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Family › Re: My Mother Is Toxic And Agrresive!! by Nicepoker(m): 9:19am On Feb 03, 2024
Op is your dad still alive?
Family › Re: Outrage As UCH Ibadan Rejects Sick Baby Because Mother's Refusal To Remove Niqab by Nicepoker(m): 9:12am On Feb 03, 2024
Has to happen in Ibadan. Always Ibadan.
Politics › Re: Richard Idowu Was Shot With Gun Laced With Charm – Mother by Nicepoker(m): 9:05am On Feb 03, 2024
Amotolongbo:
Can you imagine as big as Ejigbo is.
If there is a good hospital, he would possibly be still alive.

It is high time the well traveled Ejigbo people come together and think of how to develop their town, if the government isn’t showing to be responsible.
no be ivory coast wey dem de travel to.
Sports › Re: Angola Congratulates Nigeria by Nicepoker(m): 9:03am On Feb 03, 2024
Zonefree:
Nice one Angola.


But, why dem add cutlass for their national flag?
It represent the battle for independence from the Portuguese.
Sports › Re: "In Loving Memory Of The Palancas" - Dstvnig Continues To Troll Angola by Nicepoker(m): 8:35am On Feb 03, 2024
They can still be given IPhone 6.
Romance › Re: What Are Possible Dangers Of Marrying A Single Mom In This Era? by Nicepoker(m): 7:09pm On Feb 02, 2024
You fell in love with her eye color grin blue I guess. Wait till you see red. grin
Politics › Re: Some Nigerian That Went To Ivory Coast Are Saying That They Won't Come Back. by Nicepoker(m): 7:03pm On Feb 02, 2024
Thousands of Nigerians were in ivory coast before especially osun people. Nothing new.
Family › Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by Nicepoker(m): 6:55pm On Feb 02, 2024
KarinaSlim:
I laugh in spanish grin

Did u just say beg?

Format of our grandmothers grin

Who does that these days?

This boy is funny🤣

This is 2024 darling.

Wake up.
That our Granny's format is still the best. You know. grin
Family › Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by Nicepoker(m): 4:13pm On Feb 02, 2024
KarinaSlim:
If I was the one, I will walk over there and greet both of them.

Then go home, cook food and pretend like it never happened.

I will teach u the true meaning of hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

My silence go make u commit suicide later.

If it were the other way round where it was the husband that caught his wife with a side guy, what will he do?

What some cheating men want their wives to accept from them will never be accepted by them if the tables were turned.
After rejecting your food for a week. Na you go beg me say wetin you do. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Cries As Soldier Ants Invade Her House by Nicepoker(m): 3:17pm On Feb 02, 2024
They will do things that even the devil will form organization of demons to deliberate over. But common ants she is crying. grin
Romance › Re: Am I Too Strict? by Nicepoker(m): 3:12pm On Feb 02, 2024
He hasn't enjoyed her olosho phase to the fullest. grin send her away.
Education › Re: What Is A Plot Of Land In Square Metres by Nicepoker(m): 3:05pm On Feb 02, 2024
INTEGRITYA1:
1 plot standard in square meters is 648sqm that's approximately 60 by 120

But the most common now is 600sqm and that's approximately 60 by 100 which is okay.

But in Lagos Island axis where the land is becoming more expensive, some Estates are putting their plot at 500sqm.

But in Banana Island axis, the most common land standard are in 1000sqm and you know what that means, super rich.

In nut shell, the common standard now is 600sqm. Full Plot of land.
Guy are you sure. Because this your measurement is even bigger than an acre. Convert that feet measurement to meters.
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Developed Bad Habit All Of A Sudden. by Nicepoker(m): 1:25pm On Feb 02, 2024
Dominique move this topic to FP grin
Romance › Re: I Bought A New Hisence Smart TV 32inches. by Nicepoker(m): 1:17pm On Feb 02, 2024
Op you use ladder hang the TV? Even a giraffe won't be comfortable watching that TV grin
Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Shares Perfumes & Books To His Constituency, Nigerians Reacts by Nicepoker(m): 1:13pm On Feb 02, 2024
Desmond idiot grin
Romance › Re: My Female Neighbor Wants Me To Stand As The Man In Her Life. Should I? by Nicepoker(m): 1:11pm On Feb 02, 2024
You don jam sweet but psycho grin
Properties › Re: Building Material Business Now Is Heartbreaking. by Nicepoker(m): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2024
If only the brainless government can revive ajaokuta steel. Bring our coal mining back. Fix Itape for ore mining. But Satan has overtaken them.
Politics › Re: Take The Orders Of Yahaya Bello Serious More Than Mine- Governor ODODO by Nicepoker(m): 11:57pm On Feb 01, 2024
That's a ball less and a brainless man talking angry
Romance › Re: "Before You Marry Her Allow Her To Catch You Cheating"- Nigerian Man Urges by Nicepoker(m): 10:10pm On Feb 01, 2024
Jeon:
What is the difference between him and Eastern, Southern and Western Nigerian Men cheating on their wives?.

"Endurancing and Forgiving" in a bad marriage or relationship is same thing Men on NL normally says.
Will you shut up.
Politics › Re: Ndume: My Daughter Works At CBN, But I Spoke The Truth About Moving Offices by Nicepoker(m): 10:05pm On Feb 01, 2024
Light weight politician grin.
Politics › Re: US Approves $1 Billion Arms Sale To Nigeria To Combat Terrorism by Nicepoker(m): 9:57pm On Feb 01, 2024
Even the USA never wish bandits to go. So they can keep selling us weapons.
Crime › Re: Woman Arrested For Licking Dog Sperm In Lagos by Nicepoker(m): 5:37pm On Feb 01, 2024
kestolove95:
How did they get the cat n dog sperm?
She has been sleeping with those animals. grin
Crime › Re: Tesla Engineer Attacked By Robot At Company’s Giga Texas Factory, Report Says by Nicepoker(m): 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2024
Let the machines take over. In terminator's voice. "I will be back"
Romance › Re: See What Online Loan App Did To This Girl. by Nicepoker(m): 5:27pm On Feb 01, 2024
Gang of urgent 2k grin.
Is she on nairaland?
Food › Re: Can You Eat These? (picture) by Nicepoker(m): 5:10pm On Feb 01, 2024
TYCO77:
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Yes, these are larva sourced from waned raffia palm tree which later metamorphosed to a kind of beetle found mostly in fresh palm wine. The Igbo name for this type of beetle is 'Akpakiri'. The other kind of larva is sourced from withered oil palm tree which metamorphosed to rhino beetle that you referred, Igbos call it 'Otugbu'. However, both are edible and nutritious.
A true legend grin the raffia palm own is very delicious. That palm tree own you go borrowed extra teeth before you chop am. grin
Fashion › Re: AFCON: Ivorian Fan Apologises To Family After Caught Wooing Lady During Senegal by Nicepoker(m): 2:07pm On Feb 01, 2024
Apologize for what.
Crime › Re: Pastor Pleads For Mercy After Being Caught Wearing Full Camo (pic/video) by Nicepoker(m): 8:25am On Feb 01, 2024
.The olosho above has dropped topic for early morning meditation. grin
Politics › Re: My Salary Is 50k - Nigeria Soldier Cries Out After Being Charged 70k Transport by Nicepoker(m): 8:16am On Feb 01, 2024
talk2hb1:
I know but it's beyond his control, he doesn't determine his salary, he doesn't determine tfare, he can only control his response to the situation.
A childhood friend came back with damaged limbs, fighting in the north. We the friends even had to get some money among ourselves to get him a wheelchair. I told him not to join the army. Stuffs like this de vex me. How on earth will you pay people protecting lives and property 50k.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by Nicepoker(m): 8:09am On Feb 01, 2024
The moment I saw "my girlfriend" I just stopped reading. grin it won't be long you might come back for relationship advice grin
Politics › Re: My Salary Is 50k - Nigeria Soldier Cries Out After Being Charged 70k Transport by Nicepoker(m): 8:06am On Feb 01, 2024
talk2hb1:
Instead of some idiots to appreciate him as a soldier in Nigeria Army, all you could say is rubbish.
If you don't want to be unfortunate with your generation to come abuse me
How long can our soldiers hang on like this. Its bad. This democratic government is killing dreams of many.

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