₦airaland Forum

Cashio:
how old are you.. not more than 18 I bet

You IQ is too low. That's unfortunate

Cashio:
kids be coming to nairaland to talk rubbish. You are a little kid who obviously still lives with his parents and just fantasizing rubbish.

You are not smart. It's not my fault. Good luck living with your parents. There is no fantasy in that post. Real life

akpokpo:
But bros, some of these girls, if you dey toast them and you nor get motor. Them go dey do anyhow oh.

Na so. Just move to the next one

This country na joke, las las. Make we just dey laugh like Joker.

Even country like Nigeria get 10 private jets, which includes an airliner (737) . Even our president dey pull up in a presidential private jet. Yeye dey smell.

Gorillabrain:
Oga ha kno need relationship wey go break my heart becox all naija girls are useless. Olosho is the best.. You done ever see were olosho cause trouble if no be money matter? But relationship we caused a lot of damages.

Baba, why olosho no give you heartbreak na because you no put olosho for your heart. So no put those women for your her. Put them for your dick

priceaction:
Likely oluwole things.
even if you cant draw logo well, but as that position he claimed he is occupying, how on earth wont you know your boss names and core values of your organization. Those guys are not fool. I have seen similar cases in recent times. In fact i warned a guy that did similar things but eventually he got similar boot back from canada. He may win against unlawful detention but for those records, he may not win.

What are you even saying? So he should start cramming names and core values instead of focusing on his job? Some people are not good with names. I went through university without knowing any lecturer's full name. I just know say the name na John. I have worked in many places without knowing the oga's full name. Those guys were looking for anything to use to cast him. People even have issues remembering names. These are real things any adult can relate with. Let's stop all these hypocritical attitude.

GAZZUZZ:
I'm pretty certain he does not work for the bank

If he doesn't work for the bank, why the lawsuit? You think they can't find out who owns the bank and verify that data? Those immigration guys were just being mischievous.

Draw logo? State MD name? They for ask am to mention his grandfather's name to confirm that he's from his family. Mad people everywhere

Gorillabrain:
you wan post your partner becox she ask you for money? You sure say u know wetting relationship mean? Abi your sexmate.

No be sexmate you dey look for? Abi no be you dey talk about olosho just now. I dey give you update, you dey gbege

[quote author=computersoft post=104804708][/quote]Computer, you don get virus ni? Na scam you wan fall for so.

Gorillabrain:
Bros husstle first.. Stop dating broke girls.. Go carry olosho.. Pay her and move on.. Na this useless naija girls u wan have relationship with? God forbid.

Baba, na toto be the deal, no be money. The olosho, na money you go give am. Better to get some girls (over 18 years old) and make them think you're in love with them, then dey fûck those toto on a regular. If any of them ask for money, dey post her. Women like to fûck too o. No dey loose guard dey give them money. Make her wet, she go fûck. Simple

Demigod22:
When I lost feelings for my last girlfriend, I wanted to end the relationship amicably by avoiding her and not giving her attention, but she was not getting the point. I tried talking to her but she won't even listen. Although, I ended the relationship as peaceful as I can, but she felt really bad and hurt.

In any relationship, the person that love most gets hurt the most.

Next time, make her get tired of you and feel like breaking up with you. She'd feel like she won when she finally initiates that breakup.

SteffNikky:
When my previous relationship was getting boring I decided to end it without hurting him .....��after breaking up with him that's when I realized I can't stay without him ��
Now am hurt and heartbroken....I don't know what to do bcus he's seeing someone nowww...

Hello, brother Steven. You don grow toto now?

Look for that thing they said they don't like and start doing it.

The relationship will die naturally.

For me, when I'm done with a girl, I will text her very early in the morning, every day, and tell her "Come over this morning, before 12, let's fûck". If she no come before 12, I go shout for am and give some punishment. That's disgusting, I know. If her eyes doesn't clear after some days, I would start to cûm inside her mouth. Then move to fûcking her in the ass for days. No money involved.

Na she go tire, then quit the relationship. Then I go call her for days telling her that she disappointed me. That would make her feel like she won. If she comes back, I go continue the whole shît show until she quit again.

If a girl you don't like call you at night to tell you that she miss you, tell her "come over tomorrow morning before 10 let's fûck". Ask her to skip whatever plans she have for that time. Make it look like you are desperate. Girls get turned off by desperation.

Oga lift yourself out of poverty first. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

You think women are stupid? A woman will only cheat with you if she's sure that no one will know about the fûck.

She must have noticed that men in that office kiss and tell, they don't have sense.

This is from my experience with them chaste girls. If you come forming fûck boy, a smart girl would avoid you because she doesn't want to be one of your kills. Also, some girls no dey collect money. Once you mention money, your game don cast. Some only fûck pastors.

Always know that girl you're trying to fûck.

Whoever typed this does not have sense.

Schooling is not the same as education. You can go through school without becoming educated. The Nigerian society is the best example of that. BbNaija is someone's idea and people like it. You should go get an idea that people would spend hours on.

Now, run along with your envy and jealousy. Go put your brain to work. Schooling is not the same as education. I had to repeat that for emphasis. Not going to school doesn't make you uneducated. Going to school does not make you educated. Education is a personal journey.

This thread shows that our society lacks depth. No thinkers, just some dumb conformists all over the place. No wonder we have so much terrorism because our people have the mind of sheep

Kobojunkie:
Speak that which you really have knowledge of abeg!

It's common knowledge, except you have watered down your own religion. Remember, you can't say no to your God and still be in his good books. You can't even criticise him. There is no freedom of you can't freely say no without grave consequences. Religion stands against freedom.

Simran94:
This is very wrong!!!! You don't need to be an inflencer on twitter to get 1000 views a day. Go and check some tweets with high engagements and check the number of followers the person who made the tweet has, then compare. Forget about being an influencer, It all depends on the kind of tweets if it's an interactive post or something people can relate with. Post anything to shade Davido, or wizkid and see if you won't have mad engagements on your tweets.
I have seen people with less than 50 followers on twitter with lots of engagements (like over 10k likes and comments) on a particular post because it's an interactive post and people kept retweeting as they were reading and commenting.

Those are exceptions. Don't work with exceptional cases. I also use Twitter. I know Nairaland creates an even playing field you can never get on Twitter or Facebook. Nairaland is in a class of its own.

No Christian or Muslim woman should be a feminist. Those religions are 100% against feminism.

There is no correlation between religion and freedom. Even democracy is against everything religion stands for. This world is a mess. Most people don't even think about what they're getting themselves into.

sirblend:
1 US DOLLARS = 14 SEYCHELLES RUPEES
1 SEYCHELLES = N30.33 (Naira)
I would choose Seychelles over Nigeria for the following reasons.
1) 24 hours power supply
2) They boost of a stable economy.
3) Education is free for individuals age 5-18.
4) Good health care system. For your information a lot of Nigerians are in Seychelles.
5) It is the most secured country in Africa. (No banditry, no ritualism, no kidnapping).

Have you heard of the term "extremely expensive"? That's the definition of countries like Seychelles.

Simran94:
My advice to you is to post this on twitter and believe me you will get sensible and matured advice. Just take a look at the responses people are giving here.

These Nairaland has become a breeding ground for some adults that don't think in a matured way.

You can't even compare Nairaland with Twitter. Nairaland, in one day you can get 1000 views. On Twitter, if you can get 1000 view a day, you must be an influencer. Those are two very different platforms. Nairaland is way ahead of Twitter in terms of community.

So you are looking for sweet replies abi? Dey there make pant dey wear you. Real life no get sweet replies o. You even lucky say you get people for Nairaland wey get time to lash you when you loose guard. The replies on this thread are very reasonable and real.

He even dey call her fiancee. Awon simp. Yeye dey smell

Babaflenjor:
While I was trying to do everything to make her happy she eventually pack all her things and left today b4 I returned from work, very very down rit now very depressed.

Delete everything about her. Move on with your life.

You now see why men have side chicks? These women don't give a fûck. Stop giving a fûck too. Be a man! Don't even think of begging her or even calling her parents. This is not the time to simp

It will shock you guys to know that Messi will not even score up to 25 goals this coming season.

This is coming from a Messi fan. He should have retired two years ago

RZArecta:
You forgot to add that the thieves were caught within two hours


PS, juxtapose this with the fact that northern bandits kidnapper businessmen have ransoms paid directly into their bank accounts and make calls with their mobile phones yet the gallant police can't trace them for arrest

Caught? Where?

snarkynehne:
Heh calm down it's a word i call kids. how can i be your type before? hehe pikin like you? and yes only my HUSBAND can drag the love i have for my popsi. Proudly daddy's girl

Madam, run along, you're not my type

snarkynehne:
Attention sha... Sweetheart you are not supposed to be here, it's for matured people only

Who is your sweetheart? You can never be my type. Go meet your daddy

Shebi una dey learn. Do not be a simp. If it's not your own, it's definitely not your own. Don't invest in another man's property

debbydams:
scan can be messed up sometime oo..had similar experience,,since she is swearing just believe her pls

Swearing? Damn, women truly think men are dumb. Simps are dumb tho.

DanielAlhassan:
how is that possible we hard sex two months ago and she three months pregnant I can't accept it

Don't accept it. Be a man and stand by your decision.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Danny, you only need to take her with you for a scan but any reading of 3 months below proves you impregnated her.
For one thing, if her claim of not having sex for six years before yours is true, which is not impossible, she must've become highly fertile for it to happen first time. The ovulation period in relation to when you had sex is another factor.
Moreover, the funny thing about pregnancy is it is said that if you have sex with a woman today and the she misses her period in the next few days, she is already a month pregnant. Going by this fact, I would say congratulations to you as a potential father.
I would wait to read from the guru's opinion on this though.

So you sit there and think your lies make sense? No be only a month pregnant, na 2 years pregnant. Yeye dey smell.

Oga drop her ass