₦airaland Forum

Nigga go and hustle.

Nigerians too dey carry rumours.

E get some things you go hear you go know say na hot trash. But the average Nigerian go believe am

Simping get levels

purples25:
Was attached to my first for many years. Only God saved me. Those first guys, despite all the rave about virginity, are not usually serious. They deliberately take the virginity to confuse and bond you to them so they can be having free sex with you until you turn thirty. The bond with the first guy is strong, it is like a bond for life, only emotional strength and God can free you. No matter where you go, you will return to him. Only prayers and God's grace and fate can help you.

He may be using the fact that he was your first to keep you as a sex mate. If that's the case, you really need to run. In my case I was advised to change my phone number, change location. Couldn't even do that for so long! How I separated myself is by Gods grace.

You don marry now?

EmperorTolson:
You be mumu,,,
You dey craze,
Na people like you dey disgrace female all around.
Imagine what this mumu is saying.
Meanwhile, how old are you?

No be you your pastor dey remote control for that your other thread ni?

Madam bring that toto here. Make sure say the thing goes round your compound because boys gats chop consensually. Baba don collect, it's now our brother's turn to screw.

My brother, no matter what you do, make sure you fûck that second girl better style. If you want to marry, being a graduate does not change anything o.

A mumu is a mumu even with PhD.

PrisonEscapee:
Directly from Wikipedia.
You think the fbi and Dubai police are like the Nigerian police service?.
13 cars at $7m is $500k on average per car. If he could spend $250 on a watch, what is $4.5m for a Leferrari?
How many $500k cars have you seen in your life?
Nobody did it bigger than hush, only person who comes close was tobechi onwuhara.

Baba, Dubai is not like Nigeria where you can easily own 10 cars, even if you can afford them, especially when you live in an apartment. Hush lived in a penthouse in Palazzo. He was entitled to not more than 4 car underground parking space. So that 13 cars is a fat lie.

Second, Hush was not arrested alone. They were in the middle of a job when they were busted. Those guy probably had their own cars there.

Third, Wikipedia is full of bullshît. Any cow can type any shit there, provide a lame source, and get approved by a dumb mod.

Fourth, as at when he was arrested, the penthouse he was living in goes for just under $5m yet he was renting it for about $100k a year. Of course he wanted to buy a penthouse. He was hoping to one day.

Fifth, Freeze interviewed Hush in his last birthday before they bust am. That Interview is over 200MB. He showed off where he lived and the cars he owned. Wraith (which he later sold some months after the interview), Maybach, and one old model Ferrari 488 (he was even dreaming of buying a Laferrari). He later bought a RR Culinan just before he got busted. That's about 4 cars. This is closer to the true figure when compared with the car parking Palazzo gave him. He could have bought more space but he didn't.

There was no $40m anywhere. Those are social media bullshît. The court documents are there for you to verify.

Critical thinking is important. Don't buy nonsense.

This is one thing all "successful" ladies have in common.

They just suck at managing success. That's why I go for the not so successful ones. It's easier to deal with them

PrisonEscapee:
Money laundering is a crime. Fraud and crime are synonyms.
A money launderer and a fraudster are both criminals.
Use your head.

Who doesn't know that money laundering is a crime? Crime and fraud are synonymous? Wow!
So a kidnapper is a fraudster since kidnapping is a crime? See sense.

PrisonEscapee:
Leferrari is about $4.5 million. Hush was caught with $41 million in cash.
His 3 cars seized are worth a combined sum of $6.7m.
So can he afford a Laferrari or not?.

You no get sense.

$6.7m
Which three cars? Wraith, Culinan, Maybach, that old model Ferrari? Guy you get mind oh. Simple Google search would have avoided this display of ignorance.

Una too dull for this country. No be only $40m. If you know anything about Dubai financial system, you wouldn't say that.

PrisonEscapee:
It doesn't. But in most cases, they search and seize cash and valuables.
Hush is believed to have stolen $400 million dollars in total.
Nobody did it bigger than hush, the only name that comes close is tobechi onwuhara ($100m).

So somebody wey get sense think Hush hit $400m in total and he was still dreaming of buying Laferrari? LWKMD.

See sense. Even small pikin go know say na lie.

PrisonEscapee:
You are a compound idio.t. You no get sense.

Typical Nigerian

Jostoman:
This is a lesson for us in the south, South should also learned how to support their own people when they are in trouble.

As in eh. The thing dey annoying

pocohantas:
Do you know even know the definition of money laundering? Let us start from that. If you can accurately define ML, then I would love you to ask yourself how the process of making unclean money look clean, isn’t fraud.

Madam, you have answered your own question. Just study how money laundering works in real estate, you will know that money laundering does not imply fraud.

If people invest dirty money into my real estate business with my full knowledge and I pay them profit, shebi I committed fraud? We see this thing in Nigerian politics all the time but we're not paying attention, we're just passing judgements.

I wanted to ignore because I felt you are smarter than this.

sonofElElyon:
What specificity are you looking for

Money laundering is a crime all over the world.. there are laws against it in USA UK etc including Nigeria!
It is punishable by imprisonment !

Oga, no one ever said that money laundering is not a crime. Call things what they are. Don't tag someone who only does money laundering a fraudster. It's like calling an armed robber a kidnapper, and vice versa. It upsets. In fact, that one should also be a crime. You can be into money laundering without ever defrauding anyone.

Of course, you're still committing a crime. Not all criminals moving money is a fraudster. You can call them accomplices of fraudsters, but not fraudsters.

I know these sound like mere semantics but they carry a lot of weight. You doubt it, look at Kyari's case. Most comments I have seen are screaming fraudster but what FBI said he did is intimidation, harassment, abuse of power, at worst. But because he did it for Hush, he's now a fraudster to them. The word fraudster is a heavy one. It's as bad as being tagged a rapist.

sonofElElyon:
Money laundering is a crime mister!! Go do your research before posting comments

Oga, abeg we dey talk about money launderers and fraudsters. Crime is a very broad term. Be specific.

It's like GEJ saying corruption is not stealing and most Nigerians came for his head. Lying is corruption but lying is not stealing. Hence, we can't say that corruption is stealing.

sonofElElyon:
Money laundering is also a crime

Yes, it's a crime. A serious one at that because that's how terrorists get funded, and criminals become saints.

CountVersailles:
Dude, you said "a money launderer is a legitimate businessperson". How much worse can it get? Stop speaking with both sides of your mouth.

Yes, most money launderers use very legitimate businesses to launder money. Mompha had a legitimate business. He was well known to be into currency exchange business in Dubai. We all knew about that. It seems that that business was what he was using to launder money.

Yes, their business is legitimate. However, the owner has a habit of using the business for some shady financial activities. Example night clubs and hotels are commonly used.

I guess you're mixing up legitimacy with morality: right and wrong. Some money launderers don't have businesses tho. One doesn't even need a business to launder money. Money laundering is one crime that anyone can commit without even knowing. But money launderers on the other hand do it with their full chest.

HBB1:
Setting up a company and running illegal money through it isn't fraud?

Don't they manipulate the books?
Don't they defraud the government?

Abegi.

No, the first question, it's not fraud. It's money laundering. That's what I've been trying to point out since.

If you have done some research on money laundering, you will know that money launderers don't have to defraud the government. Defrauding government is a very specific crime just like tax evasion is a very specific crime. They don't even need to manipulate books because there is no book in most money laundering cases. I guess you mean tax evasion and tax fraud.

Let's always call things what they are.

CountVersailles:
Your sense of morality is wrapped, like most Nigerians. No surprise there. You are going down the slippery slope to justify murder soon

I said nothing about morality. Stop getting all emotional. I was stating that a money launderer should not be called a fraudster. Those are two different things.

I didn't even justify anything. Na dull people full this country sha

HBB1:
So a money launderer is not a fraudster?

Like money laundering is legit?

No, a money launderer is not a fraudster. They don't defraud people. They help move dirty money. Dirty money can come from politicians, businesspersons, fraudsters, drug dealers, etc.

A fraudster defrauds people.

Vlibray:
Money laundering is illegal sir

Yes, it's illegal. That's not the point. The point is that not every street guy is a fraudster. Mompha was into money laundering, not fraud. To tag someone a fraudster, they must have defrauded someone.

Street is a very long chain involving drugs, fraud, money laundering, prostitution, assassination, harassment, intimidation, bribery, match fixing, human trafficking.

I was upset when some people were calling that policeman a fraudster.

FarahAideed:
Is this Agbaya admitting he is a fraudster?

Every street guy is not a fraudster. There are money launderers too. A money launderer is a legitimate businessperson, not a fraudster. Pickers are not fraudsters. All these guys do is provide machinery for moving dirty money.

Mompha was one of the money launderers, not a fraudster.

robosky02:
This boy want to finish all him goals before season start?

He no just get sense

Monogamy:
We only read about Hushpuppy statement.

We are even yet to read from Vincent the guy that was claimed to be arrested on behalf of Hush to corroborate with the story.

Hushpuppy has suddenly become a reverend father, that his version of the story is reliable enough to prosecute others without hearing from them..

Actually, nobody said Hush said anything. If you look at the court documents, you will see that all they have against that policeman is from the messages found in Hush's phone. Hush did not snitch, his phone snitched.

Dey delete those messages, they no go hear. No dey use iPhone, they no go hear. Once they collect your phone or laptop, many people will go down with you without you even knowing.

Eriokanmi:
Hard fact. I met a gal through Yahoo messenger back in the days. By the time she showed up, I almost puked. There was another lady I met on face book. We agreed to meet in Abuja. She looked so alluring online. But in the reality after removing all her makeup, her face wasn't attractive. But there's something I like about her...she's well-mannered. We're still friends till date but with no springs attached, since after our first meeting

Una fûck, abi?

safarigirl:
It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.

The second one no like your toto

How do you talk with girls you don't love? Stop being a simp. There's nothing special about sex.

Hush did not snitch on him. All those things were found inside Hush's phone and iCloud backup.

From this thread you can see why Nigeria is the way it's. People too dull financially for this country.

Abeg make una learn to dey practice budgeting. Calculate your projected expenses, use it to divide your salary, then you go know how much you should save each month to cater for each of the expense. It's called long-term thinking. This is how civil servants build house on 100k salary. It's the same way people in developed countries buy house and car too. You don't even need to take loan.

Setting aside 21k every month from your 80k, you will have 59k left. That 21k is your rent. That 59k is your salary after deducting your rent.

OP you no get problem. Learn budgeting and financial discipline. With proper budgeting and financial discipline, you can afford anything. Speaking from experience.

Dailyparrot:
Not about cherishing anything but at least a woman should have some decency.

If you want to have sex, it should be filtered. Not any thing that has 5-10k will enter and do. It's not done that way.

Yeah, tell them how it's done. Continue simping for toto. Your eyes go clear one day

What a simp. In this one's eyes girls are sweet little things that should be cherished. Hehehe. One day, toto go see light