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Computers › Re: Lenovo Ideapad Flex 4, 8gb RAM, 1tb HDD, Intel Core i5 (Price Reduced) SOLD by nickvanilla(m): 6:59pm On Jan 11, 2018
How abt 105 k
Romance › Re: Food, Sex And Sleep, Abeg Which One Sweet Pass by nickvanilla(m): 7:16am On Jan 10, 2018
Sleep of course. Ask those suffering from partial insomnia
Romance › Re: Finding It Hard To Stop Masturbation by nickvanilla(m): 6:31pm On Dec 18, 2017
Prudent200:
i do lie up side down just like missionary sex style, and i will be banging the bed slow and steady
Seems you have lots of libido. If you want to trim down your urges, you gotta do these;

Step 1: Avoid jumping into bed when exhausted or sweaty. Take a cold shower twice everyday: morning and evening.

Step 2: Avoid raunchy texts & pics - anything that could arouse you.

Step 3: Change your sleeping position. Learn to sleep facing the ceiling or sideways.

Step 4: Go out more, talk to people. Find a roommate if you live alone.

Step 5: Get busy with life. Don't be idle all the time.
Shalom!!
Romance › Re: Finding It Hard To Stop Masturbation by nickvanilla(m): 5:40pm On Dec 17, 2017
Prudent200:
hello guys i need your help am still finding it hard to stop masturbation I need your advice, I started at age 18 I don't really know how now am 20 and buy 2018 I will be 21 I really need help am always guilty after i erupt I also did it this Sunday afternoon ...my kind of masturbation is am not using the hand... I do bang the Bed Lol ���,please help a dying brother i need a good advice
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for those of you who has come out of it how did you do it, I have this feeling am the only one
Stop watching porn
Romance › Re: 80% Of Romancelanders Are Looking For Relationship by nickvanilla(m): 10:52pm On Dec 07, 2017
So Op, should we fry beans now that you've concluded your research huh
Romance › Re: Many Guys Are Too Shy To Land The Girl Of Their Dreams by nickvanilla(m): 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2017
But Op money is still the koko. This is not Bollywood oo. Nigeria relationships are 60% about money.
Phones › Re: Airtel Keeps Deducting My Airtime!!! by nickvanilla(m): 7:50am On Nov 22, 2017
This is just pure wickedness. That is how I recharged #100 last week and the money disappeared into thin air. So unfair!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Boring by nickvanilla(m): 4:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
Learnstuffs:
Am an introvert too. I cannot allow anyone to change me. Accept me or go. Simple! Life is too short to be impressing people at your own detriment
I dey feel you guy. Some of these Nigerian girls are even worse when it comes to communication. As for me, no matter how beautiful a girl is, if she doesn't have a good sense of humour, then she doesn't stand a chance with me. I'm a funny person by nature but I can't be the only one trying to lighten up the mood all the time.
Romance › Re: Can I Ask This Girl For Relationship? by nickvanilla(m): 3:36pm On Oct 30, 2017
dollyjoy:
Some guys are just so dumb!!! In fact give them all the green lights, purple light join sef dem go still behave like zoombie. undecided
grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Be Masculine - This Is How To Attract Women. by nickvanilla(m): 1:05pm On Oct 18, 2017
Blaksheep:
What u need is masculine pocket to attract women. grin
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SILVERLINE CONSULT Any Info About Them? by nickvanilla(m): 8:38am On Oct 02, 2017
What's going on in this country?
The deception is getting too much!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Need A Sales Job Or Want A Better One? SALESMANSHIP CENTRE by nickvanilla(m): 12:28am On Sep 30, 2017
Yes
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Bride's Wedding Gown That Has People Talking by nickvanilla(m): 9:45pm On Sep 02, 2017
Later they will say women are not to be seen as sex objects. How else should one see this one now? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 7:47pm On Aug 31, 2017
biomustry:
PSG getting stronger
Of course they are. The only thing is; their reckless spending might lead to increase in TV. Viewing rates and the likes. Whichever way it happens, there must surely be a ripple effect.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 7:44pm On Aug 31, 2017
snowstormm:
omo,Na loan o grin with an option to buy him next season for 135m +45m add ons....PSG are fucking bastard
PSG are spoiling the market already. Imagine a 29 year old player going for 60 million pounds
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Get Offended When Their Crush Is Not Into Them by nickvanilla(m): 10:12am On Aug 30, 2017
Girls sef. I just tire for their matter. The shy ones are the most annoying. They would start squeezing face anytime they see you, avoiding eye contact and so on. The ones that have small mind will now start using those funny lines; "You that will not call somebody" , "you just abandoned me" "see as you just troway me" e.t.c undecided
Romance › Re: Please Advice Me On How To Quit This Frustrating And Tormenting Relationship by nickvanilla(m): 5:22pm On Aug 07, 2017
If she's behaving like this now how would she behave when you're married to her. Use your number six man. That girl even seems to be bidding her time to call it quits on you. Keep your distance from her. Show her less care and attention. If she doesn't come around but decides to blackmail you emotionally, dump her!
Romance › Re: What Do I Do With This Girl by nickvanilla(m): 3:29pm On Jun 12, 2017
Na wa o.
So one cannot collect a girl's number for the sake of friendship again?
This life sef angry
Romance › Re: Resolved by nickvanilla(m): 10:14am On Apr 29, 2017
Just move on. Aren't there others? Life is too short to get hung up with one person. Trust me.
Literature › Re: Black Love Diary. by nickvanilla(op): 6:56am On Apr 29, 2017
Life sometimes has a way of wowing you. One moment you could be struggling; sweating it out; barely managing to make one's ends meet, and another you could be swimming in a sea of opulence. For the family of the Adelekes – my very own beloved family, this was the story. Friends and Neighbours alike were left severely stunned and while some chose to grace the housewarming of our new residence with their prescence, some preferred to sit back and gossip; a good number of them concluding that my father, the blossoming chief architect of the much vaunted Tophill Architecturals designs co.ltd, had “gone to do blood money”.


For the following years to come, we lived in pure bliss; changing clothes and cars more frequently than necessity demanded. Mother had in fact gone through some stunning transformation, her skin glowing and sparkling now more than ever – a befitting upshot of her frequent visits to the spa, coupled with her recent employment of expensive creams and skin toners. She had started socializing with the crème of the southwestern society, herself hardly failing to steal the spotlight of most social events she attended, hypnotizing her gawking male admirers with her luminous beauty. The house itself never seemed to get rid of the endless list of dignitaries and “big men” of society that traipsed into and out of it. Obviously, my dad was about to make his debut into the political scene. Little did we know, that the joy and happiness that once defined and delineated the very heart of our family’s existence was about to slip away and never to return again.
Literature › Re: Black Love Diary. by nickvanilla(op): 2:04pm On Apr 26, 2017
It was on the 15th day of November; 2015 that I awoke from dreamland – a very bright Sunday morning, so calm and peaceful it was as though all the evil in the world had faded away, far from the brightness of the irradiating sun. But for me, this day could only represent bleakness,, sorrow and nothing else but pain.


My deeply intuitive elder sister Annalise, once told me; “ Amanda if you ever begin to feel sad and lonely, pick up your pen and write……….pour out your feelings unto the paper and leave them there. And so, I write as if this is going to take all the pain away with fair hope that these words of mine would capture my feelings wholesomely – in fluid-like tranquility.


I was born into the home of Mr & Mrs Adeleke -- a small family of four – on the 6th of June 1995. As a young child, I prided myself as the favorite of my Dad. I was in fact his carbon copy – a chip of the old block as some would say. He was a fair complexioned, tall burly man. So fair, that some people often wondered if he was an half-caste. Without any reservations, I had inherited all his beautiful features; the eyes, nose and considerable height.

Dad always took a special liking to me. To him, I was his jewel and treasure; his very own “little sisi. He would buy me lots of gifts and toys – that kind of thing that made Annalise a little jealous. I remember on one occasion, while I was six and she was ten, she snapped the head of my doll right out of its neck, hurling it to the ground and stamping on it as her face puckered into a sardonic smile. I couldn’t help but burst into a fit of tears as my barbie was cruelly dismantled beyond repair. Anyways, we made up soon after that as we always did. Annalise was my only sibling and although I hardly let her know, I loved her to bits and pieces. As a family, we were not so rich neither were we too poor but things weren’t so good overall. At the age of eight, I was already old enough to know why the stoutly built landlord often knocked on the hard – wooden door of our apartment. “Go and tell your father that I am waiting outside” he would say in his thick ijebu accent once the door was opened.

But as fate would have it, God smiled upon us and soon enough my father was entreated to a deluge of lucrative business contracts sweeping their way into his hitherto shriveled enclave like sea gulls after a wounded prey. His firm grew drastically in size translating into more disposable income for us. It didn’t take long before we relocated to one of the posh areas of Ibadan – GRA to be precise. Finally, fortune had turned its good side to us.
Literature › Re: Black Love Diary. by nickvanilla(op): 1:09pm On Apr 26, 2017
Theresa was a distant cousin I had to lodge when she was to write the University of Benin post-ume, a week to my departure from the city. She was a sweet little teenager, lively and inquisitive – the type that reminded me of how I was during my teen years. From the looks of it, she had failed to heed my instructions which were; to tidy- up the house ( with special attention given to the lavatory ) and keep all windows tightly shut. I myself failed to remind her of it despite our numerous online chitchats. Grudgingly, and with a deep frown still tattooed on my soft-sheen face, I quickly retrieved the long brush from its corner in the corridor and set to work. Just under an hour later, my condo was cleansed – clean and crisp yet again.

By this time however, I was pretty weary and exhausted and after I had taken a quick, cold shower, I scampered into the coziness of my bed, abandoning my unpacked bags and half- eaten snacks I had purchased on the way; snugging deeper and deeper into the sheets, seeking to fraternize with members of the elusive world.
Literature › Black Love Diary. by nickvanilla(op): 1:03pm On Apr 26, 2017
All rights reserved. ©2017 Nick vanilla.

This is the first part of a trilogy.
A short novella describing the life and times of a fictional south western family. Pls do follow and enjoy.


Time itself is also a fluid concept. Each millisecond floating seamlessly along the sea of eternal consciousness, down into the drains of oblivion and history. God has said He is the alpha and omega; the beginning and the end. Time was only His by-product. Last year the rains were here. This year they came again; drawn together by the marvelous design of nature.


The journey from Iwo, Ibadan to the city of Benin was by no means an easy one. Although I was no stranger to this kind of trips, being a 3rd year student of the prestigious purple and gold citadel of academic excellence, the hours seemed to stretch far beyond what I was already used to. All the same, I could never have felt more idyllic by the time I arrived at my lush two-storeyed hostel overlooking the expressway. With swift deftness, I turned the key in the lock of my condo, pushed the door open and barged right in.


Apparently jolted by the sudden arrival of the looming party popper, the tiny little pests turned and ran; slipping and slithering into the dark corners of the very expansive one- self-con as I myself stood, frozen and rooted to the spot. These annoying little things never ceased to give me nightmares. I could already feel the thin lines of my brow getting up-close and personal with themselves. Gingerly, I tip-toed further along into the corridor separating the kitchen from the toilet. Turning right into the lavatory, my olfactory nerves were instantly churned by the odiferous scent emitting from within. Through the dim light that filtered in from the mottled window frame above, I could see the carnage lying around me, littered on the toilet seat, on the sink, everywhere you could look at – dozens of dead, decaying cockroaches, desiccating earthworms and millipedes. A putrefying mass of lifeless organisms. It was as though these insects had warred themselves all to death. “Oh no!” I cried in disgust. “Not Theresa again”.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 10:04pm On Apr 23, 2017
bykebyke:
Now I know the reason I was taking all those Large Ls last week.



You don't get a big W like this without suffering for it.



Chai. grin grin
I told someone close to me that Marcelo had sold the match out. He drew messi's blood to the surface forgetting that he was unleashing Madrid's kryptonite.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 10:00pm On Apr 23, 2017
[quote author=SeekinAttention post=55852701][/quote]I don't blame you sha.
It's like ur hate for messi is blinding your eyes.
Keep watching.
My predictions never fail
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 9:45pm On Apr 23, 2017
Shebi I told them.
Hahahahahaha
grin grin grin grin
Yonce
Seekingattention.
Can you see now?
Cr7 was made to face reality tonight.
He is a waste.
#Barca for the double
#RM to go trophy less.
#Messi for 6th balon d or.
#500 goals!
What a player!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Whatsapp Group To Download Football Highlights by nickvanilla(m): 7:51am On Apr 23, 2017
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by nickvanilla(m): 3:28pm On Apr 22, 2017
usbcable:
How many Real Madrid talkless LA liga matches do you actually watch.

Stop watching from reading updates on goal.com or livescores.com
Lol.
I actually do watch both barca and RM matches most of the time including premier league matches. At least I know that against sevilla, ronaldo was freed to run the whole 50 yards of the opponents box only to be stopped by sevilla's last man before he could even get into his strides. His level of acceleration has slowed down considerably.

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