Horse - Personality and Characteristics
Energetic, Passionate, Upright, Aspirant
People born in the Years of Horse are always along with the personality traits like warm-hearted, enthusiastic and positive. As they are lively and active, running in broad areas, so it is also the symbol of independence and freedom.
 
Strengths
Generous, independent, romantic
People in Chinese zodiac Horse sign are usually friendly and generous to others, so they are able to make a lot of friends. In interpersonal communication, they have commands of skills to liven up the atmosphere, which makes everyone in a harmony. Independence is also a strong point. They can survive a lot of obstacles without help from others. Always in vitality and never give in easily, so they are likely to rise in the career at their early lifetime. Meanwhile, most of them adopt a positive attitude towards life, so they can pose a good influence on friends and families. Most male Horses are romantic, and they often create surprises for others. They are eloquent and pervasive, talented in leadership. And they have insight into others’ mind, so they can always give proper response. They have acute ability of learning and perceiving. A skill or knowledge can be acquired in much shorter time than others.
 
Weaknesses
Extravagant, outspoken, vain and stubborn
Horses love spending, so it’s quite hard for them to deposit their money in the bank. They seldom make preparations for the unexpected occurrences. Over frank and straightforward, they concern little about the listeners’ feeling, which may offend others in the speech. Some of them are leakers; they cannot keep any secrets, which may cause their later failures in business. They are lack of perseverance. Giving up in a halfway, they often cannot gain what they want. They like to chase vanity, dressing finely and respectably. Mirrors are their closest companion. They are weak in listening to the advices or ideas from others. Sticking on their own thoughts may lead to wrong judgment on important affairs.


Sheep - Personality and Characteristics
Soft-Hearted, Upright, Elegant
Sheep is a kind of meek animal. They are usually very quiet and gentle, holding themselves aloof from the world. In a herd, all the sheep tend to listen to their leaders and show esteem to them. Because of the obedient character, sheep are among the most popular animals beloved by mankind. The fates curve of people born in the Year of Sheep / Goat / Ram exhibits an overall slightly ascending trend, which implies they will finally achieve success late in life. However, if they can come across brilliant leaders or people who appreciate their talents, they will distinguish themselves when young. 

Strengths
Hardworking, persistent, thrift
With low profile, people born in the Year of Sheep are very mild, diligent, and practical. They don’t care about what others judge and just do the right things they deem. They show filial obedience to their parents. They are reliable partners to cooperate with, as they are considerate and prudent. They do not squander money on flashy or unpractical articles and have the habit of saving money. They are not very tall and strong, but very persistent. Once they obtain the favour of their leaders, their genius will be presented to the highest degree. 

Weaknesses
Indecisive, timid, vain
To some extent, they are pessimists. Sometimes, they simply do things with the guidance of destiny. They love to be attended and flattered. The compliments from their friends and partners may please them a lot. When it comes to love, they are shy and dare not express their feeling to the people they have a crush on. However, if they want to give up the negative personality traits, those shortcomings can be totally overcome as long as they have the strong will. 
Best Jobs for Sheep
artist, writer, advertising personnel, philosopher, dancer, entertainer, teacher.


Monkey - Personality and Characteristics
Intelligent, eloquent, adaptable, flexible
According to Chinese zodiac analysis, people born in a Year of the Monkey always have smart, agile and active characteristics. They are endowed with highly adaptable abilities because of their complicated living environment.
 
Strengths
Brilliant, independent, honest, cordial, positive
People born in the Year of the Monkey according to the Chinese zodiac always have enviable abilities and wisdom. Their skills and smart ideas can be seen by others when they are very young. A sharp foresight and a unique perspective promote their development in every aspect. Other people are always amazed at their acute intuition and predictive powers. If there is an established goal, they apply strong actions to achieve it. A strong curiosity causes them to want to bravely try everything interesting. ‘All bark and no bite’ is not their lifestyle. They win a high popularity among others because of their amicability and kindness. They always try their best to help others in daily life. An upbeat attitude always influences them and everyone around them.
 
Weaknesses
Irritable, impetuous, easily frustrated
Monkeys are lively and sprightly, which tends to lead to their impatience. When things develop in unexpected ways, they appear to be irascible, fussy and upset. Sometimes they are not willing to listen to others’ advice or ideas.  A stubborn personality influence their original judgments and decisions. They lack enough prudence when something fails. When having some small successes, they are always satisfied with current conditions. Being short of long-range plans, they often get into trouble on their way to success.
Suitable Jobs: diplomat, journalist, writer, or entertainer

Rooster - Personality and Characteristics
Foresighted, ambitious, meticulous, independent
According to traditional Chinese zodiac analysis, Rooster is the representative of confidence and intelligence. People who born in the Years of the Rooster usually share lots of common personality traits, such as responsive, distinctive, smart and earnest. Being strict with themselves is their biggest characteristic.
 
Strengths
Self-consistent, outgoing, skillful
They are deep thinkers considered to be honest, bright, communicative, ambitious, capable and warm-hearted. Strong self-respect and seldom relying on others are their basic characteristics. As most of them are born pretty or handsome, they prefer to dress up. They have a quick mind and hot temper. They like to be busy and neat. With strong enterprise and conscientiousness, they are reluctant to fall behind others and hate dawdlers. They always complete things according to their previous plans. Well-organized mind can make them become more efficient. During work, they can always put forward distinctive ideas and solutions about the development of the company. Thus, they have enviable promotion prospect in their early years.
 
Weaknesses
Impatient, overconfident, impressible, preachy
They might be enthusiastic about something quickly, but soon be impassive. They are often a bit eccentric and have difficulty in relating with others. They are critical and think they are always right, so generally speaking, they are unwilling to accept other people’s suggestions but would like to lecture others. Like their fortunes, their emotions swing from very high very slow in a short time. They can be positive but selfish, caustic, too outspoken, and some narrow-minded. If they can overcome their arrogance and be sincere in speaking, they will make great progress.
Suitable Jobs: politician, police, athlete, fashion designer, or beautician.

Rabbit - Personality and Characteristics
Tender, Decent, Generous
Rabbit is a tame and tender animal, and swift in move. People in the Chinese zodiac Rabbit sign usually have soft and tender personality traits. They keep a modest attitude and maintain a pleasant relationship to people around. They will not be irritated easily, and they also avoid quarrels as much as possible.
 
Strengths
Polite, Cautious, Responsible
They are easy going, polite, tender and skilled in handling relationships with people. Decent dressing is important for them, and that also helps them win popularity. They usually can leave a good impression on other people, and always have a lot of friends. Their inner side, in fact, is quite delicate and cautious. With gentle nature, they will never steal others’ thunder, so they can do a brilliant job in team work. They are people of responsibility, patience and kindness. They are frank and honest to friends, and always keep their promises. They are grateful, especially to parents. They are usually filial children who place family in the first.
 
Weaknesses
Hesitant, Timid, Foolhardy
They are over cautious in personality, and keep themselves nervous always. They are conservative and hesitant in character. Though sometimes they are ambitious, they dare not take actions immediately. When they come across hardships, they are inclined to escape from the reality. In relationship, they are so sentimental that people cannot learn about their real feelings. They also love spending, having no concern or preparation for the future. They will lead a peaceful and smooth life, but sometimes they will get bored at the tedious lifestyle.
 
Best Jobs for Rabbits
They stand aloof from success, and avoid rival with others. They are good at coping with interpersonal relationship, so they need to find jobs related to communication with people. They want peace and stability. Therefore, the jobs like gardener, teacher, doctor, pharmacist, military officer, politician, public relation manager, translator, or bank staff are suitable for them.

Dragon - Personality and Characteristics
Mysterious, Imaginative, Ambitious
Among the twelve Chinese zodiac signs, only Dragon is nonexistent in the real life. It is an imaginary animal that combines some other animals’ features. There are many legend stories about this animal, and it is also regarded as the most auspicious sign. Chinese people take themselves for the decedents of Dragon. People born in the Year of the Dragon usually have mysterious, imaginative and noble personality traits.
 
Strengths
Ambitious, Energetic, Leadership
They are born with superb leadership. Because of their knowledge, power and capability, people are willing to take orders from them. They are also ambitious, and have strong willpower to realize their dreams. They are bold to take adventures. Once goals are settled, they will try their best to fight for success. Their eloquence and passion make their speech authoritative. They seem to have endless energy, and seldom feel exhausted. They have another gift - their innate luck, which is quite favorable to help them achieve something. They are people of charm and glamour, so they can always win others’ heart easily.
 
Weaknesses
Arrogant, Relentless, Elusive
They are usually in a daze, and look elusive at most time. Sometimes, their arrogant personality makes people keep a distance from them. Because of their good luck, some of them may become less industrious, and that may result in failures. They are strict with subordinates. Once people make mistakes in work, they will criticize them relentlessly. Although they are eager to succeed, they can be frustrated by setbacks easily, and they are likely to give up in the half way. They cannot bear any suffering, and want expected outcome as soon as they start.
 Best Jobs for Dragons:
Stable occupation is not suitable for them, for they have more room to use their talent. They are also full of imagination, so they may like jobs related to thinking. Suitable jobs: architect, politician, economist, doctor, café owner, athlete, writer, artist, actor, fashion designer.


Snake - Personality and Characteristics
Wise, Humorous, Brilliant
Snake is usually regarded as a dark, insidious, sly and ruthless being. Both in western countries and China, there are many legend stories about the animal. And most of the time, it is labeled with a dark image. Actually, the animal is also the symbol of wisdom. People born in the Year of the Snake according to Chinese zodiac are usually well-educated, decent, smart and humorous. They can be brilliant artists, political leaders, as well as great thinkers, such as Gandhi, Goethe, Kennedy, and Picasso.
 
Strengths
Decent, Sophisticated, Eloquent
Most of time, they looks nonchalant, but they are actually enthusiastic in personality. They are romantic, decent and sophisticated, and also eloquent, which makes them humorous. People will feel comfortable and relaxed when talking with them. They seldom get angry, for they get used to thinking twice before leaping. They are gifted in thinking and creating, especially good at spiritual work. They always have clear goals and plans about their career, and they will schedule and finish them step by step. When coming across problems, they can remain calm and rational. Their innate sense and insight make them grasp every possible chance. They are good at making decisions and determined to fulfill plans.
 
Weaknesses
Suspicious, Stingy, Lazy
They will not show their weak side to others, and people cannot see their inner side, so they don’t have many real friends. They are a bit stingy and suspicious, which makes people keep a distance from them. Sometimes, they are over curious about others’ personal affairs and like to gossip behind, and even create rumors. Sloth is another of their weaknesses. Although they have a lot of ambitions, they cannot be persistent to realize them. They go to jealousy easily. They will go against people who are more excellent than them but not learn from others.

Warning: This post is longer than some people's relationship.


I first came across the Chinese calendar in 1997. Since then, I've been following it by looking up traits of people I meet. I must say they've been accurate. People I've met behaved in the exact way they said. Amazing. It is believed that the years represented by the animals affect the characters of people in the same way like the western astrology signs. You might want to check yours and those of your family too. Below is the presentation.

Years of the Rat:1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020
Years of the Ox:1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009, 2021
Years of the Tiger:1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010, 2022
Years of the Rabbit:1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023
Year of the Dragon:1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, 2024
Year of the Snake:1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2025
Year of the Horse 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014, 2026
Year of the Sheep 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015, 2027
Year of the Monkey 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016, 2028
Years of the Rooster: 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017, 2029
Year of the Dog 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018, 2030.
Year of the Pig 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019, 2031.

Rat - Personality and Characteristics
Acute, cautious, calm
People born in the Year of Rat are often with acute observation, positive attitude, and flexible mind. Above all, they can accommodate themselves to different circumstances quickly and get clear about the surroundings.
Strengths
Alert, adaptable, observant…
In their fate, they are born to be outgoing, cheerful and associable in character. They can get along well with different people, so there are a lot of friends around them. No matter what jobs they are occupied, they can harvest success on account of their quick response to outside changes. Facing hardships, they show bold and positive personality traits. Due to their acute instinct and calmness, they can do well in business. Disaster will make their capability more outstanding. Some live a thrifty life but strive hard in work still.
Males can shoulder heavy social work, but they can help with some housework in the meantime. They are tender to families, and glad to set aside time for family reunion. The females are brilliant housewives, industrious and considerate.
Weaknesses
Lack of persistence, stubborn…
Some Rats like criticising and complaining when problems occur. They are also a bit picky in others’ shortcomings, which usually offend others unconsciously. They rely on their outstanding instinct too much. They might be stubborn, and hardly listen to advices from others. They are likely to change jobs frequently, lack of persistence and stability, so it’s hard for them to concentrate in one thing. 
Suitable Jobs: play writer, accountant, scholar, commentator, doctor, inventor, reformer, or stock analyst.

Ox - Personality and Characteristics
Tough, honest, faithful…
Most people with Chinese zodiac Ox sign are conservative and traditional. They impress people with an image of endurance, honesty and diligence. They seldom fear for any hardships or difficulties. They are persistent but stubborn, cautious but hesitant, silent but quick-tempered. Hitler and Napoleon are typical figures with the sign of Ox.
 
Strengths
Persistent, cautious, patient…
They are slow in action, but quite persistent. Once they make decisions, they will hold on straight to the end. Cautious and careful, before taking actions, they will take a long time for consideration. Stability is another characteristic in their personality, for they can be hardly affected by the environment changes and others’ judgment. With strong faith and willpower, they can always realize their goals. Honest and patient, they are reliable companions and friends. Besides, they are independent and industrious, which makes them to achieve something easily. When handling cases, they can arrange everything orderly. They give much care and attention to family, being filial to parents and tender to brothers and sisters. They are peace lovers, and treat people equally.

Weaknesses
Stubborn, tardy, fractious…
One of their weaknesses is stubbornness, for they can hardly change their minds to accept others’ advices. They usually do things based on their own slow pace. The lack of efficiency results in average outcome. They seem to be silent, actually fractious, obstructive and irritable. Due to their stiffness, they cannot react correctly according to the outside changes. Keeping in a passive situation, they are tending to be loose and clumsy. In relationship, they have no sense of romance and no skill to please their lovers. Their speech is also blunt; they are not accustomed to speaking in public, which will make them quite nervous.

Suitable Jobs: doctor, lawyer, writer, teacher, socialist, entrepreneur, or office assistant.

Tiger - Personality and Characteristics
Powerful, Tough, Dynamic, Mighty
People born in the Chinese zodiacal Tiger sign are quite cautious and energetic. They are also determined and persistent, which help them strengthen their leadership.
 
Strengths
Determined, Confident, Trustworthy, Frank
They are strong-willed. Once they make up their minds, they will not change it easily. They will never regret for what they have said. They are born with stateliness and confidence, so they always impress people with an image of power and authority. They are frank in personality, willing to speak out their feelings, so they can gain others’ trust easily. They can hardly accept failures, so they push themselves quite hard to succeed. Full of sense of fairness and justice, they usually straighten others’ problems warm-heartedly.
 
Weaknesses
Talktive, Stubborn, Agressive, Self-ego
Sometimes, they may go to extremes - they are either too silent or too talkative. They are over confident in their capability, so they cannot do well in team work. If their thoughts get rejected, they will realize it in an aggressive way. They are anxious to achieve quick success and get instant benefits, but they are usually frustrated by failures. They love to win, so they like to argue with people, even on trifles. They lack romance in relationship, and like to control all affairs of the family, so their marriage life is prosaic. With strong self-egoism, they can hardly make some true friends.
Best Jobs for Tigers
Competitive, Acute, Flexible
They like competitive works, and they have acute sense and decisive minds. They can always give quick response to what is happening. They cannot tolerant a stable occupation, for they seek challenges and come up with ideas. Therefore, the suitable jobs for them are manager, politician, economist, police, revolutionist, entrepreneur as well as adventurer..


Source: http://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/social_customs/zodiac/

Just as I thought it would turn out.

http://www.stopthebribes.net/main is a link on the Nigeria police website and it's quite interesting to see real time data on crime. The data, from reports of people, show that Kogi State has the highest number of road blocks or the highest number of reports of reports of road blocks in Nigeria.

Summary:

*Man enters, sad*
Wife: Honey, what's wrong?
Man: I'm broke.
Wife: Sorry dear. You mean no money at all?
Man: No.


*45 minutes later*
Wife: I want to buy Brazilian hair tomorrow. I've called the hairdresser.

What is the expected reaction here?

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Analogue: /ˈanəlɒg/
NOUN/ADJECTIVE/VERB
1. This is when you screen a man for a position almost 4 decades ago and your son is screening that same man in 2015 for the same post.

2. A person or thing seen as comparable to another:
"an interior analogue of the exterior world"
synonyms: counterpart · analogue · equivalent · likeness · correspondent · [more]



Meanwhile...

FP potential...

Sunday's FP

Fast and pray...lol

Only for those who believe in the days of humble beginnings.

Nairaland...

Anybody can write anything on Wikipedia.

Meanwhile...

Yea

Chelsea team

1.
Thibaut Courtois
2. Ivanovic 5. Cahill 6. Terry 3. Azpiliqueta
4. Matic 8. Fabregas
7. Willian. 10. Oscar. 11. Hazard
9. Costa

Stop drinking Orijin big bottle.

36 years ago, Pa Olusola Saraki Screened Audu Ogbeh as a Minister.
Today, his son Sen Bukola Saraki is screening the same Ogbeh for same post.


So I heard. It's a miss.

Eeyah

Lol

To each, his own.
In summary, one shoe doesn't fit all.

Morality...gone.
Corruption...high.
End result? Insanity.

I am sure this man must have, at some point, given marital advice.

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Yeah

Non payment of salaries opened their eyes.

Typical of Nigerians...
So you see Kris, Kourtney and Kim, yet you singled out Kim to be the one coming in for surgery. In fact...

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Yea

Ogun

Unfortunately for African players, juju doesn't know how to play football.