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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2020
jpmoriarti:
Happy Birthday Leo Messi!

So sad Barca hadn't taken full advantage of Messi's best years to win as many UCL as possible.

A return of 1 trophy in the last five years is simply not good enough considering we have GOAT on our side.

Sometimes, it feels like we missed huge opportunity to stamp our authority on Spanish and European Football. Yes, we dominated locally but it would have been more balanced if this dominance translated to more European Championships.
Actually, if you count from 2012 (when he lost that penalty against Chelsea) to 2020, it's a return of 1 UCL in 8 years. Very poor for a Club that claims to be the best football club in the world and for a player who's often dubbed the GOAT cry
Family › Re: What Are The Odds Of Marrying Your Age Mate? by nickvanilla(m): 12:29pm On Jun 25, 2020
Bahdsypha:
So it's only to "open legs" and 'bow" that you plan to do in a marriage....how shameful

Do you think marriage is a servant-master affair?

I don't think you understand the concept of marriage at all, I would not wish for anyone I know to get married to you
That girl is very myopic. I know her type very well and I'll keep avoiding them like a plague. grin
Romance › Re: My husband says My Tummy Has Become Too Big by nickvanilla(m): 8:01pm On Jun 24, 2020
Tillatalk:
You better go and reduce that thing..i hate women with big tummy
Then you must hate Nigerian women. Especially the married ones. 95% percent of them have fat tummies. grin
Romance › Re: My husband says My Tummy Has Become Too Big by nickvanilla(m):
Lol. Just double his daily food ration. Let his belly grow big too, so the equation can be complete grin
Romance › Re: Guys Never Trust A Woman You Have Not Yet Married by nickvanilla(m): 2:59pm On Jun 24, 2020
This life....
Romance › Re: Don't People Want To Marry Again? What's Going Wrong In Our Society? by nickvanilla(m): 2:26pm On Jun 24, 2020
CanadaOrBust:
The woman is neither wicked nor selfish. She bears the man’s children, mothers them, gives him sex. What exactly does the man contribute??
You're just a troll and I won't bother to dignify your stupidity with an answer to that question. Now get off my mention!
Romance › Re: Pls Save Me From Becoming A Prostitute by nickvanilla(m): 11:30pm On Jun 23, 2020
This guy must be a coded clown.
Romance › Re: Don't People Want To Marry Again? What's Going Wrong In Our Society? by nickvanilla(m): 11:08pm On Jun 23, 2020
OgogoroFreak:
A friend complained to me saying he is tiered of his marriage. He stated that his wife earns 250k monthly while he earns 300k but even for little things like maggi ₦20 to cook, she comes to him to collect the money. The house rent is on him, feeding, children school fees etc are all on him yet the wife has the effrontery to quarrel with him saying when last did he buy her gifts undecided
This woman is wicked, selfish and unfit for marriage. Marriage is meant to be a union where people COMPLEMENT & COMPLETE each other IN EVERY WAY. All these self-centerdness is what makes people depressed and feel trapped in marriage. Make God keep us from these kind of partners. Tufiakwa!
Phones › Re: I Have 70k Which Phone Between Xiaomi And Samsung by nickvanilla(m): 5:46pm On Jun 23, 2020
These people that think that some of us advising people to buy Xiaomi are marketers. I just dey laugh. My guy if you're going to buy a new Samsung phone for that price, you may not like what you'll get.

Use that money and get a Xiaomi note 8 and I bet you, you won't regret it.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Set To Marry President Trump's Daughter, Tiffany by nickvanilla(m): 5:03pm On Jun 22, 2020
Sounds like karma. So he's going to get an in-law from the so-called shithole? shocked shocked
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Microsoft Surface Pro4, Intel Core i7 , 8/256GB Touch 2in1 Detachable Keyb-180k by nickvanilla(m): 9:05am On Jun 20, 2020
Do you have screen guard, pouch for MI A3?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 11:45pm On Jun 19, 2020
TalabiAudu:
Messi's last 12 games:

Valencia - Blank
Leganes - ⚽⚽
Levante - Blank
Bilbao - Blank
Betis - Blank
Getafe - Blank
Eibar - ⚽⚽⚽⚽
Napoli - Blank
Real Madrid - Blank
Real Sociedad- ⚽
Mallorca - ⚽
Leganes - ⚽
Sevilla - Blank

Shalaye.
These are actually very impressive stats for any player.
Celebrities › Re: Hobbit Bilbo Baggins Dies Of Parkinson's Disease At 88 (Photos) by nickvanilla(m): 3:36pm On Jun 19, 2020
Rip man.
Romance › Re: What Have You Achieved Being A Nairalander? by nickvanilla(m): 8:00pm On Jun 16, 2020
I've learnt how to handle women well. Thanks to iLegend, Harddon, Ubunja, Martinez and other legends.

If not for these guys, I'm sure I would have been the greatest simp/Mugu out there. When I was younger, girls could use me sha. But now them no born them well grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: What Was Your Monthly Income When You Married? by nickvanilla(m): 9:23am On Jun 15, 2020
I'm only here for the comments. grin

Please put the state you were living in at that time oo. 100k salary in Lagos = 40K salary in Benue.
Family › Re: Divorce Agreement In Nigeria. Is It Possible? by nickvanilla(m): 9:18am On Jun 15, 2020
Bhukkis:
I have a friend that is separated from her husband presently and she has married another man traditionally. The first marriage was a court and traditional marriage. She wants to go ahead with a court wedding with her new husband but I had to counsel her to first divorce properly from her first husband before going to court with her new husband. The problem now is that most of the courts now are shutdown due to covid-19 and the money the lawyer is asking for is close to 200k.
Is there any way that an agreement can be drawn up in which both parties can sign and the document will be notarized in court when they resume
Lawyers in the house, your legal opinion is required.
Thank you
Check my siggy. I can help your friend.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by nickvanilla(m): 6:24am On Jun 15, 2020
MrEazi223:
I've been following this thread since just decided to keep mute but now I think I need to contribute my quota.
I'm currently battling the same issue imagine someone we both have plan for the future and I just spent over 40K on us last month (May) when my salary is just 50K still have the guts to ask me for money yesterday, she even mentioned that I've never done anything for her in my life though I dumped her for that statement.

My advice to my fellow guys never spend anything on girlfriend rather spend it on your mother or siblings because most of them (girlfriends) are ingrate they will never appreciate your effort and will later tell you what did you ever do for them.

A word should be enough for the wise.

For those of you that may be doubting my story check pictures below.
I feel your pain Bro. Dating someone and the person doesn't even care how you're faring financially, your plans to improve your income,etc. All they care about is what they would get from you.

I guess it's a Nigerian thing. Even the ones that seem like they genuinely "love" you aren't left out. It's so heartbreaking.
Romance › Re: Playing 'Hard To Get' Works And Makes You 'More Sexually Desirable' - Study by nickvanilla(m): 9:26am On Jun 14, 2020
Sure. But only for a while.

When you start overdoing it, I go japa!
Romance › Re: She's One Year Older Than Her Man. Should She Be Worried? by nickvanilla(m): 7:26am On Jun 14, 2020
cooooooks:
Babes that are younger than their husbands still say this. And people of all ages and of both genders can indeed be immature and childish.
True. But it's more painful for the man if the lady is older.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nickvanilla(m): 4:56pm On Jun 13, 2020
Politics › Re: CAC’s Online Registration Portal Crashes, The 7th Time In 3 Months by nickvanilla(m): 10:52am On Jun 13, 2020
Lugard12:
The register for CAC now is How much?
Please send me a PM or Whatsapp 0808 259 0223
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nickvanilla(m): 7:44pm On Jun 12, 2020
Can anyone please recommend a good gcam for mi a3?
Romance › Re: She's One Year Older Than Her Man. Should She Be Worried? by nickvanilla(m): 7:27pm On Jun 12, 2020
I understand the awkwardness in this sha, as I have had a similar experience. In my case, the babe was even 3 years older.

Truth is, many guys would not mind dating/marrying older girls if not that many ladies don't know how to control their toungues in the heat of an argument.

Imagine having a little fight with your babe and she goes like, "I never knew you could be this childish" "stop acting immature" etc. How would you as a guy feel.

Ladies have this nasty habit of using the weakness/disadvantage of their partners against them when things go south. And even if they don't do it intentionally, they will still hurt you because whenever they are angry with their partners, they always talk before they think.

So except the babe is constantly loyal, down to earth, sensible and respectful, there are going to be issues.
Phones › Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using by nickvanilla(m): 7:24pm On Jun 12, 2020
Xiaomi for life grin
Phones › Re: Wow! Crowd At Slot Today For Infinix Note 7. Is The Phone That Good? (Photo) * by nickvanilla(m): 7:21pm On Jun 12, 2020
False news
Politics › Re: CAC’s Online Registration Portal Crashes, The 7th Time In 3 Months by nickvanilla(m): 6:30pm On Jun 12, 2020
As a lawyer, handling client matters these days has been hell. CAC, High Court, etc all functioning below 50% capacity. When they call and you keep telling them "in progress", how do you make them understand that it's not your fault?

I just tire!
Phones › Re: Which Phone Should I Buy At 50k by nickvanilla(m): 3:24pm On Jun 11, 2020
Go for redmi 8A. Available now at slot
Romance › Re: Red Pill: Why She Should Be Your Third Priority, And Never Your First by nickvanilla(m): 1:15am On Jun 10, 2020
Rilwayne001:
I have seen guys talk about their relationship problem on this board a lot of time. You see many of them on Twitter and on IG simping on every girls post like their life depends on it. A real alpha male, or beta male or whatever you may call it, need not, and never be obsessed with a girl, it's a total waste of time and effort. We all need to stop it and take the red pill. No matter how appealing she may, you don't ever need her as much as she needs you.

First of all, you have to understand no one gives a Bleep about you in this life, AS A MAN. Both male and female no one cares about you. The closest thing you can get as a man to being cared about is if you're useful. Implicit to the role of a provider isn't being loved for who you are but what you can do.

You must have heard that saying "true love is rare", it's just one of the bitter truth that you must drink and let it radiate throughout your body.

Most people are just using one another out of practicality. MEN HAVE NO INHERENT VALUE. Women and children on the other hand are valued simply for existing. One of the major reason why it's always a hard transition for man transiting from boyhood to manhood. THEir NO LONGER LOVED SIMPLY FOR EXISTING. THEIR WORTHINESS MUST BE PROVED OR THEY REMAIN NOTHING IN THE EYES OF EVERYONE.

Women preserve their value, while men create it. This is why average woman is more valuable than average man especially in this society that favors women.

A typical example is the fact that, an average women gets provided everything by her father till she's married to her husband. Her husband continues the provision. When the husband is aged and couldn't produce, her son takes over in the provision. So obviously she practically does nothing or really need not do anything. And this is why the feminists argument on inequality is a total balderdash as it only focuses on the winner.

This is it, for you as a MAN, success isn't a lifestyle choice for you. It's a must for you, because it's a matter of LIFE and DEATH. Life, because you can only be cared for and loved for, solely for what you can provide, and it's a death sentence for you if you can't, because you'll be useless to everyone and even yourself. No one will even pay you an eye.

Success is a lifestyle choice for women. Because a woman that fails in academic or business-wise can just give up and become a mother. The husband role is to take up the role. She'll still be wanted for who she is.

But who's interested in a loser manhuhhuh

Bro, nobody.

So to make things easy, make your academic/career or business, whichever like you'll like to venture your FIRST PRIORITY. Your SECOND PRIORITY should be your family, your parents and sibling, because if everyone runs away from you, at least to some certain extent they can't run away. Then you can make her your 3rd.

Don't waste your mind thinking of a woman that'll probably leave you for a better successful man when e red for you. A word is enough for the wise..

This is not saying you shouldn't have a girlfriend, but never make her your priority until you're married to her. Don't spend your money unnecessarily on her.

Take the red pill..

Cc: lalasticala seun
Next time before you copy and paste, give the original author credit. The bulk of your text was originally made by a Twitter usersome days back.
Romance › Re: I Only Get Attracted To Older Women, I Need Help by nickvanilla(m): 1:05am On Jun 10, 2020
Nothing wrong with dating/marrying an older lady. All that matters is your happiness.

Learn to see people for what they are; their character, habits,personality etc. Age is only a number.

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