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Jokes EtcRe: All Kids Are Cute. What Do You Think Of This Baby? (pic) by NICOGRAVITY: 11:15pm On Aug 12, 2015
No baby can ever be this dark, this is photo shop.
Meanwhile, all human are Gods seeds of love to us. Nobody is ugly, as everyone is created in the image and likeness of God. Who am I to judge by colour.. God you are very faithful, you chose the foolish things to show the wise.
God you are full of wisdom, to you alone be all the glory in Christ Jesus, amen.
Jokes EtcRe: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by NICOGRAVITY: 11:09pm On Aug 12, 2015
I wouldn't think twice before i save my wife.
My wife is my covenant partner till death do us part. My father should go and save my mother.
Remember, The good book, the Holy Bible say me and my wife has become one.
If you understand Gods purpose, plans and heart for marriage, you wouldn't have to think twice before you save your wife.
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How His Ex Poured Hot Water On Him On (graphic Pics) by NICOGRAVITY: 12:31pm On Aug 10, 2015
Has anyone the privilege of listening to the lady in question? There's always two sides to a coin.
Being a relationship and marriage counsellor, you can never conclude just by listening to one party.
It might be a mistake, not an in tended action. So, be open minded in your comment's.
To the young man, soonest recovery.
Conclusion, be very nice to whoever you are dating.
CelebritiesRe: Toolz & Tunde Demurun, Toke And More Celebs At Dolapo Oni's Wedding (Pic by NICOGRAVITY: 8:30pm On Aug 02, 2015
Happy Married life.
Father, grant me grace and long life to see my children wed rightly in Jesus name, .
RomanceRe: See How This Lady I Travelled for dissappointed me by NICOGRAVITY: 2:33pm On Aug 01, 2015
Sir,
Being an adult doesn't mean maturity. She might still be shy and under strict parental control. Hence, don't give up. On another level, she might be in a relationship and under strict watch. So, all you need do is to be patience.
meanwhile, pray fervently concerning the relationship, don't just travel, seek Gods face before embarking on any journey.
Maybe, God is trying to tell you something with all this disappointments.
open up your spiritual eyes ooooo and hear with your ears.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghanaian Policemen Dancing With A Little Girl (photo) by NICOGRAVITY: 5:03pm On Jul 30, 2015
This might not be what you think. Look at picture again, the little girl looks like a disable, might be her birthday party and friends and family members are rejoicing with her. Don't just judge without knowing the truth.
AgricultureRe: My Poultry Farm - Part 2 by NICOGRAVITY: 6:21pm On Jul 25, 2015
FarmTech:
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I can't access mail and whatsup now. Having someone to manage farm for u have always been problematic from stories i hear. If you're not there to supervise a lot can go wrong.

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I use it as a guide. And yes, they follow the weight but not exactly.
Thanks so much, I just want to give it a trial with about 350k.
Am entrusting it into the hands of a brother, I would want him to see you for training and mentoring.
Thanks.
I can call you if I have your contact number.
Thanks so much for your time, I don't take it for granted at all.
God bless you greatly in Jesus name, amen.
Have a nice day sir.
AgricultureRe: My Poultry Farm - Part 2 by NICOGRAVITY: 2:00am On Jul 25, 2015
FarmTech:
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Depending on hw much u have it may be better to invest ur money elsewhere bc there is great risk involve if you make beginners mistakes. You can contact me on facebook let's talk more.
Sir, i have some money to run it. But someone would look after it for me. I presently live abroad. Sorry, i left Facebook 3 years ago as it takes so much of my time. You can email Me on nicogravity@yahoo.com.
you can Whatsapp me. Will send my phone number on reply of your email. Would humbly want you to mentor me on this.
thanks so much. God bless you greatly in Jesus name amen.
PoliticsRe: 21 Aspirants Jostle For Kogi Governorship APC Ticket [see Full List Inside] by NICOGRAVITY: 4:52pm On Jul 24, 2015
Are they contesting for who will ruin the state or make it better. Please pray you people of Kogi, you have suffered enough from politicians.
CrimeRe: Man Found Dead On The Street In Aba by NICOGRAVITY: 2:05pm On Jul 24, 2015
Father, i pray for our youth that you will guard and guide their precious life from evil attacks in Jesus name amen.
Psalm 27 said when my enemies and my foes came to eat up my flesh they stumbled and fell, so it shall be to all our youths in Jesus name amen.
l decree and declare concerning you, you will not die untimely death in Jesus name amen.
May the Blood of Jesus Christ protect and speak concerning you in Jesus name amen
The numbers of your days you shall fulfill in Jesus name amen
Every enemies in sheep clothing shall be exposed in Jesus name amen
You shall fulfill your destiny and purposes in Jesus name amen
May be satisfied with long life in Jesus name amen
May you see your children children's in Jesus name amen. Peace to you and all that concerns you and your families in Jesus name amen.
You shall not have course to bury anyone this year in Jesus name amen. Congratulations.
CrimeRe: Naval Officers Allegedly Brutalize 15 Oil Workers In Aba by NICOGRAVITY: 12:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
This is a very big joke for a great country like Nigeria.
Now it just done on me why we couldn't fight Cameroon over Bakassi Peninsula.
We are giant of Africa in words , no action.
It baffles me to no that we hadn't a clue about Boko Haram.
How are we sure we will be safe if Togo attacks us.
This is like one not being able to take off the speck in their eyes but pretend to have the ability to remove planks from other's eyes.
Have you ever asked yourself how safe we are in Nigeria with the recent happenings?
We run to South Africa to buy Arms, we go to USA for help, we run to Germany for defense, we beg Mali for Beans, Go to Cotounou for Rice, shipping.
Electricity is a joke, water is not there, yet all our leaders a Billionaires.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking.
We make Trillions of dollars daily, yet our country is without basic infrastructures and amenities.
People are dying who shouldn't because someone has eaten the allocation for the medicine purchase.
God help Nigeria.
Nigeria we hail thee.
Nigeria shall be great again in Jesus name, amen
PoliticsRe: Kebbi Governors Wives Fight To Be First Lady!! by NICOGRAVITY: 12:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
This is a very big joke for a great country like Nigeria.
Now it just done on me why we couldn't fight Cameroon over Bakassi Peninsula.
We are giant of Africa in words , no action.
It baffles me to no that we hadn't a clue about Boko Haram.
How are we sure we will be safe if Togo attacks us.
This is like one not being able to take off the speck in their eyes but pretend to have the ability to remove planks from other's eyes.
Have you ever asked yourself how safe we are in Nigeria with the recent happenings?
We run to South Africa to buy Arms, we go to USA for help, we run to Germany for defense, we beg Mali for Beans, Go to Cotounou for Rice, shipping.
Electricity is a joke, water is not there, yet all our leaders a Billionaires.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking.
We make Trillions of dollars daily, yet our country is without basic infrastructures and amenities.
People are dying who shouldn't because someone has eaten the allocation for the medicine purchase.
God help Nigeria.
Nigeria we hail thee.
Nigeria shall be great again in Jesus name, amen
PoliticsRe: Militants Blow UP NPDC Oil Pipeline Over Surveillance Contract Dispute by NICOGRAVITY: 12:05pm On Jul 24, 2015
This is a very big joke for a great country like Nigeria.
Now it just done on me why we couldn't fight Cameroon over Bakassi Peninsula.
We are giant of Africa in words , no action.
It baffles me to no that we hadn't a clue about Boko Haram.
How are we sure we will be safe if Togo attacks us.
This is like one not being able to take off the speck in their eyes but pretend to have the ability to remove planks from other's eyes.
Have you ever asked yourself how safe we are in Nigeria with the recent happenings?
We run to South Africa to buy Arms, we go to USA for help, we run to Germany for defense, we beg Mali for Beans, Go to Cotounou for Rice, shipping.
Electricity is a joke, water is not there, yet all our leaders a Billionaires.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking.
We make Trillions of dollars daily, yet our country is without basic infrastructures and amenities.
People are dying who shouldn't because someone has eaten the allocation for the medicine purchase.
God help Nigeria.
Nigeria we hail thee.
Nigeria shall be great again in Jesus name, amen
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Navy Military Capabilities Pictures by NICOGRAVITY: 12:03pm On Jul 24, 2015
This is a very big joke for a great country like Nigeria.
Now it just done on me why we couldn't fight Cameroon over Bakassi Peninsula.
We are giant of Africa in words , no action.
It baffles me to no that we hadn't a clue about Boko Haram.
How are we sure we will be safe if Togo attacks us.
This is like one not being able to take off the speck in their eyes but pretend to have the ability to remove planks from other's eyes.
Have you ever asked yourself how safe we are in Nigeria with the recent happenings?
We run to South Africa to buy Arms, we go to USA for help, we run to Germany for defense, we beg Mali for Beans, Go to Cotounou for Rice, shipping.
Electricity is a joke, water is not there, yet all our leaders a Billionaires.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking.
We make Trillions of dollars daily, yet our country is without basic infrastructures and amenities.
People are dying who shouldn't because someone has eaten the allocation for the medicine purchase.
God help Nigeria.
Nigeria we hail thee.
Nigeria shall be great again in Jesus name, amen.
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Wears Chain Around Her Waist. by NICOGRAVITY: 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2015
if it is a chain you are safe but if it is beads there are two things involved, it's either she's measuring her waist expansion or it spiritual attachment, if it's for measurement you are safe but if it has spiritual attachment there are two things involved, it's either you RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE or wait and form schwarzenegger, if you run you are safe but if you wait and form schwarzenegger there is only one thing involved, you will surely die..
AgricultureRe: My Poultry Farm - Part 2 by NICOGRAVITY: 8:48am On Jul 23, 2015
Sir,
good morning.
I humbly solicit your help to enable me set up a poultry.
Please, I humbly need you to kindly mentor me and train me.
Sir, please help me.
I have a little amount of money am very willing to invest into poultry.
Thanks so much.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Some Ladies Hype Themselves Like This ? by NICOGRAVITY: 11:31pm On Jul 21, 2015
My guy, this joke is very old. I cracked this joke over 28 years ago.
If you were a follower of Papa Ajasco and Pepeye you would have read this over and over again.
Story for the gods.
Which University in Nigeria has 7:30am class?
Next time fine tune your lies very well.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Pic: When You Gave Birth To A Stubborn Kid And Refuses To Stay Home by NICOGRAVITY: 10:23pm On Jul 17, 2015
He reminds me of my energetic child, at this age they are very quick to make decisions without any atom of safety in their mind. At this age the are learning and experimenting without caution to risk and hazards, hence the reason he is tired down. They are packed with energy, great climbers. And lovely company. Bless him.
PoliticsRe: #bringbackourgirls Crew Meet President Buhari Today (Photos) by NICOGRAVITY: 1:36pm On Jul 08, 2015
It's so painful that our Government just relaxed like nothing happened to the Chibok girls.
It's is even more painful to know that Boko Haram isn't invisible or masked.
If our forces cannot fight ordinary Boko Haram, what hope do we have if another country attacks us as a nation.
Can someone tell me what happens to the annual tillions of Naira Defense budget.
We are not safe as a nation, all man on his own ooooooooo.
EducationRe: Student Cuts Teacher With Machete For Punishing His Girlfriend In Enugu by NICOGRAVITY: 7:45pm On Jul 02, 2015
God have mercy.
This is a story of house boy owning a car, how would he maintain it. A school boy having a girl friend.
If he can use the cutlass without mercy, he should spend 8 years in jail without parole.
Nonsense.
PropertiesRe: Caption These Air Conditioned Houses. Pictures. by NICOGRAVITY: 5:12pm On Jul 02, 2015
I'm very impressed with the owners of the house. Life is worth living.
You don't have to live in a mansion to enjoy luxury.
Who knows if they have suffered heat weaves in recent time.
This isn't a case of missed priority, it's a matter of choice.
Thank God that they remembered to use their money for an air condition and not on ogogoro.
If not for the simple fact that our leaders are greedy, would air conditioner be seen as a luxury to a Nigerian?
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Heals Mad Man On The Street (Photos) by NICOGRAVITY: 11:53am On Jul 02, 2015
Luke 1:37
For with God nothing shall be impossible.

Acts 10:38
how God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Spirit and power, and how he went around doing good and healing all who were under the power of the devil, because God was with him.

Philippians 2:8-10
8 Being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself by becoming obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross. 9 For this reason also, God highly exalted Him, and bestowed on Him the name which is above every name, 10 so that at the name of Jesus EVERY KNEE WILL BOW, of those who are in heaven and on earth and under the earth,

PRAISE JESUS CHRIST, TO GOD ALONE BE ALL THE GLORY IN CHRIST JESUS, AMEN.
CrimeRe: Man Peeps At Neighbour’s Naked Wife In Bathroom In Lagos by NICOGRAVITY: 11:04am On Jul 02, 2015
WAAOOOOOO, this na very expensive peeping oooooo.
100K for just looking.
An idle mind is truly the devils workshop.
Everyday na for thief, one day na for the owner of the house.
The Bible said instead of burning with lust, get married, drink water from your own cistern.
My candid advice to him is to apologize to the husband and wife, apologize to your parents for the shame you brought them, and look for work and get married.
Please, kindly learn a lesson from David, just from peeping he ended up committing murder.
Life is too short, give your life some value and be productive with your time.
CelebritiesRe: Fela's First Grandchild Weds Her Australian Boo At Afrika Shrine,Lagos(pics by NICOGRAVITY: 7:25pm On Jun 30, 2015
Marriage is a beautiful thing given to us by God, and it's the wish of every parent to see their children marry rightly.
My fervent and heart felt prayer to all Nairalanders is that you will marry rightly, timely and to the bone of your bone in love peace and unity in Jesus name, amen.
May you live long to witness your children, grand children and great grand children s wedding in Jesus name, amen.
On the day of your children's wedding, may not be found wanting In Jesus name, amen.
I refuse the spirit of divorce in your marriage in Jesus name, amen.
May God bless your union with Godly children that will bring you joy, peace, honour and pride in Jesus name, amen.
And to those who are looking for the right spouse, I decree and declare the expectation of your heart desires be accomplished speedily in Jesus name, amen.
You you it shall be GOD WIN.
AMEN.
TravelRe: The Deplorable State Of The Nigerian Embassy In Malaysia (see Photos) by NICOGRAVITY: 1:15pm On Jun 26, 2015
Maybe the money for renovation has been eaten over 15 years ago.
Not withstanding, almost all Nigerian High Commission abroad looks like this.
Until we wipe out corruption, we will continue to have this a worst.
It requires just another coat of pain.
Imagine how dirty it looks, yet someone will be claiming that he is the ambassador of Nigeria to Malaysia.
PoliticsRe: Aba : Tension In Osisioma As Police, Army Clash (photos) by NICOGRAVITY: 5:00pm On Jun 25, 2015
They picture doesn't in anyway represent your descriptions and caption.
The picture shows a cordial and serene environment that spells peace and harmony.
Don't deceive people with your fake blog to gain cheap popularity.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To The Fight By Lawmakers At The NASS (see Tweets) by NICOGRAVITY: 4:55pm On Jun 25, 2015
Do you think they really care if they fight or not? These are not just politicians, the are core greedy people who represent their own interest and as long as it doesn't favour them, they don't care whose toes they step on. This guys will sell their communities for money.
What A BIG SHAME.
Couldn't they have at least respected their families and loved one, rather than bring them shame. SHAMELESS PEOPLE.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bird Turns To Woman After Electric Shock In Oshodi, Lagos (graphic Pictures) by NICOGRAVITY: 5:32pm On Jun 19, 2015
greggles:
I have some Observations:

1. The high tension was not pictured above the woman as convincing evidence
2. Electrically (scientifically), birds do not get electrocuted because perching on only one of the high tension wires will not electrocute them or anyone who stays on only one of the 3 or 4 high tension cables
3. I don't believe one will get burned by electricity like she was and still stay alive, my guess is that fire or something else did that, Maybe she painted herself black to resemble an occultic person (as they do in Nollywood movies)

4. I am not an expert, my argument is open to contest
Yes, a God kind of fire called the HOLY GHOST FIRE, caught her by force and by fire.
I fear God, He does as it please Him.
To God be all the glory in Christ Jesus.
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of CAN President Oritsejafor & New Delta Governor. by NICOGRAVITY: 5:24pm On Jun 19, 2015
I humbly thank God for the Bishop and the Governor.
I refuse to condemn any man no matter their structure, God doesn't look at the appearance of man but the heart.
One thing for sure is that he remains the elected Governor of his state.
Don't run down people as you don't know the angel that is present as you speak.
Some have destroyed their destiny and future by the words of their mouth.
When a fool keeps quiet you think he is wise until he opens his mouth full of folly.
Don't speak evil of anyone, especially those in authority.
RomanceRe: Ladies,which Of These Guys Would You Have Said Yes To? by NICOGRAVITY: 1:28pm On May 01, 2015
[quote author=themodernman post=33310318]The problem here is not Paul's height...d real problem is dat Paul is boring!!! And women HATE broing men no matter how rich!

It will be very hard for any woman to marry Paul.[/quote

BORING? I rather remain boring and make heaven than to be the main man and go to hell.
People have different personality.
You have only known a man for 3 months, and you conclude he is boring. Compared to Peter he might be boring. One thing for sure is that a boring man that is always taking care of his family and responsibilities is far better than a guy that wouldn't.
Na excitement we wan chop and use build hose and pay children school fees.
RomanceRe: Ladies,which Of These Guys Would You Have Said Yes To? by NICOGRAVITY: 1:00pm On May 01, 2015
I will strongly advice that you marry PAUL.
My reasons are thus.
1 a man that doesn't give you money while you are cutting might not give you money to keep the home even after marriage. Men are worst in behavior after marriage as they hide their real person during cut-ship.
2 Smoking and drinking is a catalyst for cancer, you don't want to be a widow very soon.
3 Paul honestly respects your person and integrity by not being interested in jumping into bed with you.
4 Paul has a great integrity as am very sure that he honours God first, by keeping to the covenant of marriage. A man that fears God is a man that will listen to Pastors, elders, your parents etc in case of challenges in marriage , sure challenges will come.
5 I will always ask people to go for genuine Christians as their first choice. Beauty is vain, character is love.
6 Am an average height man married to a very tall lady, but my wife wouldn't stop thanking God for me, as I always take care of her family. A man that doesn't give you money will never give to your parents, neither will he support your siblings. Remember, marriage isn't just sex, sex, sex. Family challenges will come, siblings and friends may need help and little assistance.
7 God desire that you honour Him with your body as it's His temple.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Be Appointed U.N Global Crises Envoy by NICOGRAVITY: 8:21pm On Apr 27, 2015
It's very interesting how people call GEJ CLUELESS, yet he has gone from nothing to greatness. Some even insult him in a manner I can never imagine. One thing I sure know is that most of the people who insult him cannot even win election in their own family, family meeting, not to talk of chancellorship.

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