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airmark:
Vladmir Klitschko retires.

See wetin femi Joshua don cause

Messi, Suarez, Nobody.

The only MSN we acknowledge is messenger

Skimpledawg:
Where should this mail be delivered ejoo

cc: diggz, nihilist

No stamp, no return address.

We have to reject this package. Try DHL.

FBS:
Na only me and bro nateevs fit fight for here. So norin norin. If he likes he can punchline himself from PiertoRico to okokomaiko. I have no fkcs to give.

#thenumberyouarecallingisnotavailable.

Egbon Forget all this one.

Once deim give you better tasi, and these mofos start hyping and analysing the bars, e go pain you enough to retaliate.

Ibime tried to do the same thing with Vanquay, forming 'no comment' , the quality of the L he carried that day was 21 carat.

Next small thing my man vanquay said, Ibime brought a sledgehammer out to kill an ant.

Make quality diss record enter first. O ma ta yin lara bi abara

FBS:
Someone had laughing gas for midnight snack? Berra slow down, it kills o.
Maybe the error was mine by not explaining properly or you are just slow.. My statement was more of a wishful thinking. Are we clear now?

As for other poster, sorry I use a Nokia 3310. That font no dey my phone. Can't even quote it.

PietroRico

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eph12:
Who ask u to run commentary? No be so na do vanquay that day?

*Sips warm puff puff oil*

Sturridge injured himself scoring a lovely lobbed goal.

Samuel L Jackson in Unbreakable was probably less injury prone...

afrodoc2:
No be who first call Police. You never hear of home advantage? lol

Well, that one dey sha.

But na Diggz first call Mystic1 ponzi scheme na?

Diggz: Mystic1, your life is a ponzi scheme

*crickets*

Mystic1: Diggz, your life is a ponzi scheme

Manyoo brethren: *rapturous applause* chai Mystic too bad! Etc.

Segadem:
[color=#1986BC] ...so if you are asked to present your CV, u will cut out your nursery and primary education? [/color]

You put that on your CV?

waywardpikin:
He loves her dammit. He's pvssy whipped.

Jamie is inherently a good man but so far he has been complicit and is an unwitting accomplice to all of Cersei's misdeeds. His true redemption will come when he tells her of and takes a stand (I mean truly say NO and mean it for once).

Cersei represents everything that is evil and wrong in Jaime's life.

Yall are quick to forget how Jamie Lanister tried to kill a child that saw him smashing his sister, or how he raped his sister on his dead child's coffin.

Jamie is definitely not a good man. He's a reasonable man who prefers to follow the most logical course of action, but he's definitely definitely not a good man.

Vanquay:
What's Notjustok??

It's the Nigerian answer to Worldstarhiphop, or hiphopdx.



http://notjustok.com

I don't like the fights, but.the fights like me

bigkesh:
If you love music then this line is TOO XCLUSIVE for you

I think that line refers more to the fact that lalaboi is actually affiliated with notjustok

lalaboi:
Hahaha. Mahn spaced out . . The wrongest of ways! This is why you should not send kids to Jeleosimi

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airmark:
Just as some fools believe that you must first have travel history reflecting on your passport, before american embassy could give you visa in Nigeria. Also some think one must be a ritualist or be highly corrupt, before you are rich in Nigeria.
This is the type of poor mindsets some people move around with, and yet complain of living in abject poverty.

If after spending 100m+ on new players as the epl champion and you are surprised with my high expectations, and you expect a dinamo zagreb's performance in ucl, your brain is doing skiborobo skibo, and you need it checked by lil kesh, Dr big kesh.

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airmark:
Some people from head to toe, everything about them is notjustok. Take them to naira la la land, they will still rove without ambition and won't still have an achievable dream.

When you see a 40yr old man:

- still carrying himself like a boi
- reasoning like a boi
- setting targets like a boi,
- calling himself a boi,

..the best way to describe such pygmy, is to call him a fool.

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hensben:
Matic did actually. Kante was always the one going forward when we are pressing.

Doesn't mean he was shielding jack. Ngolo Kante was making 2.4 interceptions a game.

Matic was averaging 1.4...thats less than David Luiz and Azpilicueta, and only marginally greater that Gary Cahill with 1.2

If tackling is a function of defensive actions against the ball carrier, Interceptions is a function of defensive actions against the passing lane.

How can you be protecting the back 3, when the back 3 are intercepting more passes than you? How does that work?

There's a reason Matic has been bundled out of the team with little fanfare.

Fabregas and Matic are both defensive liabilities, the difference is that Fab has serious offensive skills, while Matic is useless on offense.

No wonder people say cost of food in the market is too damn high. We just sold a bag of beans for 40 million pounds!

hensben:
Can Bakayoko shield the back 3 like how Matic did it.

Hopefully not, cos Matic didn't shield the back 3 at all. Kante did.

GMan650:
Badasses for this episode:

- Euron (Mr game-changer, slighted Jamie again)
- Olenna(even in death, I troway salute)
- Cersei
- Bran
- Tyrion (for his words and definitely not war strategies)
- Missandei (dumbfounded Ser Davos after listing Dany's numerous titles).

My winner is Tyrion tho, I'm a lover of words.

Who y'all think is the badass of this episode?

Right now, Cersei is winning. Winning seriously too.

She has removed the greyjoys, Tyrells, and Dorne from the board.

She has also snookered the platoon of dickless warriors.

Mehn Cersei is balling hard right now. Boss moves.

Olenna is the real definition of slay queen sha. Taking time from her busy schedule of dying, she still managed to drop the nugget that she's the one that ripped house lannister apart. Gaddem that woman is cold.

Olenna Tyrell

Thug Life.

Goodbye Matic and thanks for 14/15.

You're someone else's problem now.

chic2pimp:
Free My Nigga A40....

Oshey tell the judge to drop his case.

Thug life.

pamcode:
Even at the cost of Squad depth.

I prefer the cost of 50m.

That's around half a Morata.

timbros:
Old Boys Association

John Terry: Chalo, I heard you have a girlfriend now...is she around today?

Chalobah: Erm...

John Terry: come and introduce her to your uncle John...

Chalobah: which kain wahala be this...

Griffon:
Still here to ride the bench for Baka or God willing, get support from Baka and Kante

Either way, Matic is gone. And that's all I really wanted.

Matic, gone.

Griffon:
Bar these games, I have seen Matic and Kante manage to stand their ground even while at a numerical disadvantage.

The duo knew when to wait to press out the opposition to the wings from a deeper position and when to push up and press early. That's pure CM play, playing to reject space.

You could outnumber and have more of ball possession against the Kante-Matic pivot but you still don't have the day.

That's the difference.

It's something Cesc can't do. He isn't a brute,doesn't possess the needed physique, energy or Kante-esque yams to carry out the basic function of a CM.

I doubt if there's any Fab fanboy here that likes the fella as much as I do but I'll be silly to have him in a two man midfield ahead of Matic who evidently can fare nicely even as a lone DM.

Except Matic is on his way out, and Cesc is still here

pamcode:
Right you are.

who is PvA - Betrand?

Patrick van Anhoolt

Unlimited22:
Dede, anytime we play Fab and Kante against a good midfield we get slaughtered.
What say you??

Numerical advantage.

The exact same thing happened in Matic vs Arsenal In the FA Cup, Matic vs Manyoo away, Matic vs Spurs.

Defensively there's not a lot you can do in a 2 man midfield where your spare man is at centre back.

Offensively though, Matic brought nothing to the team. Nothing at all.