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Vid of u removing the thing from the ram orrrr



Wait a minute.... Op, re you sure u re not the one that ate that thing.

I wont type a long epistle because of ordinary phone.

I haven't seen the phone anywhere online and it has been released since July
I have checked slot and jumia. They dont have it


The price is 300$. So I know it should be about that 95k region.



Any help would be appreciated.

Osahon7:
heard you've got limitations

Which limitations?

Osahon7:
those it apply to q5?

All BlackBerrys. Providing ur os is 10.2 and ova

golor:
Will it affect BlackBerry Z30! Cos I keep receiving massages that my phone won't support Whatsapp come next year.

Google nd find out the latest apk


Download it
Open 'n install

benzion72:
Thought you are a great scholar as your name suggested.Is poor Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo word. It is english and anything that has a name is in the culture of that people. So prostitution, Corruption, Armed robber etc are in the culture of english. I beg stop this your inferiority complex. Eyinbo man no better pass you. Every nation has its own challengies.

Nigeria is one of the richest spot on the planet earth if only you can see it and work it out. Ask yourself why has chevron, Agip, Shell, Lever brothers, PZ, Dana, NK Zard has refused to leave Nigeria despite kidnapping. Ask yourself when you at arrival hall why do you have so many foreigners queuing up even longer than Nigeria sometimes . If this country is bad India, Lebanese will not come and stay here

Der is nothing you can use to deceive urself
Nigerians are poor and getting poorer. Theres inflation everywhere. And with what you said @ the bolded, its obvious you havent done any international travel.


You people will just be presuming nonsense

mrsefan:
It ain't good
holding the main bible is more holy than ur phone or whatever
apart from reading the holy words from the bible directly can u put porn in it ? Can u charge bible before using it ?
Ur phone is not holy enough
and that ain't swag

Its possible to tape or draw porn on a Bible

eddyjibs:
2-5 na sure unemployment. who wan employ u

For number 2 only


Mtn
Slot
Jumia,konga and similar counterparts
Mtn,glo etc
Banks. Ie atm support
Seun can employ you sef if you are very useful


The possibilities are endless

missyadorable:
Now here it is: They have been married for almost 30 years with grown up children,all out of the house

They have been having problems as soon as the marriage started but the woman has managed to cope,fast and pray as expected by the society...despite the beatings,abuses and torture. At a point,her dad refunded the dowry and asked her to come home,she refused.Now both parents are late and they have been separated for abt 4 years.but as the children took sides with the woman and abandoned the man,he is now threatening to kill her diabolically or physically via charm or hired assasins...and he sends her such messages via sms.

What can she do?

She should offer to gv him mouth action. Thats an automatic yes
When shes doing it. She shoupd bite hard and ask him if hes sure bouh d threat



Trust me. He will apologise.
Thank me later

TechRev:
Who counted the dead? Who saw shekau mortally wounded?

Based on the x-ray view
They should be close to 300

plussize:
anybody get baygon or raid here d mosquito here na die dis buhari mosquitoes

Ehyaaa...no mosquitoes here in france



I school there

wailing:
Ye wrong

1: Wailing Wailer

2: Undecided

3: NCAN

4: I school in france or itlay

5: Who you EPP

6: Pics or......you know the rest :d

then the rest list follows

Gosh that slang is old......
Buh what do i know, I school in france

benzion72:
Google beggars on the street of New York they are still there till tomorrow. You only watch America from Hollywood perspective. There are still very poor America especially in their suburb who sleep in cartoons and beg for food

Lol, I bend


Be deceiving yourself......How will you say Americans are poor. People that are balling



If Americans are poor, what'll u say about Nigerians

Kwonder:
Form is temporary, class is permanent... When you are big, you are big... Fashek still has the Fire.
Great song for a change... not all this skiborobo, Wafe ku laleyi

Its not everyone that will like the same thing. Music is preferential.
Because you dont like a certain type of song doesn't mean you should go around saying Its not good

God punish the 4 people above me



Forces of destruction that dont want me to be ftc ds year

Sphilip1:
yes boss

Do one on why people get blocked on whatsapp



Specially. Much older family members

Did you do this write-up urself?

Sphilip1:
Source: http://www.techkibay.com/2015/12/why-people-unfriend-block-or-unfollow.html

Amberon11:
What's not innovative about a teenager building a hand fan that can last for 15 hours if fully charged? This fan is suitable for the Nigerian clime. If China did it, you'd have appreciated it more.

Can you even draw a fan??

I did something similar when i was I jss2. Its nt that big of a deal


The reason I respect him is because he actually did it from scratch.

I just recycled

aBbiie25:
I thought we were all in a joking mood fa

Your own jokes are too much

DLuciano:
well some unserious questions are answered unseriously, i dont mean to insult you but i think there is time to be serious and there is time to joke, definitely not on your exam or test. imagine your target is first class degree!

It is, and is there any problem

AutoJoshNG:
The Nigerian Driver’s Licence is an official document issued by the Federal Government of Nigeria permitting a specific individual to operate one or more types of motorized vehicles on Nigerian roads. This document can be obtained with the following steps:

• Obtain and complete Form MVA 11 from Motor Licencing Authority (MLA).
• Attend driving test with the appropriate authority for desired category of driver’s licence Form.
• If successful, a certificate would be issued indicating the class of licence qualified for
• Pay the prescribed fee to the Motor Licencing Authority (MLA).
• MLA sends the Form to FRSC (IPC) for processing
• Applicant proceeds to FRSC Information Processing Centre (IPC) for physical capture of photograph, finger print and signature.
• Processed licence is sent to MLA for distribution to successful applicants
• An experienced driver may in addition obtain trade test certificate Issues (3), (2) and (1) from the ministry of labour and productivity.
• The minimum age for driving is 18 years
• The terminal age for driving is 70 years

Note: Changing the category of drivers’ licence requires a new test.

http://autojosh.com/how-to-obtain-nigerian-drivers-licence/

@ the bolded




This is bullshit. Nigeria doesnt want to update their medieval laws. In some states in us. You can be 15/16 and still legally drive. Its better to start early.



Somebody cant have learners permit gan

daxon001:
Since u cancelled it, no Na......but y are u still dwelling on this

Some people still dont want to greee. Apparently I am immature and joking with my future

Uchihaitaci:
Nope, any one can be humorous, even a nutless monkey can be humorous, infact goats are humorous without even trying. DO you know what else is humorous? ducks are too, so are donkeys and our president too is humorous without even trying.

so i disagree, beacuse frankly the above listed dont have the required traits you so stated

I am talking about humour based on intent. The type you are talking of has to do with people laughing at. What I am trying to do is to make the marker laugh with me

Another Part of an examination is also being free and expression. If I can express myself with a humourless twist. Why not?


In an exam, you have to make your work as unique as possible

temmym4:
Your issue is actually simple. immaturity and not bn serious.

it is an EXAMINATION. you are being examined in every ramification. as far as i can tell. "TOO KNOW" is a problem you have to check. always try and pay attention to whatever you are being told to do and with every seriousness in you. If u want to be a comedian, go for auditions instead.
you are lucky you got a ""

aBbiie25:
uhhuh

Somebody is seeking for advice and this is what you gave him

You are free to joke all ya exams/years away! Iranu!

DLuciano:
its not wrong its your life tho. if you go for a written test for job also add small joke. This is the most foolish questions every come across on NL

And this is the most foolish answer I have ever come across in this whole world






I asked a simple question. ' I am not one of those people that forms itk. If I dont know something I ask'
If you cant give me your opinion, please dont insult me

dunkem21:
Thank you so much.. You have done justice here.

The point is clear, know your lecturer.. Play with the playful ones and be serious with the serious ones.. more importantly, answer your questions backed with facts.. Never beg for marks nor *Love/bless your lecturer..

Infact, you added another point in that examiners deduct marks for each word you cancel..

Again, thanks for experiencing Akionu.

Wait oooo, when its not english



Why would a lecturer subtract mark from a persons test just because of ordinary cancellation. Even if the reason is legitimate

The humour was relevant to the question. If you want to be serious. Mouth odour is indirectly related to bad hygiene. And pricing of goods in the market spreads poverty. So. Pls. How isnt it relevant

Prettychiz4real:
Super Lion/Lioness, humour that is relevant to the question being answered is okay but not the one Op is talking of. I know Akionu well, he's playful and expects his students to do same. You know he's the one marking your script and his style of marking it and so you give it to him that way. I had lecturers like that too, while for others you hit the nail at the head and dare not even do any cancellations in your script let alone add a humour to it. In the case of Op, he doesn't know the examiner and the marking scheme to be used and so shouldn't have done what he did. I always tell my students to go straight to the point when answering questions, if they tell you mention/list five items, stick to that. Don't do oversabi. Stop scribbling things like "Help me God", "I cover this paper/examiner in the blood of Jesus", "I love my teacher etc" on their scripts. It's not gonna earn you marks but your ability to answer to the point will and may earn you extra more marks.

olaolaking:
You were to list 5 civic problems. You listed 2 correctly and you got D7. So for your mind you were supposed to get A1 abi?

In total. I listed 7. (plus d mouth odour and pricing)

I cancelled 2. Leaving 5 correct ones
dunkem21

Uchihaitaci:
Injustice? if i was dumb enough to do that during exams then hey it was well deserved..just saying
my obvious point is, theres a time and place for everything, an exam paper is definitely not the place to be rehearsing your humor skills.
its shows a lack of focus and prioritization skills .

Common sense states that....

You may be right. Xcept the bolded. Humour isnt something that is simple. To be humorous you need to be focused and intelligent

daxon001:
Well Wat can I say, Gba kamu.. ..or u wanna go to d ministry of education?
GCE dey there na
Modified.. .in fact u don't need Civics dat much do you?

I dont need it, I just want to find out if what I did is wrong

MrMacinterchi1:
Next time my friend, i advice u to take things serious and treat any situation with how serious it was/is to its context.
.
U are writing an examination not a joke context with ur buddies. I guess u have learnt some lessons.

But you have to admit,
Its good to loosen up a bit