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[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=316937.msg4772252#msg4772252 date=1256122728]all these ass whipping na wa oooo,

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https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=207655
Name: Maeden

Description of pic: flowery, almost topless (WOW)
Says to me: She is a model, and a damn gud one if u asked me, her she has the perfect body shape, look for me, what is left to be seen is if she is prepared to go on the adventure with moi,[/quote]thats not maedan now. . .puhlease we only deal wiv originals here

@thamesmead
heaven knows there's nothing more appealing to me than cursing the living daylights out of you, needless to say that your stunt was the dumbest thing i've heard in ages. There's no viable excuse for what you did and you're now giving tips on top of the insult. . .i really wish i could slap you through the screen

justwise:
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That much? And u still haven't seen your GP for mental check up?

this one has passed mental illness o, he needs to see an exorcist!

nethacker:
where is wems002? we r all waiting for u oooooooo
He has a good news for us all

really. . .thats nice to hear

Baby Jinx:
NL men. . .Abusive?!! Well I never heard such a thing!!

They are not abusive. . .just misunderstood.

You know when they call women names, they are just trying to express their gentlemanliness.

You gotta learn to read between the lines when it comes to this perfect creatures called NL Men.

Next time one of 'em calls you a LovePeddler or slut. . . reach out and give him a hug because what he's really saying "You remind me of my mama"

When he calls you a slutty desperate and frustrated girl, what he's means is "You are almost at my sister's level but she's light years ahead of you"

See, understanding is the key, it is what makes the world go round.

Now let peace reign!!

you are mean o!. . .lol

@OP
you too u hv mouth o, first time we "met" you were saying or implying (cant rem which) that all naija men are badly brought up!

FL Gators:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=287802

Godmother. beurriful

o ti pe ti mo ri yin. . .mo ti miss eh dieh

oyb:
offtopic 

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who dash am knight? more like Padawan learner attempting jedi mind trick through intimidation/scowling  

candylips:
see mouth

guy watch your mouth. . .those are the lips that drive spikey crazy o!

are you in school? your school should have a chapter or something now, u'll need to pay online for the membership o!

snatch the ice cream and run away. . .

capital of niger state, he was asking did u go to fed uni of tech in minna, niger state

africhika:
WOW! they took my idea!
they'll need actors who can do a good 9ja accent.


i heard she was dating a doctor in maryland. is that the new husband?
on her interview with CNN, she refused to talk about dating. the lady has real class.

we decided not to come public about us till we're ready thats why  

@rokiatu

mx is minna

it cld be because you thought about it so much that you dreamt about it o, pray some more and ask God to make things clearer

sey all this waec sturvs is for undergraduate sturvs?

"answer the most difficult questions within the smallest amount of time"? abeg cld u clarify that bit. . .

ankarara top jeans and my limited edition converses. . .i'm hawt!

all this noise clda been avoided if only these ppl had behaved themselves!

gatecrash for free lunch!

charles316:
u think sagamite is handsome,wait until i post my pic.damn,do u girls use glasses?

you have thoroughly missed the point, its not the fineness thats the main thing, according to spikey its the ponmo lips

Shola2009:
ma frend! you can block anybody u want on facebook.why cant you do that? I no dey feel this post ooo, u just ma time, p[b]osakosa wetin dey do sef??[/b]

james bassey of course!

spikedcylinder:
Sagamite, they say you have ponmo lips.

@sagamite i hope you know what this means? and this is just the first step o! if in a couple of days you find that you cant stop thinking about spikey then. . .(i wont use my mouth to say it o. . .)

Rosabelle:
Oh Im sorry that was na2day? He said that about eve and cheating. But you both talk the same kind of rubbish, so I figured I had the name typed in right.

All the same anyhow, you DO sound like a woman on crack, and you just prooved it. Or maybe a transversite? Or a crossdresser? You sha are more in-tune with your female side than masculine. You talk A LOT. And most of it is rubbish

ok, now i see why u said most naija men weren't raised well

nex:
When a few boys started making noise in the Niger Delta, we saw them wearing faded jeans and facecaps with leaves covering their faces and totting AK 47, a couple of months later, they blew up a barracks in Port Harcourt and left a note threatening the Chinese not to come to the Niger Delta, they're wearing full armour including military boots and baraclavas waving M16 Rifles in the air.

There were two things that caught my attention:

1. Who's afraid of the Chinese?

2. Which militant group in the whole world will prefer to drop their AK 47s for M16s unless they were getting large supplies free from the country of origin?

You can also add to that:

3. Which country goes around the world looking for militant groups to liaise with and use against their countries?

4. Which country in the world works hardest to see the downfall of Nigeria and is doing a lot about it?

this seems to make sense, lets wait and see sha!

Rosabelle:
What is Mills and booms? Is that a new word or slang Im missing?
Auh, what do you know a super mom is?
Come oh. See beef. Haba allow a woman fantasize joh. Abi you havnt heard wealth makes a man look sexy?
Im not a Schummi fan cos I think he looks local, but wealth always ( 90%) makes a normalo look hot.
Better go and make money and stop beefing the babe jare.

of course we do: its a woman whose daughter gets pregnant just as she starts running for vee-pee

as long as anenih's name is there nothing is going to happen we all know that much

oloye20:
@Ajanlekoko
Thanks bros, i really needed that. I plan to go for my masters abroad soon, in power, controls and renewable energy. What can you advise me to do, to make my chances of getting a good job and very good exposure in the U.K. better?

power, control and renewable energy? would it be possible to get an msc that combines all 3? where did you do your NYSC? was it in lagos?(i get the feeling i know you. . .)

there's s1 that finished a yr or two b4 u that did an m.sc in power and is doing his ph.d now u shld know him now, u cld hit him up for advice. . .

Sagamite:
Member: ceasyc

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=45408

Description of pix: Black top and blue jeans standing at the "B" platform in North Greenwich Station

Says to me: [We had attended the same party last week. I see her at the station and say] Hi [She says] Hi, I think I know you. Where you not at the party last week? [She does not know this is not a coincidence, it is target acquisition planning]

saga why you dey release our top secret tactics now?. . .take am easy o

tell her to go and face the wall. . .

imma bite her neck, so she turns into a vampire!

thanks. . .i'll pass!

michelim wots happening now?  

remove my safety goggles and wipe the pepper off it!

Lord i worship You, because You are merciful. . .thank You for restoring me!