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Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience Working In A Nigerian Startup by niel63(m): 1:30pm On May 26, 2023
Come to the programming section you will learn alot.

150k per month for a tech startup.
How many man team are there? Abi ure just doing webmaster job... there are differences to these things.

If it's a startup, you're bound to be used, after you, dem go find another person wey go collect 100k.

That's why you see plenty apps either buggy or not functional.
Nigeri Tech Startups are something else bro. Dem no dey rate their employees... however, dem wan make the hight profit there is.

150k per month, e better make I no do anything. Well, that's why I no get job for now... because I get big eyes.

Yes! Wetin I sabi reach me to get big eyes. grin

Make hungry catch me well, i go see person wey go wan build website that'll take me 2weeks and cost 250k

And now imagine, na only 2 times dem don pay for the whole time wey u dey there...

Ideas are expensive. Both in time and monetary value.

What's your tech stack though and what was your job there basically. I wan check something. Why 150k

$200 a month. Ha!
ProgrammingRe: Need A Java Developer (paid Task) by niel63(m): 1:17pm On May 26, 2023
airsaylongcome:
Straight up! Could have teased out a solution just from being intelligent about asking it. Plus in this day and age, people don't know how to prompt chatgpt for a solution?
They will be caught bro. Them even don warn am sef.
See plagiarism warning nau... unless you're really smart, you'll be caught if you use chatgpt
ProgrammingRe: Need A Java Developer (paid Task) by niel63(m): 10:09am On May 26, 2023
airsaylongcome:
So let me get this, a Nigerian schooling at the University of Albany, New York cannot write this piece of code and they are having to outsource it to Nigeria and violate their school's honesty code? You should asked Albany for a refund and come back to Nigeria you knuckle head
He's even smart enough to know its a small project.

He could have gotten this done for him for free if he was smart about it... but you'd have to understand the bare necessities to pull that kinda heist. cheesy

There's way you'd twist your question, you'd get people solving it right away.
ProgrammingRe: Interprete This Javascript by niel63(m): 9:49pm On May 25, 2023
Js is an interpreted language. cheesy
Wetin we wan interprete again? Everything you see there is as it is... literally in plain language. Abi na the modulo dey consfuse you? The conditionals or the crypto package and its methods?

The place they said dont edit, no mind them. You can edit the to your choice of naming except for some of the reserved keywords and method.
CareerRe: What's Your Fall Back Plan? by niel63(m): 9:41pm On May 25, 2023
airsaylongcome:
Let me call my tech guys make I hear their opinion

@tensazangetsu20
@qtguru
@niel63
@pocohantas

How e go be if remote cast?

I've been slowly setting up a low key VOIP telephony business. Facing huge resistance from Naija businesses as they don't see the value and prefer to use mobile phones over a centralized telephony system. In spite of the resistance, I'm still pushing. Got two customers and running all the infrastructure from my home office at the moment to keep costs low
Bro, my plan is simple. I will start teaching everything I know.

Starting a STEM class for kids with interest. I already had 2 offers from parents in Lekki, but I decline am now for certain reasons.

Option 2 is doing same for adults willing to transition to tech... age 27 to 45.
You'd be surprised people who just want these knowledge at their convenience.

The ultimate goal is to make tech work for me... build out a product that will sell out.
FamilyRe: I Am Not Getting Attracted To Her Sexually by niel63(m): 10:19pm On May 24, 2023
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ProgrammingRe: Pls I Need Help In An Angular Assignment by niel63(m): 7:37am On May 24, 2023
Digitalstarlite:
Guys, is a preminary interview question for a frontend job with ionic and their pay is 250 to 350k pm, as a mid level guy,

And dey really intend to employ me, any help pls
What help do you intend to get. It's your job nau... not a hubby.
Do am.

They really intend to employ you indeed.
You dey tell person wey no know. Just dey play.

However, what have you done so far? Maybe we could assist you with a few pointers.
ProgrammingRe: Web Developer Needed by niel63(m): 12:12pm On May 23, 2023
bassdow:
You can help Him or you could be of help ? abi is the project going to be free ?

irrespective of how GOOD you are with html, CSS, scss, bootstrap components, and react , they're both frontEnd hence makes you a DESIGNER, and not a DEVELOPER.

Also CSS, scss, bootstrap components all are means to styleSheet (more like saying You have both beans & ewa). By the way, which one be Bootstrap Components again ? Why not just call it BootStrap ?

Let me not say anything about REACT.


Once saw a project with over 12 GoogleFonts. and this ain't wordpress Oooo.
12 Google font... the person dey resell fonts?
Forum GamesRe: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by niel63(m): 8:13am On May 23, 2023
IyaTola:
Which app because I have a friend who is interested in investing in Fintech.
You on whatsapp or better still your email will do just fine.
ProgrammingRe: Please What Is The Best Way To Withdraw Money From Paypal? by niel63(m): 12:57am On May 23, 2023
BigDickProblems:
Ok. For anyone following this thread and would like to know the best option.

GeegPay is the best bet. You can literally get your account up and running in just few hours. You will be given a US bank account or any of your choice to receive payments. Rate was around $745.

Probably bye bye to Paypal
Until they show you pepper 🌶 grin grin grin

Wait fess
ProgrammingRe: Pls I Need Help In An Angular Assignment by niel63(m): 12:41am On May 23, 2023
airsaylongcome:
Mention abeg. Make i star to dey know all these crooked local firms
Kai... I nearly type am oo..

But my reasoning beat me to the fact that, someday, it might come back to hunt me... grin that kind thing.

Some of them, their tasks still dey my private repo. 🤣🤣

And the fact that they made me look incompetent to the people the referred me. Its crazy.

I know my trade, well ooo! But sometimes these people go make you feel like say nothing dey, all just because they want to price you down to their budget.
Nonsense people. I'd rather build stuffs I'm not using and hope on the best.
Forum GamesRe: If You Were To Spend 5m Naira In 1hr by niel63(m): 12:36am On May 23, 2023
IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?
Guy you wan give person 5milla? Abeg throw am here..

I go invest am into my fintech idea and other app wey I don already build.

Dey play. 1 years it can triple or fourple... grin 😉

I know I will sha drink Heineken inside it...

You know what they say about all work.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by niel63(m): 12:32am On May 23, 2023
Hookup don chop their head.

Come ajah... see work plenty, no worker.

One man said he was going to import workers from ikorodu... I thought he was playing until he did it. grin

Girls want quick money these days... check am well. You go understand.
CelebritiesRe: Love Doesn’t Dishonour Others To Make 1 Happy”- Davido’s Babymama Larissa Says by niel63(m): 12:26am On May 23, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright



Ain't no greedy man

Stop using glo network son

I nearly gave my life to Christ before I could finish downloading porn with my glo network
Network that is slower than injured snail
Damn niggar...


Slowmir... you na really G.

Spreading the love like Akara on Saturday environmental akara.... kai.

I owe you 2 chilled Heineken and sweet isi ewu... after puffing out 2 sweet blunts...

Than play Fifa for the road. Omo, you na real G.
ProgrammingRe: Pls I Need Help In An Angular Assignment by niel63(m): 7:07pm On May 22, 2023
qtguru:
Nigerian company sha
E shock you? grin

I for mention names, but e no need. cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Pls I Need Help In An Angular Assignment by niel63(m): 6:58pm On May 22, 2023
SirLakes:
Dem wan use am clean mouth grin grin

Another job seeker will implement the backend as interview

We know their game grin grin grin
I swear grin

Nonsense people.

Make we ask OP how much dem say them go pay per month.
I can swear they've not talk about salaries yet... when they get to that point they will now be asking you how much are you expecting. Rubbish question.

Trash question 🗑

I told one 600k late last year... even though I know say e small compared to oyinbo levels... Still dem dey battle me for 400k. Later said they'd consider 500k after first month.
Still, dem wan use me design the components... I kukuma stopped applying in any 9ja company...

They want the best for stipends...
ProgrammingRe: Pls I Need Help In An Angular Assignment by niel63(m): 6:46pm On May 22, 2023
SirLakes:
Who wants you to build a full app as interview grin

How many days dem give you to build this grin cheesy
NIGERIAN tech Company... I know this from experience... but if you check the UI, na naira! And they ensure you build out every component.

And they will give you a dummy API too that works. grin grin
ProgrammingRe: Pls I Need Help In An Angular Assignment by niel63(m): 6:38pm On May 22, 2023
Digitalstarlite:
With Angular Framework using any CSS framework of your choice, build a web application using the design from the Figma Link below:


https://www.figma.com/file/K9nrBtxclU8U49nbRFEi3H/Interview?node-id=168%3A0


Any help pls
This is not an assignment!

What level of knowledge do you have with angular or "any css framework"

That's more like a frontend engineer interview level assessment.

Make una sha dey use this section play anyhow una like 👍


Modified: grin I just saw the heading now and it states interview... you see?

Let me tell you one thing, even if you finish using people to design it, how are you gonna defend it?

And this is too typical of Nigerian Companies. Them go use you design their next UI and then move you to the next phase and start telling you one story. grin

I no trust any Nigerian tech company again like this.

Between, I can design that stuff with 80% of css framework in the world. grin
ProgrammingRe: Php Developer Needed For Modification On An Already Existing Website! by niel63(m): 6:14pm On May 22, 2023
That person above me talking plenty just said website is 5k.
Abeg how dem dey take block people for this section... Nairaland make una make me admin.

What rubbish... na una be the problem wey we get for Nigeria.
Go post this shiii on webmaster section, not the programming section.

Be collecting 5k oo... I just closed a simple website deal for 200k and I think that's the minimum I've done this year.
He say 5k... mumu everywhere.
Domain name alone na 10k

Modified: 200k because na wordpress ooo! Elementor and stuff.
ProgrammingRe: Web Developer Needed by niel63(m): 6:00pm On May 22, 2023
databot25:
Web developer needed.

Pls dm
Oga this is a programming section. Post your request in details and have an appropriate person contact you... small time now una go dey shout how this and that scam una.

Post your requirements.
ProgrammingRe: Holy Shit - Chakra Ui by niel63(m): 10:24am On May 22, 2023
You just dey wake up ni? grin

Segun don chop go!

There are frameworks and other cool libraries by Nigerians, plenty ooo... but na popularity matter.

I used chakra ui in one of my project 2years ago... well, it's cool ooo but, I'll remain with tailwind for really fast bootstrapping since it's utility first.
Second choice will be emotion/styled-components.
And 3rd would be be going all the way with my SASS jeje... or the regular css. Unless you're building out a product and the styling is iterated... I'd suggest you go with something you can always go back to.
Keep It Simple Silly (KISS).
MUI sef dey with tailwind and all other libraries like Sematic UI and AntD.

Shopify used Semantic or still uses it, I no too know again... AntD is on its own level.
You'd be surprised how many enterprise level apps make use of them and now their go to these days is Tailwind. E get why.

Chakra dey top 10 sha... I remember the first time I used it... it was based on sentimental values. Of course, he's Nigerian and impulsively, I want to support him cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Ps Help Me Choose! by niel63(m): 6:50pm On May 19, 2023
Ribenny:
Maximum respect!🙌 2 decades+ with the Linux OS 😲😲 (just seeing it now) I need to apologize with cows🙏....sorry once more baba🙏......I spoke out of ignorance 🙏 thanks once more baba!
Advise and recommendation copied, hope to come back with appreciations in the nearest future as God permits!!!
More heights in good health baba!😘
Grace!🙌
Now, this is a man that wants to learn... Nice.

Even me wey sabi Linux for a while, broke 3 pcs trying out different distros, doing hacks and shit... yeah it was fruitful at the time. I no fit shout say I sabi Linux cos, I've seen people use Linux and I know, I know nothing... lol!

But e no mean say I no go stand well ooo grin when time reach.
You'll grow bro. You're learning and quite fast too. Bless you!

@airsaylongcome forgive am. grin
ProgrammingRe: Ps Help Me Choose! by niel63(m): 11:56am On May 19, 2023
Make oversabi no carry us go where we no know.

@airsaylongcome.... you wey your whole workstaion na Linux grin

He just jumped into lecturing you like he created a fresh distro grin

Omo boy, na just six month ooo! Dey calm down.
ProgrammingRe: Please What Is The Best Way To Withdraw Money From Paypal? by niel63(m): 2:57pm On May 17, 2023
I wanted to say with your BigDick grin

But make i keep kwayet! grin grin


cruise!
Foreign AffairsRe: Yemi Mobolade Elected As First Black Mayor In US Municipal Government (Photo) by niel63(m): 2:56pm On May 17, 2023
One of the greatest hit tracks!


America Ronu ooo... Colorado Ronu o! grin

Kai!!! I wish people knew better in 9ja.
Open your eyes to the beautiful possibilities of actually loving your neighbor. Humanity dey sweet if your mind dey open.
ProgrammingRe: Experienced Software Engineers Needed (full Stack And Backend) by niel63(m): 1:29pm On May 17, 2023
Nurudeen06:
Dude want someone with 5 years experience on Python, Java, RonR and Golang grin

He should hire a Robot.
Na this exact comment I been wan post yesterday... but I just no kukuma talk anything. But as you don talk am bro. grin grin grin


I googled the company that's searching for the dev to know if they have a good website at least. The kinda website you have would determine if you can pay such a salary.

Omo... wetin be him plan? He dey find picker? grin
ProgrammingRe: Cronjob Script Writer Needed ASAP by niel63(m): 4:36am On May 15, 2023
chris4gold:
So how many bottles did you take grin
Lol.. bro! It was a good Sunday... and watching arsenal get trashed only made it more fun. grin
ProgrammingRe: You Are A Dev ? You Need Some Money ? Check In (New SURVEY ) by niel63(m): 10:00pm On May 14, 2023
Why aren't you making all this money? If na me I for carry my family members join to make the money. grin
FoodRe: What Hilda Baci Has Been Cooking For 4 Days To Break Guinness World Record by niel63(m): 9:58pm On May 14, 2023
All.the girls shouting I can cook... I can cook and still cook potti...see una mate oo... no be to wear frontal on top tiktok...in short, henceforth, she's the yardstick to all the "I can cook" girls.
ProgrammingRe: Please Rate My Portfolio Website by niel63(m): 8:34pm On May 14, 2023
TastyFriedPussy:
When you think you have seen the worst and ugliest looking website an acclaimed nairaland web dev can design in the name of a porfolio website, fiam, an even greater nonentity will pop up. Shebi if them ask this one now, he will say he is a web dev. Later him go they shout "bring me all your web development jobs, bring me jobs". with this rubbish wey him dey design. OP let me just tell you the truth, that your website na nonsense. Better go and look for a hard skill to learn like barbing or shoe making, you will not go far in this web dev path with this calamity you call website. Don't listen to all those fools above like that Greatigbowoman prasing you for this nonsense you designed, they are just trying to make you feel good, they don't like saying the truth but me, i go talk am as e dey hot. You designed nonsense, if i see better thing, i go talk say na better thing. This your work na pure bull sh*t tongue
Tasty... ure welcome. If you had commented otherwise... I for no belive say na you.

Its good to have you back. cheesy grin cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Please Rate My Portfolio Website by niel63(m): 8:34pm On May 14, 2023
LikeAking:
No comment.
Lol
ProgrammingRe: Cronjob Script Writer Needed ASAP by niel63(m): 3:51pm On May 14, 2023
Yeah... I also had to document it ooo...

Yeah it's easy quite alright. But then, no be everybody sabi am.

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