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you are not been honest. i believe in the process of going out with friends, you have seen or possibly slept with single ladies that are making you to despise your wife. for your own good, let the woman be and start giving her more of your attention, love and care.

Really ? Muhammad is not my God, neither my father nor my saviour

who needs an ignorant slave of allah like you to explain fasting to?

At long last?

Did fasting originate from muslims?

It is only Christians that do the real fast.

A guy eats a heavy early breakfast and a heavy late dinner and claims he is fasting

Who can islamize 9ja? is it possible? definately not.

May God save Naija.

Are you saying mohammed was not polygamist at the time of his death?

Are you ashame of polygamy in islam?

How many women were with mohammed at the time of his death?

Olabowale and mind games.

Are all russians christian?

All those soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan, are they christian?

Were russians killing chechans in the name of Christ?, BTW, your terrorist utter 'allahu akbar' before launching their attack, meaning they are killing in the name of allah.

May God intervene.

@ olabowale,

Possessed: to be controlled by an evil spirit <as mohammed was possessed>

Temptation: to attract somebody to do what the person know is wrong <ac Jesus was tempted>

The devil overshadowed mohammed and was controlling him, that was why he uttered the satanic verses.

In the case of Jesus, the devil was attracting him to disobey God, which He did not do.


Enough of these mind games, stop comforting yourself for following a fake prophet and repent, come to Jesus to give you the rest you so much need and the water of life.

I dont think 1million is too much, considering the fact that many politicians will be visiting by the hour and madam have to cook for them

did mohammed die of eating a poisoned esiewu?

Nigerians like been charged with contempt.
This case is in a competent court of law.
Let the accused defend themselves, BTW, they have the necessary amount of money to secure legal representation.

Let the law decide whether they are guilty or not.

The world is drifting towards insanity and absolutely into jugdement.
Those days you were still searching for a wife, you take a girl out and spoil her with gifts.
But these days, how can you take any girl serious when they are all dressed scantily without covering the essential body parts,,,,,what I call nudity in public.

Is it still possible to find a virtuos woman?

Beloved, this is a must read, hilarious but the truth, , enjoy!



An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.

He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .


Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is GOD Good?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.

But GOD didn't.

How is this GOD good then? Hmm?


(Student is silent)



Professor: You can't answer, can you?

Let's start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right.

Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it?

And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?


(Student does not answer)


Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?



(Student has no answer)



Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, Sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?

Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in HIM?

Student : Yes,
Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.

What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.


(The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events)


Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,

a Little Heat or No Heat.

But we don't have anything called Cold.

We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as Cold.

Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.

We cannot Measure Cold.

Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.


(There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)



Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.

Darkness is the Absence of Something.

You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light ,

But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?

In reality, Darkness isn't.

If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.

You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.

You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.

It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that

Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.

Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?


(The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going)


Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and

cannot even prove that this Process is an on - Going Endeavor,

are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?


(The Class is in Uproar)


Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?


(The Class breaks out into Laughter)


Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that

you have No Brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?


(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable)


Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . ,

the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.

That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

Why go to China, of all countries?

This is extremely funny

Are you for real?

am tired of hearing all those noise

Thugs

davidylan:
This must be the effect of Ramadan.

LOL,,,

Did I tell you I need your apologies?

Another count on mohammed's wives?

when will this idle gossip stop?

As Christians, whether rich or poor, the onus is on us to continue worshipping God in truth and in the spirit.

God have mercy!

@ huxley, duh,

Nope

No true prophet of God was ever possessed by the devil.

Tempted and possesed are two different words with different meanings.

islam, violence, and mind games

were the miracles recorded in the koran or hadeeths? BTW, you disagree with most hadeeths tht do not favour your arguments. How am I to believe in your hadeeths?