₦airaland Forum

hey ppl,

I'm sure a lot of us have heard this saying at one time or the other(esp for the ppl that grew up in naija)

if you want to know how a man will treat you when you're married look at how he treats his mother

is it true? i'd like ppl's opinions. . .tenks!

ok. . .i see what ppl say when they talk about becomerich and his maps

make NYSC pay me my allawee now. . .the ground is dry o

@all
na wa o. . .we boys that are single online and offline are just carrying last. . .lol

@finemocha
but it makes her a slut. . .being 'fine' or successful isnt enough i admit. . .

@david
na wa o. . .next thing you'll be offering to give amaka tutorials

this thread is dying. . .

@tubabie and jaybee
ejo e ma ba thread yi je. . .no cyber flirting[size=5pt](except it is with me)[/size]

you've got to love NL. . .
and now y'all can carry your bickering elsewhere,

@finemocha
babe, easy on sagamite ok. . .personally i think you're taking this too serious, all na joke now, nobody cares if you put your finest pic up or not(abi dem dey share money for finest pic) or if sagamite is cute or not(is cuteness the SI unit of success?<----- which is what eventually determines whether you get the girl or not)

you weren't the first person whose pic he commented on to post on this thread but u were the first to diss him. . .think about it!

@amaka
give it a rest ok?. . .you're trying too hard

@TOH
. . .honestly speaking u're the only gel on NL i fear. . .lol

@dafidi
na u start this wahala o. . .

@sagamite
this thread reminds me of the banwo and ighodalo sturvs. . .lol


WHERE IS SPIKEY's PIC?

i think vanguard is a crappy newspaper and this doesn't help matters

ok. . .thing is landing. . .WHEN will we begin to notice its effect?

blackweaver:
Gani dead? oh no i suspect foul play
chei whose going to charge these crooked politicians to court now?

dey suspect dey go

RIP. . .now am wondering who's going to take your place

crazykid:
Oya spike put your pishure make we see you

i second the motion!

@sagamite
this thread is off the hinges o (on NL we have them in all shapes and sizes o)[size=5pt]. . .i've been take notes wrt stocking up my harem[/size]

they can attain the 6000 but maintaining it nko? and our demand is most likely more than 6000.

also the man did not equivocally say that we wld have 24hrs electricity

chamotex:
Virgin's club - Sign me in pls. . . . . .

u get bad mind o. . .see as u go dig up dis thread. . .lol

PapaBrowne:
@FunkybabyYou already did! There are not too many companies in which Sanusi sits atop their boards, so in just three guesses. . . . . I'll be right on point! I can even guess where you presently work alreeeady! [size=5pt]^{Ok I wont say it here on Nairaland!}
[/size]C'mon Funky, I surely know not to take them seriously. They are just a bunch of Iborilites!
Asides, three of the guys they maligned are some of my greatest Nigerian Heroes: I respect Hakeem Bello alot! Same for El rufai and Ribadu!

For me, Sanusi has commited a grave havoc against the Nigerian economy, so any article - (I care less about the reputation of the source)- that exposes his devious moves is ice cream to my ears. The guy really is losing his cool with the way he is going about this whole charade!

u must be joking. . .do u hv any idea y CBN pursued him from UBA(hakeem)?

if you can settle the accomodation wahala then there shldnt be a problem, cos thats the MAJOR wahala involved in the whole thing. . .guy am fine o, i dey bail go abuja today this niger state don tire me. . .when does the I.T. start sef?

@sister busy_body,
Greetings my sister,
i hereby wish to apologise on behalf of my backsliden brothers who have refused to properly welcome you to the light, i would be more than willing to take you under my blanket wing to train you in the way you should go!


@na2day?
you kno what they say about chopping alone and dying alone?

@C2H5OH and seeker
tell ur guy to stop burning my cable now. . .

meeennnn corpers just left camp o, so a place might be hard r u in FUT minna? where do you stay? shiroro dam wouldn't be a problem if you stayed nearby but if you dont then it cant happen cos they dont give IT ppl accomodation

chukudibab:
Dear Susana Ex

       i nave no say we ve to end up without me gettin rude of
       your life. After u theif that huge some of mony #650 i left to go get some COAT.   
       yeh, i no it  will be so cos i se yan for dream but, im still searchin for u in
       every hot junction even here for NL, i no u will be here to lookin for another
       mugu wey u go trim hair.
       

        Lookin Forward to see u soon.

parlez-vous anglais?

@unitee
if you dont have a younger sis a cousin will do o!

@na2day
no pour sand for my garri o

@gabry
which one you dey now? nobody ask you make you come here dey prophesy!

@fireman
do u hv any idea wot u want to do for IT? nd y niger?

Lord Your knowledge of me is too deep; it is beyond my understanding.
I know You're making me into something awesome thank You!

xqwysyte:
@poster

Easiest way is checking the fone of your partner over a period of time without them knowing.

ewwwww. . .thats shady

@C2H5OH
i couldnt resist o. . .its wasnt my fault it was the devil

@thread
to my very first ex
thanks a mil o. . .u taught me being fly is much more than what people say it is. . .u made me feel on top of the world. It was short but it was sweet, we tried the distance thing but it didnt work out and even though we dont talk much now i'm glad we're still cool. if you ever need me to beat up anyone for you just holla(as long as your sure i can beat him up, otherwise O.Y.O  )

to all my almost exes
odeshi. . .una no catch me. . .as i always say i no fit carry last. . .until the next episode. . .

if i dont go and shower now i will fall asleep at this computer. . .arrrggggghhhh i hate NYSC

ah ah. . .today is really boring o, whats happening here?

@galactico
grow a brain bro, first you talk about bombing then you now tell the poor girl to come back to you which one you dey?
you're prolly the type of guy that could threaten a girl just so she wont leave you, .

BTW wots with ppl and sending their friends and relatives to beg for them now?. . .[size=5pt]and they two will now carry their two left legs and go and beg sef![/size]

TheSeeker:
I heard Fidel Castro is getting better, can you tell us the latest news?

why do you want to know? did he break your heart?

@C2H205
when they say one woman that doesnt include your mom o! they actually mean girlfriend


@all
cant sleep so i decided to come and look for trouble

@ourwale
na wa o. . .this ur broker sounds so loving and caring, infact it makes me think you just might be your own broker, lol! no offence!

i'm wondering why everyone has a hard-on for the poor dude nowadays, the guy has done his piece jo. . .let him live his life and die!

@C2H5OH
how'd u manage to resurrect this post

it is tooo mush!. . .
@unitee do u hv a younger sister so i can change my ID to natomorrow and me and she will now be doing[i] indian love[/i]

@oyinda.
you know its all jokes now. . .plus am not a young boy you know. . .

FBS:
All these topics sef.

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Stop Visiting Nairaland!
My Bf Wants To Register On Nl

pssf.

at least gabry isnt an idiot, that other guy should be shot drawn and quartered

not necessarily renewable energy, i'm more into energy planning/management thats what naija needs right now and yes i will work in naija. . .where else?

y'all should stop comparing the US army with the nigerian army, if it paining u guys then go and write letters jo!. . .y'all can talk from today till tomorrow it wont change anything, how do you know US soldiers dont go through worse sef?. . .

kunmibola:
I think i ll definitely go for an ibo girl. The are sexy, excellent on bed, and if u find the right girl, they are caring.
Infact, i like them to d extent dt i can dump my gf for an ibo lady.
@olusolami,
its a pity dt i dnt like a yoruba girl. Im sory. AHAHAHAHA,

kunmibola:
Are u interested in being a phone intimacy partner(ladies only)? Kindly text your no 2; 08062350129. Pls no strings attached!

kunmibola:
Another embarrasing moment i experienced was on d day my gf came visiting at my cousins' place.she stayed overnite and we did it in d middle of d nite.i stepped out of d room naked 2 cleanup and flush d used condom in d toilet. As i steppd out of d room,guess who i met,

Well,i came face 2 face with my Aunty and u can imagine d look on her face,

kunmibola:
I'm in! My number is 08062350129. kunmibola2000@yahoo.com

^^just a few of our poor brothers posts. . .his girlfriend really is a devil for wanting him to leave NL cos he's gaining sooo much here, i mean we can all see how much he's gaining. . .i vote we all crucify the poor girl as she is not worthy of such a man as our dear kunmibola. . .*HISS*

now i know why ppl like to check ppl's other posts before commenting on a topic!