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coogar:
nihilist, if you are at home.....come online, lemme use van gaal's team to destroy you on FIFA15.

I get home at 7pm. You don't even have to be logged in to your console to add lalalefriday to your buddy list on psn. You can use the sony app on your phone.

Last time you claimed virgin disconnected the broadband....this time, I'm sure you'll claim that NEPA sent people to the UK to disconnect your wire

Nitlad why be say na anaconda clip you dey use for your example?

dopeJemi:
Not really

And you're asking what I'm on about?

Did you pass jamb at all?

coogar:
nihilist is high on cheap weed....
i dunno how anyone can even bring up moyes' disgraceful performance near this new side. we would have conceded 8 goals under moyes if we had to deal with 10 men for over one hour at the etihad.

we conceded 4 goals with 11 men under him at the etihad so who is moyes? our fear factor was lost under moyes. useless teams like everton, liverpool, west brom, etc strolled easily into old trafford & got maximum points.

e no go better for moyes wherever he is......

I'm sure Swansea were very scared during the 1st game of the season

dopeJemi:
What are you on about

Did you read my original post?

StarBoard:
omo this m0ron needs help o.
So it is with the criteria of a "brain-dead hypocrite" that man united fans will use to judge van Gaal?
Don't you get tired of mocking yourself in public?

But you used that criteria to judge Moyes, No?

StarBoard:
. . .sigh. .
even after being lectured by other people this nitwit v2.0 still doesn't get it.

Doesn't get what? That Van Gaal is guilty of everything you cussed Moyes out for?

dopeJemi:
Nah! You answer me

Why are you asking me?

Did I publish the criteria to ascertain a manager's competence?

Ask the man who did.

StarBoard:
the dyslexic barbarian strikes again.
why not go further down and see where I was one of the first to criticize Moyes from the beginning. Apparently you are too lazy to deduce or research that coogar once gave Moyes the benefit of doubt. of course you never had credibility so I wonder why im responding to you.

And youll expect people to say "shots fired,man down" and all that childish nonsense you always put up.

With you being "brain alive", you have managed to talk yourself into an amazing sh1thole that you cannot get out from. You sit here, assume you are independent-minded, when you look nothing more than a garrulous drunkard on a hot afternoon.

if im brain dead and a hypocrite, you are an astigmatic leprachaun with absolutely nothing to say even on your thread of muppets. thank you

I know you don't understand a lot of the words that you write, but I'll ignore that...

My point is, if you say you were criticizing Moyes fro the beginning using the criteria you listed....Why are you not criticizing Van Gaal now?...Van Gaal who has had a far worse start to the season than Moyes did

Brain Dead Hypocrite is what your tombstone shall read...

dopeJemi:
Do you think he is good enough?

Ask Starboard. Afterall, it's his criteria we're using

evra, rio, vidic, nani, chicharito, kagawa, giggs, zaha, welbeck, cleverley, büttner, etc all left the club. what's supposed to replace these bodies? grain of rice? how much do you think a club should spend to replace 11 players that include 6 world class players?

Please point out the world class players in that list. While you're at it, point out the players in your list that were essential players last year.

The same Rio and Vidic that you always about last year?

StarBoard:
captain numpty has been had and is looking for a cop-out.
other than being a clown by default, your point so far has been . . .?

My point is that in addition to being a brain-dead follow follow, you are also a hypocrite.

That post I quoted was of you brainlessly agreeing with an earlier post of Coogar's as usual

Anyway, now that Van Gaal is guilty of every 'crime' you highlighted there, do you think heis good enough to carry the training balls at Carrington?

Captain Me-too's own is even more Hilarious, Speaking on Moyes he said:

StarBoard:
His decisionmaking has been suspect ever since day one. That is why I am not backing him to deliver or giving him the benefit of doubt when he fails to beat big sides.

Because he will never come good if he can not identify and effectively pursue a decent transfer target without paying over the odds or if he continues saying the rubbish he is spewing.

He started his failures by axingthe backroom staff in favour of his parapo.
Phil Neville without a coaching badge or any kind of coaching experience is an assistant at Manchester United.
Things you wouldnt even hear about at Okomu Oil, let alone read about at.
There are so many reasons why the dude is no fit to carry training balls at carrington, let alone be in charge of United.
Selection/tactics=0

Now you crucify your own players in the media. But you had 2months to strengthen the side. Instead you purchased an iroko tree for nearly 4 yes its value.
Idiot.ot

Man utd has gotten a solitary point out of 6 against 2 of the big boys thus far. Need I mention the losses to Swansea and MK Dons, and the draw at Burnley?

The one about transfer targets is even more hilarious...especially seeing manyoo bounce from pillar to post in the trasnfer market this summer

Does ryan Giggs have a coaching Badge or qualification?

And didnt Van Gaal just publically call Smalling s tupid?

Ahhh...The hypocrisy

If you spend 150 million on players and cant keep a clean sheet, win away from home, or even outscore West Ham....How is it Irrelevant to Discourse?

If you spend 150 million and cant pick up points, how is it irrelvant to discourse?


Now you say, Van Gaal is unlucky with Injuries....Yet when in the Moyes Era, you were saying this:

coogar:
age & injury are no excuses if moyes had simply used fergie's blueprint. fergie was rotating rio, fergie gave RVP a special training regime that made him complete 38 league games last season. injury to players is a direct outcome of the pre-historic training regime of david moyes!

Nigga go and sleep!

coogar:
how do you consistently spit this crap and not have your conscience prïck you? in what circumstance did moyes lose those games? in what circumstance is LVG losing this? united won the title by 11 points prior moyes arrival & he plunged the team to a 7th position.

you keep hammering about LVG being 4 points worse off but that's an amateur view of it. how many points away are we from the 4th position this season & how many points away from the 4th position was moyes at this stage last season? moyes is a bastärd - the football was painful to watch.....we had no bearing for the entire season.

LVG is infinitely better from what i have seen so far. it's not his fault that smalling lost his head or our defenders have refused to be fit all season. how would mourinho have done if all his first choice defenders are crocked and playing away to the champions of england with 10 men for 60 mins?

with moyes, we lost 4-1 there last season with 11 men, first choice defenders & rooney in his preferred position. you can tweak the stats all you want but only a blind bartimeaus would not give LVG credits for the job he has done so far. we are 3-4 defenders away from becoming a world class club again & that's satisfying as far as i am concerned.

And Ferguson lost 6-1 to City....at Old Trafford.

So what is this job Van Gaal has done so far?

You've spent 150million pounds and only have 16 league goals to show for it...Arsenal, City,Chelsea, Southampton, West Ham, and Everton have scored more.

You've spent 150million yet you've conceded 14 goals already....and are yet to win on the road

You've spent 150 million but you're 4 points worse off than you were last season...

You've spent 150 million, but cant keep a cleansheet in 6 consecutive league games...

And all of these with the majority of the team that won the league with 11 points in 2011 as you were always keen to point during the Moyes era

I better go change my name to Bartimeus by deed poll

raumdeuter:
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Bottom of the Bundesliga

The bottom 4 have won the league 5 times since the turn of the millenium and 5 of them have played CL football in recent years yet someone would tell us one league is more competitive

I refuse to believe that Dortmund is in danger of relegation. Surely a team with Shinji Kagawa should be bossing that league. After all, and according to Coogar, if only Moyes had just played him as a modern day number 10 Manyoo would have won the quadruple...

What's wrong with what Mourinho said?

freecocoa:
Still on the dishwasher, I don't like to see used plates after eating that's why in my house, when you are done eating, you wash your plate before leaving the kitchen, growing up, my mum did hers and that of dad(she appoints one of us to on some occasions), during/after cooking, whoever did the cooking made sure the kitchen stays neat,that way there are no dirty plates in the kitchen.

I like this method and you don't even notice you've done any chore, I don't like the idea of piling up dishes at all.

Different strokes for different folks anyways, whatever works best for you.

My sister, the dishwater thing ehn?

I've got a dishwasher in my kitchen, that I've never used. A lot of peeps I know here are actually wary of using these things due to the high electric bills....and that's with 24 hour light.

Modernity does not require needless splashing out on electronics you don't need.

adebisicutie:
Lmao heavy duty machines ke, na the washing machine they use at dry cleaners or what . Do you know what it would take to overload the industrial generators used by these apartments? Do you know you are been always advised against under utilizing it. Do you think one uses all these gadgets at once? When the power goes off my washing machine stops and picks up once it's back on and completes the washing. It's obvious you don't know anything g about these things you are saying so let's call it a day. Let me go and switch on my washing machine

Oh so it's now about underutilising industrial generators

Who 'underutilises' a generator in this day and age of energy conservation?

Anyway, Good day to you too madam.

adebisicutie:
Not have light for a few days , I live in a serviced apartment and they put in generator for certain hours everyday and if I use my gadgets or not I and my neighbors will still pay the same thing. My man spend good money on the machine? I actually bought most of the gadgets we have , we have different things we take care of. It seems you Nigerian men are used to women who don't buy anything or pay bills

There you go...

Like SirShymex said, this is the perfect exhibition of a primitive mentality in a 3rd world society.

You don't have constant electricity, yet you spunk a large amount of money on machines with an average spin cycle time of 1 hour. What happens if NEPA takes light mid cycle?

I'm sure you don't even know the energy requirement for your 'gadgets' as you called them, yet you're running them on a shared Generator....simply because you pay the same money as your co-tenants. Is that not criminal? What if you're overloading the generator?

Washing Machines and Dishwashers have been around since the 80s...the reason they didn't takeoff in Nigeria is the fact that they are not cost-effective given the epileptic power supply.

These days, wanton materialism has swept the nation, hence your purchase of a heavy duty washing machine and dishwasher...when you don't even have electricity.

Like I said, your type have never even seen NEPA Bill.

adebisicutie:
Of course why not, and it's about being smart with the gadgets. In a house with the husband and maybe 3kids, there will be pots, pans and bowls used during the day for preparing and serving the food. You put all the dishes in the machine and you wash it at night and turn off. Ho much electricity is that? You are talking like she'll be washing 3plates in the machine every hour. By the way anyone with a household if 4 knows you will never have just 3 plates to wash . The woman can they attend to other things like supervising the kids homework or getting their things ready for school the next day . The gadgets don't mean you'll have nothing to do it just allows you to achieve more.

I swear you are the stereotypical woman who does not know what the NEPA bill looks like.

1: Do you know how much wattage is required to run the machine?

2: Do you have 24 hour power supply? Or are you advocating that your man spends good money on a machine that you can only use once in a while?

3: What happens if you don't have light for a few days at home, you let the dishes pile up abi? So that you can save time to supervise the kid's homework

I seriously pity your husband .

The OP is a joker

You want a Washing Machine, Dishwasher, Pounding Machine, blah blah...

How much do you contribute to NEPA Bill? Or money for Gen?

You can bet that she sits on her fat derrière all day, and doesn't even go downstairs to put on the pumping machine.

Abeg, someone should arrest the OP for attempted robbery.

englishmart:
it's not all about good looks.

Perhaps so, but unfortunately the only information available to base my decision on is her photos...and they do nothing for me.

Sorry.

englishmart:
let's do it for her.

Sorry mate.

She's actually not good looking in my opinion. To vote for her would make a mockery of my principles.

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Omo see cruise

PietroRico:
its uncalled for jare.
There are a million and one things moyes did wrong
He was never the man for the job.
He lacked the charisma and pedigree required for a job of this magnitude.

Don't even allow me get started on his bizarre tactics and lack of man management.
He lost his team
He lost even his back room staff



Abi na media make am instruct players to cross ball a million times when we didn't have an attacking trio of zigic, koller and crouch?

Moyes is a mistake that never should have happened in the first place.

So Van Gaal doesn't have bizzare tactics? From playing a 3-5-2 that lost 4-0 to MK Dons to Pushing Rooney further and further in to central midfield, to playing a suicidal high line against the rapid attackers of Man City...I can give you more if you want

Charisma and Pedigree? What Charisma does Van Gaal have? He sits down scribbling notes all game. Then he comes out and says "Judge me after 3 months". Then he comes out and says "It was very stu pid to say three months because then the media are only talking about three months.". And how has his pedigree improved your team's fortunes?

Van Gaal famously never gets on with his players and staff anyway, so I'm surprised you're talking about man-management. Man Management? Hahahaha. Everywhere he has gone he has left on bad terms with coaching staff, players, board and even the fans. Someone who was once described as a football hitler by one of his own players, is the one you're given props for man management.

All Van Gaal really has going for him is his reputation, and many Manyoo fans like yourself are simply unwillingly to believe that someone with his reputation might not actually be up to the task.

Van Gaal's reputation has bought him a free ride. Any other manager would be in trouble by now.

lekkie073:
Chelsea 2 points from a possible 6 against utd and city......any difference?

Except I didn't use those 2 games as yardsticks for improvement, unlike your fellow Manyoo fan

n0m0705:
Those are just records that won't matter at the end of the season. accepted, van gaal started very slowly but there has been steady improvement in the last 4 matches, particularly the last 2, one thing I am very sure of is that this season will be far better than last season. after the red card yesterday and rojo's injury I thought we are getting another harvest of goals against us

1 point of a possible 6 is steady improvement?

The excuses some of you make to justify your faith are nothing exceptional feats of mental gymnastics

SIRcumalot:
it isn't the rooney contract,SAF also agreed to a rooney contract years back.
it more about how Ferdinand undermined him in the dressing rooney.
if Ferdinand was here now he won't try that crap.

Like elampiro said, basic truth is that the media led a smear campaign against the man, and fans being fickle jumped on the bandwagon.

Fans are always going to be fickle, everyone knows that. Alan Pardew had a website dedicated to his removal, Arsenal fans have been chanting Wenger Out for years. I mean Even I was calling Mourinho a European reject this time last year and wasn't fully convinced until January this year.

Ultimately this where the board should have remained strong and backed their man....instead you have a situation where Ferguson of all people came out to publicly extricate his name from Moyes's appointment.

There are no two ways about it...Moyes was harshly done by.

Van Gaal has been infinitely worse than Moyes so far despite spending the greater part of 200 million pounds in transfers.

SIRcumalot:
The players and fans turned on Moyes because he isn't charismatic,gave the players too much power,didn't handle the media,no winning record and we had no faith in him.
If it wasn't for SAF, moyes won't even be in the discussion.
This isn't to absolve him of any wrongdoing he had plenty but those where the main reason.
Compare to LVG whose is well know,has an outstanding record and scares the Media shitless.
We used Moyes as our Scapegoat last season hopefully his well compensated,

Moyes only gave Rooney a new contract and y'all were screaming down rooftops. You guys shouted that Rooney must be dropped

Van Gaal has made Rooney captain and has publicly stated that Rooney has special privileges and must always play. Van Persie is obviously not keeping his place based on form.

If you ask me, if Moyes gave players too much power, then Van Gaal has made them gods.

n0m0705:
I Don't really think moyes was sacked because of result alone , but we were also playing some hopeless kind of football without any direction, atleast any Objective mind will see that it is just a matter of time before this present team start dominating epl again, it may not be like the days of fergie but we are getting closer.

Could you please expatiate on this comment?

Manchester United have now suffered their worst start to a league season since 1986. They have not won away from home in seven months, and have only two clean sheets under Louis van Gaal. They have four fewer points than at this stage last season. They had just two shots on target against City.

nitlad:
They said he has the same set of players as everybody, that im go suffer differentials. He told them it guarantees him consistency.

I think the inconsistency of the differential pursuing chasing pack might see him win it at canter. I'm not sure anyone has maintained no2 for more than 3 weeks. Na so so shuffling every GW from 2nd downward.

You know say I don pass you ba?

Na you and lalaboiy be my original targets this year.

One down, one to go.