₦airaland Forum

OZAOEKPE:
use less short ani mal

You are a serial looser. He may be short, but certainly a man with a big heart.

Aidenojie has come back to his senses? He allowed some persons to push him, thinking he could fight the state goverment.

sammuell:
See as he dy like houseboy

That's you must ascribe status to some one by appearance, because in most cases, appearance becomes an illusion

[quote author=sammuell post=52289972]See as he dy like houseboy[/q

..appearance is an illusion

seguno2:
So on what basis is he supposed to be the best president to date despite these shortcomings and corruption?
Where do you leave Gowon?

Gowon is loved not because of his fantastic presidency, but because of the civil War which he managed to keep Nigeria as a single country.

moniqute:
Good day Seun, all Mods and fellow Nairalanders.

I write this message with a feeling of sheer bitterness and pain as I'm at the verge of losing my well-deserved N-Power opportunity on the altar of incompetence and corruption, if nothing is done soon enough. Obviously I am not enjoying my Christmas.

My name is Monica Egbean Abolagba, a 26 year old lady living in Effurun, Delta state. I'm an electrical engineering graduate of FUTA, who served in the NYSC between 2014/2015.

In mid 2016, I applied for the Federal Government initiated N-Power Corps programme, took the online assessment test and was listed as one of the successful candidates. Below is a snapshot of my selection success.

Next we were directed on the next steps through a PDF e-book on the N-Power portal which I read and adhered to. So I updated my details as required and have since been checking my dashboard on a daily basis for updates on deployment as instructed.

I kept checking everyday only for someone to tell me a few days ago that delta state was done with the physical verification process of which I was not aware about. I quickly rushed to the LGA only to confirm the aforementioned.

My good people this is unfair. I've been jobless since I finished service in 2015 and I was really hoping on this. I've been crying since I heard this. I don’t want to miss the opportunity. We were told to check our dashboard for information which I did diligently every single day and yet no information came as can be seen from my dashboard screenshot below. What was my crime? Is it a crime to want to serve my country? I'm hoping that something can still be done. I am calling on well meaning Nigerians to assist in getting me verified or reaching out to the N-Power authorities.

Thank you very much. Lalasticlala please help me push this to front page let me get help.

Your case will be settled. Pls learn to be a good reader of newspapers and listen to news, epecially the 4pm, 8pm and 10pm news

seguno2:
What shortcomings?
Do they include committing incest by sleeping with his son's wife apart from the many unresolved political assassinations under his watch such as his Attorney General, Bola Ige?

Yes, they are

DonX001:
I'm looking for the network that has started 4G service, that is both reliable and very fast in Lagos, specifically around Surulere currently.

Looking for a really fast and reliable 4G mobile network to switch to. (it has to be a mobile network like MTN, Aitel, Glo or Etisalat cos I want a sim I can use on my 4G phone, not a modem).

Currently using Ntel 4G Unlimited monthly service, but the network strength is basically useless where I am....have to more or less hang by the window to get any glimmer of their network.
So I need to switch.

Any suggestions?

Ntel is the best

Buyeradvertcom:
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That's my man. The best the mos competent President Nigeria has had till date, inspite of his own shortcomings as a Human being

The banking system is a fraud. I go with MMM style of banking

Divay22:
Can vividly remember one Christmas....
We went to my aunt's house,only for us to get there, she asked us if we will eat rice,Immediately i shouted NO,she looked at me and ask,what do you want?and i said money...lol, she went into her room,came out and gave us 20naira each....jeeeeeez.....
Up till today i never went to her house again,she once saw me and ask why i don't come to her house in my mind i was like (so you will gemme 20naira again abi)........... Thou i know now she can't, but i won't go

Money miss road

The meal looks like tuwo masala

Guy man pastor

My one and only Governor, the technocrat, a master strategist.

shinaboy:
For Parastatals I would say

CAC - Corporate Affairs Commission
NCC - Nigerian Communication Commission
NARSDA - National Space research and development agency
NNPC - Nigerian National Petroleum Commission
NPA - Nigerian Ports Authority

NiMaSa pays more

InvertedHammer:
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Who do you think bankrolled his election?

Just like Anambra godfathers are controlling Imo and Abia politics, Nigerian moneybags are extending their influence beyond the borders.

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Serious?

I so much love the Local Rice competition currently taking place in Nigeria.

I pity that small boy. Imagine the pains he will passing thru now

What is this Ghanaian incoming President looking for all over Nigeria?

Trucks crushing people any how. What is happening

Minemrys:
get out jor. See u showing off ur imaturity.

Am getting matured gradually

Drdreyy:
The most common/popular answer people (mostly men)give to this question is "so that she doesn't look cheap" but the real reason is deeper than that and it's not about not being cheap.

Women themselves don't know why they act that way, because the reason is deeply buried in their subconscious, now let's look at nature and delve a little into the female physcology.

As far as nature is concerned, the primary aim for physical attractions/relationships between the sexes is reproduction/continuity of the species. Now there must be a way to regulate mating, thus control population, and women/the female species have been selected/wired for this (N.B the idea of contraceptives and other methods are man made)
This is evident practically and even biologically, we know women have low testosterone secretion, thus low libido when compared with men, although there are exceptions for nymphomaniacss but they are rare types of women.

In most, if not all cases, it's women that determines whether sexxx takes place or not. It's not only in humans but living things generally, it's the females that decide. Let's look at practical examples. We have all seen how the Cock chases the Hen in attempt to mate with her, also the He-goats, etc most times their chase is futile as the females won't agree easily and always seem not to be interested. The same applies to humans

So, regardless of whether a woman is attracted to a particular man or not, it doesn't stop her from proving difficult/playing hard because that's how nature has designed them, for reasons stated earlier.
the only difference will be the yield time While it will take an indefinite length of time for a man she is not attracted to, the time will be limited for a man she is into.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-3VQ-HoaoTbk/VVHXkk0ZkBI/AAAAAAAAjAU/aSYYmow69sA/s640/PW-proposal-rejection.jpg[/img]

At the same time, some women are so cheap to get. If am lying, ask Funmi that did not allow me to finish toasting her before we started kissing

In other words, when next Magu is presented for screening, he will be cleared

Make una represent well o

Bekeey:
I came across this on facebook - a woman and her pet cooking.

Is this woman curvy? Correct yourself, pls

airminem:
I have a 7 month old baby. Ever since the birth, my guy won't get close to me in any sexual way. I have tried everything, but he says he's not in the mood. I don't know what to do or what to think. Please help.

Not your husband? Your 'guy' has seen 'it' all. So, dont expect the usual honeymoon.

To be honest, I dont understand these. Who are they?

SabrinaTravel:
Hello sir,

I replied you.

Regards!

Yes, i hav got. Tnx

judeefcc:
Goosebumps

The primary function of goosebumps is to reduce the amount of heat our bodies lose through the pores of our skin, which then makes it easier to warm ourselves in inhospitable climatic conditions.

These goose bumps remind me of the moment i tickled Amaka's tips.

Pls work out return flight for last week of Jan and March, 2017, from Istanbul, to Abuja and Abuja to Istanbul. Pls lets get the lowest fare

A christian in body, but muslim in heart

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