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wash her mouth out with soap. . .(u jst had to go x-rated )dont spoil me o

funnily enough i dont know this wale.star dude!

Pat her on the back. . .nice doggie

i'm loving the advice on this page. . .except for the ppl that advocate doing nothing. the guy shld take a longterm view of things, the way he's going now wont help him in future!

put her over my knee. . .

agree with her. . .

nuzo:
And people thought the president is not smart enough to boycott the assembly when he knows that he may not make it past 10 minutes standing on the podium.

And if I may ask, does boycotting UN automatically mean one is boycotting USA?

someonw should help me ask the geniuses in power o. . .

i'll just smile at her. . .

put her over my shoulder

candylips:
@topic

who are the idiots making these stupid comments.

the ones in the nigerian government!

@phuck_nl
dude congrats on your admission and er'thing, go there and make naija proud!

but guy chill now. . .if you read all the posts in this thread you'd notice that people here are like a family, there have been times ppl lost their tempers but er'thing has turned out fine, abeg lets stop with the insults now and try and get along irregardless of what has been said in the past. . .this thread has come a long way we shouldnt let it go to the dogs now.

Beaf:
Andoakaa is there for Harliburton, Atiku, Tinubu and Ibori. Government will even die to defend these "exemplary" types.

my thoughts exactly!

Lord i will praise you no matter what. . .You mean that much to me, i'm grateful for all you've done for me

@outsrip
u're from jattu? cool, i'm from fugar but i hv cousins from jattu

MyJoe:
Male
Ehimhen* (that is the correct spelling if you are from Ubiaja or Uromi or environs but it becomes Ehimen if you are from Ekpoma, Irrua or environs.) means Goodluck, transliteration is "my guardian angel is good"

Ehichoya - God fights for me (transliteration "my guardian angel fights for me)
Oriabure - it is people we go to for help
Abhuluimhen (Abhuluimen if you are from Ekpoma and environs; "Aburimen" is a horrible European corruption just like Ishan is of Esan) means - I win the matter or case.
Oseghale - God plans
Eronmhonsele (Eromosele, more common spelling though due to the long-lasting effects of European corruption, some now even write "Eronse" means - My prayer is answered.
Ebosele - my medicine (jazz) has succeeded
Asuelinmhen (remember, always change mh to m if you are from Ekpoma or Irrua or nearby) means - my name be mentioned (given to a boy born after a long wait for the male child)
Ekeleoseye* - beauty is of the heart
Airelobhegbe - think if it were you
Akahomhen - they are listening to me
Irebhude - i take advice
Olumhense - he does me right
Okalo - first person
Osolease - his word is final
Oseremhen* - God gives me
Eghonghon* - joy
Idemudia - i am standing (often, not always, given under the same conditions as Asuelinmhen or Amiolemhen
Ikuenobe - I will never succumb to evil
Abumhenre - come to me
Aigbojie - you don't fight the king
Oberaifo(h) - my father's hand never dries
Itobiye - I will forever be grateful to my mother
Onakhurekhanlen - the pursued
Omesan* - a child of Esan
Isimhenmhen* - i prosper in a foreign land (people living abroad)
Uwaokhonye* - the battle is at home
Ateso - you say some, you leave some.
Udo(h) - rock


Female
Itohan - mercy
Inokpoare - I come from a great family
Adese - centre (given a a female born after a succession of male children
Ekpen - respect
Ivie - precious (transliteration, "coral beads"
Iyebagbe - i am not one to be crushed
Ebemhen - what is good
Ejemhen - good place
Omonzehio - the child brings pride
Edewede - the day still breaks
Aisekegbe - we don't know the other person has inside them
Amenamuon - my time does not pass (transliteration, "the water you will drink cannot you by"


*Both male and female

Note: The names may be given based on your mood or just because you like them.

i just love edo names man!

Gamine:
i may be next

All things are possible!

But i no go post am for hia ooo!

are you trying to tell us someting?

AjanleKoko:
bro, that must have been one of my low days! I mean when I made that comment.

The chap did mention something about establishing a career. In my opinion, that means working in a relatively stable but upwardly dynamic environment, with training and whatnot, exposure to projects. solid hands-on, etc, etc. There is really nowhere like that in Nigeria. I did my Msc specialising in Control and Industrial Electronics, and it was kind of an eye-opener for me. Which was why I settled for IT & Telecom.

Control engineering is beyond just knowing how to program PLCs, or getting proficient with some DCS/SCADA systems, that is some technician job if you ask me. For me, you should as an engineer be able to design systems, linear and nonlinear, from the ground up, using modern PLM tools from the likes of SAP and Oracle, not just playing around with hardware.
Those are the kind of projects I value, those are the projects that can enable you to put yourself on the same scale with engineers anywhere in the world. Very few, if any individuals exist in Nigeria with those skills, and almost no environment exists with that kind of challenge. I know a few guys, trained on some products like Siemens SIMATIC and some other PLC hardware, but to me, that's just like being a pricey maintenance technician

o ok i get your point, a lot of times its frustrating when someone is making something seem more important than it is, but its tough o, u want to learn but at times it seems there are so many obstacles on your path! here there are ppl that feel threatened by the corps members and so find ways to exclude us from work(it happens quite a lot) but i believe whenever there's a will there's a way, the obstacles just give u an interesting story to tell if u succeed!

is it readily available in naija? i'm guessing u use one, what's ur experience been?

what i meant is that if its a legal copy u want then u shld install the OS thats specified on the sticker on the bottom of the laptop and use the key there, it'll be legal


microsoft has no way of knowing whether u used an otigba CD or not, its the key that is used that tells them whether it's likely to be fake or not

babe, u shld post a picture not a document, pics are easier to view and safer also.

just us the printscreen then paste it in paint or something before attaching

chux76:
Hi Y'all
I am back again with another problem.
After i formatted my laptop and got it working perfectly,i couldn't get the key to activate the vista.I used the key on the basic OS that i installed but it wouldn't work,I later installed Vista Ultimate and still the key wouldn't work. What can i do as i have 26days before it expires.
Tnx

i had a similar prob and the guys on this forum helped me so i guess am obligated to help you!

which OS was on the laptop b4 u formatted it?

there should be a sticker with a key on the bottom of the laptop, and on the sticker it should say the OS the key is for, thats the OS you should install on the computer cos that key is tied to that computer so even if u run WGA(windows validation) you wont have a problem with the activation, the key for ultimate wont work on another other vista flavour, so if it was home premium that was on it b4 then its only home premium that'll work with the key and if it was home basic, still the same thing. . .best of luck


P.S. if the post doesnt make sense just holla and i'll try and be a bit more clear but i'm in a bit of a hurry now,

oloye20:
Wow this is a great forum! U really can't imagine how much i've gained.


@BOSS
I'm a fresh gradute of EE, Unilag. Currently working with a UPS company. I have very keen interests in developing a career in Automation and Instrumentation: PLC's, DCS and Scada Systems,Process Control, FieldBus Techology, e.t.c can anyone with industry experience, please help me with how to develop myself in this line and its propects in Nigeria today. thanks.

when did you finish? i might be able to direct you to ppl that know a bit about control

@ajanlekoko

AjanleKoko:
I'm not BOSS, but I hope I can make a comment anyways.
The truth is, asides ICT, there is nowhere in Nigeria that electrical engineers, or any type of engineer, can gain valuable industry experience.
Forget the gist about oil companies, as far as I am concerned, they still have to ship out their professionals to do internships outside the country in order to gain the exposure needed to perform. Manufacturing does not even exist.

but we still hear of people that do alright in those fields now, i hear i know when it comes to control there's one really good guy in siemens and there's also another freelancer i've heard about, i think the fact that the industries aren't doing well doesnt mean he shouldnt try to improve himself if thats what he wants.

when thw computer(desktop or laptop?) comes on is there a beep or a series of beeps?

hey pple,

i want to buy a netbook but i know precious little about them, i'd appreciate if anyone could give me a bit of info and also recommend a really good one to buy, links to reviews will also be helpful

P.S. i just want advice, i'm not looking to buy from anyone so there's no need for ppl to post their numbers here. . .thanx

*shouting* spikey spikey where are you? we have objectified you o, oya come and talk. . .lol

where's saga o, i thnk spikey put her pic up!

blacksta:
Stop kidding yourself  - what about the countless atrocities committed by the Nigerian police.  In every chaotic situations u will always find one element of good but it does not now mean that one good would influence the others.  In the Nigerian context that one officer will be chastised by the colleagues and the boss for not getting a financial gain out of the situation.

well you hear so many negative stories that you begin to believe that 100% of the NPF is filthy and stories like that give you a reason to doubt that claim!

[quote author=$poOne link=topic=333847.msg4685815#msg4685815 date=1254929152]Is it possible that these countries are sensing the weakness in our leadership – and hence going for the jugular?[/quote]thats scary!

Kobojunkie:
I agree and I am waiting as well with fingers crossed, hoping it works. Because I would also like to see Nigeria adopt similar measures and the sooner, possibly the better for us.

i have to say i'm with you on this one, even though my naija pride is still wounded, how dare they? <---rhetorical question

@OP
your post is barely coherent, this doesnt help matters, notwithstanding kunle is a very common name so barrister kunle isnt anything to work with. . .if u hv a deal involving money and thats all you know about the person then it reeks of fraud.

stories like this give us reason to hope that naija will improve!

na wa for all these leagues u ppl r talking abt. . .the only league am interested in is the one i can take home to mummy!

FL Gators:
rotflmao. . . .so do I
aww you got my cousins name. Cute. Kunle. . . . My pronunciation. . . .Kun le- knee down and beg.

Chamotex, if you ask me for blom blom again, I'll knock your balls off your manliness.

kunle and kunbi dont rhyme now,