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Manchester United will beat the hell out of them with or without VAR. Then Lampard can cry me a river

illicit:
ASUU don't fight for this, all they cry is money money money

As if na money kill them for their former life

Did you guys noticed how the same Bible is been quoted for and against to prove their point, I have come to the realization that the Bible has been altered or changed but the Word of God can never change.

realestniggah:
You lot are still yet to discover the power of telegram.
Join this one @Qualitymovies for movies always updated non stop

And
@movies101kian for TV series

Thanks bro, but the sizes are large don't you have a group with mp4 format with small sizes <=100mb just like 02tvseries

Please what is this interest on the stanbic app?

abraolas1:
whats the Steps i can take to close/Withdraw all my Money from Stanbic MMF

Any Help will be greatly Appreciated

Thanks

If you want to withdraw all your money, when filling out the amount for withdrawal make sure it is to the last kobo eg N358,543.85

English is just a type of language and does not show intelligence

lymelyte:
SEE is lit..the pilot started well. Enough to get you hooked

Very intriguing

Watching now
1. See
2. Knightfall

donstan18:
Who said that?

A wise man

donstan18:
Is your Church suppose to be blamed for your inability to change to a better person by giving your life to Christ after many attempts?





Mynd44 Lalasticlala OAM4J

A wise man once said "If church no change you, change church"

Squillaci:
I feel disconnected from my body/environment. I have Lost the ability to emphatize, worsening hand coordination, no longer able to walk in a straight line. Reduced working memory( unable to subvocalize), no longer able to "think" in my head so I have to write out my thoughts on paper or soliloquize, and people now think I am mad because I speak to myself, but that is the only way I can think as I have lost the mental sketchpad to organise my thoughts.
Month after month I get a new symptom.
First it was the inability to visualize or recreate any of 5+ senses. Then it was inability to tolerate everyday sounds; quiet sounds became extremely loud and painful... then it was the inability to steady my vision when reading. I was basically unable to read. I pack carryover that year. Then it was sudden head scratching. I violently rub the back of my head when thinking. My hair has reduced growth and redness on one side of my head.
Then the inability to block external stimuli(ambient sounds, irregular movement within my field of vision). This one means my working memory is always filled with unnecessary "noise" and I thus have very little memory space at any time.
Then it was "allergy" to pepper. Eating pepper suddenly threw me into a state of confusion. I literally run mad, throwing the food away, sprinting intensely around the house before coming to a rest.
There are other symptoms that pop up.
By ish is that rate at which unrelated symptoms seem to appear isn't something I can attribute to just depression as other depressed people do not have even a fraction of my symptoms.
I am thinking that maybe there is an underlying factor which results in the sudden and rapid apperance of these symptoms.
I am suspecting a tumor, as I also have tinnitus on just one ear.

Please what do you think?

First things first, go see a doctor for proper diagnosis then treatment then nairaland

My 2 kobo

Kessykelly:
I have been married for about 3 years. Unfortunately, my marriage isn't bliss like I planned. I saw the signs but too weak to renege on my promise for marriage at the time. My marriage is plagued with these behavior from my partner:

1. Intensity
2. Isolation
3. Extreme Jealousy, Possessiveness and Mistrust
4. Belittling
5. Volatility

What do I do?

What you see in others exist in you, work on yourself and see your marriage go blissful

AGUTT3:
is that an opinion?

that is booking ftc just in case

I followed you, you now need 3999 followers

Good question

,,,

liberalchick:
Why did they approach you? Usually thieves plan heists with people that will be beneficial to the heist. What was going to be your role before you backed out? Legally you are not required to report any advance knowledge of a crime, however if you provided any information that helped in the crime or hid any proceeds of the crime after the act, then you were aiding and abetting.

If you think they might squeal, I suggest you get a lawyer. It will be a very bad idea to go to the police when/if called for questioning without a legal representation. I am sure you are aware of the reputation of the Nigerian Police.

At bolded, does this apply to nigerian laws, seriously?

rOsy247:
Ok. I will use my card to make the transfer. Do I need to screenshot the transaction and forward to them?

Please note if you use your card you will be credited after 2 business days but if you use the first method as stated by Pr0cter you will be credited same day provided it is done before 12pm (business days)

FTC, so this is how it feels, hmmm, so how do I go about collecting the mulla

Omo see height, I hope the second pic of the world's tallest man is not Photoshoped

emmasoft:
It's simple. All they are saying is this: If you want to have same day value for your deposit, make direct transfer of your fund before 12 noon on any business day via internet banking or your bank app if any and use your Fund account number as the description/reference /remarks/narration whichever term is used by your bank.

Oh, I truly appreciate your fast response

Good day fam.



I am using StanbicIBTC MMF as a savings account where I regularly subscribe using my GTB debit card.



I was sent an email and text informing me that my funds will be given value after 2 business days when ever I use my debit card to subscribe. There is an alternative as contained in the email I don't understand and will need help.



"Alternatively, you can make a direct bank transfer to our mutual funds’ bank accounts using your e-account number as reference/remark/narration. An example of this reference is “1341012345”. Kindly note that you are no longer required to upload your proof of payment on our website. In addition, all inflows received before 12 noon every business day will be given value the same day while inflows that are received after 12 noon will be given value the next business day"



Thanks in advance.

Cunnilingus:
hello. Sorry to bother you. Can you pls explain stanbic mmf, interest rate, risk etc. Thanks

I will advice you start from page 1 of this thread to be well informed

Cunnilingus:
pls what's the meaning of mmf. What are the rates and is it risk free like Treasury bills

I will advice you start from page 1 of this thread to be well informed

F

Please guys, I want to know if these funds managers use simple or compound interest in calculating profits. Thanks

Following with my notepad

Adayoung:
I tried and i got this response that i have to leave a balance of 5000

When inputting the amount add everything to the last kobo and try again

pizardguy:
Unfortunately, I am too busy for irrelevant comments

Better, because we are serious here

Yem0350:
You have missed road

The next question will be "wetin dey pain you"