₦airaland Forum

Elagancy:
if u like deny ur root or originate from hell. my business is my business and ur business is urs

See who is talking about root. Hope you know we have a lot of ethnic groups in the country. Continue to fight among yourselves. Don't forget most crimes committed is either from the west or East. Corrupt people.

Elagancy:
actually I was typing from my office at dat time. you yorubans are de main problem of Nigeria. instead of u to call a spade a spade, u would rather call it a farm tool





disaster is bringing their cows to ur doorsteps already

Mr. man so if I am not from the east that means I am from the west. Such a myopic reasoning.

Go and buy a good book for her to read

Igwe 2pac always looking like an endangered specie

Until you get married. Op erection will be far from you

Elagancy:
why don't we organise squad, invade de community and do to dem wat anegbete did to ifeku in etsako central local govt

you are typing under your bed.

Wizkid be like infected watermelon

ibkayee:
When is Nairaland going to change its emojis

we like our green aliens

A car worth that amount should be driven without any working fluid.

Who is the girl in the relationship

The heat is moving closer to the right direction

akaahs:
e b like say, i ll go sell of my landed property buy that company oo. nairaland advice me pls

your own. Abi your family land?

visijo:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Lkie if you Raed this peferct�

leageu of alcohlo conusmesrs.

blowjohn:
And marine technology or something like that in unical

marine science and oceanography. Unical

I know of an ex commissioner after his tenure. Went and change the number plate. Register with EPZ. Change the color from white to brown. The model of the vehicle is 2011 Ford Ranger. let me stop here his first son is on nairaland.

stag:
One NLer must know this...

There this awkward moment when you’re walking along a corridor and someone is coming directly opposite you. To avoid collision, you step to the right. To also avoid colliding with you, the person steps to one side too. Incidentally, to the right too.
To give way, you step to the left. Almost at the same time, he also innocently steps to the left.

You both get confused and both of you start going left and right in the attempt to give way.

What’s the English term for this? If you know, quote.

It's called sidewalk dance. A lot of people never knew the term.

Bizmagnet:
Nawa ooooo. RIP to the dead. I remembered that year two guys were fighting and I rushed in to separate them not knowing that one of the guys had carried a plank. Before I could say Jack Robbinson, I just felt heavy landing of plank on my back. It was as if trailer fell on me. I spent almost a month before I could get over the pains.
Since that day, I never ever try separating fighters. The only thing I do is pacify you before you move close to each other but once you start exchanging 'blows', I don reach my house. An average Nigerian is a jungle being who sees whoever challenges him as a goat that must be slaughtered. We need anger management experts in this country.

They will even beat up the anger management team

It was staged. They are looking for promotion and pay raise.

One lady was shouting up there sell the house use the remaining money and establish himself. Can someone inform her that ikang is a fishing settlement. He can only sell the house for some few thousands

Lovelyn451:
His peenis should be cut off and used to appease the gods

You know if the gods na lesbian. She won't accept

TwitterGist:
I have heard of
Dream House
Dream Job
Dream Car
Dream Location

But

Dream Wig Crazzzy!

Why always Ibadan!!!

Ibadan is an ancient city. Stuffs like this shouldn't surprise anyone

She will never drive again

mofedamijo:
You were probably born few weeks ago, go and read on inventions created by black Africans, go and search on inventions made by blacks in diaspora, you guyz will come online to spew shit, cause you don't do research, and probably stay in one location.

Thank God you say in diaspora. I am asking you how many of those inventions took place on African soil.

jagabanlewis:
It would take time before players adapt to this new change

It won't. They are professionals they have started working on it already.

Sniper alert.

pacino26:
You're wrong, we're 400yrs in reverse. The only thing Nigeria is catching up on is moral decadence and stupidity. All other areas we are comfortable behind our peers.

You are wrong. We are 4000yrs in reverse with no intention of going forward.

Adventure of the pussy hunter and the underage prey.

Op you are a learner. She just dropped something there. If you cheat on her you will become deaf and dumb. I pity you.

yerokunphilips:
Nigerian are the most intelligent set of people on earth ,our major problem in this country is bad leadership . 80% of people in Europe won't survive what an average Nigeria is

wrong bro. Lets assume Nigeria swap places with any European country. Go back to that country in the next few weeks you will be surprised at what you will see. If you call this intelligence I wonder why all the major inventions didn't take place in Africa. Don't forget those inventions were spear headed by individuals not the government. We only copy we do not initiate.

blackslayer:
sorry, i'm actually devastated....i never thought in my life this sort of thing can happen.

Well it has happened. This goes a long way to show us how we even treat our very own. If you investigate further you will be surprised that those guys there are good for nothing. Because someone with sound reasoning won't try such.

Look at what Nigeria has been reduced to.

blackslayer:
WHO TOLD YOU I'M NOT THE LAW....THE PENALTY FOR SODOMY IN SOME CHIMES IS DEATH....THIS GIRL WAS BASICALLY RAPED AND SODOMIZED....YOU DESERVE TO DIE....KEEP YOUR PREACHING TO YOURSELF DUDE ...I AM NOT IN THE MOOD...JUST MIND YOUR OWN FVCKIN BUSINESS AND DON'T QUOTE ME

Take it easy bro. We are not fighting.