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True talk....

There's something about this Messi
1) He was never sign with any sign on fee ( Meaning,he is priceless. You can't buy him)

2) He doesn't need more vote to get 7 balloon dior (Ronaldo has more votes but won less)

3) He doesn't need to be too exceptional to win award (His ordinary season is better than the rest)

4) He doesn't compete with anyone (If not for fitness sake, that guy fit no dey train self)

After all this i now realize say , it's not if him that willeth but of God that showeth Messi

It is not of him that willeth but of God that showeth Messi

Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot.
Daughters: Daddy welcome
Me: thank you
Daughters: Daddy we are here
Me: ok
Daughters: Daddy we are here now
Me: i know you are there
Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up
After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage..

Osinbajo, and Osinbajo

Says who?

I once spent about two years looking for the right church to attend...i attended a few without conviction until when I finally joined this my present church....no 100% though but, everything about the church is based on the word of God

Well said

Wetin then dey tell this man self for security briefing?...

Pirlo, Rui Costa, Juan Sabastine Veron, Fabrigas, Ronaldinho, modric messi, intelligent ball passers

I have managed 150 in a class...it was actually during my youth service in Katsina..the school is so big..... imagine JSS 1A, JSS1B to JSS1O...an average of 130 students per class... infact most of my students then, in Jss3 were married...it was not funny taking does classes...the day our principal announced that we are going to have test..i almost fainted...omo, mẹ just dey dash the students marks..yes i conducted the test....but who wan mark am?.. i was taking Jss3A- Jss3 E....an average of 130 students per class.... Mohamed 10/10, Auwalu this one no go know book 5/10, Fatima, this one fine small 8/10...na so i take give them mark...

Learn how to say no to some request..it will help you in life..some times when i want my kids to do somethings, and they say no.. i just respect myself.. Learn how to say no to them when there request is going to affect your calculations.. cutting them off is not nice..it will send wrong signal... don't let them manipulate you emotionally.. parents are good at that.. if they're crying you too cry...

Do all things in moderation...make up is not bad but in moderation

My believe is that one can not be too careful...you can't be smarter than danger. The thing is that God forbid any danger on our way.... Request for Uber, on your way to the requested destination, change your location so as not be able to predict your movement. Finally, commit your way into the hands of God..you will be fine at the end

This is a sad death..i don't think there should be any publicity like this...they should just bury them And forget about this publicity

Kikikiki

The truth is that we are not serious in this country

I agree with this figure..we won't know the killing going on in NE truly.if we rely on this our media, we will believe all is well

I hate people like this honestly... please where is it in the bible that God said skirt is for woman and trouser is for man?.. so Scottish that wear skirts as their traditional wears now are going to hell.. or even here in Nigeria..so tribes wear skirts as the traditional attire...so you mean this people are going to hell..am a Christian but, we need to study the bible well to free ourselves from this myopic thinking...i tire abeg

I saw people talking about population bla bla... people should give birth to the number of children they can cater for... that's nice....OP is right...our problem is not population...our problem is what OP just highlighted...see ehn, Nigerians lack focus and ideas..take for instance, a guy opened a POS boot in a pal e and to God be the glory, the guy is making it. B4 you know it, about 15guys will go and open boot close to him..it's so sad...our reasoning ehn, i no fit explain...the population of India is more than the population of Africa as a whole..les not talk about China...out population is not our problem honestly

If the plan doesn't work out, then I will be losing a very good opportunity.
(I believe this statement has answered your question)

Are you from Nigeria? Because you are a rear breed. God bless you

I thought i was the only one crazy. They should allow the guy to play his football. The funny part be say, himself like the hype. Na show man Ronaldo be now

A friend working in a Bank told me that one of their clients came to the bank with two people to make a withdrawal of ₦4m..they were all looking at the woman and those two guys...they interrogated her that hope all is well. She said everything was fine, she just wants to do business with the money. Three days later, this woman came back to the bank that she didn't know how she was debited #4m. If not for CCTV, the guy that attended to her would have been in trouble

I was to was our toilet since my babe(wife) was busy with other things...it happened that i forget what I was wanted to do. Babe finished what she was doing, only to find me sleeping.she was so sad and angry. She started saying i am not considerate, that i love seeing her suffering. Even though, my eyes were heavy with sleep, i heard all she said. I couldn't get up that time, i just continue my sleep. When I woke, at that time, she had already washed the toilet and did other things. I was to go out for something,so i went to meet her in the kitchen, i twisted her cheek and told her i heard all she said the other time. She ran after me. I quickly jumped into my car and drove off it was a funny scene honestly. I came back, my food was served, we gisted and retired to bed.honestly it's good to help our spouses in one area or the other.

Please what is local tv?

The greatest mistake Messi made was not playing for Spain. All this comparison wouldn't have been. He suffered playing for Argentina honestly

On this note let me guess something here. You have slept with another woman, or you have been listening to people outside how woman scream and moan during sex and you feel your wife should do same, or you are about to sleep with a lady who have been given alot of sex moves which you would have loved your wife to be doing. Let me tell you something pastor, marriage is more than sex. It's more of companionship, building home, building nations, impacting your community, emulating Christ and finally to live for him. We are not perfect, this area you are complaining of is her imperfection so, deal with it. Your calling should be the most important not sex moves and styles

Are you not in Nigeria?.... at least for now nothing seems to be working in this country... Japa is the best decision now

How much and how many inches

Stubborn and always resist romance...guy man later find out say, she was a lesbian according to her ooo..but the kind of friends she's going out with is a no no for me

Change your radiator to double cell and thank me later... I bet you, the problem will be out surface again