₦airaland Forum

majamajic:
luck exists

Really? Tell me more about the Lucky Jersey. Our opponents were far better pls.

The way some people tackle issues in this country is so awkward. What has the jersey got to do with their shambolic display.

Onyi22:
At least, she is far better than some Lazy Nairaland guys that don't even know where the BBN house is located......
Ride on Ella

This man again.

femi4:
When they ll not do exercise

Because she is fat I guess. What kills slim people then?

BareFacedLies:
Speak for yourself please

I didn't mention anybody.

And the loosing team was captained by who? See how some people do reason.

Op so you felt like having premarital sex raw. When last did you go for HIV test?

She resemble magnesium foil

donbachi:
No be d person una sey get belle?.

Na constipation do am o.

EVILFOREST:
When you visit the U.S. you will see MEN who have been dating a lady for 20years without professing nor proposing marriage to her.
The REASON is simple....
When unmarried, no law recognises such.
You break up, you take your hard earned wealth and leave.
But when MARRIED u can be rendered HOMELESS by the lady you brought from AFRICA...
Women rarely manage POWER well.
Our HOLY BIBLE pointed out that when a KING asked her daughter to make a Birthday wish, she went as far as requesting for the HEAD OF JOHN the BAPTIST.
Her FATHER, the KING became demeaned..

That particular set of God's creation has taught a lot of men bitter lessons and more are still eager to be taught same lessons.

Queenmark:
And I was upset when I failed ecobank test. God knows best

So this news has vindicated your failure. .

EVILFOREST:
I will advise you to bring 2 more LADIES home, you will see her SIT UP.
They detest competition in all forms.

MEN should start making plans of bringing more Ladies home. This updates the BRAINS of most stubborn wives.
Better still leave the apartment for her.
Go get a NEW ONE....

you are so on point. Competition increases productivity

Superstition won't kill us. That beautiful Jersey has nothing to do with the shambolic display we all witnessed this evening.

Bring one of your girlfriends home. Let's see if she will be able to withstand the shock.

Go into the rural areas and you will see how Fulanis have ravaged the fertile soil fit for crop production all in the name of cattle rearing in South West.

Andhominem:
I hope piggiidddiotts can now see that Fulanis don't take Yorubas for granted. They know what we are capable of...

I expect the killers of our Yoruba sister to apprehended soonest.

But then, I just want Fulani herdsmen out! Let SW governors enact anti open-grazing law ASAP.

Nonsense!!

Go to the rural settlements and you will see how these Fulani herdsmen are being worshipped there.

starbuck:
Extend my regards to my mom

how are you sure they will meet at the same place.

Nukilia:
Why the loud noise? Everyday Nigerians drink litres of expired coke, fanta, sprite gala. .. Just tell me one food that is not expired in this country

Garri

Mutemenot:
With the large fertile land we have in this country we still import tomatoes ..

If only herdsmen will allow farmers to enjoy their venture.

You will never see them dresses in better outfits. Always with rags like someone surveying a pit toilet

Onyi22:
Ike is Worth fighting for...
He's cute, handsome n am very sure he's from a wealthy home...
It's better I waste my strength fighting for a rich famous Nigga than a poor broke ass guy....

Money n fame walks hand in hand

you this man

desiregold:
No matter how well you check, the day your village people decides on your matter, only a miracle will save you.

Mine was I forgot my purse at home and entered taxi with handbag full of nonsense (makeup purse, ATM, jotter, charger, scarf, pen, etc).

Got to the bus stop I was meant to drop and pay, I didn't see purse in my handbag, you need to see me searching like a mad woman and also shedding tears. The Hausa driver was already cursing me in his dialect.

One of the passenger (a guy), was moved by my tears and paid the money for me, I took his number, after work, I went home, called him and thanked him. Later transferred recharged card to him to show appreciation.

complete this story. I am sure it got to where the plot thickens .

Cletus77:
The kind advice una dey give people dis days eehhhh... someone said he is hungry and you're advising him to watch porn so he will masturbate, feel completely weak and die of hunger

Hunger do not kill it only makes your head spin

You are having premarital sex. Now that the sprit is giving you signs to quit you won't heed. OK continue

ommie:
..we started dating in February. I gave her all of my time, affections, care, monies.. I gave her everything she asked. I've been such a lover boy; what most girls craves for..

It all started when she said she was traveling to see her mum but I got to know that she traveled to a big city to see a guy, this she confirmed because I caught her by the wrist, she later told me that she has been dating the guy for years. I managed to forgive her after pleading with tears rolling down her cheeks. I was going to marry her.

Babe came to my house on Thursday night to leave on Monday morning. As usual, I tried fvcking her but she refused as always - I have not seen her pant since we started dating. Fast forward to yesterday evening ~ I tried turning babe on several times but she refused me.

At about 10 pm, babe was in the sitting room following BBNaija but left her phone in the room. I went to the room to make use of the rest room, saw her phone on the bed and for the first time picked it up and went straight to her outbox... Boom!!! By 6:51 pm, she sent a message to this guy telling him how she was Hot and wanted to feel his duck in and out of her hole. Can you imagine!

Because I am a straightforward person, I told babe when she came to join me in babe and she looked for a place to hide her head.. In some split seconds, babe was naked and asked me to fvck her for the first time since we started.

I hesitated but advised myself otherwise because babe has been a complete parasite; no benefit, no input from her since we started. I thought of refusing her because of integrity but....

She is here and mopping the floor.. I don't know what next to do to her..

pour more water on the floor for her to mop

holllandis:
Sorry there don't see white women as an achievement

In a country where 90% of women are white

Have you ever lived abroad ?

Your neighbors are white ,your colleagues are white ,your school mates are white

Why will you find a black girl ?

Keep searching. Nothing good comes easy

thebiggestgists:
Guys is it Nigeria Algeria or Algeria Nigeria

Both

If you never attended a boarding school then you really missed out on something spectacular

Hammer and chisel will do the job. Nonsense