}(who wants to work there sef?). . .but as with most things in naija, it's only a problem if you let it be . . .plus the pay is shitty, but seeing as i'm still at that stage where i dont have much to worry about that isn't my main consideration

Lord You are more beautiful than silver,
Lord You are more precious than Gold,

You are awesome, You are worthy of praise, at all times. . .thank You, cos even when it doesnt seem like it, i'm on Your mind!

thank God i'm done. . .all the same i feel strangely empty, thats the last time i'm putting so much effort into another persons biz!

went back to the station where i did my IT today, it's prolly the station with the biggest boys(ok, maybe i'm exaggerating small ) in PHCN, it was like a homecoming for me sha. . .i swear if i could speak hausa my future in PHCN'd be sure. . .lol. kai see official cars o. . .from defender, to corolla to prado all in PHCN o, no wonder they call NIPP 'car show', the light situation in abj isn't going to get better anytime soon sha. . .too many square pegs at zambezi.

for a bit of gossip, i hear the director of maintenance at the villa(aso rock) got sacked cos their light used to go off every evening and he was accused of covering for PHCN. . .lol, man i miss them days o, i've received calls from hajia that works with yar'adua(thats who she said she was), some commander at war college and of course the senators all asking you to give them electricity. . .but kai we made those senators suffer o!

FL Gators:
why am I getting bouts of dizziness and nausea. . . .not enough vitays?

u sure say no be bomboy? a mini-chic2pimp

bluespice:
sis tope how can u consider cousin before sister?
see all these rich God fearing men asking for your help and you forget your own sister?

omo dada ba wo ni?

did i tell you that in addition to being richgod-fearing i'm well connected? my neighbours-uncle's-cousins-nephew carries bag for the person that carries fashola's bag, in fact sef, you may not know it, but i practically run lagos state. . .just come be nice to me and everything will be alright, dont mind that your selfish sister. . .

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=412717.msg5700366#msg5700366 date=1268694192]Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe . . . u get maga too?
i dont date guys with maga [/quote]ok, for you i will stop, walahi i am liking you that much, i will enter politics, how many houses do you want me to buy for you in london?

chic2pimp:
Oh boy I dey Give you Final warning oooo.

just leave her for me. . .when i enter office i will name you my P.A. in charge of university students*(female)

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=412717.msg5700325#msg5700325 date=1268693696]Crazy guy
Make una leave my chesticle outta this abeg.
How does £1mill sound?[/quote]baby, that is a small thing, as soon as my maga pays container lands i will settle everything. . .dikwa sure that is all? because i'm very serious o. . .money is my 'boy', i use him anyhow.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=412717.msg5700284#msg5700284 date=1268693316]Ahhhhhh darling . . . . .
your proposal sound tempting but how much are u willing to pay for moi? [/quote]baby just name the price, i checkmate moves with cash. . .i'm always willing and ready, no price is too high for me to pay to secure your chesticlesfuture!

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=412717.msg5700234#msg5700234 date=1268692759]Someone already paid for the brideprice. . . too late [/quote]what did he pay? i can pay double. . . stop playing with all these small small boys. i'll double what he offered and add something for that your cousin sef. . .yes i'm that loaded

are you trying to say that christians would never do any such thing?

@mama-gee
u kno u hv only one more strike left abi? so dont let me piss you off o. . .lol

busybody20:
Mama Gee, Are you interested in becoming a Moderator?      

you didn't know before? thats y she's been trying to rack up so many posts

ritchboy:
Semid
oh, so you want me to provide links to all reviews/opinions about season 8 on the internet so you can calculate the percentage that say its the worst? Were you born an idi0t?
The figure(90%) was obviously an estimate from what i've heard/read, if you felt otherwise then you have the intellectual capacity of a severed pappus.

If you feel season 3 is one of the better ones, its obvious you are the one with distorted taste.

You must be a 5 star mor0n for thinking i was bragging about watching it before you. If you dont understand English dont speak in public.

"small boy sense". . . hahaha, this chap is a lost cause.

wetin be your own sef?

@stilly
are u always silent? or it depends on other factors(how comfy u are with the person, etc)

when we cant disagree withour launching personal attacks on each other it's no wonder ppl are calling for the dissolution of nigeria. . .

@beaf and david
a hypothetical question, when the north is excised from nigeria*(assuming that is what you want. . .), will you now call for all muslims to leave as well? cos y'all seem to have the hots for oyb, and he isn't hausa. . .

point i'm trying to make is that as humans we will always disagree, but we dont have to blame it all on a person's region. religion or what have you(admittedly those factors play a part in shaping us as individuals)

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=413491.msg5698208#msg5698208 date=1268673259]She can sometimes be an irritant. . . . .I will take her to the next spiritual cleansing in the forthcoming Yom Kippur.[/quote]i highly recommend cele, i hear they use whips and chains. . .

i really like outstrip's advice. . .

another take, it could be that he's working soooo hard cos he's not comfy with the idea of being 'kept' by his wife(this tallies with agathamari's 'gender roles'), this could also explain his accusing you of having said he's not doing anything when you mentioned the flexibility-time thing. i suggest you take this into consideration before going with the whole 'he'll dump you as soon as he gets a green card' group. . .

it could simply be insecurity. . .i cant advice you on how to deal with that, maybe some of the other ppl here can!

Pennywise:
We recognize that pple like u are always there. When we come around you have to take the back door or hide in the closet. Sometimes we pretend not to know or pretend to be very angry when we know. It doesnt really matter.

nice one

Pennywise:
You dont know if it was the fiancee who killed her lover.

Any way my game is my ride. And its a very big game. You can spend the whole of your life toasting but when I come all I have to do is horn

that's prolly why your girl spends most of your money on me. . .

a girl should be attracted to you not something u have. . .u're ride game wont always be there. . .

back to thread. . .

it depends on why she's silent, if she has to be brought out of her shell, no worries i like a challenge. . .if she never has anything to say. . .i'm not hanging around for ish!

however, how u tell the difference between the two is an entirely different kettle of fish!

chic2pimp:
For Real?
I know loads of peeps in those schools. Along with a few other Private schools.

if you're nigerian and you dont know loads of ppl from those schools then you grew up in the village!. . .i'm sure one in ten girls in lagos is a QC girl for KC boys it's more like one in 5

sleek417:
netotse
ISL? no idea
QC, KC, Navy!!!

lol. . .i have navy and isl flowing through my veins. . .

Pennywise:
Great relationships, even marriages have resulted from kind hearted gentlemen giving girls lift. You never know. So why the hell not?

But If you dont have a car, stay away till you can afford one. Responsible girls usually dont like to be disturbed by street walkers.

worst lie i've heard in a while. . .if you've got game anytime, anywhere. . .just depends on how u do it, it's not really about the when or where, it's about you!. . .

disclaimer:you still have to be smart enough to know when not to approach, a girl is at her fiance's funeral and u want to toast her?. . .bad move, that kinda thing. . .

stillwater:
Chineke, tkb is not a small boy. Seriously I thought you were a boy.

tkb sey na u be this?. . .

BTW did you or any of your siblings go to ISL? surnames familiar

ADR is [b]a[/b]lternative [b]d[/b]ispute [b]r[/b]esolution, there have been talks of mandating parties involved in litigation to try ADR before the case goes before a judge, i think lagos even built what they call a multi-door courthouse for ADR courhouse, i woulda pasted a link to their website here but google has identified it as a harmful site. . .this is a news article about them though http://allafrica.com/stories/200903190148.html

beneli:
@BlueDiva
I no understand dis ya laughter LOL. Make you explain am small to me! 

@Ajanlekoko, thanks. But honestly, these things have a way of always looking (or sounding) better on paper!

But to be honest, I am increasingly excited about the prospects of the PALS and some of the other products we'll be introducing into the Nigerian system. Of course, I know that reality doesn't always turn out quite as smooth as the vision that births it, but I expect it's still going to be a very interesting journey. We have identified an office in a very strategic (i.e. accessible, not too posh but certainly not derelict) place on the Island (TBS), which comes with a lot of other functioning services (the use of a secretary, the mandatory generator etc) and we'll soon be piloting the service to test run how we'll manage the deluge of service-users (turned clients) that will most certainly come.  Once I have met with the team in the next few weeks, I'll give a link to our online presence. Did I say that i am excited? I certainly am!

So make people begin to dey prepare warn their doctors to treat them kindly. Or else alarm go blow!

i'm also waiting for y'all to start up o. . .there wont be a shortage of clients true, but you know the legal system in nigeria isn't anything to write homw about, although lagos is a bit better, heck they even make use of ADR sef. . .wishing u the best!

Krayola:
Why do the coolest people die young? RIP Aunty Mayo

My condolences. . .u'll need to help the kids take their mind of the news for now. . .

i'm not wondering what she's doing on NL, aren't u supposed to be in class or something?

my father. . .if you get it before him no wahala. . .but he and my mother have the same atrocious taste in TV programs and we kids dont watch a lot of TV, cant remember ever using the TV in the second living room sef, the thing has just gathered dust. . .lol

Beaf:
What do you propose?

What do you propose?

they should go after the embezzlers now, they should stop making people that are not involved suffer. . .

Beaf:
MEND has always warned people about this. They have been warning over and over for months now.
They will continue fighting for what is right and like true heroes, they hold human life very dear; that was why they gave a warning.
The corrupt system has itself to blame.

MEND will continue acting, while cowards pray and push their wives forward to fight for them.

i sincerely hope you wont believe all that ^^

the warning MEND gave, what was it? was it them telling people to stay away from the venue or was it just one of their 'government is a bastard , they will pay. . .' warnings,  hold which dirty human life dear. . .

like oyb said sha, lose someone close to you to their foolishness and lets see if you'll be singing the same tune!