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Because she is expecting a baby for her husband, you decided to use oil spillage pictures just as their State! Make una free this people as they no dey come nairaland with 1k subscription just like you guys.

And you had been fornicating with her from the head of your bed to the tail of your bed even on chairs! Na you cause'am! This is not how to live a live. She has parents, you're not her husband and you dumped her in your house as your sexing machine and came to complain to us. Chase her out of your house or you will open another thread of "My girlfriend don finish me kpatakpata. "

Lie Mohammad is A Terrorist!

GraciousGod190:
no bro, am a business man.
finishing Ssce is enough, am 36 years old I should upgrade myself because her family refused to accept me for who I am.
if this is the end of our relationship, so be it.

Oga the fault is not that of your academic qualifications! They're using it as a cover up! Don't mind them.. It is now left for your girlfriend to play her part if she really loves you and not your money! Na so I dey talk my own.

Philipponzaghi:
Daddy freeze and Cho Cho.

A shameless old man who catches cruise with other people misfortune.

For saying the truth today! You're an agent of evil! I don't know who daddy freezer is but for saying the truth about these evil ladies corrupting and teaching children bad things; I agreed with him.

PrinceOfLagos:
I watched the few seconds video till the end and I must say that Tiwa Savage Is a shameless, old and classless whoree

Her shaved punna look so ugly

No wonder Wizkid banged and trashed her

Na make-ups dey help this women, She's so ugly that I almost mistook her for Whoopi Goldberg

Bitch!

Wahala dey ooh! Increase the volume on the Bolded!

MangekyoAlt:
Android 9

Okay! Oreo is somehow difficult to root but I haven't tried rooting Android 9 before.

MangekyoAlt:
I soft bricked my device while trying to root it with magisk about 3 months ago. I had to pay 4k with the man even telling that it was a 50/50 job. Also, I gave him to root it for me, but he couldn't after almost 2 hours of trying

Is there a way to safely root without any risk of bricking?
Bcus the last time I did, I watched many YouTube tutorials and also read articles from XDA forum. Im sure I didn't make any mistake

Are you running go edition Android OS (Oreo 8.0/8.1?

They called buhari "The new Sheriff " their heaven on earth! I laughed and now everywhere is turning into Benue State. Even the indigenes there are running away taking shelters in southeast. Most of them in Nairaland ranting...

Puissant:
Saddening

“He was called on phone during the service as he walked out of the church to receive the call. The sound of gun shots rend the air, which drew the attention of the congregation,” Okasanmi said.

What if the assailants were the ones calling him? It appears that he’s probably the target for this horror.

That's why people are always advised to switch off their phones while inside church or when service is going on. Devil used a phone call to get him roasted with bullets. A bad way to die!

helinues:
Hahahahaha

Sense over kill this innovation ( abi what should we call it)

People dey reason sha

Na wetin BMC like you brought to your fellow zonebies! See the heights of their reasoning! It will get to you all one after the other.

Where's that useless Benuejosh? That illiterate thing that ran away from Benue State and had since been hiding in southeast..

OyigboUpdate:
This mask IPOB man was live few hours ago with over 200 thousand views in a few hours, threatening to rain fire and brimstone if the Nigerian government does not bring Nnamdi Kanu to court on the 21st of October 2021.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29vFFPxVyPI

La click la bend! So far as you're the masked madman, people don't needs to open YouTube for it. Who doesn't know you!

richmond500:
oh, is that it?
Actually I am not mocking anyone, Rivers is my state and I am just trying to bring the bad state of things to light. This is not something I should hide cos its dangerous to health, I am not like the Yoruba or Igbos that does that

who doesn't know you

Lovenorth:
Nice development, as usual children of hate from the dot circle side would be very angry with this good news

You're a waste!

XXXXTENTACION:
Herdsmen dey kill Benue people ... Dis one still dey support Buhari ....
I Very sure he does'nt go to the market...

He ran away from Benue , went to one of the states in Southeast to hide and take cover and that's where he is commenting those nonsense from.

benuejosh:
SERAP is as useless as Biafra currency. They just sleep, wake and start acting like toddlers.

Which school did you attended; your level of reasoning is nothing to write home about!

BadNews:
The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) has denied claims ordering a to sit-at-home order across the Southeast region on October 18, 19, and 21 for its leader, and one year anniversary of #EndSARS protest.

In a statement released by its Media and Publicity Secretary, Emma Powerful, IPOB warned those behind the rumour to retrace their steps and stop tarnishing its image. The group said it did not issue any sit-at-home directive except on October 21 when its leader was expected to appear in court.

The statement in part reads

“Our attention has been drawn to the fabricated statement being circulated by mischief makers and paid agents of darkness that IPOB had directed Biafrans to sit-at-home Monday, October 18; Tuesday, October 19; and Thursday, October 21 for our leader, and One year anniversary of#EndSARS protest.

We want to make it categorically clear that the above purported statement did not emanate from IPOB, and we completely dissociate with such falsehood. IPOB did not issue any sit-at-home except on October 21 when our leader is expected to appear in court.

We, therefore, urge members of the public to ignore the purported statement and utter falsehood being peddled by paid agents of the government to create confusion and demarket IPOB. Their intension is to portray IPOB as a violent and insensitive movement but we know their antics, and shall beat them to it.

For the sake of clarity, IPOB has not called for any sit-at-home except on Thursday, October 21 when our Leader Mazi Nnamdi Kanu will appear in court in Abuja. Biafrans will solidarise with him by staying indoors on that day because we are all in the struggle together. He did nothing to deserve any persecution by the federal government.

As a responsible and responsive movement, we stopped Monday Sit-at-homes in the interest of our people. When we discovered that hooligans and paid agents of death wanted to hijack the opportunity to unleash mayhem on our people are cleverly blame it on IPOB, we stopped it. So, anybody sitting at home on Mondays does so out of ones volition and not on the orders of IPOB.

We also urge the general public to ignore the fake news that our leader Mazi Nnamdi KANU has been taken away by foreign government.”

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/10/no-sit-at-home-on-monday-and-tuesday-ipob-2.html

Wether una said it or not! Tomorrow is a public holiday! It is from us and not ipob..

lalasticlala:
As shared by @victoradewale_



Source: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1449654386926538752.html

Welcome! Now that you just heard first hand and one on one experience with those terrorists in uniform; you can now thank God for rescuing you from them. I thank God for your safety!
My people tell me the reason why this dude won't be happy when the Ungun KnownMen kills those terrorists in uniform; why won't he have a happy moment for it. Una wey dey open una drainage mouth dey yawn nonsense one day una own no go better pass this op's own.

Hello nairalander, I jus got married march this year, honestly am bored already .

The truth is am an only son so the whole pressure of getting married from my family made me got married although I love my wife she is beautiful, sexy and intellectual but I just miss the bachelor life.

I feel I entered marriage too early am just 29 although am well to do, with my own business and from a well to do home also... but am always feeling marriage is slowing me down business wise and exploring.

Sometimes I just feel like I want to leave the house and do what my fellow friends that are not married are doing.

I am scared I might divorce soon....cause honestly am bored the whole marriage thing just tire me although I go out with my wife and all that...

Please what should I do..??

Is it normal for a guy that is young and just married to feel like that

please advice

You want to explore and your wife is there! Use your wife bro and give your life to Jesus Christ and repent totally and face your family abeg! You're only missing immorality and HIV which God just saved your life from it without your notice.

DrChukki:
To everyone that will want to apply,

I know you've seen how messed up the system is.

You can see the they're the real law breakers. That's why no one pities them anymore whenever they have casualties.

But it's not meant to be so.

I want you to go there and make a change. Help us change the Nigeria Police Force.

We want to see real and respectable officers.

If you know your intention is to go there and add more insult to the injury, better sit down.

We don't need more problems in Nigeria.

Good preachings and if they refused to make a change Ungun KnownMen will delete them! No time to waste! Already, the uniform is an abomination in some region.

Ikillbrokehoes:
That one is blackmoney not Whitemoney

Decryptor:
When I saw the message, "MTNCEOKARL", I thought to myself that these Yahoo boys don come again but now, this article clears the air.

But why not just apologize and move on?

How the h*ll will they think that refunding a meagre 1mb will make me jump up for joy?

MTN and stinginess.





I don't think MTN will "throw away" 1Gb to millions of subscribers all in the name of apologizing. That would amount to giving away hundreds of terabytes of data which is the last thing MTN will ever do even on gun point.

It was only 1mb.

I saw the message and the video but wasn't expecting anything from them! They're too stingy!

benuejosh:
Peter Obi

Tackle the message as a literate not attacking the messenger as an illiterate! Show us that you went to school! This is why Nigeria can't advance!

SpecialAdviser:
Nice move. I am one person that believe the best approach to any agitation is to find a common ground to agree and move forward.
Nobody gains anything by being adamant and being stubborn to the plight of the people.

In any violence we all lose. Peace remain the best option. Nigeria cannot make any progress in an atmosphere where some people are short changed and maltreated.
- Release Nnamdi Kanu
- Restructure the country
- Grant Biafran remembrance day
- Fight Boko Haram with geniune heart
- Vote in Igbo president, after all they always voted you.
- Stop marginalizing any section.

All these will help reduce agitation.

we don't want reduction of agitations, we want to go our separate ways! Biafra must be restored back! Muslims ain't the kind of human beings to stay with! If its like getting better today, by tomorrow they will mess it up and even do the worst! You can trade with them but don't share a country with them.

abouzaid:
https://punchng.com/102-pardoned-biafran-soldiers-to-get-gratuities-minister/?amp

Another way to loot again! Nigeria is down already and these people still wants to kill it kpatakpata! When did Biafran war ended?

Leaforever:
Source:
https://instablog9ja.com/2021/10/16/annie-knows-2face-and-i-are-never-in-contact-pero-opens-up/

Nonsensical nonsense and social media GossipTV! Whoever that will swallow these, I pity that person!

Abdul05:
Na their problem be that,they chose to school dat way

You for close your mouth instead of commenting! Waste!

And when Ungun KnownMen kills them some shitty vultures from Benue State, Kaduna and Ogun and No man's land will be yawning dust! May karma falls on anybody defending Nigerian terrorists police online and offline! A sect of Bittered and wicked animals in uniforms. You smoke, you drink and when you see another person doing the same; you always wants to eliminate him but the same person had been buying you drink and smoke.

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Biodun556:
If referendum is scheduled in 2 months time, this is how ipobians will loose in a referendum:

1. Federal government places over one million Ibos in federal civil service on one month leave for them to prepare for referendum.
( this news will send shock down the spine of some ibos and they will be telling their family members the consequences of forfeiting their jobs some of them will withdraw support for biafra)


6 weeks to referendum

2. States and local governments all over the federation will place all their ibo civil servants on one months leave . This means about three million ibos are already jobless. ( with this news, some ibos will be shedding tears)


4 weeks to referendum

3.state governments except those in South East withdraws C of O of all ibos who have landed properties in Nigeria. This news will make some ibos to start selling their properties at give away price while others will be campaigning against biafra referendum.

3 weeks to referendum

4. Nigerian Immigration Service announces that all illegal migrants should prepare to leave Nigeria in one months time ( after referendum). By this time reality will set in and they will then realize the beauty of Nigeria and start asking questions whether biafra could offer better lives.

A week to referendum

5. Nigerian banks, telecommunication services, electricity etc would have started readjusting to changes that may soon happen. This will make them to reduce services in the South East due to currency, political and logistics issues. This means that their will be poor or no services in South East, consequently millions of more ibos will loose thier jobs.

Referendum modalities

Should referendum be conducted in South East alone or through out the federation for Ibos who are leaving outside South East?

In the end, it will be agreed that ibos outside South East must be allowed to vote.

What is population distribution of ibos in Nigerian?

South East 15 million

Ibos outside South East 30 million

Result of referendum


90% for Nigerian 10% for Biafra

[/s]Why are you too obese in biafra issue. Face your yoloba! Your type is the reason why people go hating the good people of Yoruba. You yoloba Muslims! Tueh!

benuejosh:
I have Inlaws from Imo

And you ran away from Benue State that is heaven on earth? You thought I don't know you,i know who you're even outside nairaland. You better be careful the way you dish out fake news concerning where you're using as your second home as Benue don cast for you. Thanks

SimplyFacts:
Your moniker sells you off easily. I don't exchange words with your kinds.... Imbecilé

Nincompoop!