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that was how you carried last the other time. . .u spent too much time talking. . .in abt 5 secs i'm taking it off 5, 4 , 3, 2. . .lol

i'm soooo scared. . .

Kunbee:
Rili den let him defend himself, how about mr tree wassup wiv yall

i put out o, its just that u didnt decode in time. . .

nice pic. . .i like, u seem really playful. . .

chika98:
Netotse is not half bad at all o! Kunbee I see you!

kai. . .somebody beat me at my game, seems i'm not the only one that likes to soak gist

they are places in lagos o, wanted to see if you knew them, they're pretty popular. . .ok seeing as u showed yours. . .

*raised eyebrows* is that your definition of nice? (i havent had snail i ages tho), do u know awon ghana high, bank olemoh et al?

lmao. . .you're mean. . .i like that

but if you're willing out of the kindness of your heart to show me yours who am i to say no. . .

Kunbee:
I know i was joking
My offer still stands, lets strike a deal show urs i show mine

i stopped doing such since primary school o, i've repented!. . .

Kunbee:
U shuld so dat i can copy and paste your pics on my laptop and use it as my facebook profile pics

you are not afraid! you want the members of my harem to come after you abi?

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=316937.msg4662430#msg4662430 date=1254613551]hun?
i was referring to the man in the pic, i havent seen your pic kunbee[/quote]i'm trying to rem i think i've seen it on this thread i'm not sure sha!

Kunbee:
U shuld be cos i dont do ugly

what is that? in short i've vexed. . .i'm going to join PDP so i can stealraise the money for plastic surgery!

kunbee i'm hurt o!

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=316937.msg4662341#msg4662341 date=1254611728]nice pics, o mu omo gan[/quote]you're far too kind, now if you would just approve my request to marry your sister i wont mind! (dont you think our lips were meant for each other?)

Kunbee:
Which election , the actio can start if u start by showing us your pic

if not y not. . .here it is!

Kunbee:
LOl, lwkmd luckily for u no show 2nite

R u serious im rili harmless like neva i aint ekiti for nuffin, im fine ooo uncle how are u

ira ni o. . .der must be show tonite, i've already got the popcorn out

stop forming! na ekiti ppl get action pass we saw the election. . .lol!

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=316937.msg4662263#msg4662263 date=1254610242]pls intimate me, wat happened last night?[/quote]who r u trying to scam? i was watching y'all yday but it was on my mobile so i cldnt reply!

olatokunbo - i think its wealth that the river brought. . .its usu given to ppl born abroad

*thank God am at my computer tonite, i cant carry last again, i must watch it live!*

bawomolo:
^^

damn that's harsh lol

but its true o. . .it'll take divine intervention to get anywhere when it comes to power in naija

All na scam jo, jst be good at wot u do and it wont matter wot language u speak(figuratively speaking, lol)

Wot abt all d pple dat know hw to speak english but r still incompetent

@nana
Bush gel! I meant kenny n tope

@all
an msc's usefulness varies from field to field o!

Nana u hv spoilt my film show o, d toasting was going fine till u showed up,

We're back in bizness!

hey ppl. i need some help with the following issues. . .lol

what exactly is so unhealthy about fast food?

whats the diff between a burger/meatpie et al thats made at home and one you buy at a fast food joint?

spikedcylinder:
To be fair, Uju wasn't the first person to talk about women being objectified - finemocha was. And just to correct the impression, this thread was a refreshing, interesting and FUNNY thread about how sagamite interpreted pictures in profiles. Certainly, it is not a beauty contest as some will like to believe it is.
Saga is free to correct me though.

as we take derail this thread no funny o. . .i'm 99%certain this thread is dead!

i couldnt agree more. . .

spikedcylinder:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=98372

thats just wrong. . .

hotteju:
Guys unfortunately the owner of that profile is a guy
sorry to burst your bubble but all hope is not lost u can pally him to give u the email id of the babe on his profile page, that is if it is just not some random chick

Please do not ask me how I knew about this.

i agree with you o. . .its obvious this person came to NL to look for magas. He's about as female as nana and plat are maile, lol

but that said, i've got nothing but lust love for those works of art

TheSeeker:
Does anyone have an experience with McAfee anti-virus program? Lately I noticed it's been crashing my hard drive. Does anyone here have similar experience?

you're problem isnt specific enough

MrCrackles:
Husband

if she says husbands whats it to you?. . . she just might roll that way

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=261058.msg4565608#msg4565608 date=1253244608]Yes I know I asked you to mould him for me and paid you to do it, but can you ease up on the lovey-dovey stuff It is nauseating and putting me off my lunch The only reason I am allowing you near Pastor Na2day is because he is still a virgin and not wise to the ways of the world, so don't start getting ideas into your head because once you are done grooming him, I am taking back what is rightfully mine



Ha I don't want that large annointing to pass me by so what you say if I get myself a burqa and start covering myself from top to bottom to prevent other men from seeing me, and of course I would have some zips placed in strategic positions to facilitate easy access in case you feel the urge to lay hands on me which of course I would not let the other men know about


And I will make sure i get it in black so that [s]I can use it as a camouflage to dissappear into an of my lover's house without you knowing[/s] my ravishing beauty would not stand out and I can blend with my fellow women folks to save me from other men's roving eyes [/quote]update on the vision. . .it also included a chastity belt u know i [s]am out to seperate you from all your husbands[/s] want the best for you. . .

Sagamite:
Member: syrene

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=118308

Description of pix: Wearing a green top and blue jeans with a brown car in the background.

Says to me: [I am visiting and we just saw her parents off going to a party and she says] OK, no one is at home now, it would be boring. Where do you want to go. Ice cream place or cinema? [I looked at her like if she just dropped from another planet] Go where? When the house is free? Abeg comot your top jo, make I worship. The Twin towers, Fellowship of the things, The Return of "my" King, Lord of the things.

i just cant get past all the make-up!