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Sanchez01:
She didn't answer the questions. Seeing this 19 minutes long video and the number of f-bombs she threw makes me wonder why someone will be broke and have the type of attitude she has.

She confirmed it was a partnership but then Jude seized her Vevo account. This was before she said she didn't owe him. If she isn't owing, how come your Vevo account is seized by a supposed partner is she did nothing?

That girl is nuts. I'm ashamed that I supported her at the beginning. As in I feel like a fool.

Some people have no business getting married

omooba969:
What's wrong with being a bachelor?

At 45? Everything is wrong with that Sir

Naija246:
you just renounced a lifetime worth of freedom.
Come back in four years and tell me if your dick still rises at the sight of her unclothedness.

You will eventually get tired and irritated of her as time passes.

Enjoy your serfdom bro

Must you type? What sort of nonsense comment is this. Keep following your stupid brothers here on nairaland. Until you end up a bachelor at 45. Na then you eye go clear.

thatthing111:
HAHAHAHA! This made me laugh out loud...just the other day, one of my friends was telling me how his wife had been denying him sex for three weeks, so one night, when she said her normal, 'please, I am tired' he brought out his dick and started masturbating right there on their bed. She got disgusted and asked him to stop. He didn't, so she left the room. lol! I understand why girlfriends might want to deny their boyfriends sex, but wives denying their husbands sex is something I just dont understand.

Women are something else. You just can never get them.

hayoh007:
pls can a 24 year old guy date 17 year old girl..need an advice no insult pls

Listen to me. I'm a lawyer. There is no law in Nigeria that says people below 18 (children) cannot date. The law is not concerned with your romantic relationship regardless of age. The only thing that matters is sex/sexual interaction.

Now, according to the criminal code, the age of consent for sex (in the south) is 16 years. Mark this. It means that no matter how endowed beautiful or 'ripe' a girl is, once she is below sixteen, she cannot agree to have sex. Having sex with a girl below sixteen amounts to rape. ( There's nothing like "she allowed me".

Back to your case, the girl is 17. If you're in the south, you cannot marry her. But can you date? Legally yes! Can you have sex? Legally yes!

But is it moral? I do not know! I don't consider dating a 17 year old to be egregious but I'll advice you take it slowly with her. Don't demand for sex no matter how tempting it is. Instead be her teacher. Educate her. Be patient. No matter how things turn out, she will respect you in the end.

How can you open a business for her and still be paying her the same salary?

Agreed. Not everyone will make profit in the first year of business but it's better to slash the salary by say 60% so she can get out of her comfort zone quickly and find a way to increase sales/make profit.

Take this from me: keeping her on the same salary after opening the business would make her lazy.

Guy stop complaining. That girl is smart. You want to pursue all her other options abii.

Marry her first!

True talk

Hello Guys. Please I need your help!

I recently formatted my old phone. Gionee A1 lite. But once it got back from the phone repairer, I try to set it up but it's proving impossible. The reset factory lock is giving serious problems. I have tried all passwords I can remember for the gmail account I synced the phone with initially but all to no avail.

How do I go about this? Is the phone condemned?

This is a great piece. Well done OP

Hermionegranger:
Good Afternoon, I usually charge 20 Naira per word. But if the word count for the article exceeds 5000 words, then the price becomes negotiable.

You mean 2 Naira per word? Where do you expect people to pay 20 Naira? Anyway....

Hermionegranger:
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How much is your usual rate?

That's more or less what I do in Virtual Meetings now. Perfect work/life balance

Is that so?


But seriously, ex runs girls or bad girls have soft skills that make it easy to get husbands (good or semi-bad) Lol. They can cook, call their bfs every day, share witty and lewd jokes and when it comes to bed, forget it.

They're more experienced. They've made the mistakes already in their previous relationships and now they are the pros. Most times, the 'good girls', the ones who have kept themselves for their future husbands end up losing to them.

It may be sad, but it is true.

IamgratefulLord:
Hmmmm....
I went for an interview as a tecaher in a very big school in Gwarinpa, Abuja. (Expensive)
I live in kuje, on the day of the interview I left my house by 6am in the morning and got to the school at about 7.30am. The interview was for 8 a.m. Na so the proprietress come tell me to write application letter, write another letter about how I encountered Jesus, write a lesson note on Computer softwares ( System and application softwares) , then do teaching practice. After that na so the madam come interview me. I was there till 5pm.
I passed the exams, did well with the lesson notes, and also the oral interview.
Time to tell me my salary, the madam said that she would pay me 40k. My ears went deaf for about 2 minutes, I kept saying sorry... Sorry... Sorry... As if I didn't understand what she said.
I told her thank you and left.
When I got home I said to myself, f*ck it.
40k? Most Private school owners are wicked, they collect millions as school fees and pay their staff peanuts. I have a Bsc degree.
I also have a PGD in Education and a TRCN certificate and I also have a passion to teach.
I called my mum and told her I wanted to start my own school in kuje, my mum surprised me and sent me a huge sum of money to start my school. It was like film trick.
Today to the glory of God I have my own school. I bless God I didn't accept that offer.
Sometimes you just have to push yourself to achieve your dream.
I treat my staff well too.

So on the average, how much are you paying your staff?

Everyone needs to work on their bellies. Studies show that abdominal fats surround organs like the livers and kidneys and can cause a number of health problems.

Patience Madam. Patience. He's the doctor and should know the right way to treat his problem.

Sounds like a babe who is still struggling to move on.

HammedOlanaija:
You are right but when they eat and exercise properly that will never happen and they will still get that butts because the exercise wash down the metabolized food in the stomach downwards

They're always lazy. That's the problem. I can't even think of marrying someone who isn't athletic or doesn't fancy exercise. That's rubbish. Lack of regular exercise is not also healthy.

HammedOlanaija:
I can't believe some slim girls do have big stomach too Lol
There is one in my street.....Even the normal slim girls we still have to deal with their stomach side resting on each other like "3"

Guy let me tell you something.

Many of these slim girls with big tummy brought it on themselves with slight miscalculations.

Some of them are flatinoes and thought the best way for them to get some extra butt and be curvy is eating lots of fatty foods.

In the quest for getting a big butt (a sick obsession among Nigerian girls which I'll never understand), they got the extra belly.

It has happened to many I know of and is still happening right now.

Acidosis:
Well, we are online -- a platform where everyone claims to have a great shock absorber even though out there, we know how many of you react when told you're fat, ugly, or a bad cook.

Yes, you have a very good point. Truth hurts, truth is bitter. But it could be a game changer. Saying someone's ugly doesn't make sense since no one created himself/herself. But most people get fat when they eat anyhow and refuse to exercise.

In that situation, you need someone to tell you what's up so you can take the right steps to go back into shape.

Same thing goes if you're a bad cook. Get help! Cooking is a science as much as it's an art. Get a cookery book, practice, learn from your mistakes and be better.

You owe yourself the duty to become the best version of yourself or at least try!

Acidosis:
I pity you. There are better ways to correct a spouse than telling them they've got mouth or body odour. You're probably a kid with no form of relationship whatsoever.

Words are powerful. Saying one's mind unintelligently ultimately kills ego, self-esteem, and relationships.

Oga Ade what's your problem?

How else can someone let you know that you have mouth and body odour if they don't tell you to your face .

Do you even think it is easy to live and sleep in the same bed with someone who snores, and stinks for good measure?

The poor woman has probably been enduring for years since she got married and has decided it's time she told the man those things before he suffocates her.

If you're the type to suffer in silence, continue. Let those who know how to speak up do do.

I like women like that who always say their mind. Oga go and hit the gym.

Hmn na wa o

Wetin dey do Lagos sef?

Chaii!!

Yesterday was very hot in my area. Street boys came out with cutlasses, heavy knockouts, while chanting war-like songs.

People were screaming and running for dear life. Pandemonium everywhere.

Amidst all this, not a single police van patrolled my street. It's a shame.